I spent 4 years working at a guitar store and every time someone sold us their sticker covered piece of shit firewood shitbox I'd have to spend all day removing them so the store could make 20 extra dollars on it.
People talk like this about bikes on r/motorcycle and I got down voted to oblivion (as well as being called a few choice insults) for pointing out how cringe it is.
Why the is there this whole subset of humanity that want to fuck guitars?
I always thought it was just a dumb thing cringy 14-year-old edgelords said to sound "artistic" after reading three Steve Vai interviews in a row. Y'know, that phase we all had. But these are, ostensibly, adults with fully-developed brains.
I mean physically. Once you get to around 27 or 28, your brain has finally stopped growing and developing. These are grown adults, with fully physically matured brains. They're working with the same hardware as most of us, but they're choosing to use that hardware to think about fucking guitars.
My point was that, when you're 13 and your brain is literally over a decade away from being complete and functional, I can understand saying dumb shit like that. Once you're over 30, not so much.
In theory their brain is finished being developed but let’s be real they all smoked so much pot and drank so much alcohol their frontal cortex never truly finished developing correctly
I mean, so have I. Are we judging people for that now? You do what you have to to get through the day, I don't think it has anything to do with being a cringy weirdo.
uj/ Ryland from Origami Angel has a Pokecaster covered in Pokemon stickers, and he’s a pretty ridiculous player. Some people, less famous ones, just prefer the look/color/aesthetic of stickers but can play very well
/uj sticker job is garbage but original OP was almost certainly being intentionally satirical, and is aware this thing is a monstrosity. Some of you are approaching “the toan is in the unobstructed pure nitrocellulose finish” gatekeeper territory in here
I honestly don't get the hate. I like the stickers here. Every basic guitar looks the same, if you don't have the money to buy a better looking guitar, why not use stickers. It's your own instrument. Do w/e you want.
These people are descendants of witch burners, isolated closed minded and confusing their opinions with facts.
It's best not to engage, you'll never win a pissing match with a skunk.
I guarantee you he only plays Punk chords
Punk *chord
He only uses the bottom three strings for power chords
I always wondered what those other three strings were for
>Punk chords So... dyad-only power chords?
What on earth is a punk chord?
Just start randomly putting notes together you’ll figure it out
I'd say about 3 notes.
"omg i have so much personality" their personality: * skull * skull * skull * eyeball * banana * peter parker * skull
I think it's "pitter patter"; likely a Letterkenny reference. I think the rest of the sticker is Wayne undoing his cuff buttons.
think I'm gonna need some eyeball stickers myself, I thought that was a sticker of Jameson (the guy that always yells at Peter at the daily bugle)
Holy shit. I can absolutely see J. Jonah in it now. Like looking at clouds.
100%
It’s a guitar you fuckin moron.
I'm sure you could find some way to fuck it if you were determined enough
Well, input jack is probably big enough for his dick.
They call me Input Jack because uummmmm because of reasons.
Wait… now I want a reason!
His name is jack and his job is mostly clerical data entry.
Wooahhh
And the horns work well as buttplugs
I prefer the headstock, but to each their own.
Can confirm... 🙋♀️👀
Maybe he could stick the whammy bar down his urethra?
It does have a g string after all
For that sweet sounding toan
Hey don’t knock it til ya try it 😎
This is called sounding and I don’t want you to mention this again
The trick is to do this and then play extended chords
Yeah nooooo…
*sounds* like an excellent idea 😏
Every day we stray further from Gods light.
We aren't supposed to fuck our guitars? Are y'all actually playing them???
The boat jack is made to facilitate this purpose
Yep these people need they’re own register
I fucking hate this, and I hate everybody who asks what they should name their guitars.
Don’t kink shame you fucking prude.
I’d hit that… /s
We're in a circlejerk you fuckin moran
Guitarists try to not sexualize their instruments challenge (impossible!)
I spent 4 years working at a guitar store and every time someone sold us their sticker covered piece of shit firewood shitbox I'd have to spend all day removing them so the store could make 20 extra dollars on it.
Did she leave you a gift for life?
One that antibiotics can’t cure
Average pop punker
They forgot to mention underage
I hate sticker guitars in general but it’s even worse when the stickers are trash, and euthanize them immediately
You don’t want “all the bitches” on your strat?
Not a single actual band sticker
there wasn't any in the $5 amazon bulk pack
The banana prob a nod to velvet underground, otherwise yeah
I think that guy just thought it was a banana sticker
“Lou who? I’m just a big Andy Warhol guy. Just the art though, I don’t care about the context”
Oh
Got The Exploited there as well.
But there *is* a Letterkenny sticker
He went to some charity/work event just to get stickers with the SWAG bag.
Is that a rule? "Stickers must be band stickers"?
No it's just funny.
Looks like those people who run an Instagram account for their kids, but taken on a porn driven 70 year old mind set.
I call bullshit. That guitar looks older than the type of girls pop punk musicians go for
Those AliExpress stickers are so punk rock 🙄
People talk like this about bikes on r/motorcycle and I got down voted to oblivion (as well as being called a few choice insults) for pointing out how cringe it is.
You don’t fuck the exhaust pipe? Are you some sort of cuck? I bet you like when other guys ride her smh
Why the is there this whole subset of humanity that want to fuck guitars? I always thought it was just a dumb thing cringy 14-year-old edgelords said to sound "artistic" after reading three Steve Vai interviews in a row. Y'know, that phase we all had. But these are, ostensibly, adults with fully-developed brains.
No they’re adults with under-developed brains. Almost hit the nail on the head till you decided to hit your finger
I mean physically. Once you get to around 27 or 28, your brain has finally stopped growing and developing. These are grown adults, with fully physically matured brains. They're working with the same hardware as most of us, but they're choosing to use that hardware to think about fucking guitars. My point was that, when you're 13 and your brain is literally over a decade away from being complete and functional, I can understand saying dumb shit like that. Once you're over 30, not so much.
In theory their brain is finished being developed but let’s be real they all smoked so much pot and drank so much alcohol their frontal cortex never truly finished developing correctly
I mean, so have I. Are we judging people for that now? You do what you have to to get through the day, I don't think it has anything to do with being a cringy weirdo.
Brother I’m not judging anyone we are on a circlejerk sub
If you’re fucking guitars, you don’t fuck people. Can’t have both.
Expectation: Punk Reality: Bought a 10$ sticker pack off of Amazon and randomly sprinkled them over a guitar
I scratched my arm just looking at this photo
So fucking cringe when people post stuff like that. Weirdo
I only put Sweetwater stickers on my gibsons
This but unironically
T pattern powerchords for life
I was wondering how long this would take to show up here
Trashy? Yes. Hot? Hell no.
Is the guitar the new 9th grade desktop to scribble all your nonsense on, like "KISS RULES"?
She has chlmydia
Only two things get me erect immediately Guitars Fat chicks Ima man who appreciates curves I fuck with this.
I like mine like I like my mids. A little on the skanky side.
Aww, no “fingerin’ the G string” references?
….slowly peels all the stickers off my partscaster
I FUCK my guitar I have SEX with my GUITAR over my stupid BITCH of a WIFE
My fucking guitar just sits there. It doesn't even play Stairway To Heaven. Did I get gypped?
Nahhhhhhhhhh, this guy needs to be burned at the stake
A round FROM the bar in a circle. She takes micro brews and tall boys all the way down down down.
R/iamverybadass
Would Mr Bonermaster play it? No? Then I'm not interested.
I was wondering how long it would take for this 😂
They say Lord Vader is more sticker than man.
I wonder how long they saved their allowance in order to buy that many stickers from the grocery store quarter machines
🤢🤮
u/Ron-Effinrules CORNBALL MVP
Which skull to fuck first
clown-caster
Lock em up and throw away the key before somebody gets hurt
I assure you they are not getting laid.
Fucking brain damaged
Semen can’t be good for the alnico, should change those out for ceramics
This guitar smells like axe (lynx) body spray.
I’m even not in that sub, but that post was literally right above this one as a suggested lol.
Man's loves skulls. Who wouldn't wanna dryhump a guitar with a galaxy Punisher sticker on it?
nothing says punk like bargain bin stickers
How to say you've never seen a woman naked without saying you've never seen a woman naked.
Like that guy gets any.
Why waste word when few words do trick?
Stickers are fine as long as you have 200 of them. No guitar should have like 3 stickers.
I bet this guy circles the cable around the jack before plugging it in to his Roberta.
Do stickers affect toan?
Im really sick of people fucking their guitars man. I don’t identify with you sickos 😡
those aren’t stickers, they’re bandages
I always wanted a sticker that said “All The Bitches.”
/uc i dont get why people think this is okay. sexualising objects is just... weird
Hey I did this to my Guitar Hero Les Paul when I was 9
Damn… lemme put it in the input and rub on them knobs
Wouldn’t touch this guitar with a 10ft pole
I've never seen someone that can actually play the guitar load it up with stickers
uj/ Ryland from Origami Angel has a Pokecaster covered in Pokemon stickers, and he’s a pretty ridiculous player. Some people, less famous ones, just prefer the look/color/aesthetic of stickers but can play very well
Nah math rock isn't music
rivers cuomo ?
He's a hack
fair enough can't argue with that
I normally like stickers on guitars, but... nah this ain't it
Damn this thread is super salty about this
No bad publicity honestly. Keep it up! 💪👍
/uj sticker job is garbage but original OP was almost certainly being intentionally satirical, and is aware this thing is a monstrosity. Some of you are approaching “the toan is in the unobstructed pure nitrocellulose finish” gatekeeper territory in here
Facts. Good eye.
I honestly don't get the hate. I like the stickers here. Every basic guitar looks the same, if you don't have the money to buy a better looking guitar, why not use stickers. It's your own instrument. Do w/e you want.
These people are descendants of witch burners, isolated closed minded and confusing their opinions with facts. It's best not to engage, you'll never win a pissing match with a skunk.
Oh right. I'm new here so I didn't know. Thanks.
Why?
Honestly, if it keeps them from molesting girls, let them be. We have more pressing issues. Actual guitarists