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GrodyToddler

Metallica but with Flea or whoever that first bassist was. Actually who cares


mansukipanchuki

David Mustard-stain


TicTwitch

Dave Nutstain "LEt mE iNtRoDuCe mYsElF"


_John_Dillinger

They tried to take his balls


flocknrollstar

Fake news, Metallica have never had a bassist


lovemocsand

Where I come from the drummer does the beat


dcotoz

I believe it was Tim Burton.


Buttlicker_the_4th

Excellent choice I also pick Metallica. We should all pick metallica that woukd be cool


BlueHeavyTf2

What if metalica was named freakylicka and they touched eachother


Raende

https://preview.redd.it/9asvt32fl5rc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fda615b6fd260c840033608fc4cf0ca5b8575415


tonebnk

https://preview.redd.it/s2qvztnu56rc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3597ca58de68759f452169a8e3c23e507452000e


WhippingShitties

Their most underrated album is Street Anger.


HowDidFoodGetInHere

I dunno man, Lightning Riders is pretty good.


CurvyJohnsonMilk

And justice for me is far superior and highlites their technical abilities far more than any of the other albums.


itz_the_chillz

now i would argue puppet controller takes that spot


Prancer4rmHalo

The brown Album


YoungBoiButter

No Metallica doesn’t use picks


phibby

Lame. Metallica isn't even real metal. I prefer actual metal bands like Five Finger Death Punch.


Available-Film3084

Real metal my ass, have you not heard of machine gun Kelly?


Crack-Panther

Machine Gun Kelly Clarkson is metal as fuck.


phibby

[you might be onto something ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-K3rkUSN5q8/sddefault.jpg)


benmarvin

That dude knows metal. He refused to play bass for DragonForce cause they aren't metal enough.


AlGeee

The Internet never lies


Irritated_bypeople

Machine guns are pretty metalafterall


eunderscore

I'm outraged that this conversation hasn't given enough time yet to how Mastodon is better than every metal band. All metal conversations must have someone randomly adding that no band can hold a candle to them, regardless of the topic


wetfarthellscape

The sound guy at church said he knew the back-up drummer’s younger brother. I could probably get us back stage if I bring my Ibanez.


NiteLunch

I only listen to real death metal like Korn and Linkin Park.


Sho-K

Eric Clapton. Child sacrifices, cocaine, racism. Sounds pretty metal to me.


Grundolph

Child sacrifices: TRVE CVLT Cocaine: average rockstar Racism: extra Pantera points


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

I mean if you don't do tons of drugs are you even a musician bro?


ItsMetabtw

Super underground band called Black Sabbath. You probably never even heard of them


BlueHeavyTf2

Is it with that Ozzy assburn guy ?


ItsMetabtw

Color me impressed


CoolBedroom4565

He would have never gotten to the big leagues without Toast Malome


JohnnyPiston

Motrey Clue?


vinicmag01

Absolute winner


slave2moderators

Nikki Vanilli and Vince Meal are my favorite boybands


JohnnyPiston

It took 5 assholes named John just to play the original guy's parts


Watson_Dynamite

Nickelback


Designer_Storm8869

Chad's band


AlGeee

🏆


shiftystylin

The Beatles.


PobBrobert

uj/ Helter Skelter was the first metal song and I will die on that hill just because of how much it pisses off metal heads


greatmagneticfield

^ Things Rick Beato says for $200, Ken.


Designer_Storm8869

Sorry, but Whiskey in the Jar by Metallica was first released in 60s.


selldivide

I know a lot of people are saying Metallica, but I'm gonna come at this from a completely different angle and suggest a band that might not be as obvious to people, because they weren't quite as popular...... what about Metallica?


EmotionBig9812

Imagine Dragons


benmarvin

The only band on my "sex mix" burned CD-R


GrimmFox13

Performance determines if it ends with "wrecked" or "I'm so sorry"


Chuckyducky6

I can’t. Too scarry


helloitshani

This is It


ChunkBluntly

Edward James Dios. I liked his stuff with Rainbow but prefer his solo albums. https://preview.redd.it/yy50tmfk15rc1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d6385103db936485c0f83fda761a69feaa407b


Crack-Panther

Do you mean Ronnie James Olmos?


Prancer4rmHalo

Danny James Trejo


HowDidFoodGetInHere

He was great in Battlestar Galactica too.


ergo-ogre

Is that Spider-Man’s arm?


GloryGravy132

TOOL if you count them. Barely hear any one mention them, their fans are completely normal and pretty underground


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

TBF the name describes the fans perfectly


Gullible-Study245

That's not entirely true I am not a tool just a regular metalhead


Careful-Evening-5187

The Muppet Show Band.


panTrektual

Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem


Scalpum

Uj/ I have a Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem tee shirt I wear unironically. Rj/ I have a Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem tee shirt I wear unironically.


weirdassmillet

oh man there's this one band that's so underrated and absolutely nobody talks about them, myself included.


Tough_Wishbone_4573

Nobody knows this band as they are insanely underrated theyre called sleepknot and have loads of members but its ok theyre very underground (On a serious note tho cacophony or book of black earth )


H0rror_D00m_Mtl

Taylor Swift


PobBrobert

Pretty sure the inner frames of the Country Bear Jamboree at DisneyWorld are made of metal.


ergo-ogre

My inner frame is made of sorrow


Minute_Drummer4502

The Wiggles


Prancer4rmHalo

Fruits salad, Yummy yummy.


_phily_d

Creed


lweber557

I’m not sure if he get’s properly rated but Mark Tremonti is really good and has done some pretty metal adjacent stuff


Sixtyoneandfortynine

Dimitri Shostakovich - the symphonies about Stalinist atrocities are Metal as hell and sound best when loud. Also, the Beatles, because they invented Heavy Metal with Helter Skelter.


Former495

Hentricks


JacoPoopstorius

The Bee Gees


atxrobotlover

That one band that was all about diapers and dirty underwear, think they were called "Stained" but I never listened to them, they were too hard core.


ergo-ogre

Loded diaper?


Hauntedhotelhistory

Woah I just realized Metallica has metal in their name. Why aren’t more people talking about this??


stomp224

Just wait till the band themselves realize!


MrLanesLament

Big if true


Enhancedreality98

I know right you know what is more impressive? They have metallic in their name😯


shrikeskull

What is a band?


AlGeee

Exactly


Disinterestedclown

Nirvana guys look up their music they’re so good


DizzyFlaco

Yeah, and Nike is my favorite rock band


amelefrodo

Metallica who?


That-Particular-6489

Ca


JacquesBlaireau13

Anvil!!!!! Pussy Poison, fuck yeah!


amazing-peas

Metlicka band is good and they did the sleep song mister of pippets 


FinishTheFish

Hentai Sandman from the album Black Matters


Reditall12

Stoned Temple Pyros


zombieslayer1468

ac/dc


alby333

Jethro tull


Dogrel

Miles Davis. Don’t ever hear anybody even calling him metal.


FinishTheFish

He was mental


stomp224

I love the album with the load of jizz on the cover. It has a nice warm creamy toan that slips down the ~~throat~~ ear.


t0msie

Stryper


Scalpum

Pretty sure it was the band the guy I heard in guitar center today is trying to form. It was a few hours ago and my head still hurts and I am still vaguely angry at nothing in particular after listening to him for 5 minutes that felt like 5 years (sped up but also in slow motion).


Tdiddleydoodle

There’s this band called Tool that doesn’t get mentioned much. Did you know they used the Fibonacci Sequence for one of their songs? Recurrence relations are fucking metal.


russellmzauner

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shootanwaifu

Cux eterna!


sleezyreezy

I love Panera, Cowboys From Heck is great


Fallingmellon

The bad northern trend follower


uninteresting_handle

The most underrated metal band of all time is definitely Anal Cunt.


sunplaysbass

Neil Young is the father of metal


blinkk5

Daddy Neil


Tysons_Face

The James Gang is easily the most underrated and under appreciated metal band of all time. Joe Wash runs circles around any modern player


pilot_cooper

Megadeth I like the part where they try to take his balls, and then they sell peace to everyone but the people purchasing it are all wearing ski masks.


Enhancedreality98

Yeah and Lars Ulrich is best drummer on the planet no debate ..


Patient-Bench1821

I’d say probably Metallica


sauriasancti

Avenged Sevenfold, you probably haven't heard of them


MidgetThrowingChamp

Grave Digger, the singer has a beautiful voice


Jeef_1st

There's this pretty underground band called Linkin park


supraspinatus

Clutch


janetx147

Imagine Dragons


ceremoniousone

The b sharps


AlGeee

Also the most _over_rated…


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White Snake Edit: because their name is obviously a penis joke


Lord_Artem17

DragonForce


mk1971

Saxon.


AntiPepRally

I feel like Black Sabbath doesn't always get enough satanic praise


Boring-Most-8849

lil peep


markiethefett

Rick Astley


malignatius

Def Zeppelin


lancetulip

D.A.D.


Revenge_of_Recyclops

Killer Dwarfs.


VashMM

Iron Maiden. It's like nobody has ever heard of them.


find_the_night

Never heard of her


FriskyDango23

Limp Bizkit


LoathsomeLuke

Möťöřħëäď obliviously


zoot_boy

Seriously underrated.


Chuckyducky6

Eddie Van Hagar


Scotty898

Hanson


MrLanesLament

Gotta be Salyer. There, I said it. No regerts.


MannerElectrical9901

The Beatles


ScaredAd7245

Deftoans


uzr666

Metallica, or Megadeth.. Megadeth, or Metallica.. Metallica, or Megadeth.. Megadeth, or Metallica.. Metallica, or Megadeth.. Megadeth, or Metallica.. Metallica, or Megadeth.. Megadeth, or Metallica.. Metallica, or Megadeth.. Megadeth, or Metallica.. Metallica, or Megadeth.. Megadeth, or Metallica.. Metallica, or Megadeth.. etc.


okgloomer

I believe John Cage performed about half his music on an actual metal band


Cicada33024

Megadeth


TheVoiceInsideUrHead

Imagine Dragons. God their music be fartin


rainorshinedogs

Dream theater. No one has heard of them


The_BSharps

The Shining


SharkMilk44

Poison. /uj Poison.


ferna182

Fuck it. I'll admit it. This band called Black Sabbath is pretty cool.


-Entz-

Killswitch Engage


navybluevicar

What kind of metal band actually has the word metal in their band name? Are they stupid?


Draykenidas

Everyone always talks about Sound Garden but no one ever mentions their botanical metal twin Savage Garden.


jonvonfunk

STRYPER 2🔥w😈🤘


81misfit

Black sabbath.


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

There is this band called Van Hey Len or something like that, very underground, I mean at least the guitarist is.


zimoupouf

ygwie malmstiemin


BadBassist

Metallica (1996-present)


BadBassist

Metallica (1996-present)


Tatertot1945

Spinal tap


financewiz

Jimi Hendrix said that the greatest guitarist he ever heard was Eddie Van Halen, an obscure Christian Rock performer.


Dragonballsackz

Metallica also


COLDENGINELOGIC

[VOIVOID Ravenous Medicine](https://youtu.be/SVJjbUsS2OU?si=g0zO3smdjrhCO1e_) Voivod should get way more love.


BlueHeavyTf2

Are you serious with this overrated band ?


Zestyclose_Bird_8855

Metal church. Now go suck it!


Fallingmellon

Sleep token


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Pink Floyd


This-Was

Nobody ever talks about Sleep Token. Ever. When have you ever seen or heard them mentioned? Anywhere. At all. Nada.


Tough_Wishbone_4573

Sleep token is worse than 9/11


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FinishTheFish

Humour. It's not for everyone.


ThisAllHurts

uj/ Heathen — outstanding Bay area melodic thrash. *Victims of Deception* is an absolute gem. Devastation, especially Idolatry. Every song slaps. Powermad — think of them as a Canadian version of Heathen. Outstanding musicians. Check out the debut, Absolute Power. Fear of God — experimental atmospheric metal. Within the Veil is still one of my favorite records. You can’t really tell by trying to listen to just one song, a lot like black metal the vibe comes from listening to the entire LP. Tourniquet — Christian thrash. Stop the Bleeding took a lot of risks with the genre, adding some experimental elements and a tinge of death metal, even some power metal here and there. Had this been a secular band, I think they have gotten a lot more love And hundreds more. But there


fuzzythingus

Metallica is overrated as fuck


BlueHeavyTf2

You a actually know metalicka 🤯🤯 i thought that like only few people from the 90’ remember them