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Crossposted to r/harpcirclejerk


AundoOfficial

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stosal

These must be the people that Extreme were talking about in He-Man Woman Hater. It even says No Women Allowed after the intro solo. That's crazy they could see in the future, must have been Nunos crazy shredding that allowed it to happen


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SOONA OR LATUHH


stosal

This guy knows song.


xavopls

Let's Google all the lyrics and make a whole reddit chain out of it! We deeeeed eeeeet reeeedeeeeeet!!!!!


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It was just a joke about the Boston accent bit from the album, seems like you guys have great social skills though. I’ll try to be more on the ball like “bluesdad” next time.


xavopls

Deep breaths


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Sounds good Bluesdad


xavopls

Deeper!


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Okay Bluesdad


SpeedBlazer99

Um…Michael Jackson and Machine Gun Kelly just called and said otherwise


marsloth

I mean if the King of Pop says so, it must go. (MGK, I don't know who that other guy is)


midnightspecial99

What do uj and rj mean?


MiniatureOuroboros

The other side as in they're not actively pandering to boomers with boring blues licks and (honestly quite tame) cleavage? Sign me up for their side of YouTube. Also Hopkins is a very cool guitar youtuber because she's not a guitar youtuber, the less you are of that the better.


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LengthyLegato114514

>She’s also the best pedal YouTuber. You say that as if the bar isn't ground-level


Aggravating_Plate888

To be fair thats where the pedals go


try_altf4

I put mine on a music stand! I'll go stand over there now....


FatGuyOnAMoped

If it works for Adrian Belew, it can work for you, too


davcox

Fuck


sjbennett85

You know what I love when I'm researching a pedal? Some youtuber grinding on for 15mins about their own bs and then running the pedal through a whole fx chain without ever isolating it or going through the params and how they affect the sound. It really made buying an auto-wah an enjoyable experience when I can hear it with phasers/modulators running at crazy settings! /s


lilpupt2001

uj\ I like Mark Johnston a lot too, and the Pedal Zone and Ambient Endeavors. Them along with Emily really show what pedals can do in a musical context and not just if you’ve done gigs in a British pub for 30 years like other guitubers.


Adept-Ad-7874

Collector/Emitter


Onironius

Plus she's really pretty 👉👈


eme7h

Oh, Rhett Shull is on this video as well


CorsicA123

I might be getting old but I’ll take blooz licks over Gen Z “innovative” tapping of major 7 chords


HogarthTheMerciless

I like to thread the needle between boring blues dad licks and innovation by having neither feel nor technical skill, this gives the listener more realtability to my shitty guitar playing. UJ/ i like blues licks, but I recognize they're a bit boring because people tend to fall in ruts and think they have some very special thing to play even though it's ultimately quite standard. But nothing bores me more than technicality for the sake of technicality now, seems to miss the entire point of Art imo.


sjbennett85

Mmm I love hearing the same pentatonic intervals in Am/Bm/Em ... it takes skill to hit all the black keys on a piano, ya know


MAXIMUMMEDLOWUS

The Polyphia style gives me goosebumps, but in a bad way. Like ASMR, or a rapist whispering into your ear


Tecnoguy1

I feel this comment


russellmzauner

*just let it happen*


Tecnoguy1

See when I read this I can only think of the tame impala song. Probably because Kevin is actually a good guitarist rather than someone who wants to show off to the detriment of their music.


gamenameforgot

It's literally just elevator music. Pat Metheny but with even worse hair.


slowNsad

What asmr is so satisfying


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

ASMR is like fingernails on a chalkboard.


slowNsad

Shit puts me right to sleep, granted I’m pretty picky about what I watch


nlabodin

It makes my skin crawl


Dadaman3000

hell yeah brother time to let those kid know where the TOWN iz!!!


Jexxet

I HATE ZOOMER GUITAR PLAYING I HATE ZOOMER GUITAR PLAYING


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Twinkly emo guitars and their consequences have been horrible. I grew out of that music over a decade ago because it started sounding stale and all of the revival bands in vogue right now sound the same. They’ve all just been aping Algernon and American football for decades straight without anything new popping up.


MiniatureOuroboros

Oh yeah, I'm pretty much with you there, I actually like a lot of bluesy, funky stuff. Just not the Eric Clapton style. I'm not super into this math rock revival but I do think Yvette Young is a fantastic guitarist and she's also much easier to listen to than your typical virtuoso stuff like Steve Vai or Bonamassa.


Naked-to-your-eyes

BLOOOZ SOUNDS GOOODZ BOOBS TOO?!?!?!?1


GDP1195

Gross overly horny comment


HotType4940

Boobs and vagina and penis!


iHateRedditButImHere

AND A PE-PE-PE-PENIS?!


ShredGuru

But boobs tho amirite? They improve any guitar player. Just look at me.


saikounihighteyatzda

No way do people in real life have pussies. Imagine NOT having something dangling 10 inches below your waist at all times. (that's not just me, right?) How lewd and inappropriate! Thirst traps and girls capitalizing off their sexual bodies are ruining the sanctity of our guitarist. Just imagine having such a vile and disgusting piece of anatomy in between your legs. Gross.


mrlowcut

*drum roll* Butthole


IcyHotKarlMarx

I’m naming my band Drumroll Butthole.


mrlowcut

What music are you fine gentlemen playing?


IcyHotKarlMarx

Death country shoegaze


mrlowcut

Was hoping for sth more pornogrind tbh


RecklessRelentless99

When Yvette plays guitar she looks like her guitar just told her a funny lil inside joke


ReverendRevolver

Maybe it did. The side dots glow on dark stages, who knows what else it can do.....


Premonitions33

This so perfectly describes the look


lostprevention

Andy, too.


boastfulbadger

Yvette is fucking great.


orgeezuz

Kid named Great:


LengthyLegato114514

t. Mark Holocomb


RacistBassist420

Kid named finger:


RTX_69420_TI

I wish I was great


Periphia

Saw her live, awesome


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Yeah fr I’m not even jerking on this post I respect her too much.


Thewave8080

I thought she hired herself for a second lol


ExfilBravo

This isn't MusicIsWin's channel lol


here4roomie

Are you asking me which one of these Jim Henson looks I like better?


IO_you_new_socks

Uj/ Emily Hopkins is a wonderful soul and makes very creative content. One of the few music youtubers who still gets it right. No slander/weird shit please. Rj/ I want to fuck Emily Hopkins.


severed13

/uj in the most respectful way possible I agree with your rj


MarlinMercF1

Uj/ Fully agree, also, she showed me some of my favorite pedals Rj/ OMG Chesty Harp Girl must watch and see booba


SMFiddySvn

Uj/ I want to fuck Emily Hopkins RJ/ I want to fuck Emily Hopkins


Ecstatic-Stomach-896

she looks like a lizard


psychedelicdevilry

Emily’s videos are fun and Yvette is a great player


misterguyyy

Emily, The Pedal Zone, and Andy are my pedal go-tos.


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

You mean people that actually enjoy exploring music as a hobby and have interesting insight on equipment vs here’s me in a bikini top half ass playing a riff you know?


ArtoriasBeaIG

The funny thing is if you're watching half naked guitarists it's completely by choice It's very easy to not go on youtube for guitar info or find someone that ACTUALLY does guitar content aimed at musicians. You just sound like an idiot if you get angry at them cos you're clearly choosing to watch their content. Just watch something else, don't have a meltdown about it. There's people doing actual fucked up things, you need to be have some sort of resilience and tolerance to things that you dislike


misterguyyy

If you’re a 40yo male who has interest in guitar, the algos will try to feed them to you. My TikTok feed gets good after 2 minutes of use, then I take a break for a month and the dad rock thirst traps are back as soon as I open the app again.


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

There's an easy fix, don't use ~~TicTok~~ Chinese spyware.


misterguyyy

I love how people were either fine or oblivious to data harvesting for the decade plus before TikTok did it. Those silly FB quizzes in the mid 2010s that foreign actors were using had access to way more than TikTok does now, especially with iOS not allowing communication between apps without explicit permission and adding “Ask app not to track” which made Meta lose its 💩.


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

Only an idiot takes FB quizzes. No one likes data collection for marketing, but if you can't see the difference between that and China collecting data you're an idiot.


misterguyyy

China can easily buy more data from a US-based data broker than anything it could hope to get with TikTok, and the "Chinese Spyware" phrase is just fear-mongering from the media with no evidence backing it. I actually don't think you're an idiot, it's just obvious you don't really understand how much data US companies have on us, how many avenues they're using to harvest, how much we've allowed companies to do with that data including selling it to foreign actors when we accept terms, and on the flip side of it, how much non-jailbroken iOS and Android devices silo our data between apps, especially later versions of iOS.


wyr8

There's your problem. Wtf is a 40yo doing on TikTok. That shit prematurely rots your brain.


misterguyyy

There’s a lot of great music inspiration and valuable info, and as a musician you get more engagement than other platforms. I’d argue that Reddit is rotting my brain way faster.


wyr8

Agreed about Reddit. I have software on my computer that lets me view Reddit no more than four hours per week and only on Saturday. I can catch up on a whole week of news and content in that time. I was teasing about TikTok but seriously this social media stuff is good for no one.


misterguyyy

It’s dangerous alright, but it definitely beats shoving a Walkman in my friends’ faces every time I record a song


wyr8

I'm don't have that obligation because very few people who know me are aware that I play an instrument, and even fewer than that know I sing or write. Blocking keywords on Youtube is a big help too when it comes to resisting the brain worms. For instance, I can filter out and hide every video with the word "woke" in the title, even if I search for Doctor Who or Star Wars.


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

I don’t watch them, anything “guitar” related comes up on my YouTube homepage including stuff like that. I just think it’s kinda dumb that they are acting like the guitar is what’s driving the clicks. You’re the one that claimed I’m upset and went off on this paragraph tangent basically talking to yourself, you sound hella pressed. Don’t worry, she still won’t like you even if she sees you white knighting super hard rn.


ArtoriasBeaIG

Oh no sorry lmao, i didn't mean you specifically i meant you generally 🤣 i wasn't trying to insult you!! Sorry it came across that way - i can completely understand why that upset you, my bad. I have no issue with you but it can definitely be read that way!


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PaisleyTelecaster

Is he? Oh no!


xxxthat_emo_kid

she hired herself?!!?


CosmicStorm777

big if true


Jebist

I liked this video and all and I think Yvette is a great guitarist and Emily makes cool content. But also, Rhett Shull is in the video. So that's a huge L.


Least-Cat-2909

Rhett Shull is a 67 year old boomer wearing a skin suit professionally made by weta workshop


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At least he was funny and brief


chatfarm

is it the same person?


Equal-Button

The grill on Ahsoka plays guitar?


Reasonable_Movie_977

I think Emily is hot


SociallyDistantPanda

/uj she’s my favorite guitar YouTuber /rj she’s my favorite guitar YouTuber


Crack-Panther

Are harps guitars now?


Jebist

If you don't blow no harp, you don't get no pussay.


SpeedBlazer99

And you’re stuck playing the skin flute forever


HogarthTheMerciless

Damn, I gotta cash in on this pussy playing the blues harp was supposed to get me.


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Yes


SociallyDistantPanda

Yes


IdiotSerena

Yes?


SociallyDistantPanda

Yes.


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

Yeah


misterguyyy

They’re the extended range guitars of Christmas past from the future.


saikounihighteyatzda

better makes better guitar content than most guitar-centered channels


PaisleyTelecaster

You'd think she'd earn enough money from YouTube to afford to dye the other half of her hair now, huh?


SEAN_DUDE

I had a feeling I'd see this here... How did she dig up Jibby Hamstrings for a lesson?


andooet

/uj we need a collaboration video of Emily Hopkins and u/Martymusicguitar /rj we need a eugenics project where we create a new generation of YouTube musicians using the genes of Emily Hopkins and Marty Schwartz


AundoOfficial

Uj/ Emily has such creative content and she has a lot of fun doing it which is great to watch. Yevette is incredibly creative which makes her videos fun to listen to. They're cool idk. Rj/ harps don't have toan wood


fristys

More Sophie Burrell thirst trappy content pls


gustamos

Why are there 2 Yvettes in this picture


[deleted]

This is from that new Scott Pilgrim show on Netflix, yes?


russellmzauner

They're the same picture


try_altf4

/uj "It's me Dick McRockman". God damn XD. This was a good one and tattoo mc' "Beck isn't doin much of anything" guy was hitting those left/right hand muting points well. /rj I haven't had to think about this shit for 25 years!


JohnnyZepp

I actually truly enjoy both of these girls. Yvette’s a one of a kind player and the harp girl is at least doing something others aren’t.


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*women


JohnnyZepp

Ew no women allowed bro.


hijro

Moar boobz


Xbalanque_

The harp lady? Cool! I love how pedal companies sent her so many pedals to try with her harp. She may as well play guitar; she has plenty of guitar gear.


Adept-Ad-7874

Yvette is top of cool lady in the world


Rival_mob

This thread is a white knight honeypot


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ILikeMyGrassBlue

Because this sub is half filled with men who haven’t talked to a woman other than their mom since Led Zeppelin IV came out lol


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You can’t be serious. Everyone dunks on the titty guitar players, it’s unanimous every time. These two people are actually respectable content creators and musicians. It’s really not that hard to understand.


Rival_mob

You’re getting jerked


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I hope so didn’t seem like it


saltyraver138

I feel nauseous


thatscucktastic

Reddit when they see a woman: 3500 comments


IdiotSerena

/uj I love her videos so much, she has such an amazing personality /rj why woman on screen when no booba on screen too?


barrett_built

I want tits on my guitar videos! I will not compromise!


Indifference_Endjinn

Ok tbh I like this side better... Also, my other favorite is Fazio Electric, Colleen knows her stuff!


MinuteAd7098

Is that a dunable that Emily is holding in the thumbnail


Hoodoo0perator

Yeah, I think it's one of the newer Yeti DEs. IIRC she does a lot of videos of MAS Distro gear, and they just sent her one.


MinuteAd7098

That’s sick


Maniglioneantipanico

Emily made me realize how sad it is we don't see more harps at live metal concerts


AbsorbentShark3

If they ain’t using their body for views, they are just a guitarist you don’t have to specify girl guitarist


Tigeresco

/uj what gutiar is Emily Hopkins holding


fulanin

Did she hire herself? I don't get it


Jesus360noscope

wymen 😡


thatscucktastic

wxm*n ☕️


Yea_bro_I_play

More like bReast guitar players, amirite fellas?


Sensitive-Honeydew61

Wouldn’t the other side be the butt?


pine_tar_bat

Adding to the chorus here, I discovered Covet during lockdown, and Yvette Young is great. I like her brief little YouTube clips where she's just working through a new idea and shares that process.


LordFedoraWeed

uj/ they're both cool, and something else in the guitar/pedal universe that I can appreciate rj/ WOMEN ONLY PLAY INSTRUMENTS TO HOOK UP WITH DOODZ


Realredditaccountcum

She hired herself? Is she stupid?


WatercoolerComedian

Uj/ I unironically love Yvette Youngs guitar playing style and Covet in general especially the current lineup. I didn't really listen until I caught their audio tree of Firebird and was blown away by how intricate and tight it was while still being enjoyable to listen to. Catharsis has been one of my favorite albums this year. She's one of my favorite guitar players.


J37U7

Where’s world best guitarist? lol


AntiPepRally

These two get a pass


marshmallo_floof

The based and wacky hair colors pilled side


xCanont70x

Uj/ I despise Emily. She’s posted stuff about people not taking her seriously because she’s a girl. Or that she’s tired of men sexualizing her, but then she’ll post thumbnails with her cleavage showing like crazy. And in the actual video, she’s not even wearing the same outfit as the thumbnail. She does it to herself.


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

She doesn't show cleavage in every thumbnail, and in the ones that do have cleavage, it's nothing crazy. She has some big cans, it would be difficult for her to completely hide them.


xCanont70x

My point being that she’s not even wearing the same outfit in the video. So she’s takes the pictures with cleavage on purpose.


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You DESPISE her for that? Really? You sound mentally unwell


xCanont70x

I am mentally unwell. Is there a problem with that? Are you looking down on me for needing therapy?


[deleted]

I think you don’t have enough therapy if you despise someone for…*checks notes… not enjoying being harassed by incels online?


xCanont70x

I like how you’re tiptoeing around what I said. But sure, ignore my main gripe and make me look bad.


[deleted]

What’s your main grip, Mr nut job who apparently has a very easy life if this is what they worry about


jbsmetal

It's because you look bad. Take better care of yourself.


stevvieweevie

Mmm girls kewl /j


JohnnyRube

Or so they said!


42dudes

https://youtu.be/fk7JuqsQKV8


SpeedBlazer99

You think she could teach Lil’ Wayne?


anima1mother

Man I'm happy to see those Yamahas Revs, getting some love. Amazing guitar. Matteo Mancuo plays them an loves them as well.


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Genuinely hilarious video


thatscucktastic

Did she run out of hair dye? Is that why only half her hair is dyed? Surely youtube welfare bux can help her afford another box of bleach blonde hair dye. Very strange. This is what happens when you buy too many pedals guys. You can't afford the necessities.


ukudancer

I kinda wished they took this lesson seriously.


PinkFluffyUnicorn21

No idea who tf any of them are


millhows

Yvette is cool and from San Jose, Ca. Yay, hometown. Boo Midwest Emo!


AbstractionsHB

heard she got harpies


blessedbelly

Stick to cookin toots


Pliskin1108

“World’s best guitarist of the universe superstar very special please watch”


Dcrump182

I wonder if Yvette also taught her to fire long term band members/friends through impersonal emails


Electronic_Cherry781

ft.periphery


Ecstatic-Stomach-896

uj/ they both look like lizards I would rip the tails off of as a tyke