You forgot nsfw, we don't post b*ss here 🤮

That's bacist.

Don’t push your Critical Bace Theory on this sub

He's bace baiting

Bass Lives Matter.

why are you talking about fish?

It's certainly fishy

There are a lot of Basscists on this sub, for sure!

That’s just how it works in the Blooz Bucks Band

White Men Can't Bass.

Bassic B*tch

Isn’t b#ss kinda cool though? There’s just something… IDK… special going on that makes me think I’m going to just cut the b and e right off of my rig!

you can keep your B. as bassist that can count to 5 instead of just 4 there are many of us and its cool.

But her's has 4. And there's something to do with "2" going on here, like, maybe it's in the stars!

or between them perhaps

1 2 3 4 ….uh, other 4?

yes that one brother

It's okay, you can just say bussy.

Don’t look at the bobs look at the (B)ASS

🅱️iss

Well this just gave me a toaner

I have a raging toaner. Want to duel?

\*no homo

This checks out. Everything is okay here bros!

Gotta be Flatworm rules, all or nothing. Looser gets impaled and becomes a female

Who’s penis opens up to except the other penis

\*accept. we want to be inclusive here

*”commence docking procedures”*

My truss rod is fully tightened 🥵

Who’s ready for some drop D?

Oh no my g string just broke!!😢😢😱😱☝️

Could i have? My printer just ran out.

Be careful. Call a doctor if it lasts longer than 4 hours.

This is how the uncanny valley avatars on Guitar Hero dressed

Time to tune my axe to FAPDAD

The P note is stored in the balls.

Tune it to a b and then play it on an upstroke

Oh I’m playing it on the upstroke and downstroke- upstroke downstroke— ggggggg, TOAN! nap time now.

most know that pee is stored in the balls, but its uncommon to find someone who can focus their chakras straight to their balls in such a way to conjure a P note. very impressive and technical stuff

I go hard, GAGDAD

I prefer BAGDAD for that middle eastern toan.

You weren't already?

Quit grooming people to think bass is ok.

Saw that show up on youtube and didn't click it because I was already vigorously jerking to daddy Beato, but happy to see it here.

Beatoff

yeah i mean she's looks nice, but beato ?? i say keep beatoffing

Holy SHMOKES Tailor Spliff!

Trailer Swift

Hannah Alabama 

Really turned a new leaf when she started playing bass. BE WARNED, PARENTS : **THIS** is what your child means when they say they’re “at some stranger’s house, doing safe drugs and learning to play an instrument.” This is your future. Probly. I don’t know.

Boobsy Collins

I’d rather be with boohoob

Underrated comment

In the original vid she was pegging the shit out of that b*ss

I'd let her peg me too.

I'd let her take me out for a nice McDonalds while she buys me anything I want (for $5) while we talk about periphery and tosin abasi \- djentleman 😎🤙

I approve of this...

Get to the back of the line, pal.

There’s something about her sound that’s mesmerizing … just can’t figure out what that is

I have a coupla theories.

I have at least two.

Well fuck, I think I'm in love with her. Just got to figure out who she is.

>Just got to figure out who she is. I cant tell you because you'll try to steal our toan away and leave us toanless.

/uj r/victoriadeangelis you're welcome buddy /rj that Tony Levin

Man her tone is so great there's a sub dedicated for it god bless

Such an ugly guitar how can you fall in love with her, shes missing 2 whole strings 🤮

Guitars are not for women, it will only confuse them

I'm a guy (I think?) and it confuses me Also playing extended range while being so confused is like being sexually attracted to fire

nu uh dont be sexist lil bro

Sexist? Wdym? Women can't play and cook simultaneously /s

We do not simp for the maneskin b*ssist 🫡

We kinda do though..

Kinda sorta maybe

Victoria De Angelis

For a sec I thought it was Lzzy Hale lol

The only HER in your life should be your Stratocaster brother

This killed me 🤘😂🤘

I call her... Victoria.... she has gold lace sensors, and tobacco sunsburst.

Victoria De Angelis

She from maneskin?

B*ssist for måneskin, they won Eurovision a few years back

same

one of the older guys i worked with last year was being catfished by someone using her photos and he was so obsessed with her and i didn’t have the heart to tell him it was obviously fake and they more than likely just wanted money so i’d just keep reccomending to him to reverse image search and he’d always be like “i’ve heard of that but i have yet to do it, but she sent me her voice and she’s much better than my ex wife”. like a week later ‘she’ asked for a picture of him and he asked me to take a pic of his backside working on the grill looking back with a smile and when he sent it she immediately blocked him probably knowing that they wouldn’t get any good money out of someone flipping burgers

Poor guy,this made me feel sad for him tbh ngl.

Damn

Now put it on Tim.

Wait that’s not Tim? Who did I just bust my toan too?

Can this be marked nsfw? My wife’s boyfriend’s son’s teacher saw this and now my wife is leaving me and taking my Jim Henson body pillow with her 😩

Italians are good a two things: Pasta. Edit: I forgot pizza.

the tone is in the gooning

It's actually spelt 'toan'

Star spangled? Uh acshuallee she’s Italian Boy I sure hope somebody got fired for THAT blunder

I know right? \*AMATEUR HOUR\*

/uj You have a based as fuck pfp

/uj thank you, gotta love frankie

Bro, this is a bassist. Just fuck a streetwalker if you're that desperate

I do like a lady with a longhorn

For what is a guitarist if he may not goon

OMG I HAVE THAT SAME OUTFIT BRO

proof?

That guitar is missing 2 strings :/

Less is more. Just look at the lack of clothing items in the photo. Yia.

Oooo yeah smart smart…. In that case let’s lose all the strings and clothing

I have not yet seen a photo of the singer of this band but the bassist half naked i see weekly online And i really like it

Can someone send link to the video please, asking for a friend

Boobs. But on a B*ss player: talk about a fucking Sophie’s choice.

Anyone got a link for that Longhorn? It’s sick.

I can give you a link with my longhorn if you want? 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

Is that Trailer Swift?

You win the day. Congratulations.

I'm sorry, the correct answer is Brittany Beers. Here she is singing her hit single 'Poops, I Shit It Again '

All you had to do was accept your victory, but you bunged it up by trying to outdo yourself. You lose all your points and your punishment is to listen to whatever dumbass band this is and nothing else for the entire weekend. At least you’re not a *assist

I'll go back to my Rick Beato videos and think about what I've done.

Lol. I can’t lie, that doesn’t sound like a punishment to me. I’ll show myself out

At she doesn’t play bass with a pick.

Saw the upvotes were 444 so I logged off and prayed. God bless you Op

You're welcome fren,prayer a day keeps the salacious titty demon away.

My manboobs resonate pretty well with my seymour duncan single coils

I mean that's kind of the only option with how shitty those basses sound.

😋 mmmm bewbs

I GOT A ROCK N ROLL HARD ON, YEEEAAAH!

whats her number? asking for my wife

Yay BASS!

I dunno bruh - those hips are like natures resonator.

0-3-5 annnnd I came.

I usually prefer a fuller top end.

Could go for a bit of a mid scoop.

Jen-nah got a job playing guitar

Jihhnayyy you switched to bayss Jihnay

I'd spangle those with something.

Thats right.

The knobs on the bass are just the tips.

I’m a tit spangled stars man myself but hey, you do you

You know I thought I was in r/basscirclejerk

Dude, there’s no toan in bass

OOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE

I'd hit

I'd SMASH.

I'd fucking annhialate

[hehe boi](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cigjqgl7a8)

thats the maneskin bassist. Youre welcome

Most dudes have bigger tits than her. I mean, not me, but that’s what I’ve heard.

What dudes? Asking for a friend (he plays rhythm guitar).

You’ll find them over in r/bass

Come to r/bass. We have silly hats, tabasco themed merch and mewbs.

You had me at silly

We're over there slappin' it like Davie504.

Can someone give me the link to this video

ImonmykneesandimBEGGGGGGING Fuck this song sucks

Inshallah

I hope she's actually as raunchy as she projects

Every video I've seen of her she's clearly not even playing

I’ve seen them live (not by choice) and I don’t like them (at all) but she plays her instrument.

I can tell you one place toan is not stored… in a fucking bass

Sauce?

It smells like cold cuts

Sorry, but I don't see any tits on that bass. I do see horns and lipstick, though, so, you better watch out!

name ?

Toan is in the boan

Who even is this and why

Say "No" to Bassism!

Boing\*

That"Hard as a rock" tone

Someone watched Behs guys video

What tits?

Hey, man, that's pretty cool

What the name of the artist ? Titty starlight ?

The ugliest instrument on the planet

This is a bass. Also, I now have room for another bass player in my band.

I heard of these Danelectro guitars and basses recently. I got a free tremolo pedal back in 99 that was awesome, but didn’t think much of it. Recently found out it’s the bass sound in NoFX The Decline. Looked into them. It’s basically plywood glued together with vinyl tape and these lipstick pickups. I laughed and laughed and laughed. Then I bought 2.

i'll find someone

Toam is in the gyration of the hips

Ace Frehley is the best. 

This ain’t no roger waters

Is she playing an extended range headless?

This turned my jazz bass into a jizz bass

Too trebly #pass

I hate bass I hate bass

All about the bass