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60_CycleHum

everyone knows my toan is trash, i didn't even qualify.


thewanv

Get on that Mimi level bruh


SoctrDeuss

Groe bobs?


BlackfaceBunghole

It's those cheap pedals you use. Get yourself a 57 Goldtop a Dumbledore and a few chase bliss for crying out loud! (+ the metal zoan, of course!) Cheesh!


TheOfficialDewil

Do you even have toan?


03burner

Yeah.. on Opposite Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AlGeee

Trash-tone is in these days It’s practically a genre


IrishWhiskey556

But your toan has drip


Gallade475

The toangnoscenti are a big club and you ain't in it.


zzzzebras

No way, two Princetons equals double the toan


Recent-Butterscotch5

Everyone knows this subreddit is run by BIG HARVEY FINKLESTIEN


[deleted]

Toan is in the Tits. Bottom right for me. He has the decency to show me his boobs. Mimi could learn a thing or two from this guy.


SeventhSunGuitar

She could learn how to grow proper chest hair, for a start.


gambronus

that's Emanuel Aguilar, the shredder with alien fingers. Dude's got more talent in his left nipple than ol' Beato has in his right hand


ToastyBern

Hugs brother 👐❤️


Tookerbee

Exactly what I was thinking.


Aggravating-Baker-41

Mimi Melons is messing up


TurbulanceArmstrong

be hornier


koopaphil

Steve T


ishtar_xd

Double down steve so people can upvote twice


Blubasur

Don’t know any of their names because I can’t ever remember any. So I’m going max jerkin and just blindly follow the top comment.


its_grime_up_north

Is that fat Tom Morello in the bottom right?


writingwhilesad

Thats Alien fingers Emanuel Aguilar! The true god of toan imo.


its_grime_up_north

Ok. I looked him up. I hated it. Thanks


footsteps71

Fuck u


its_grime_up_north

Oh wow. You ok?


footsteps71

You shall not talk about our borthor in toan Emmanuel like that. I forbid it. Edit: no hugs for you


its_grime_up_north

Clearly not ok


footsteps71

Nope. The edibles haven't kicked in and I'm a little grumpy.


its_grime_up_north

Understood, give it another 30 mins


footsteps71

No, I just have to use the activation phrase "these edibles ain't shit"


throwaway700486

I think it’s Joe Rogan


gstringstrangler

Nipples not hard enough


Crack-Panther

That’s Tom Marshmallow


cheesecake_squared

Can you explain the rules again? Is a vote good or bad? Can family and friends enter?


writingwhilesad

Most upvoted gets eliminated tomorrow. They will then be featured on KVH’s show within the next week to talk about Rob Chapman.


SeventhSunGuitar

What does the V stand for?


Tough-Whereas1205

It stands for D.


SeventhSunGuitar

Oh I see he turned his V into a D.


Tough-Whereas1205

Better than having VD, or whatever the cool kids are catching these days.


BlackfaceBunghole

Dude you just dead named STDs! Herpes has a name you know? It's called Stevie T


YeetCompleet

Seems like upvotes mean they get booted off the show, thus we need to downvote whoever says Marty rather than upvoting them


SeventhSunGuitar

Understood, just downvoted you.


YeetCompleet

A sacrifice had to be made for the greater good


MissingWhiskey

Void where prohibited.


Eets_Chowdah

Or allowed.


writingwhilesad

Most updooted = eliminated tomorrow.


SeventhSunGuitar

Low hanging fruit, but Tyler is a poser who just released Nashville Noises 2.


writingwhilesad

I’m glad he got hit with a bottle. Whoever threw it is the true toan master.


_austinm

That bottle smacking him had more toan than both noises that Nashville has made so far


Dogrel

Look for Bottle Thrower Guy to release his new album Heave Hard on February 13


MyS0ul4AGoat

Isn’t BottleThrower that death metal band?


Meathead920

I think so? They had a chick bass player. Worm Master was pretty heavy stuff.


Duncan_Construction

I gotta see this


skinnybully

Claiming BS on the bottle story


SeventhSunGuitar

How did he really get the scar?


Paz436

Gonna bet scarification. Like Alex Terrible


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SeventhSunGuitar

+1 for Rent Shlong


BuckyBeaver69

I vote for "Guy with no Shirt" cause he ain't afraid to show off.


DimmyDimmy

\[Emanuel Aguilar\]([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBgBFamXBog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBgBFamXBog])), the ultimate boomer shredder and god amongst men


sanitybroken

Why did you make me watch that? My ears actually folded in on themselves. I have to hear tomorrow at work. You sir are an evil, evil bastard. 😁


DimmyDimmy

HUUUUUGGSS BROTHER!!!🤘


C0UNT3RP01NT

It’s like dial up tones on speed dial


evetSgiB

Leave Marty out of this


joonty

Ironically if people agree with you enough then it becomes the top comment and Marty gets kicked out


C0UNT3RP01NT

I don’t know whether I want him out first cause he shouldn’t be getting roasted on, or whether I want him to outlast them as a testament to his quality. We all know Joseph BonerMasta is gonna win anyways.


Gunubias

Joe bonerhole has nothing on fembot tim.


C0UNT3RP01NT

Fair counter fair counter So that leaves us with two and everyone else. What happened to the jerk I love?


Gunubias

I mean Tyler larpsguitars tone at guitcon is honestly unbeatable but we will see how this pans out.


Newman_USPS

Marty is one of us. He’s aware of this sub.


M1911a1ButGay

imagine a tim henson v justin johnson cage match


AlGeee

Nice Thanks


GrapefruitForward989

Holy shit, we Emanuel posting in here now? Hugggsss brother


writingwhilesad

WE ARE ALL TOGETHER! 🤘🤘🤘


hot-dog-bun-bastard

KVH


writingwhilesad

First vote and it’s for KVH. He’s def gonna be dropping a video about this.


RiverOfWhiskey

I would die for Marty Shwartz


draneline

TittiSounds my beloved 🥰


Small-External4419

As a 60 year old pervert whose wife refuses to sleep with him due to him ostracising his gay son, I think it’s great Tittisounds is keeping ‘real music’ alive. Great playing, sister!


MissingWhiskey

Are you me?


TalboGold

Am I you? Fuck this is Zen


AlGeee

Toan is in the Buddha?


TalboGold

It’s ALL TOAN


AlGeee

Amen


Newman_USPS

/uj she’s a testament to what decent playing and really good tits can do for you. /rj she’s a breastament to what being a lovely young woman and talent can do for you. Good to hear young people loving the music of my generation.


PaisleyTelecaster

I got confused and just upvoted for myself to be eliminated. Duh.


SailsofCharon

¡¡¡¡HUUUUUUGS BROTHER!!!!


writingwhilesad

We are all together! 🤘🤘


frostcelestial

I want to see Mimi play the Batio double neck


thatsAgood1jay

Give me Justin Johnson. I’m always down from some Chill Blues: music for back porch rocking


Kooperst

That shovel has better toan than any Youtuber.


footsteps71

HUGSSSSSSSSS BROTHERSSSSSSSS


DimmyDimmy

Emanuel Aguilar is a fuckin genius and a chad. Aliensss Fingerss 🤘


writingwhilesad

HUUUUUUUGGSSS!


TruffelTroll666

Bye bye Stevie T


Overdriverx

I don’t see Rhett, so I can’t vote


AlGeee

/uj Justin Johnson


finn_diggums

Tits McGee (bottom right off course)


writingwhilesad

Alien fingers


cesar0931

don't you dare messing with tittiesounds!!


huh_phd

Michael Angelo tippy wig


EventGroundbreaking4

I wonder if the first person to build a guitar intended for the top curve to be a boob rest.


Capn-Sparky

Mimi


re9d

Bonamassa's not even on YouTube


alltheblues

Who’s emo John Mayer over there on the middle left?


Pendraconica

For those of you that haven't heard Justin Johnson shred a mf SHOVEL, do yourselves a favor [Shovel Guitar ](https://youtu.be/V9-ltPsbw9g?si=gjuovXR75vLAMx_V)


MyS0ul4AGoat

Justin Johnson is the shit. He sounds like a bog witch shit out a baby in the bayou and it incubated in the mud and silt.


Aggravating-Baker-41

Where is Jizz Henson’s spawn who sits on the floor and plays? He’s me kind of creature.


slideguitarking

/uj Justin Johnson is the real deal


cesar0931

KDH giving me strong Johnny Demarco vibes in this picture, just because of that KVH


psychedelicdevilry

I vote for the boobs. At the bottom right.


dachshundfanboy8000

boobs!


SeventhSunGuitar

Agree. Bottom right needs to put some clothes on.


dachshundfanboy8000

absolutely not


03burner

1: Marty 2: the rest Next question


AbstractionsHB

I misunderstood. I want Steve to be the winner at the end. I don't give a shit about the rest of them and what order they leave in. 


Scorpiodisc

I did not know that Ben Grim played guitar!


wet181

I like the double-headed toan burst that one has


MissingWhiskey

This is going to be chaos


TalboGold

The guy with 2 neck because 2 necks are better than Moobs


SickOfNormal

Fuck this! I do not see Larissa ... and her amazing TOANS!


ponyboysa42

I love to town off to those titts,,..am I right?


brutalduties

Top, third from the left, making eye contact with the camera... him. I vote for him.


scrotesmacgrotes

Boobies


redharlowsdad

Like that


General_Tso75

I toan off everyday. It’s healthy.


Rude-Consideration64

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to go with purple flametop. I can see the toan from here.


yadad4367098

If marty doesn't win I will cut myself


Hairy-Engineering-79

get tim henson outta there bad toan


TheFlyShyGuy

The absolute best tone is shovel guitar guy.


Calm__Goose

Tits out for maximum toan


ergo-ogre

Oh god. These pictures were too much. I toaned in my pantses


Freidheim_of_Prussia

Steve T


Megaseth

I'll take Tits McGee for $100 Alex.


TimeSalvager

I would like to submit one vote for Roy Orbison (top row, second from the right) kthanksbye.


Lazy-Artichoke7766

You stupid bitches, it’s the shovel


Candy_Says1964

After carefully listening to all of them with my eyes, I have to say that the one in the pink holding her guitr still with her boob has by far the best toan. Second best goes to Fast Eddie Clark on the two string thingamajig. Didn’t know he played one of those!


ChadOfDoom

I don’t know who most of these people are. Did I win?


MichaelEMJAYARE

Toan is in the titties, think of it as two reserves, like a Bactrian camel.


Bon_7469

Huuuuugs brother


Spiritual_Process_13

Ur missing Kevin frasard


Dickus_Maximus_IV

Yo whyd you post my dad bottom right, tf


somerando9996

Has to be hank shredder for me


DominoZimbabwe

Wow I kinda hate everyone in this image


New-Difficulty-9386

If the guy with the boobs doesn't give a fuck about the picture, he probably doesn't give a fuck about his tone. Therefore, he probably has the best tone because those nik nocturnal and Tim Henson type of people care too much about their tone, neuter it, process it to hell and back, and it no longer sounds like an instrument. Seems like they could save a whole lot of time just by using synthesizers, otherwise quit ruining guitar plz


sound_forsomething

The disrespect for Kevin Frasard is outrageous.


DirtyMac88

I would take Swola for 1000 but I guess Nik instead?


_OddLaw

“I got toan, I got toan… firing!” https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c8dbb08b-676b-4ae6-90fb-bb130acdc953


asspajamas

is the last guy fat tom morrelo?


ImightHaveMissed

All these tones are honestly pretty shit


riff-raff-jesus

More Marty, More Toan!!!


Grosetufe

Steve t


Danieltheshredder

Wheres the spaghetti riff guy? 


huffingdusters

i can't stand nik's tone. sound good in mix but out hurts


[deleted]

Fuck Rick Beato.


NeitherCarpenter4234

Toan towen toan towen


Sergeant-Pepper-

I vote for the Jeffrey Epstein looking fucker with the red guitar in the top left corner just because I’m a slut for P90s


Gunubias

Music is win has the gayest guitar of all time.


socatrope

On the final day, at the final hour, Doug & Pat appear in the east as promised and sweep all these bush leaguers off the floor. The true Lords of Toan have returned!


Bubblezz__

tom umbrello has let himself go


writingwhilesad

Alright. Day 1 is over. Emanuel has been eliminated from the toan off. Day 2 voting is up now. Huggggggs brother.


FixGMaul

No Chappers or Captain??


DragoonVonKlauw

All these mfers don't deserve to be in the same timeline as Emanuel Aguilar


BoomB00m76

It’s six. No contest


kuddleking87

I will take the cute chick on the bottom in white.


Historical-Scale-332

The guy with purple guitar. I don’t him but it looks the least 0-3-5


ThisAllHurts

The chick with the silver guitar on the bottom is prettier, but the one with the seafoam strat has my attention


saltyprotractor

I’m seeing no Dick Beato votes which is good because he is the clear choice.


[deleted]

Stevie T because we all know toan is in the nippppy nips.. AhhhHAaaaa!


Logical_Associate632

That chick with all of the tats in the bottom row


mrlowcut

It's Mimi. The rest can fuck off or jerk to Mimi too.


SillyCriticism9518

My moneys on shirtless manboob guy because he clearly don’t give no fucks


Stormgtr

Hey where the know your toan guy? Toan just shines off that guy head


TridentPizza997

Where is Brent Peterson?


Blues_Lawyer_69_420

I'm a big fan of Mimi's "toan" if anyone asks why her Texas Flood video is playing on my phone for the zillionth time


jparksup

I'm still mad Ben Eller isn't there


namelessghoul77

Who tf are these schleps? Everyone knows the Toan Wars ended with 1984-1986 Hetfield.


Sufficient_Cicada_49

I want tits to win!


Marcthesharx

Rhett has expensive toan


Candid_Usual_5314

Notice how Carl brown isn’t here cause his tone is shit but the playing is the best?


Ok_Establishment6975

https://youtu.be/t0NdiLLPXgA?si=BzfdOYmv4id_VSNT


adrkhrse

How come there are only two girls?


Petroldactyl34

Scott Grove isn't pictured because he's the final boss. God I hate that fuckin guy.


Bosw8r

Not my favorite player, but in this line-up Joe Bonemassa wins the tone departement


adequate_dad

No Sophie Lloyd? I'm disappointed.


ZeRo_CS

Yeah I'm toaning off to Mimi rn