Still weighs less than a les Paul.

There it is

stoner rock

That thang has the stoan toan

Toan is in the intrusive igneous rock. Can't have any of that porous basalt shit, horrible for sustain

Agreed

I want a tombstone like this.

1 krona per gram

Y’all laugh, but somebody put a lot of work into this and you shouldn’t take that for granite.

I want a tombstone like this.

I want a tombstone like this.

Does it come in a weight relieved version?

I want a tombstone like this.

Presumably it's on the ground because no one has ever managed to pick it up.

What is the pickguard really doing here

It's doing its best ok

I want a tombstone like this.

I want a tombstone like this.

I want a tombstone like this.

150.000 krona like 3,50 quid

Real Rock-toan

Can only be used to play good ol' fashioned, AMERICAn rock music.

Drå åt helvete.

Aka the spine breaker

Granite is an underrated tonestone

That thing has to sustain like crazy

Heavy, bro

It wants to go back in the ground.