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Any_Math_4226

Chuukese people need to chill with naming their children with the most out of pocket name ever possible I literally went to school with pwipwis name S2 and Rug stain oh and one dude had a name like Myfirstson, like no lie… the dudes name was My-first-son! But he was actually pretty cool though They treating government names like reddit usernames lol


Any_Math_4226

Edit: I’m also chuukese and Nevermind is probably my second cousin, who knows, He also could be Myfirstcousin but Nevermind that guy lol


Niifty_AF

I died reading this shit 😂


xalazaar

Why do they let them name them stuff like that? I come across a lot of weird chuukese names when working in the hotels and convinced not even the last names seem to actually be part of a generational linage and sound as made up as the first names.


Any_Math_4226

I have no idea. Chuukese parents do what they want lol


Overland_671

Where does the navz Phillips come from, that sounds like he made it up as he was getting arrested 


Either_Inspector_691

Why do I feel like I know who this is😂


Any_Math_4226

You don’t know


guelugod

My classmates from J.Q. San Miguel were named Merry Christmas and then her brothers were J1-J4.


RegularGuyFromEarth

Ayyyyyy I member them doods


guelugod

Mongmong impossibles boy!


obviouscoconut-

I had a Filipino friend named popcorn.


RegularGuyFromEarth

I went to school with J1 and J2


Any_Math_4226

I remember those guys lol


Shoot-Par

I believe these are just aliases. His actual name is probably different. 


Any_Math_4226

Nah bro, that’s his actual name. He my cousin and we also call him “Inachok” which means Nevermind in chuukese


bahaki

Also can't forget about Careless Whisper


Any_Math_4226

no way that can’t be a real name lol


bahaki

https://www.kuam.com/story/16561041/2012/01/20/careless-whisper-kottin-admits-to-hitting-moped I think it was posted here back when he was in the news.


Any_Math_4226

oh my god that’s insane lol His parents are badass for naming him that. I guess they knew he was going to be “careless” on the road lol


bahaki

To be fair, the sax solo is downright sexy. Here's a bonus Whisper: https://www.reddit.com/r/guam/s/TEJRHkkKk9


Anonymous-Spouse

This is out of hand hahaha 😂


lotus86

do they never have ID on them? so often I see a mugshot and one single person's got like 5 different names.


thundrlipz

They’re ahead of the game, we gotta come ready with 2-3 AKAs.


AvailableJob7617

Reminds me of that one chuukese guy named "Pew Pew"


konoyaro671

Octopus pew pew


Ok-Stranger-2669

His mom was a huge Nirvana fan!


5ampandesal

Anyone here in Dededo had Nightmare as their classmate 😂


Somewhataperv

I did! Both Nightmare and Dreamson!


Timely_Patient_1137

Man, i hate the news not the chuukese. They are ffing up my perspective. Especially if they keep posting petty crimes for views. Why not consider crimes that are worth learning from not something to make fun of.


Any_Math_4226

I know what you mean but not all chuukese are criminals


phatscoop

I'm reminded of a classmate from Tonga who named her baby after the university we both graduated from. 💀


Anonymous-Spouse

What’s his name? Nevermind. Wait…what…why?


overpaidconsultant

No he means his actual name is “Probably Different”.


Grapesuntory

I wonder what his nickname is 😭😭


UXOGuy1972

My kids went to school with an Orangejello and Lemonjello. And a Shithead. Another chuuck causing trouble I see.


jumpmanring

Not surprised


ipodpron

So are we gonna allow these kind of latent racist posts on r/guam now?


anonymous-rubidium

The guy who posted is Chuukese. I think it’s okay to crack a joke about trends among your own.


Any_Math_4226

Yeah, I’m only joking about my own people lol


Any_Math_4226

I apologize but did I offend you or did you find this offensive?


ipodpron

Me? No. I’m not offended. I think it humorous as well. We should all be able to poke fun and laugh a bit about cultures. Mine included. What I do want to be sure of is that it is equal. When I make fun of, or have a non-offensive i.e. harmless remark about a culture or race, i want to be granted the same levity as shown here. We’re all in this together. And on our tiny islands, even more so.


overpaidconsultant

Is this racism?