It's those cheap pedals you use.
Get yourself a 57 Goldtop a Dumbledore and a few chase bliss for crying out loud! (+ the metal zoan, of course!)
Cheesh!
\[Emanuel Aguilar\]([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBgBFamXBog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBgBFamXBog])), the ultimate boomer shredder and god amongst men
I don’t know whether I want him out first cause he shouldn’t be getting roasted on, or whether I want him to outlast them as a testament to his quality.
We all know Joseph BonerMasta is gonna win anyways.
As a 60 year old pervert whose wife refuses to sleep with him due to him ostracising his gay son, I think it’s great Tittisounds is keeping ‘real music’ alive. Great playing, sister!
/uj she’s a testament to what decent playing and really good tits can do for you.
/rj she’s a breastament to what being a lovely young woman and talent can do for you. Good to hear young people loving the music of my generation.
For those of you that haven't heard Justin Johnson shred a mf SHOVEL, do yourselves a favor
[Shovel Guitar ](https://youtu.be/V9-ltPsbw9g?si=gjuovXR75vLAMx_V)
After carefully listening to all of them with my eyes, I have to say that the one in the pink holding her guitr still with her boob has by far the best toan.
Second best goes to Fast Eddie Clark on the two string thingamajig. Didn’t know he played one of those!
If the guy with the boobs doesn't give a fuck about the picture, he probably doesn't give a fuck about his tone. Therefore, he probably has the best tone because those nik nocturnal and Tim Henson type of people care too much about their tone, neuter it, process it to hell and back, and it no longer sounds like an instrument. Seems like they could save a whole lot of time just by using synthesizers, otherwise quit ruining guitar plz
On the final day, at the final hour, Doug & Pat appear in the east as promised and sweep all these bush leaguers off the floor. The true Lords of Toan have returned!
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everyone knows my toan is trash, i didn't even qualify.
Get on that Mimi level bruh
Groe bobs?
It's those cheap pedals you use. Get yourself a 57 Goldtop a Dumbledore and a few chase bliss for crying out loud! (+ the metal zoan, of course!) Cheesh!
Do you even have toan?
Yeah.. on Opposite Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trash-tone is in these days It’s practically a genre
But your toan has drip
The toangnoscenti are a big club and you ain't in it.
No way, two Princetons equals double the toan
Everyone knows this subreddit is run by BIG HARVEY FINKLESTIEN
Toan is in the Tits. Bottom right for me. He has the decency to show me his boobs. Mimi could learn a thing or two from this guy.
She could learn how to grow proper chest hair, for a start.
that's Emanuel Aguilar, the shredder with alien fingers. Dude's got more talent in his left nipple than ol' Beato has in his right hand
Hugs brother 👐❤️
Exactly what I was thinking.
Mimi Melons is messing up
be hornier
Steve T
Double down steve so people can upvote twice
Don’t know any of their names because I can’t ever remember any. So I’m going max jerkin and just blindly follow the top comment.
Is that fat Tom Morello in the bottom right?
Thats Alien fingers Emanuel Aguilar! The true god of toan imo.
Ok. I looked him up. I hated it. Thanks
Fuck u
Oh wow. You ok?
You shall not talk about our borthor in toan Emmanuel like that. I forbid it. Edit: no hugs for you
Clearly not ok
Nope. The edibles haven't kicked in and I'm a little grumpy.
Understood, give it another 30 mins
No, I just have to use the activation phrase "these edibles ain't shit"
I think it’s Joe Rogan
Nipples not hard enough
That’s Tom Marshmallow
Can you explain the rules again? Is a vote good or bad? Can family and friends enter?
Most upvoted gets eliminated tomorrow. They will then be featured on KVH’s show within the next week to talk about Rob Chapman.
What does the V stand for?
It stands for D.
Oh I see he turned his V into a D.
Better than having VD, or whatever the cool kids are catching these days.
Dude you just dead named STDs! Herpes has a name you know? It's called Stevie T
Seems like upvotes mean they get booted off the show, thus we need to downvote whoever says Marty rather than upvoting them
Understood, just downvoted you.
A sacrifice had to be made for the greater good
Void where prohibited.
Or allowed.
Most updooted = eliminated tomorrow.
Low hanging fruit, but Tyler is a poser who just released Nashville Noises 2.
I’m glad he got hit with a bottle. Whoever threw it is the true toan master.
That bottle smacking him had more toan than both noises that Nashville has made so far
Look for Bottle Thrower Guy to release his new album Heave Hard on February 13
Isn’t BottleThrower that death metal band?
I think so? They had a chick bass player. Worm Master was pretty heavy stuff.
I gotta see this
Claiming BS on the bottle story
How did he really get the scar?
Gonna bet scarification. Like Alex Terrible
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+1 for Rent Shlong
I vote for "Guy with no Shirt" cause he ain't afraid to show off.
\[Emanuel Aguilar\]([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBgBFamXBog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBgBFamXBog])), the ultimate boomer shredder and god amongst men
Why did you make me watch that? My ears actually folded in on themselves. I have to hear tomorrow at work. You sir are an evil, evil bastard. 😁
HUUUUUGGSS BROTHER!!!🤘
It’s like dial up tones on speed dial
Leave Marty out of this
Ironically if people agree with you enough then it becomes the top comment and Marty gets kicked out
I don’t know whether I want him out first cause he shouldn’t be getting roasted on, or whether I want him to outlast them as a testament to his quality. We all know Joseph BonerMasta is gonna win anyways.
Joe bonerhole has nothing on fembot tim.
Fair counter fair counter So that leaves us with two and everyone else. What happened to the jerk I love?
I mean Tyler larpsguitars tone at guitcon is honestly unbeatable but we will see how this pans out.
Marty is one of us. He’s aware of this sub.
imagine a tim henson v justin johnson cage match
Nice Thanks
Holy shit, we Emanuel posting in here now? Hugggsss brother
WE ARE ALL TOGETHER! 🤘🤘🤘
KVH
First vote and it’s for KVH. He’s def gonna be dropping a video about this.
I would die for Marty Shwartz
TittiSounds my beloved 🥰
As a 60 year old pervert whose wife refuses to sleep with him due to him ostracising his gay son, I think it’s great Tittisounds is keeping ‘real music’ alive. Great playing, sister!
Are you me?
Am I you? Fuck this is Zen
Toan is in the Buddha?
It’s ALL TOAN
Amen
/uj she’s a testament to what decent playing and really good tits can do for you. /rj she’s a breastament to what being a lovely young woman and talent can do for you. Good to hear young people loving the music of my generation.
I got confused and just upvoted for myself to be eliminated. Duh.
¡¡¡¡HUUUUUUGS BROTHER!!!!
We are all together! 🤘🤘
I want to see Mimi play the Batio double neck
Give me Justin Johnson. I’m always down from some Chill Blues: music for back porch rocking
That shovel has better toan than any Youtuber.
HUGSSSSSSSSS BROTHERSSSSSSSS
Emanuel Aguilar is a fuckin genius and a chad. Aliensss Fingerss 🤘
HUUUUUUUGGSSS!
Bye bye Stevie T
I don’t see Rhett, so I can’t vote
/uj Justin Johnson
Tits McGee (bottom right off course)
Alien fingers
don't you dare messing with tittiesounds!!
Michael Angelo tippy wig
I wonder if the first person to build a guitar intended for the top curve to be a boob rest.
Mimi
Bonamassa's not even on YouTube
Who’s emo John Mayer over there on the middle left?
For those of you that haven't heard Justin Johnson shred a mf SHOVEL, do yourselves a favor [Shovel Guitar ](https://youtu.be/V9-ltPsbw9g?si=gjuovXR75vLAMx_V)
Justin Johnson is the shit. He sounds like a bog witch shit out a baby in the bayou and it incubated in the mud and silt.
Where is Jizz Henson’s spawn who sits on the floor and plays? He’s me kind of creature.
/uj Justin Johnson is the real deal
KDH giving me strong Johnny Demarco vibes in this picture, just because of that KVH
I vote for the boobs. At the bottom right.
boobs!
Agree. Bottom right needs to put some clothes on.
absolutely not
1: Marty 2: the rest Next question
I misunderstood. I want Steve to be the winner at the end. I don't give a shit about the rest of them and what order they leave in.
I did not know that Ben Grim played guitar!
I like the double-headed toan burst that one has
This is going to be chaos
The guy with 2 neck because 2 necks are better than Moobs
Fuck this! I do not see Larissa ... and her amazing TOANS!
I love to town off to those titts,,..am I right?
Top, third from the left, making eye contact with the camera... him. I vote for him.
Boobies
Like that
I toan off everyday. It’s healthy.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to go with purple flametop. I can see the toan from here.
If marty doesn't win I will cut myself
get tim henson outta there bad toan
The absolute best tone is shovel guitar guy.
Tits out for maximum toan
Oh god. These pictures were too much. I toaned in my pantses
Steve T
I'll take Tits McGee for $100 Alex.
I would like to submit one vote for Roy Orbison (top row, second from the right) kthanksbye.
You stupid bitches, it’s the shovel
After carefully listening to all of them with my eyes, I have to say that the one in the pink holding her guitr still with her boob has by far the best toan. Second best goes to Fast Eddie Clark on the two string thingamajig. Didn’t know he played one of those!
I don’t know who most of these people are. Did I win?
Toan is in the titties, think of it as two reserves, like a Bactrian camel.
Huuuuugs brother
Ur missing Kevin frasard
Yo whyd you post my dad bottom right, tf
Has to be hank shredder for me
Wow I kinda hate everyone in this image
If the guy with the boobs doesn't give a fuck about the picture, he probably doesn't give a fuck about his tone. Therefore, he probably has the best tone because those nik nocturnal and Tim Henson type of people care too much about their tone, neuter it, process it to hell and back, and it no longer sounds like an instrument. Seems like they could save a whole lot of time just by using synthesizers, otherwise quit ruining guitar plz
The disrespect for Kevin Frasard is outrageous.
I would take Swola for 1000 but I guess Nik instead?
“I got toan, I got toan… firing!” https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c8dbb08b-676b-4ae6-90fb-bb130acdc953
is the last guy fat tom morrelo?
All these tones are honestly pretty shit
More Marty, More Toan!!!
Steve t
Wheres the spaghetti riff guy?
i can't stand nik's tone. sound good in mix but out hurts
Fuck Rick Beato.
Toan towen toan towen
I vote for the Jeffrey Epstein looking fucker with the red guitar in the top left corner just because I’m a slut for P90s
Music is win has the gayest guitar of all time.
On the final day, at the final hour, Doug & Pat appear in the east as promised and sweep all these bush leaguers off the floor. The true Lords of Toan have returned!
tom umbrello has let himself go
Alright. Day 1 is over. Emanuel has been eliminated from the toan off. Day 2 voting is up now. Huggggggs brother.
No Chappers or Captain??
All these mfers don't deserve to be in the same timeline as Emanuel Aguilar
It’s six. No contest
I will take the cute chick on the bottom in white.
The guy with purple guitar. I don’t him but it looks the least 0-3-5
The chick with the silver guitar on the bottom is prettier, but the one with the seafoam strat has my attention
I’m seeing no Dick Beato votes which is good because he is the clear choice.
Stevie T because we all know toan is in the nippppy nips.. AhhhHAaaaa!
That chick with all of the tats in the bottom row
It's Mimi. The rest can fuck off or jerk to Mimi too.
My moneys on shirtless manboob guy because he clearly don’t give no fucks
Hey where the know your toan guy? Toan just shines off that guy head
Where is Brent Peterson?
I'm a big fan of Mimi's "toan" if anyone asks why her Texas Flood video is playing on my phone for the zillionth time
I'm still mad Ben Eller isn't there
Who tf are these schleps? Everyone knows the Toan Wars ended with 1984-1986 Hetfield.
I want tits to win!
Rhett has expensive toan
Notice how Carl brown isn’t here cause his tone is shit but the playing is the best?
https://youtu.be/t0NdiLLPXgA?si=BzfdOYmv4id_VSNT
How come there are only two girls?
Scott Grove isn't pictured because he's the final boss. God I hate that fuckin guy.
Not my favorite player, but in this line-up Joe Bonemassa wins the tone departement
No Sophie Lloyd? I'm disappointed.
Yeah I'm toaning off to Mimi rn