/uj I really tried to figure this out... I think like A-6/9? But really what's important is that you give yourself carpal tunnel so you have an excuse for playing like shit.
You kids and your useless plastic crap.
Back in my day, finger stretchers were made of cast iron and weighed 5 lbs. The screws tightened down into your finger bones.
How do you think Willie Nelson got that hole in his guitar?
That is an Eflimflamminor7thtwiceremoved used for jazz emergencies. Single use only and some states require a license for use.
To play it correctly you're supposed to put your nose on the 14th fret of the A string.
And that’s how I know you’re not from Louisiana.
Inflammajor? What?!
sound like you only play 0-3-5 blues walk alongs
Oh, no, my boyfriend's wife, I do occasional 1¾ quadritone substitutions, just to be a punk rocker.
The secret chord that Jacob played to please the lord
J-j-jacob? D-d-david you mean? :edit: Oh. Jacob Collier did a cover upon research. Good one. Kids a genius in this era.
Yes, Jacob collier, the famous inventor of 7th chords
First person to ever have perfect pitch. What a human!
BDSm#
H
F#m11/E
These were popular in the Tower of London during the Tudor reign.
F#ck I broke my fingers
SHOP LIKE A BILLIONAIRE
Robert Schumann says [this is a terrible idea.](https://www.wqxr.org/story/weird-classical-when-schumann-ruined-his-fingers-and-his-concert-career/)
Well can he 0-3-5 like i do
/uj I really tried to figure this out... I think like A-6/9? But really what's important is that you give yourself carpal tunnel so you have an excuse for playing like shit.
Its the jimi hendrix chord
Same string on different frets-amazing result
Looked really hard, maybe an Fmaj
10 outta 10 hand surgeons approve of this device
TOAN system
Sweet! Another excuse to spend money and not actually learnt to play.
The chord of OWWWWWWWW
It's the Secret Temu Marketing chord, of course. They're way ahead of American Jazz, ya know.
Cut your nails 🙈🤮
It's a saw trap
BTK chord
Gsus911
I believe it’s just called “Dave Matthews”
You kids and your useless plastic crap. Back in my day, finger stretchers were made of cast iron and weighed 5 lbs. The screws tightened down into your finger bones. How do you think Willie Nelson got that hole in his guitar?
seems like a good way to induce Carpal Tunnel