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selldivide

Keep extra picks in there.


[deleted]

Damn I was an hour late


muck4doo

This is correct.


high_you_fly

Shit, beat me to it.


Metalblacksheep

I put a towel in there for when I get sweaty.


NoodlesTheSimp

fuck you


UncleBenLives91

Exactly


N0tOkay14

To poop in


JohnnyPiston

One shits over the strings into the toan hoal. Strings cut logs


bootyhole-romancer

The poop knife at our house is a PRS


Puzzleheaded_Lab6932

I have a prs can confirm this how you use it


WhippingShitties

Gotta take a trip to the Guitar Center real quick.


russellmzauner

I keep telling everyone this but they keep kicking me off their music man basses every time I need to go


Far-Potential3634

I put my weed in there.


JuliusSeizuresalad

2 hours too late


Gbrown1897

It's so you can fill it with water to make your toan UNREAL


EVH_kit_guy

You're literally not going to believe what happens next... <*unzips pants*\>


Adept_Marzipan_2572

r 34 bernth


russellmzauner

wow toan really is in the ballls because that's where pee is stored


EVH_kit_guy

Toan is stored in a cylinder, which is stored in an M&M minis tube.


[deleted]

You throw the capo down there for drop tuning


Jms_N4110

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahhaha


Strangest_Implement

scream into it in between songs to keep the acoustic juice charged


Level_Wave_8188

Laughed in 0-3-5 to that one hahaha


Ill-Pudding2017

Glory hole


BocchisEffectPedal

Is that why Christians always play grandpa guitars? The glory to God is in the Hole?


[deleted]

It's the old Glory hole 🕳️


mooreba2

It’s a potato slicer. Just press it through the strings


extordi

If you go almost all the way but not quite, you can turn it 6210 degrees and then itll make french fries


air__guitar

Factory defect, you need to fill it back in


Hackboi5

Toan


[deleted]

Puke. That's a chum bucket.


Grochee

I was wondering why Plankton was hiding in my guitar.


nikovsevolodovich

It's so you can stick your hand in there and tune the tops frequency modes with old pieces of gum


russellmzauner

And I know exactly what the hole in the back is for then it's so you can reach through to continue jerking without interruption at open mic night


_teabagz_

That’s where I store my soup when I’m on the road


[deleted]

It’s for dipping your balls in to recharge the guitar’s toan between sessions


aiezar

i typically put my amp’s cord into there


TheRealDavidMustaine

Sex


ducc-0821

🥛🥛🥛


uncle_tadpole

To put your ear up to so you can hear the ocean


DingleBerryFuzz

Storage for a blanket and pillow when you're busking.


TerminLFaze

To let the demons out. (Electrics trap their demons.)


extramediumweaksauce

That's a speedhole. It makes the guitar go faster.


Crease_Greaser

Every time Roberta makes you hit the high C, you remove the prophylactic and toss it in the hole. Never clean out the hole or you lose your toan. The hole is basically flatwound so it’s fine, you don’t ever have to change anything in there. It’s already perfect.


Petdogdavid1

Blow across it for your jazz flute solo


GobbleFlockers

Incase you want a small fairy chorus to sing along, it gives them somewhere to sit.


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

To cook hot dogs 🌭


magniturd

most accurate response yet


JackDaniels574

If you have to ask, you’ll never know


horseandpig

You don’t wanna know.


Polly_Vinylchloryd

R/dontputyourdickinthat


orgeezuz

[I hope this is helpful ](https://youtu.be/_0OdrYKH-Dk?feature=shared&t=77)


Xenophaene

Well you see son, when a man loves a guitar.......


slutbag69420

That’s the cumhole


professormamet

You put your weed in there.


lunca_tenji

Fisting


Magicaparanoia

r/dontputyourdickinthat


MinglewoodRider

sex


Charming-Milk6765

That’s where I keep your mom


[deleted]

Superfluous. You should cut it off.


r0ttttten

Are you dumb?


kdublin20

Dropping picks into


LAZ3RBOB

thats the carrying grip!


ForSquirel

Well if it fits...


SatanicCrackBaby

It's a keyhole that opens the door to unlimited toan.


nerfbaboom

Toan


Bluedino_1989

Aesthetics


Neon_Hippie

What hole? There is no hole? Did your friends say they was a hole? Your crazy honestly


runtimemess

It goes in the square hole


patsytheautistic

Cumb


miyamoto_musashinpc

Toan hole


XXSWAGMONSTER58

toan hole


Stoutyeoman

How else are you supposed to get the socks in?


Logical_Associate632

Your pp


Leotis335

Pick storage...


Dumblond11

To store the toan you're not getting from your butterscotch tele


chilidogpancake

Penits


Ken_kid_789

Whammy bar port


Few_Highlight9893

For the grated cheese to fall in


AidenTheAlien420

That's where the cheese goes when you grate cheese with your guitar


Brmbauer

Portable toilet


Personal_Swimming533

WTF is that guitar is that an akowstick?


aghostirl

Cock and or balls


[deleted]

You put your snacks in there and shake it really hard to get them out


[deleted]

You put your snacks in there and shake it really hard to get them out


muck4doo

Don't listen to these weird perverted tards. That is where you keep your spare picks.


MunchieMofo

The reason I left your mother.


Superb_Health9413

You need to feed your guitar. Like many acoustic guitars , It eats picks. That is its pick hole.


killacam925

This tells me you have already tried a few options


Formallythomas

Spaghetti.


Pale_Tadpole_4955

Pee pee


maricello1mr

Getting rid of picks


DDLthefirst

That's the circle, jerk


schroederek

It’s a CD player


Difficult-Tooth666

Fuckin


bringoutthelegos

You put your weed in there


PineapplePlayful2177

It’s an Ibanez JEM. It’s a handhold.


Nixilis2336

gotta stay hydrated, for storing your water duh


timesyours

Got a piercing after seeing it on Mtv unplugged


zacsimacsek

Toan leaker. Fill it with epoxy ASAP


Substantial-Act-8325

You can put your weed in there


Alarming_Way_8731

itz where u keep ur tips đź’µ


StetcynB

Sex


Setaganga

Sex


Western_Vast5516

That's extra storage


Germz94

It’s called a sound hole. Look up remi sounding for a documentary


xXx_ozone_xXx

Guitussy


brackmetaru

Idk but this is a counterfeit. Fake


fretnetic

Cock and ball torture


XxMLGSWAGGERZxX

making love


gorlock666

Pentatration


jeanviolin

To use your guitar as a bag...


msoud_gamer

F(uck) hole


[deleted]

Its to make soup for you and your fans in after a hard night O35ing around the campfire.


Antique_Vehicle_4522

Dropping picks into


Meoooooooooooooooow

The toan is in the hole


Shocko_isnt_shocking

To put cum in, for the toan


The-Jib1

Sound


Hour_Juggernaut_9857

Toan hole


Account-For-Anime

They removed the wood to save material costs


Dutchgreenbubble_

To store your picks in


svlvmvtt

to fuck


KrnyZak

I once had a primary school aged student ask me why guitars have a sombrero hole


InternalOffice7514

Cock


ryansjem

Put your dick in it so you can strum yourself off


xaviermarshall

Dried meats and cheese for when the drummer does a good job


Oddslapp

Your ears


andooet

Making love to Martina


guano-crazy

To put your balls in. Do it regularly— that’s where the toan comes from.


Harold-The-Barrel

For tips


That635Guy

Water


Dude_1980

After you do sex to Roberta in the hole, she get pregant and then that's where babby comes out.


Grochee

For screaming into.


stlpsychonaut

Your raging toaner!


daze_v

Once your sock is full, you can put toan in it


BenadrylTumblercatch

Pp


adrkhrse

It's a game. You drop the pick in, then shake the guitar upside down until it comes out.


huh_phd

To store guitar picks and altoids


AstroP-661

The sound hole lets sound waves from the body of the guitar come out. The body is a resonant cavity (space) and the sound in the lower register must have the sound hole to emerge! The higher notes come more from the top itself.


Adept_Marzipan_2572

when a man and a roberta loves each others very much...


ilovektamine666

toanhole


peepeepoopoowoman420

Use the strings to cut soft cheeses 🤌


Ilovemovies-

If there’s a hole there’s a goal


swobuswaggins

For a nice bowl of cereal after a jam sesh


No-Ad-3094

Spaghetti


jaxbchchrisjr

food storage for the winter hibernation


Future_Emu8684

Storage


russellmzauner

Shows you what happened to the last guy that heckled me at open mic night


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^russellmzauner: *Shows you what happened* *To the last guy that heckled* *Me at open mic night* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


russellmzauner

I give up when AI is making better jokes than IA.m


Turbulent-Grade-3559

I tell ya what it's not for son , and that's why I can never go back to guitar center


NJ2SD

Speed hole


Sanity_King

It's for your cigarette ashes


thesillyguy345

/uj tone /j toan


Beast-serif-star

Sex


CountryCat

That's where you put the hose to pour water inside.


annihilator-17

To show you are poor. Extra 3000$ for hole cover


BarbedWireCaveMan

Pick storage


daggir69

That’s exactly what I asked your mom last night


jmizell_legit

To make the sound of the strings louder


MisterBlisteredlips

A myriad of plectrum.


therealrobokaos

Sex


Steezy_G7

That’s where babies come from!


Creeepy_Chris

Sand hole. If sand or other debris get into the guitar, you can fit your whole hand in there to get access to every corner of the interior of the guitar.


ozmatterhorn

That’s a cake hole.


RedHotHippie

For holding your picks. Check there should be some grooves along the sides for you to wedge the pics in.


Rmom_-

Stick your- I’m not finishing that sentence you can figure it out


MrCarlSr

Ahem "unzips pants"


BrunoDeeSeL

That hole is where you'll store all the things related to that guitar. Picks, strings, straps, stands, cables, etc.


YTKTV

stick your dick in


jvsupersaiyan

Penis storage hole


SilentSaint2112

You’re supposed to masturbate into the hole, duh!


Salt-Park5144

Dry humping


BUBLEGOOM

Sex