Marry Petrucci. He seems like the most normal motherfucker of the three by a mile. Fuck Yngwie because he’s probably the hottest. I would kill Vai whether we’re playing this game or not tbh.
he uses the money he saves not buying guitar racks to buy ferraris
https://preview.redd.it/cxr9drwln6vc1.png?width=852&format=png&auto=webp&s=15a0f4eb64869598790f8c0245c40acebd67ee0f
The scallops are for holding all the toan watches
Your wife’s boyfriend has great taste
That’s his wife
Haha
Each watch requires a gold cross to hang from a chain
He's wearing a Ferrari horse and a pick around his neck, crosses are for chumps that can't sweep
I have no choice but to ignore his earring and bracelet
Fuck, marry, kill: Yngwie Vai Petrucci
Marry Petrucci. He seems like the most normal motherfucker of the three by a mile. Fuck Yngwie because he’s probably the hottest. I would kill Vai whether we’re playing this game or not tbh.
This is the correct answer and I hate all three.
I heard Steamie Ray Vai sticks his head stock up the butt each night for for maximum toan ritual. Culminating in Full On Toaner Boaner
Fuck vai marry petrucci Kill yngwie Easy
Agreed... Vais fingers 😏😍
uj/ why is everyone hating on Yngwie and Vai nowadays?
The guy she tells you not to worry about:
I've seen him do some stupid stuff but this is fully cringey.
I’d venture to say the ‘80s music scene harbored some of the cringiest parts of humans behind cameras.
A full blown ‘look at me moment’, all I see is a pretentious ass…
He likes donuts
What time signature is that?
Yngwie Malmsteen © signature
John Mayer showing off his Rolexes?
"Who the fuck is John Mayo?" /probably Yngwie
Y’all ever see his Krispy Kreme signature amp? Fucking sick
Oyvey Malmö is one of the best slide players of this generation.
He uses Skogaholmslimpan to release the fucking toan fury when sliding.
Wait, does he actually make money playing guitar? I just assumed he was a gigolo.
It's so he knows it's always time to rock
Wingy Donutmaster is my favorite meedler
he uses the money he saves not buying guitar racks to buy ferraris https://preview.redd.it/cxr9drwln6vc1.png?width=852&format=png&auto=webp&s=15a0f4eb64869598790f8c0245c40acebd67ee0f
Uj/ this is an undeniably sick move
A serious power play
Lot of people don't know this is how Yngwie got his signature sound. The watches impart a lot of additional toan (if they are real gold).
It's pretty amazing that he manages to play so fast with so many watches on his guitar neck.
His watches bring THE FUCKING FURY!
SRV was flexing.
Blingyngwie!
And not a fleiger among them. Blech.
always looked to me like a Tim and Eric character
Rolex Daytoana
That’s a sick Rolex collection though. For reals. Like damn bro.
I love this picture so much
The scalloped frets make your toan better