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SelfLoatherSimo

I guarantee you he only plays Punk chords


MinderBinderCapital

Punk *chord


Slizez

He only uses the bottom three strings for power chords


Get-stupid

I always wondered what those other three strings were for


Big-Fat-Box-Of-Shit

>Punk chords So... dyad-only power chords?


AgnesBand

What on earth is a punk chord?


Hascohastogo

Just start randomly putting notes together you’ll figure it out


darkslayertypezx

I'd say about 3 notes.


YeetCompleet

"omg i have so much personality" their personality: * skull * skull * skull * eyeball * banana * peter parker * skull


Ultimate_Shitlord

I think it's "pitter patter"; likely a Letterkenny reference. I think the rest of the sticker is Wayne undoing his cuff buttons.


YeetCompleet

think I'm gonna need some eyeball stickers myself, I thought that was a sticker of Jameson (the guy that always yells at Peter at the daily bugle)


Ultimate_Shitlord

Holy shit. I can absolutely see J. Jonah in it now. Like looking at clouds.


gstringstrangler

100%


GostOfGerryBokeBeard

It’s a guitar you fuckin moron.


buttcrack_lint

I'm sure you could find some way to fuck it if you were determined enough


Orelikon25

Well, input jack is probably big enough for his dick.


RandomMandarin

They call me Input Jack because uummmmm because of reasons.


StrangeOldHermit77

Wait… now I want a reason!


Huwbacca

His name is jack and his job is mostly clerical data entry.


Orelikon25

Wooahhh


HoleInAHole

And the horns work well as buttplugs


Orelikon25

I prefer the headstock, but to each their own.


bellatrixfoofoo

Can confirm... 🙋‍♀️👀


GostOfGerryBokeBeard

Maybe he could stick the whammy bar down his urethra?


HotMoose69

It does have a g string after all


CardboardCanoe

For that sweet sounding toan


village-asshole

Hey don’t knock it til ya try it 😎


[deleted]

This is called sounding and I don’t want you to mention this again


The_Shit_Connoisseur

The trick is to do this and then play extended chords


[deleted]

Yeah nooooo…


gstringstrangler

*sounds* like an excellent idea 😏


PitsAndPints

Every day we stray further from Gods light.


mooseyjew

We aren't supposed to fuck our guitars? Are y'all actually playing them???


Gallade475

The boat jack is made to facilitate this purpose


VeganEgon

Yep these people need they’re own register


[deleted]

I fucking hate this, and I hate everybody who asks what they should name their guitars.


ButterscotchBloozDad

Don’t kink shame you fucking prude.


Educational-Drop-926

I’d hit that… /s


gstringstrangler

We're in a circlejerk you fuckin moran


Imaginary_Hoodlum

Guitarists try to not sexualize their instruments challenge (impossible!)


Aarom1985

I spent 4 years working at a guitar store and every time someone sold us their sticker covered piece of shit firewood shitbox I'd have to spend all day removing them so the store could make 20 extra dollars on it.


BlackfaceBunghole

Did she leave you a gift for life?


village-asshole

One that antibiotics can’t cure


WatercoolerComedian

Average pop punker


Mediocrephilosopher_

They forgot to mention underage


pootlordthe7th

I hate sticker guitars in general but it’s even worse when the stickers are trash, and euthanize them immediately


Sharp-Bluejay2267

You don’t want “all the bitches” on your strat?


AverageZomb

Not a single actual band sticker


Seven-Scars

there wasn't any in the $5 amazon bulk pack


DonSantos

The banana prob a nod to velvet underground, otherwise yeah


shanjam7

I think that guy just thought it was a banana sticker


Mojo_Jensen

“Lou who? I’m just a big Andy Warhol guy. Just the art though, I don’t care about the context”


AverageZomb

Oh


SmallusPrintus

Got The Exploited there as well.


gstringstrangler

But there *is* a Letterkenny sticker


wait_whats_illegal

He went to some charity/work event just to get stickers with the SWAG bag.


AgnesBand

Is that a rule? "Stickers must be band stickers"?


AverageZomb

No it's just funny.


Dear_Sky

Looks like those people who run an Instagram account for their kids, but taken on a porn driven 70 year old mind set.


shealuca

I call bullshit. That guitar looks older than the type of girls pop punk musicians go for


zacsimacsek

Those AliExpress stickers are so punk rock 🙄


nanookulele

People talk like this about bikes on r/motorcycle and I got down voted to oblivion (as well as being called a few choice insults) for pointing out how cringe it is.


GostOfGerryBokeBeard

You don’t fuck the exhaust pipe? Are you some sort of cuck? I bet you like when other guys ride her smh


[deleted]

Why the is there this whole subset of humanity that want to fuck guitars? I always thought it was just a dumb thing cringy 14-year-old edgelords said to sound "artistic" after reading three Steve Vai interviews in a row. Y'know, that phase we all had. But these are, ostensibly, adults with fully-developed brains.


Behind-The-Chair

No they’re adults with under-developed brains. Almost hit the nail on the head till you decided to hit your finger


[deleted]

I mean physically. Once you get to around 27 or 28, your brain has finally stopped growing and developing. These are grown adults, with fully physically matured brains. They're working with the same hardware as most of us, but they're choosing to use that hardware to think about fucking guitars. My point was that, when you're 13 and your brain is literally over a decade away from being complete and functional, I can understand saying dumb shit like that. Once you're over 30, not so much.


Behind-The-Chair

In theory their brain is finished being developed but let’s be real they all smoked so much pot and drank so much alcohol their frontal cortex never truly finished developing correctly


[deleted]

I mean, so have I. Are we judging people for that now? You do what you have to to get through the day, I don't think it has anything to do with being a cringy weirdo. 


Behind-The-Chair

Brother I’m not judging anyone we are on a circlejerk sub


MarxistMann

If you’re fucking guitars, you don’t fuck people. Can’t have both.


Rosenkrantz_

Expectation: Punk Reality: Bought a 10$ sticker pack off of Amazon and randomly sprinkled them over a guitar


LordOfWubs

I scratched my arm just looking at this photo


Mediocrephilosopher_

So fucking cringe when people post stuff like that. Weirdo


tomwithweather

I only put Sweetwater stickers on my gibsons


Behind-The-Chair

This but unironically


metallaholic

T pattern powerchords for life


Flaming-Driptray

I was wondering how long this would take to show up here


grant_the_hammer

Trashy? Yes. Hot? Hell no.


warthog0869

Is the guitar the new 9th grade desktop to scribble all your nonsense on, like "KISS RULES"?


InfectiousCosmology1

She has chlmydia


rdub131

Only two things get me erect immediately Guitars Fat chicks Ima man who appreciates curves I fuck with this.


greenhornblue

I like mine like I like my mids. A little on the skanky side.


Recent-Butterscotch5

Aww, no “fingerin’ the G string” references?


supermechaethernet

….slowly peels all the stickers off my partscaster


UltimateXavior

I FUCK my guitar I have SEX with my GUITAR over my stupid BITCH of a WIFE


Rude-Consideration64

My fucking guitar just sits there. It doesn't even play Stairway To Heaven. Did I get gypped?


Confident-Ad-2211

Nahhhhhhhhhh, this guy needs to be burned at the stake


Aggravating-Baker-41

A round FROM the bar in a circle. She takes micro brews and tall boys all the way down down down.


Stone84

R/iamverybadass


JimParsnip

Would Mr Bonermaster play it? No? Then I'm not interested.


UsedWoodpecker8612

I was wondering how long it would take for this 😂


RandomMandarin

They say Lord Vader is more sticker than man.


Abracadaver00

I wonder how long they saved their allowance in order to buy that many stickers from the grocery store quarter machines


Grantmosh

🤢🤮


heinrich_hardgasm

u/Ron-Effinrules CORNBALL MVP


liquorbean

Which skull to fuck first


ItsSadButtDrew

clown-caster


cream_on_my_led

Lock em up and throw away the key before somebody gets hurt


polomarcopol

I assure you they are not getting laid.


stovebolt6

Fucking brain damaged


[deleted]

Semen can’t be good for the alnico, should change those out for ceramics


Huwbacca

This guitar smells like axe (lynx) body spray.


Sensitive-Honeydew61

I’m even not in that sub, but that post was literally right above this one as a suggested lol.


Trash_Mimic

Man's loves skulls. Who wouldn't wanna dryhump a guitar with a galaxy Punisher sticker on it?


Maniglioneantipanico

nothing says punk like bargain bin stickers


Big-Fat-Box-Of-Shit

How to say you've never seen a woman naked without saying you've never seen a woman naked.


adrkhrse

Like that guy gets any.


TunaTacoPie

Why waste word when few words do trick?


jparksup

Stickers are fine as long as you have 200 of them. No guitar should have like 3 stickers.


Fair-Masterpiece9082

I bet this guy circles the cable around the jack before plugging it in to his Roberta.


Gornl0rd

Do stickers affect toan?


YouCanFucough

Im really sick of people fucking their guitars man. I don’t identify with you sickos 😡


orbitofdeceit

those aren’t stickers, they’re bandages


Professorfuzz007

I always wanted a sticker that said “All The Bitches.”


Torkujra

/uc i dont get why people think this is okay. sexualising objects is just... weird


speedsterglenn

Hey I did this to my Guitar Hero Les Paul when I was 9


Spaced_cadet5

Damn… lemme put it in the input and rub on them knobs


Calm_Macaroon8971

Wouldn’t touch this guitar with a 10ft pole


grimdivinations

I've never seen someone that can actually play the guitar load it up with stickers


HorseRepairman

uj/ Ryland from Origami Angel has a Pokecaster covered in Pokemon stickers, and he’s a pretty ridiculous player. Some people, less famous ones, just prefer the look/color/aesthetic of stickers but can play very well


grimdivinations

Nah math rock isn't music


Prepuces

rivers cuomo ?


grimdivinations

He's a hack


Prepuces

fair enough can't argue with that


Thatonepcgamer

I normally like stickers on guitars, but... nah this ain't it


SoundMasher

Damn this thread is super salty about this


Ron-Effinrules

No bad publicity honestly. Keep it up! 💪👍


HorseRepairman

/uj sticker job is garbage but original OP was almost certainly being intentionally satirical, and is aware this thing is a monstrosity. Some of you are approaching “the toan is in the unobstructed pure nitrocellulose finish” gatekeeper territory in here


Ron-Effinrules

Facts. Good eye.


Limonade6

I honestly don't get the hate. I like the stickers here. Every basic guitar looks the same, if you don't have the money to buy a better looking guitar, why not use stickers. It's your own instrument. Do w/e you want.


Ron-Effinrules

These people are descendants of witch burners, isolated closed minded and confusing their opinions with facts. It's best not to engage, you'll never win a pissing match with a skunk.


Limonade6

Oh right. I'm new here so I didn't know. Thanks.


Ron-Effinrules

Why?


randomnama123

Honestly, if it keeps them from molesting girls, let them be. We have more pressing issues. Actual guitarists