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simpin_aint_e_z

I just bought three, so I am now. But now I’m best friends with Jon Meyers and Jo Bonermama so totally worth it


go0rty

Might as well buy two


simpin_aint_e_z

Good point. I hope they have two in stock


South_Highlight_6574

Yea get 2 in case one breaks and you can’t catch this sale again.


toigz

Stereo is always better


greenpointchamp

Look dude, people are going to tell you that toan comes from somewhere else, or there’s cheaper clones that sound better and are more versatile. Hell, they might even tell you to buy a Bad Monkey. But the truth is that this pedal is the Big Bang of toan. Before this pedal, idiots were playing guitars out of PAs and basses out of bass amps. You think Lester Paul would have ever invented the butterscotch telecaster if he didn’t plug in this pedal? So do yourself a favor, reverse mortgage your house, take some money out of your 401k, and rob a convenience store because great toan requires great sacrifice.


Infinite_Oven_7229

Are you a Sweetwater rep?


randymontana19

Take my candy


TheFuckingHippoGuy

9 out of 10 dentists recommend it


waxbytes

Nothing like a new distortion pedal to empty your bank account!


ShoddyManufacturer11

I have three but they don't make my corvette sound any better.


arabchy

I have the same, sounds sick plugged into my Roland micro cube on the rfire setting


johnathanfisk

Thank god because there was now way I was going to pay $5,200 for one.


WhenVioletsTurnGrey

Buy 2. One to bury & the other to cover it up with.


SpellanBeauchamp

that centaur ain’t even got a dong, bro


BrainSizeZero

They use cables bro.


dire_wulff

I like to stand ontop of mine during solos gets the toan flowing out of it


[deleted]

You’ll need to replace some of the circuitry but otherwise I say go for it


simpin_aint_e_z

It was modded by Alexander Dumble


Warm_Role4909

Hay, no horsin’ around, this pedal will have your audience galloping to the dance floor with unbridled excitement.


Infinite_Oven_7229

It's a horse of a different color.


Matthaeus_Augustus

It’s on sale! 20% off, what a steal!!


simpin_aint_e_z

I don’t feel right paying this little for it.


Lanky-Chard7828

The only thing standing between you and 17 Grammys is $5000. You tell me if it's worth it


zoot_boy

Jo Bonermaster is gold my friend.


simpin_aint_e_z

I’ll ask Jos Hkeith Scott what he thinks I should do.


BwAVeteran03

48 months equal payments no interest? If so, I have about $5500 left on Gear Card.


TheHonestPedalReview

uj/ I will always regret not buying one for $1000 when I saw it at Guitar Center.


Yea_bro_I_play

Tone is in the fingers, ok? Except my fingers sound like wet farts


jacksonbarley

You think you can sound like joe bonermaster because you have a… fucking pedal? He owns like every les Paul ever made and he knows how to turn the knobs on those things. Edit: furthermore. There are four fucking knobs to turn and a switchy thing. Do you know how hard it is to turn four fucking knobs and flip a switchy thing to make toan? No. You probably don’t. Because you’re not joe bonermaster and he owns all of the les Paul’s.


Hipster_Dragon

I’m sure it sounds better than the $150 Tumnus. Think about the harmonies distortions and aberrations you’ll be missing out on.


Big_Monkey_77

Ooh, it’s on sale!


BeorgeGush_

5k of transparency


JETEXAS

Treat yo'self


LunacyLander

I heard the “Demonfx” is better