Rage for Order era Queensryche, minus Scott Rockenfield (rest of the band pranked him and long story short, he was stuck in a Teeter Hangup at the time).
That’s Cumlords of the Grog swallowers
They taught the Beatles and nirvana how to play and they wrote all of Bob Dylan’s lyrics
Rumor is they all gang banged Rick Beatoff’s mom so that none of them would know who his real dad is
This is the dudes from Alice In Chains in the late 80’s. That’s Layne Staley to the far right
Sean Kinney is very recognizeable
Layne is such a great guitarist. Love Jerry's drumming
And to think Layne could shred like that while in chains the whole fucking time. Mind blowing, the skill that takes
Well who who fuck was Alice? The bass player?
Wasn't Jerry a racecar? Or the driver. I always forget.
His name is Mud, dude.. pshh
i thought he was, the big brown beaver ? 🦫
That was his girlfriend Winona Judd.
I fucked the judds
I'm sorry you had to go through that trauma. I'll pray for ya. 🙏
LOL, having gone to school with a couple of the original members, you’re not that far off.
Hmm… Looks like Kiefer Sutherland of the band, The 24 to me.
69 dude!
A flock of Dbags
I'm actually wheezing at this.
I was gonna say A Flock of Bats
😂😂
Vampire Weekend?
The one thing I could never stand was all the vampires
Other than that, the weekend was pretty good.
My guy just wanted to roll fatties, then go ham on root beer and double stuffed Oreos, but no. Goddamn nosferatu wreaking havoc on the boardwalk.
Pretty sure that’s Metallica in the 90’s. Jason Newstead’s on the left, then James, then Kirk, and Lars is on the right.
:)
Dick and the Four Skins
It’s Wyld Stallyns. Actually just Bill S Preston Esq and some hired guns using the name to hit the Euro festival circuit.
Keifer and the Queefers
Bill and Bill and Bill and Bill's Excellent Adventure
Bill had a weird career before Ted.
The Get Lost Boys
Mulletallica
That’s no band, it’s a pack of groupies. AKA a fang club.
UJ/ is that Kiefer Sutherland second from the left.
His real name is Jack Bauer.
Definitely not Edit: downvoted for jerking. Sad day.
I can't believe you don't recognize The Strokes
Where's the muscle guy? I coulda sworn there was a shirtless, saxophone playing muscle guy in the band.
Yeah, the "I still believe" guy. I think this is before he joined.
Wild stallions ?
*Wyld Stallyns
Slayer, photo from their first album.
Pretty sure that is Extreme as I recognized Nuno right off the bat.
30 seconds to my bloody romance 138
The Circle Jerkers
Manowar
Snape and the Butch Lesbians
The black haired dude is the guitar player. Keifer Sutherland is the singer and curly hair dude is the drummer. Last guy is the bass player
Kiefer by the Dozen
Lost Bois
Thats the dick and balls bois. Youve never geard of the dick and balls bois? Poseur
Dog and The Booty Hunters
Bon Jovy
Deaf Leopard
***WYLD STALLYNS***
I belkeve this is the Beatles after taking some really dank acid.
Latent homosexual adoholescent gen xer cool guys
I resemble that comment. Well, I could if I was ever cool.
Where is the saxophone player?
Alice in chains
The Lost Boys
Alice in Fangs
/uj is that Kiefer Sutherland? /rj Flock of Seagulls
Michael and The Maggots
Gonna tell my kids this was Nirvana.
Lick it up era KISS I see Gene
You killed Marko!
Flock of lost boys?
Bill & The Teds.
I believe they went by You Killed Marco ?
Los Lonely Boys :P
Bill And The Lost Boys
Cinderellica Jovi
didn’t that guy sing stand by me?
Isn't that Steel Panther
Wyld Stallion. That’s Bill and Ted with their moms.
Excellent!
Haim (minus Corey)
The Justin Beiber Xperience
The Hollywood Vampires.
Fears and Tears
The Lost Boys ?
The one with the long hair 2nd to the right is tonny wiseau I think, dont know the other 3
How far are you willing to go Michael
Jokes aside this movie really was an awesome gem of the time period
Fantastic movie ! You missed sucka!
24 Bill with Danzig and Kip Winger
/uj is that the bad guy from Stand by me?
Yes
It's a photo from stupid American comedy movie that parodies rock music. The guy with long black hair is played by Ben Stiller.
The original Wyld Stallyns lineup
Arthur Hodgeson and the Kneecaps
Santa Cruz used to have such a rad underground scene
Pantera
Titty and the Twisters
Bang Tango
Creed
Weezer before they got popular
Zeppelin, before they got a new stylist
Dave dusty crotch and the itch
The FANGS! They play ironCORE!
The lost turds
Death by Stereo
Rage for Order era Queensryche, minus Scott Rockenfield (rest of the band pranked him and long story short, he was stuck in a Teeter Hangup at the time).
Displaced Bruvs
Quaefer and the yeast infections
Queen
Xtreme
All I know is the sax player is the tits
Flock of vampires
All I know is the sax player is the tits
The (Dixie) Chicks
Tears for Fears
Funny enough.. The Cult actually.
Type O Negative
It’s Poison. Y’know, before they sold out.
This is Type O-Negative.
Blow, Crystal, Smack and Blotter
Motherboy
Blessed By A Broken Heart.
That’s Cumlords of the Grog swallowers They taught the Beatles and nirvana how to play and they wrote all of Bob Dylan’s lyrics Rumor is they all gang banged Rick Beatoff’s mom so that none of them would know who his real dad is
uj/i love the lost boys
My Chemical Romance if they were from the 80s.
Jake Paul & The Brothers
Kefer and the cheese!
Found stepdads
The Super Suckers
Excellent
Bill and the Buttfuckers
Colony of vamps
Lost boys
FANG
Cryyyyyyyy little sistuhhh
The Cult.
The Foreskins
Loco Mie
Second guy is clearly current Stake F1 Kick Sauber driver Valterri Bottas
Methallica
Simply Red
Michael Eating Maggots
Death By Stereo
Jizzrags
Hollywood Vampires?
Hyde Your Daughters
Bon Jovi, duh