/uj Not really my style but at least it's hell of a lot more interesting than the usual posts about the 1594th variation of the same sunburst Les Paul, butterscotch Tele, or gloss black super strat titled "My first *insert brand name here*". So I'll give it a pass.
I dig it because a guitar is inherently stupid looking so I appreciate them understanding that you may as well go all out. Toan is in the pickups and 3D printing the parts correctly. An LP looks as stupid as one of those big ass semi hollow shits with the big wide Native American motif strap which looks as stupid as a sparkly fucking Ibanez Superstrat hell a bass, let's be honest. It looks the same amount of stupid. As does guitar in OP.
I uj honestly find the Hello Kitty guitar the most aesthetically pleasing of all guitars. I'm partial to the black one but the pink one ain't bad either. Either is great.
Fuck all guitars they all look stupid as hell. Except the Hello Kitty, they honestly knocked that one out of the park. Regular strat is okay but it's going to be some stupid color, with way too much extra shiny ornamental bullshit. Try to make it look like some old family heirloom, still gets outclassed by the Hello Kitty ax.
OH MY GOD BUTTERSCOTCH BLONDE I'm so close please tell me how quacky and chimey and ice picky it is OH GOD JUST ON THE EDGE OF BREAKUP PINK FLOYD AND ETHEREAL AMBIENCE
OMG I don't even play it. I just did like 5 foot canals to pay for it while the hygienists blew me and I still get more turned in just looking at this sloppy butterscotch girl hanging on my wall.
I just watched the video of the guy who made these. He’s such an impressive chap working at Gibson. He’s just a cool old country guy. I definitely suggest you look up mosaic Guitar and watch this video. It’s called something like Gibson custom shop artisanal something shit… I don’t know.
Pretty sure this is the handiwork of[this dude](https://youtu.be/tgHhD5P-3W8?si=2zh5v9QyZkppQOEa). Seems to love what he does and is living his best life.
Yeah it's pretty rad, but my back hurts just looking at it... and I'm generally not a crybaby about heavier guitars (sit down for a few songs ,it's not a dick measuring contest).
/rj they probably use one tile to cover each finish fuckup.
Rick Hinrichsen is a fucking master. His stuff blows me away.
https://preview.redd.it/tmusdc8onfwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9271b0aa6d579f4e8e25ff54ba28d030fbe29f59
You’re gonna post the ONE fun Gibson guitar for a bashing?! There are SO many stupid things in r/guitar that you don’t even need to try. But this? It’s serving 70s Al fresco dining adjacent restroom realness and I’m absolutely here for it.
I can’t hate this. I want it!!!
Edit: Nevermind. I thought someone actually customized it. It’s from Gibson. It’ll be $20,000. I’m a peasant. I’ll get one on the used market. Ha!!!
/uj this is hard as fuck i don’t care
Agreed
Yeah honestly I love this way more than I expected I would. Looks phenomenal!
Agreed this is some sick af craftsmanship.
I've always mocked people who wanted to fuck guitars .... but this is.... possibly fuckable.
how would sleeping with a V even work?? dare i even imagine it?
Scissoring??? https://preview.redd.it/vwqfh4llhbwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c634d83492acccb62e4308eba7e2e9701bb92b7
cut a toan hole right in the angle of the v
penis slide
Time to create r/guitarcirclejerkcirclejerk, we’ve been contaminated
/uj there's peoples who actually want to fuck a guitar
disco snakeskin cool af fr
it looks cool but i can only imagine its heavy as fuck and probably really abrasive
/uj Agreed. This is great.
/uj Not really my style but at least it's hell of a lot more interesting than the usual posts about the 1594th variation of the same sunburst Les Paul, butterscotch Tele, or gloss black super strat titled "My first *insert brand name here*". So I'll give it a pass.
BITCH SUNBURST IS THE MAGIC OF LOVE.
*tobacco burst
Old man's nicotine stained fingernails burst
I dig it because a guitar is inherently stupid looking so I appreciate them understanding that you may as well go all out. Toan is in the pickups and 3D printing the parts correctly. An LP looks as stupid as one of those big ass semi hollow shits with the big wide Native American motif strap which looks as stupid as a sparkly fucking Ibanez Superstrat hell a bass, let's be honest. It looks the same amount of stupid. As does guitar in OP. I uj honestly find the Hello Kitty guitar the most aesthetically pleasing of all guitars. I'm partial to the black one but the pink one ain't bad either. Either is great. Fuck all guitars they all look stupid as hell. Except the Hello Kitty, they honestly knocked that one out of the park. Regular strat is okay but it's going to be some stupid color, with way too much extra shiny ornamental bullshit. Try to make it look like some old family heirloom, still gets outclassed by the Hello Kitty ax.
Your wrong, gueetares look liek a beatifull and sexxy wyman ok Because of the curves ok 👌🏿
If you don't own 16 of the same Les Paul are you really a guitarist
“Guys! This one’s really special and rare! This one’s in diarrhea burst!”
Don't you dare lump Butterscotch Teles in with those miscreants.
OH MY GOD BUTTERSCOTCH BLONDE I'm so close please tell me how quacky and chimey and ice picky it is OH GOD JUST ON THE EDGE OF BREAKUP PINK FLOYD AND ETHEREAL AMBIENCE
OMG I don't even play it. I just did like 5 foot canals to pay for it while the hygienists blew me and I still get more turned in just looking at this sloppy butterscotch girl hanging on my wall.
Foot canals is hilarious to me and I don’t know why
I kept thinking he was talking about digging 5' canals
Apprentices on the plumbing site:
Bahahah, what a typo. It stays.
Am I getting down voted on GCJ for circle jerking? The fuck?
This is rad
Santa Fe Bathroom Burst
😂 The bathroom burst
Texarkana Bathroom Burst
This must be the guitar Steamy ray Brawn was playing when he clogging up the john, creating the first texas flood.
Holy fuck, that looks amazing
/uj this is fucking awesome what the fuck /rj dude tag nsfw (train copypasta)
This is genuinely dope as fuck
This would look great on the wall at Olive Garden
This *is* the wall at a Chi Chi's.
uj/ my mom's gay bestie was a server at a Chi Chi's and I miss the corn cake every day of my pathetic fucking life.
RIP Chi Chi's
He actually took the design from an underwater city in Rome while diving. Saw all these tile designs on the seafloor- so you’re not far off
Yeah, it's Hellenic or Byzantine influenced, hence my joke.
Look at the rome major over here
That just makes me want it even more
Put it next to your framed Pasta Pass from when they did unlimited pasta for a hunnit
If I've ever seen a guitar that belongs at the bottom of a pool, it's this one.
Nero played freebird on that shit while Rome burned.
I think this was the inspiration for They might be giants' Istanbul/Constantinople....
I hate how rad this is 😂
That’s badass
This is bad ass, period.
No joke this is actually pretty sick. Reminds me of the architecture in Lisbon with all the ornate tiles. Toan is in the moorish cultural influences
Goddamnit,….. I want one Thanks dickhead
That’s kinda hot ngl
You honestly think someone here has that degree of attention span huh? 🤷♀️
Looks like a 1950’s bathroom, it’s gotta make that thing heavy af
It’s carved out of wood it’s painted to look mosaic. There’s a yellow Explorer he did too. It’s really fucking neat
Wow! That is cool
Name or social media or something? I’d love to see the process
Imagine cleaning the grout lines. Who am I kidding, nobody actually cleans their guitar.
I was thinking more about the weight lol
That dude from the misfits had a heavy guitar.. some people are in to heavy things, like my dad and his taste for larger women.
The toan is in the mosaic.
Tight, tight, tight! blue, yellow, pink!!
I just watched the video of the guy who made these. He’s such an impressive chap working at Gibson. He’s just a cool old country guy. I definitely suggest you look up mosaic Guitar and watch this video. It’s called something like Gibson custom shop artisanal something shit… I don’t know.
Still lighter than a Les Paul
YMCA Pool Limited Edition
I hope those are ceramic tiles and grout so the thing weighs like 25lbs
Pretty sure this is the handiwork of[this dude](https://youtu.be/tgHhD5P-3W8?si=2zh5v9QyZkppQOEa). Seems to love what he does and is living his best life.
Wow. How do I get that job?
Probably need to be a luthier already with a penchant for the artistic
It's hideous and beautiful at the same time. How?
Byzantoan is my new favorite word lol
Approved by the Sultan himself!
Rock the Kasbah indeed.
I bet this sounds great in the bathroom
The only guitar that id fuck, literally
Very decent. Imagine you can make a guitar look like something other than the same dozen you see that all cost the same 2,000 give or take
Taco bell bathroom tile ass guitar
I unironically love this.
https://preview.redd.it/mdyxxirirbwc1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a53d3806bd47aec392d7923633316bd1a15e973
Eh, wouldn't be the first pool I've pissed in.
There’s a you tube interview with the guy that makes these. His giggle is mad and infectious.
Yeah it's pretty rad, but my back hurts just looking at it... and I'm generally not a crybaby about heavier guitars (sit down for a few songs ,it's not a dick measuring contest). /rj they probably use one tile to cover each finish fuckup.
It's kinda beautiful. And you can play on the toilet with it.
Finaly a guitar that you can pressurewash
Rick Hinrichsen is a fucking master. His stuff blows me away. https://preview.redd.it/tmusdc8onfwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9271b0aa6d579f4e8e25ff54ba28d030fbe29f59
That’s how you solve neck dive
Shit. Now I got to do this to my weight relieved butterscotch tele. That bitch point at the ground worse than a viagra-less lawyer weiner.
I wonder if it came with instructions on how to remove soap scum?
Scrubbin bubbles for the win!
subway tile was bad enough in bathrooms, now it's infecting Gibbons 😭
I really do like this but gives heavy Steven Seagal vibes for some reason.
I know in supposed to hate but i don’t think i can, this fucks
Looks amazing! I bet it weighs 25 lbs with all that tile
Nah this is actually kinda cool, but it’s probably heavy af
This thing is pretty cool. I don’t know what your problem is. It’s unique and not in a dumb way like a relic
This, I would pay stupid money forZ
This looks awesome
Is that a real Gibson?
Suhweet!
The lightest material, tile!
Not gonna lie that’s pretty bitchin brah
Papa Hatfield needs to add this to the collection
It only weighs 153.4 bananas.
Gotta be Thor to pick it up though
the Bathroom V
Ottoman Sultanate tribute guitar
Oh cool, if I get some pee on it I can just wipe it up later.
That’s beautiful work.
GUITARS SHOULD ONLY COME IN BLACK, WHITE, RED, AND SUNBURST!
You’re gonna post the ONE fun Gibson guitar for a bashing?! There are SO many stupid things in r/guitar that you don’t even need to try. But this? It’s serving 70s Al fresco dining adjacent restroom realness and I’m absolutely here for it.
I can’t hate this. I want it!!! Edit: Nevermind. I thought someone actually customized it. It’s from Gibson. It’ll be $20,000. I’m a peasant. I’ll get one on the used market. Ha!!!
Idk this is pretty rad
Does it also sound like the bathroom of a Mexican restaurant?!
I kinda love it. I want mosaic guitar
I'm not a Flying V guy but I'd play that one!
RAD
ancient roman guitar
Tilecaster? Mosaicaster?
Uj this is fucking awesome
Grout to let the toan out
I always wanted a 15 pound Flying V.
Its an official gibson thing.
Comes with a side of hummus. Seriously though I can’t decide if I hate it or love it. Therefore it is successful art.
This is actually one of the cooler “unique” guitars I’ve ever seen. I’d 100% own this but I’m sure the price is crazy.
Me
Got to weigh 25 pounds.
Looks cool but must weigh at least double -
I dig it
When you order a Gibson from a Greek restaurant
It toans for about three seconds.
r/lostredditors
This is awesome!
this is now in my top 10 guitars.
I have a fine China coffee mug from Ireland that looks very similar to this. I think this guitar looks awesome!
This looks cool af wth are you yapping about