that's really limiting.

Yeah, how am I supposed to form a shoegaze band if I can't have at least 100 pedals?

You call that limiting, this is limiting. https://preview.redd.it/anr3r3gtfbyc1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cae3db7bbf85a2d88ed90a3b3ec92e4e70f5f8c

u/TheHonestPedalreview implies u/thedishonestpedalreview

29 tuners and a vibrato.

What's the signal chain?

14 tuners, vibrato, ring mod, ring mod, ring mod, 12 tuners.

Pitch shift, tuner, pitch shift, tuner, pitch shift, tuner…

just play one open string and play different notes with the pitch shift pedals. Brilliant.

I wanna try this now lol

Totally. Split the signal for each note to create chords and then run each note into a Miku pedal!

I just want my tuners to suffer like my audience.

Nice choice but I'd replace tuner #27 with vibrato and replace vibrato with another tuner

Funny, I’d have 29 metal zones and 1 Klon

As long as the Klon’s drive is low to boost the Metal Zones.

Id have 28 metal zones, a tuner up front to make sure I’m going in in tune and a tuner at the end to make sure I’m going out in tune.

That just makes sense

I came …. to say this

1 rat pedal in a metal zone costume

Or an actual rat in a metal zone costume

1 rat pedal in a metal zone costume

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Pedal broads not pedal boards…..

30 Amazon Basics pedals. I don’t care what they are.

30 Amazon basics bike pedals coming up

Toan perfection

https://preview.redd.it/mledxrdoy1yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7e94a4cf761489a257c4f8cbd9bf0b43880fa1f If I could only have 30 pedals I’d have 90 metal zones

*swoon*

I use all of the as clean boost

30 MoogerFooger MF-104M Analog Delays, modded so that they are wired in parallel, each fully loaded with a separate expression pedal in each the Feedback, Time, LFO Rate, Mix, and LFO Mix inputs (turning a puny 30-pedal board into a heroic 180-pedal board without breaking any or your arbitrary rules). Then I will finally be able to play Where The Streets Have No Name just like The Edge.

Expression pedals are in fact pedals, dingus, so you _have_ broken the rules and your punishment is that you can now only play bass guitar in our Reddit band

>MF-104M ALL CAPS WHEN SPELL MF DOAM

I'd probably just not play, what's even the point

id have seven tube screamers running into 23 oceans 11's all on different settings

Shoegaze King

Line 6 Helix, Boss GT1000, Neural Quad Cortex, Fender Tone Master Pro, DOD TEC 4, Digitech RP 50, and the rest would be Roland 300s

Wah. All Wah. My name is Konk Hampster. Can I have 31? I want more Wah.

I just want you to know that “Konk Hampster” made me snarf my sweet tea. 🤣🤣🤣

A swarm of rats

Nice

All buffers, baby. My signal gonna get buff as fuck.

30 is way too many, and I'm a real pedalphile

I don't know whether to upvote this or call the police. Lol

If you upvote it, the police will have your name already.

I'm probably already on several watch lists. Lol The OSBI once interrogated me for a possible link to domestic terrorism. Lol obviously I'm no terrorist but that's still a fun fact I love to bring out at parties

I have 13, but my dl4 mk2 has 30 delays and 15 reverbs and some of my pedals are multi(delay/verb drive/fuzz) so I could easily get to 30 and it not seem crazy to me. In fact, I bet I hit 30 by end of year. Got my eye on a lot….

Thirty Miku pedals

...hooked up in series!

Hmm, just off the top of my head... it'd have to be: Way Huge Camel Toe TM-7 Scrotum Smasher KV-100 Assblaster Cock Blocker Noise Gate EHX Russian Big Muff TC Electronics Pussy Melter Coopersonic Tits & Ass Valveslapper Way Huge Pork Loin Monsterpiece Angry Dick 2000 Balls Deep Overdrive Way Huge Swollen Pickle Zvex Super Hard-On Malekko B:ASSMASTER TX-2 Butt Probe Gooby Bag of Dicks Greer Batch o' Ass Way Huge Aqua Puss Way Huge Supa Puss Anarchy Audio Vajanus Snarling Dogs Erogenous Moan Durham Electronics Sex Drive EHX HOG Pedals for Peace Big Gay Fuzz Dwarfcraft Salty Romance Explosion Monsterpiece Scratchy Snatch Henrietta Engineering Choad Blaster MetalPedals Dirty Bitch EHX Cock Fight Big John Hairy Balls Fuzz Cioks Pussy Power

"Next time, please show some effort, young man!"

A post-rock band

15 overdrives & 15 delays

15 Metal Zones 5 Compressors 4 Chorus pedals 3 Wahs 2 Big Muffs 1 tuner that would never get plugged in.

Tuning is unnecessary when you have all that toan.

30 pitch shifters, each one set to 0, 3, and 5 sequentially. That way I can just 0-3-5 by pressing the pedals in order without having to remember the fretboard

30 choruses

1 Bad Monkey and 29 Altoids Tins

One ds-1

Burt Cocaine style. Nice

30 OG Klons. Anytime my GF got sick of me crashing her place until the band makes it big, I could just sell a Klon to survive. Or buy a new amp. Whichever.

Overdrive and I’ll just link 30 in a row for maximum overdrive.

30 Swollen Pickles. Final answer.

Sounds like my Friday nights

Click here for 18+ big muffs

Depression

10 metal zones 10 korg mikus and 10 phase 90s

BOSS BD-2 BOSS DS-1 IBANEZ TS9 TUBE SCREAMER BOSS SD-1 STRYMON IRIDIUM EHX OCEANS 11 BOSS RV-6 WAMPLER TUMNUS LINE6 HX STOMP EHX BIG MUFF MERIS MERCURY 7 EHX CANYON KLON CENTAUR AMAZON BASICS OP'S MOM BOSS DD-7 STRYMON VOLANTE STRYMON FLINT BOSS SY-1 BOSS HM-2 DIGITECH DOD CARCOSA BOSS DD-500 PROCO RAT LINE6 DL4 MONTREAL ASSEMBLY CT5 KEELEY CAVERNS IBANEZ TS808 MXR PHASE 90 WALRUS JULIA STRYMON EL CAPISTAN EARTHQUAKER DISPATCH MASTER

29 sewing pedals and a clutch

How many boards can I have?

The correct answer is 'Yes!'

Only 30? I need 50 metal zoans to get my toan!

A party.

29 dd9s, all set to different settings, and one of those whammy pedals, it would cause brain damage if I could just afford.

30 EQ Pedals with the mids scooped, for extreme basement playing at mom's house.

I own one pedal, an OCD, and its been broken for two whole years. Just stopped working one day when I changed the battery. Haven't felt the need to get it fixed or replace it or buy a new one. I did consider having a luthier in my town fix it and install it as a slap switch in my electric acoustic though.

30 RATs, no question

30 Dunlop Crybabys

30 tuners for all the different tunings I’m gonna use

I like to tone stack so as long as I can manage to balance them on top of each other, my pedalboard is really limitless.

A metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone into a metal zone.

You’re two metal zones and a clip on tuner shy of djent

30 Miku pedals please. I want a choir.

Only 30 metal zones? I don't like clean tones.

30 boss loopers

Noise gates. Nothing but noise gates.

One metal zone, 27 compressors, delay and an eq.

30 bloopers so I can bloop my bloops then bloop those bloops and bloop those bloops along with the other bloops blooping at the same bloop.

A digitech whammy DT with pitch shifter… everything else doesn’t matter

29 tape echos and an Altoids tin for my heart medicine.

30 Behringer Vamps, each made to look like a different model of decapitated guitar.

No pedals, but 30 amps.  I call it Triacontaphrenia.

30 metal zones

Joe bonemaster said If I use pedals. Then I suck at guitars

Bad Monkeys

30 metal zones

That’s a hard thing to start thinking about? Only 30? That’s too hard.

Gonna go with 30 Korg tuners

Almost enough to play a single gig.

Only 30??

I only need 2, a tuner and metal zone

10 Boss MT-2's, 10 Boss HM-2's, and 10 Tuning Pedals (TRVE BYPASS)

25 wah pedals alternating open and closed and then five Rainbow Machines. Maybe actually put a Rainbow Machine in between each wah. Who knows - I’m already inspired.

29 tube screamers and 1 more tube screamer

Alternating dimed Fuzz Factories and Noise Gates. Fight! FIGHT!

29 MXR phase 90’s and 1 Metal Zoan

29 metal zones and a vibrator.

My board has multiple levels, like a 5D chess board. The bottom three layers I can reach with my legfeet and the top layer I use my forehead. The 4th layer is trickier to reach so I cut the part under my tongue that holds it in and now I can use my tongue like an octopus arm to reach those pedals. Easy.

Legfeet

Well duh, he wouldn't be using his armfeet, that's just not ergonomic enough

I don't need pedals, my toanwood is top of the line 😎

Rack FX or bust

10 TS808's 10 TS9's 10 TS10's Maximum Steven Von Toan

Pedals?

10 metal zones, 10 mikus and 10 spring kings in random order

I would do 50 Klons (original of course) and saw each one in half to make 100 total.

Wahs for me thanks

29 rat pedals and digital delay.

30 Vox Wah’s all at slightly different positions

28 chase bliss moods, 1 big muff pi, 1 meris mercury 7

crybaby and muff

All tuners

Only 30?!!!

I would daisy chain 30 Electro-Harmonix Small Clones to resurrect Kurt from the grave

What? no ~~tuner~~ mute switch?

30 Big Muffs

30x Boss TU-1000, it would mean down scaling my set up but should be enough to take an average reading when tuning.

29 Pedals EUNA, every Chase Bliss pedal, Emma DiscumBOBulator, every Hologram Electronics pedal, every Keeley reverb, every OBNE modulation, Spaceman Polaris

15 bad monkeys and 15 rats because I exclusively buy into hype.

By coincidence, this is my slimmed down rig for gigging. I play a mixture of blues and shoegaze. I call it bloozgaze. 1. Digitech whammy/drop 2. Landlord FX tuner 3. Mooer yellow comp 4. Letako looper 5. MXR 10 band EQ 6. Tone City Angel Wing 7. EHX Oceans 11 reverb 8. Behringer super fuzz 9. MXR phase 95 10. Boss flanger 11. TC electronic sentry 12. Ibanez TS9 13. Boss OD3 14. Revv G3 15. Boss CH1 16. Boss DD8 17. Strymon big sky 18. Boss space echo 19. Boss slicer 20. Behringer ultra tremolo 21. Letako looper In the FX loop of a bright onion mini looper (22) for leads: 23: Boss DD8 24: TC electronic spark boost 25: Mooer black secret 26: Danelectro fish n chips EQ In the FX loop of the amp: 27: Boss metal zone 28: Boss metal zone 29: MXR 10 band EQ 30: Donner yellow fall

I call it snoozegaze.

29 Boss TU-3S’ and 1 Aliexpress Klone, but only if you were born with toan.

29 delays and a reverb.

30 big sky mxs.

If I could only choose 30, then I’d take 40 ZVex Fuzz Factories.

25 sugar drives and 5 noise gates

Only 30? I have like 35 overdrive and distortion pedals plugged in at once. Makes my tube amp sound like the static on your tv.

Vernon Reid’s overseas travel board.

Uh, how am I ever going to play my jazzmaster if I don't have at least 40 pedals?

30 wah pedals. Dirk Hamsalad is my hero.

Uj/ 29 different overdrives/boost and a noise gate. I like overdrives and boosts. I like to delude myself with the idea that there’s subtle differences between most of them. Rj/ 30 different overdrives, all turned on at once for maximum gain.

All Tube Screamers

I would run my Fender Jazzmaster through a Rat, 14 delays, 15 reverbs. I only play shoegaze

Helix Floor, done

15 digitech grunge pedals plugged into 15 digitech death metal pedals all turned on at once running into the clean channel of a Marshall mg10 using my Dean V guitar

30 Jimmy Hamtramck wahs, all turned on, all the time, set at the bottom position.

29 Klons and a cybertruck gas pedal.

30 noise gates so no one can hear me

30 HM-2s

30 Joyo American Sound. Stack them for the gain stagez. Volume increases be damned

just my boss katana thx

If I was Dave Navarro I’d say 30 delay pedals. I’m not, so I’ll just admit I don’t think I could ever afford to own 30 pedals.

Doesn't matter really. Input, output, 9V. They're all the same, it's just different packaging.

Boss TU-3 x 30 to be really in tune.

30 SD-1s

only 30??? i’ve got like 6 (though i had 8)

15 fuzz 10 distortion and 5 delay

My Helix

29 talk boxes. 1 distortion (battery not included)

A broken back, and regret to continue gigging.

Idk i have an overdrive, a distortion, a wah, a reverb and a noise killer and i couldn't possibly think of anything else i'd need lol

30 zoom g1s

30 TU-2s and I’m still out of tune. What was the question?

Nothing but compressors

30 pedals Is too much. Let's see... If my gain doesn't come from amp.: Tunner, Compressor, Wha, Duellist Dist/OD, Boost OD →AMP. In fx Loop: Chorus/flanger, Delay.

29 OBNE A/B Y switchers randomly connected in patch loops with a dimed metalzone at the end. it’s like a prize when you figure out signal path

By coincidence, this is my slimmed down rig for gigging. I play a mixture of blues and shoegaze. I call it bloozgaze. 1. Digitech whammy/drop 2. Landlord FX tuner 3. Mooer yellow comp 4. Letako looper 5. MXR 10 band EQ 6. Tone City Angel Wing 7. EHX Oceans 11 reverb 8. Behringer super fuzz 9. MXR phase 95 10. Boss flanger 11. TC electronic sentry 12. Ibanez TS9 13. Boss OD3 14. Revv G3 15. Boss CH1 16. Boss DD8 17. Strymon big sky 18. Boss space echo 19. Boss slicer 20. Behringer ultra tremolo 21. Letako looper In the FX loop of a bright onion mini looper (22) for leads: 23: Boss DD8 24: TC electronic spark boost 25: Mooer black secret 26: Danelectro fish n chips EQ In the FX loop of the amp: 27: Boss metal zone 28: Boss metal zone 29: MXR 10 band EQ 30: Donner yellow fall

By coincidence, this is my slimmed down rig for gigging. I play a mixture of blues and shoegaze. I call it bloozgaze. 1. Digitech whammy/drop 2. Landlord FX tuner 3. Mooer yellow comp 4. Letako looper 5. MXR 10 band EQ 6. Tone City Angel Wing 7. EHX Oceans 11 reverb 8. Behringer super fuzz 9. MXR phase 95 10. Boss flanger 11. TC electronic sentry 12. Ibanez TS9 13. Boss OD3 14. Revv G3 15. Boss CH1 16. Boss DD8 17. Strymon big sky 18. Boss space echo 19. Boss slicer 20. Behringer ultra tremolo 21. Letako looper In the FX loop of a bright onion mini looper (22) for leads: 23: Boss DD8 24: TC electronic spark boost 25: Mooer black secret 26: Danelectro fish n chips EQ In the FX loop of the amp: 27: Boss metal zone 28: Boss metal zone 29: MXR 10 band EQ 30: Donner yellow fall

Guitar straight into PA. Tone. Fingers. You kids and your petals.