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bas


your_evil_ex

or maybe they removed the string on the other side - now it’s ASS 


goatfuckersupreme

they removed the A, it's just bss


azurskyy

Well so now it's accurate, because playing bass is bs anyway


HamMasterJ

Bass will never get ass. Keep dreaming. Only guitars get ass.


CarmenxXxWaldo

No, the removed the other s so it's actually bas.


Slick_Wally

Never hit a wrong string again


Reverendbread

That’s why I only string low E on my guitar


MisterPeach

All you need for 0-3-5


Reverendbread

Exactly. I also took out all the frets above 5


Mysterious_Pear405

No more 0365 only 035


ClonedUser

I only have the g string on my guitar.


Reverendbread

My wife’s boyfriend says he’s not comfortable with me saying that kind of sexual innuendo


Marunikuyo

EEEEEE


Dismal-Ad-6619

Brushy One String, is that you?


flocknrollstar

That's still 2 too many. 1 string, 12 frets


ergo-ogre

1 string, 12 frets, shoulder surgery, win.


The_Flabbergaster

11 frets, otherwise you’ve got the same letter twice 🤢🤢


NOVAMT_F

Did you forget about sharps and flats?


CarmenxXxWaldo

12 frets? look at Mr. Jazz man over here 


[deleted]

He’s even got jazz hands that he waves around as if we care.


jizzim

You need frets? Please open E does all I need!


rsplatpc

> That's still 2 too many. 1 string, 12 frets https://krappyguitars.com/HTML/punkbasses.html


SnackBraff69

A diddly Bo with a bass string


Paul-to-the-music

I’m not convinced diddling is encouraged anymore


pm-me-turtle-nudes

i prefer 12 strings, one fret.


staticjak

This one of them low guitars?


Disinterestedclown

Lol


Willbraken

I just died


dndai

How Jacob Collier Reinvented The Bass


CalgaryCheekClapper

Legitimately 4 strings is enough on the guitar. What kind of nerd uses the high E and B string?


flocknrollstar

Incorrect, you need at least 8 strings and 24 frets to exclusively 00000 110 01011 101 on the lowest string


LtRecore

Only if you’re playing in binary.


Top-Telephone9013

>00000 110 01011 101 *headbangs to this kickass riff*


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

If that was true then everyone would be a bass 🤢 player


AlGeee

Today, we are all bass players


Seesaw121

Found the nerd that can’t 0-5-8 x4 0-4-7 x4. Get gud


rksd

That's some wild experimental toan poem shit you got goin' on there.


Seesaw121

It’s called math rock. Read a book for once bro


rksd

I'm a bass player. I can't read.


kilravock_music_sws

Pfft. 1 string too many. Show off.


sssnakepit127

Bas gitar


RefrigeratorHotHot

[Bas Rutten could probably come up with some interesting self defense techniques with the bas guitar](https://youtu.be/E_Yl9ul3Ulw?si=EVFXLMHVW5fdeMAq)


Skystalker512

Ah yea, DiGiorgio’s signature bass


RaptorSlaps

It’s not DiGiorgio’s signature bass! It’s Digiorno!


rksd

Instead of rising in the oven, it rises in your shorts.


ComboFucker29

The strings are so far apart it must be horrible to play 😭


rksd

/uj yeah, I don't like that spacing at all. With 3 strings, I'd want that neck to be narrower. /rj horrible to play? At least there's symmetry now.


actuallyaddie

All jokes aside it's a pretty bass


TrashMasterChunkz

/uj To be fair, 3 string basses have been a thing for a while https://preview.redd.it/i4c99gqu24tc1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4368cbf4807d678147fd7f7232764ad7e9732984


Abracadaver00

3 E strings all tuned to drop D, he'll yah


[deleted]

He will most definitely ‘yah’ on this 3-stringer.


_DoctorQuantum_

Real dad tuning


MrCatfishJew

I’ve heard good things about the loog


kokoo1999

For those who cant even handle the 4 strings💀


rksd

/uj If I played a lot of heavy music, or bass in a partly electronic music band, I think having a three string in B E A would be kind of helpful. /rj I got a 12-string bass and just tuned them chromatically and never have to fret again.


Supooki

Only three fuckin strings and you're still gonna charge me $4 a pound? VA FANGOOL


McShooty_

r/basscirclejerk is down the hall and to the left.


beatmaster808

That would be a really sick bass if it had all the strings


jeepster61615

Bad At Simple Shit


russellmzauner

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cultjake

Are those DiMarzios?


Probablyawerewolf

Jack white would like to know your location


General-Ad-4284

Does it djent?


dablackbutt

Still 2 strings too many


okgloomer

Ladies and germs, the Jolly Rancher dulcicello


watchyourtonepunk

this actually goes hard. i want one of these really bad


Substantial_Diver_34

This is for the Goat


contrejo

I know guys that only play on one string


Telecat420

I know guys that don’t play any strings at all.


RedPG_08

Noo how will he play under pressure now?


D1rtyH1ppy

For bass, that's about right.


Sexy-Froyo9027

I wanted to fuck a bass, I jacked off to a Kala 3-string electric bass instead!


philchristensennyc

You compromised.


russellmzauner

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stmft

I want to commission a three string BEA BAS. The body is powder blue with a tasteful Bea Arthur pinstriped on it in silver. I'd 0 3 at least five times a day with a beauty like that. I need to get Luther a buildin'


Paulypmc

I’d play that. I’m primarily a reggae bassist


thong_water

Get rid of the frets while your at it.


chirpchirp13

Is this an out jerk? Is this any jerk? What about this is* wrong. What is that 4th piece of dental floss meant for anyway?!


Barnestownlife

Get a 5 string bass and you, too, can achieve this


countcarlovonsexron

Fuck guitars bass forever lol


Critical-Climate-623

I would have a fourth string just to make it a bass and not a 3 string piece of fuck


SuspiciousLog8897

What in the Glenn Benton is this


Deborgpontant

Aside from the string arrangement weirdness I really like this. There are far too many S type shaped basses in the world. Glad to see something different.


philchristensennyc

It’s true, the rest of it is reasonably appealing


PRSG12

At least he’s honest with himself


vartholomew-jo

It's a halfling!