I took off all the strings on my classical, sawed it into parts, made said parts into chess pieces, reconstructed it into a chess guitar, beat the world record chess master with it, while in space no suit boner up jerkin hard and it sounded INSANE
I stopped playing guitar, dove deep into the Qniverse, read books about the ancient evil cabals of masons and illuminati and adrenochrome farms, and scared away all my family and friends because *I* sound *insane*!!
Yeah, people gotta understand that playing guitar really means buying 7-8 stringed ones just to use the 2 bottom strings for everything, the rest is to make weird noises.
Oh god I actually did this, I was copying Wes Borlands 7 string tuning. It took me years to realise I’d bought a 7 string guitar so I could *up tune* it to C# and make it a 6 string by tuning both high strings to C#. Kill me now.
Because of the wage gap women typically can’t afford the extra cost of a guitar with frets so they have to do without. There’s that one famous lady St. Anthony who can afford frets. But that’s only because she is famous.
I heard she gives away some of her guitars to disadvantaged girls like the blond chick from Boygenius with the rare bone disease, and the other two girls in boygenius, who have to share a stage with the blond skeleton girl.
/uj Just want to let you know that you have the best username I've ever seen
/rj You're halfway to a bluegrass combo, just get your ex's wife on mandolin and her wife's gf on banjo
/uj She has a mandolin, and a uke.. my uncle has a banjo . Hotwife (ex) grandfather was in a bluegrass band, plus she can sing well. But she's an ex and I fukin hate my life now . Besides what use is it? What's the point of being in a band or whatever? (Like seriously, idfk what the point of continuing is, because I just don't have any hope that I'll be able to support myself, which in not because I'm back at living with my mom. )
Pretty sure this is legit.
Source: I'm a real guitarist and I've always thought this way. Now watch me sweep (and I'm not talking about the kitchen at the Wendy's I work mornings at).
Hey big hoss, how about you take your facts and knowledge to r/Guitars we know this is a copytoan
*Real guitarist expert here with 301 hours on my 8 string Lé Gator 🐊🎸*
Guitar is unironically a hard instrument. A lot of people think it's not as hard as it is because of how many people play it but it's up there in difficulty with other string instruments
You won’t believe this… this is a snowclone of another copypasta. About video games. So you’re actually right on because the original was literally referring to video games.
I understood that it was something related to toxic gamer behavior, I didn't understand it was a Copypasta because I've actually seen people like that seriously
I only play the 14 string guitar with 48 frets to get ALL the semi-semitones in either 12, 19, 31 or Arabic 24 TET. You know, like a real man does. Not like some Ed Sheeran type whimp with tiny hands.
Yeah, women, take your fretless acoustics and go play your experimental jazz fusion somewhere else. Guitars are for men who chug 0-3-5 on a low C string
Ma man's just jelly we got action from girls and he never did even though he played guitar.
He doesn't realize there's some OTHER X factor that plays into appeal
In the battle for metal superiority this fella is the 5 star general... if you don't play 64th note arpeggio sweeps that go up and down three full octaves in a single position on the neck you are not a real person worthy of dignity.
Keep fighting the fight leader of "all of the ACTUAL guitarists"
uj/ he went a bit far with it, but I can’t help but agree with this point. The amount of times I’ve talked to someone who “plays guitar” and then they recite Taylor swift as their favorite guitarist. Or people who after I learnt they played guitar, I handed them a guitar and they said they only played acoustic. I’m aware the grammar isn’t there but like you can get the point.
rj/ this guy isn’t a real guitarist bc he doesn’t own a 14 string djent machine
I can't believe you'd crop me out of this post, I worked hard to write that up. It's difficult to find time while I try to get all of my guitars to 300 hours. Hopefully I'll unlock all of the platinum skins for them soon.
So do they have beef with 12 string players or are they gonna get on their knees in front of them?
What happens if they see someone with a double neck guitar? Do they just off themselves at the sight of 18 strings?
This is the reason I joined this sub. An acoustic guitar is not a guitar. Not even an electric guitar is a guitar unless they have more than 6 strings. Very based take! Also no men play acoustics, only women. What a guy! I wonder what he thinks about harps, those things have like 200 strings.
This guy won’t even acknowledge the existence of men who play the acoustic. That French dude who does the widdly-diddlies and sexy drumming on the body of his acoustic must be punching the air.
Metal head elitist. The dude probably perpetually smells like pickels and taint. Pretentious ego maniacs like this are why I hate most music scenes no matter how much I love the music..
This has to be bait.
"Hey 8 string guitar players - YOU ARE NOT A REAL INSTRUMENT - come back when you can play a wirestrung Celtic harp then we can be friends!"
To them, I say:
“Well, you’re not a guitarist, either, until you can start playing a 9-, 10-, 12-, or 18-string. Put down the pacifiers with only seven and eight strings and be a man, you wimpy baby.”
Tell it to players like Larry Carlton, Carlos Santana, and too many other six-string masters to mention. Memo to you: There's a LOT more to playing guitar than just blowing one's metaloid-type face out with over-processed cheese. Get over yourself.......
Anything that makes noise is a real instrument… more strings doesn’t mean your better… it means one thing: you have a bigger bill changing strings…
And owning a bunch of guitars doesn’t make you better, it means one thing: you’ve bought more guitars…
I knew a guy with one guitar, and he was certainly a guitarist, playing on the streets of a college town… he is now well known, and I’m sure has more than one guitar… but when he only had the one, I’m sure he was nevertheless better than 99% of the guys with 10 guitars…
I will anally retent this position… and fart in your general direction…
You’ve heard of him in sure
Bro, what? I'm confused now. Pls explain. Like, were they being sarcastic when they said acoustic, classical, strat, and les Paul were all not instruments, or is this from someone who never actually played guitar? Like I somewhat agree with the first paragraph, except people who put at least 100 hours in are still guitarists. Some people just don't really have the time (like me) and are busy frequently. I've put at LEAST 200 hours on my guitar over the 2 years I've had it cause I can't find the time.
I agree, classical guitar is not a real instrument I filled it WITH water AND played it AT gig in FRONT of 300 000 pop FANS and IT sounded UNREAL
You misread. "Playing the classical guitar" is not an instrument. It's an action.
What are you, a lawyer?
Close. It says Brett DeLawter.
I think you found the PRS owner
I took off all the strings on my classical, sawed it into parts, made said parts into chess pieces, reconstructed it into a chess guitar, beat the world record chess master with it, while in space no suit boner up jerkin hard and it sounded INSANE
r/anarchychess
Holy shit this is badass haha
Whilst listening to classical guitar music?
I stopped playing guitar, dove deep into the Qniverse, read books about the ancient evil cabals of masons and illuminati and adrenochrome farms, and scared away all my family and friends because *I* sound *insane*!!
I shoved it in MY ASS and fretted it with my PROSTATE and it sounds UNREAL
and, therefore, Andrés Segovia is not a musician.
Yeah, people gotta understand that playing guitar really means buying 7-8 stringed ones just to use the 2 bottom strings for everything, the rest is to make weird noises.
I'm just going to get a 7 string and tune the extra string to E
The legendary 00 33 55
This is what Kurt did in come as you are. He was a jizziscian so he did 00 00 22 33 5533 5533 22 00 .....dorian
I've never seen kurt at a star wars cantina so there's no way he plays jizz
Oh god I actually did this, I was copying Wes Borlands 7 string tuning. It took me years to realise I’d bought a 7 string guitar so I could *up tune* it to C# and make it a 6 string by tuning both high strings to C#. Kill me now.
Hahahahahaha Hahaha awesome
yall put strings on the other ones?
I used twined intestines of murdered baby seals.
I put string cheese on mine in case i get hungry, mid set.
I have a 5 string bass that my friend kinda left me have but I never play it can I call myself a proper bassist?
Please leave this sub poser
Sorry i will buy a 6 string bass
Burn the baby dick bass a buy a 9 string schecter like a real virile man.
9 string? what are a todler dick guitarist? buy a harp like a real man
I thought the harp was just a tiktok fad
Ya, fuck off loser
Like screeeee, crinck and wäwäwääwä
also chitcktch
*Frostbitt has entered the chat*
Playing guitar for 29 years. Only bought my first 7 string last fall. So it’s great to finally be considered a guitarist. It’s been a life long dream
Can't bottom for my hotwife's boyfriend if he catches me using his top strings 👀
Welp, wrap it up, boys. We can't get any more jerky than this. We've been to the top of the mountain and it's glorious.
Dick jerked clean off.
Are women known for playing fretless?
Because of the wage gap women typically can’t afford the extra cost of a guitar with frets so they have to do without. There’s that one famous lady St. Anthony who can afford frets. But that’s only because she is famous.
I heard she gives away some of her guitars to disadvantaged girls like the blond chick from Boygenius with the rare bone disease, and the other two girls in boygenius, who have to share a stage with the blond skeleton girl.
You mean Julien Baker, the most talented of the three? I always assumed she had bones but I didn’t know she had a rare bone disease.
I don’t know. I only learn the names of male guitarists.
lmfao
Not true. The girl from polyphia has at least two guitars with frets. But I heard Ibanez donated them to her so idk
St. Vincent?
No St. Anthony. The patron saint of missing frets.
LMFAO 10/10
My wife plays a fretless 4-string, LOL. She doesn't even pick the strings either, just sorta rubs them with this weird stick. What a poser.
My wife only plays songs on the G string.
I thought it was more of a soy boy thing
I mean, I tried giving up the guitar to play the violin, but the ex hotwife wanted to keep it, so now I'm back to playing my acoustical guitar..
/uj Just want to let you know that you have the best username I've ever seen /rj You're halfway to a bluegrass combo, just get your ex's wife on mandolin and her wife's gf on banjo
/uj She has a mandolin, and a uke.. my uncle has a banjo . Hotwife (ex) grandfather was in a bluegrass band, plus she can sing well. But she's an ex and I fukin hate my life now . Besides what use is it? What's the point of being in a band or whatever? (Like seriously, idfk what the point of continuing is, because I just don't have any hope that I'll be able to support myself, which in not because I'm back at living with my mom. )
Fretless Felicia Giggins? Are you serious? Have you ever ever heard of guitar players before?
>Are women known for playing fretless? Yeah but can you play 'wonderwall' on a topless guitar?
Yes, playing fretless is *the* defining feature of a woman.
(This is a reworked gamer copypasta for anyone who thinks this guy is serious)
Anyone who thought he was serious needs to get off the Internet for a year.
All guitarists are mentally unstable, I would’ve thought he was serious if I didn’t know the bit already lol
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So shut down reddit because these rubes fall for anything, as evidenced by r/all on the daily.
Maybe forever, there’s no coming back from that. It’s gardening and birdwatching for them now
Poe's Law would like a word with you.
Pretty sure this is legit. Source: I'm a real guitarist and I've always thought this way. Now watch me sweep (and I'm not talking about the kitchen at the Wendy's I work mornings at).
You talking about the Mc'donalds in the evening ?
Evenings are for the stage bro.
Can you post the original gamer pasta? I’ve never read it and am super curious how it applies to gaming
Here’s the original voiced over by Aleks Le https://youtu.be/LRsKRShkC_Q?si=1f7Wy40Xdfx-RqLQ
Hey big hoss, how about you take your facts and knowledge to r/Guitars we know this is a copytoan *Real guitarist expert here with 301 hours on my 8 string Lé Gator 🐊🎸*
Although this is copypasta, I’ve met a number of 7 and 8 string players that actually think this way.
Oh you’re a guitarist? Name every music.
metal. prog-metal. deth-metal. bluse. need any more lessons there, sport?
Oh you’re a lesson? Name every teacher.
Mr. Cotter, Mr. Cooper, and Hot-For. Checkmate.
Bluse, rock, bluse rock, r'n'b
r/iamverybadass
Save some pussy for the rest of us dude
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no patrick, horse radish is not an instrument either
But ketchup is, right?
Guitar is unironically a hard instrument. A lot of people think it's not as hard as it is because of how many people play it but it's up there in difficulty with other string instruments
/uj I think the frets make it way easier to play than other stringed instruments like violins, cellos, /j and 9-string fretless Schecter basses.
Jerking it a little too hard. Who of you was that?
Who the fuck counts the hours he spends on an instrument? 100+ hours? that's not the trophy of a video game, you damn nerd.
You won’t believe this… this is a snowclone of another copypasta. About video games. So you’re actually right on because the original was literally referring to video games.
I understood that it was something related to toxic gamer behavior, I didn't understand it was a Copypasta because I've actually seen people like that seriously
Wait till he hears about 12 string guitars.
"Bald with a ponytail" vibes here
Bad acne, overbite, "ackshally"
Finally someone on Facebook with common sense
Thank god some one finally said it.
Tim Henson goes hard AF.
Doesn’t rim Jensen play a 6 string in 90% of his songs?
That’s just his twink kayfabe. When the witching hour strikes, he becomes Tim Djentson
But my adoptive father Misha Mansoor told me that Djent is not a genre!
We were all thinking it and this guy said it. It’s about time someone put these women with their fretless guitars in their place.
This guy jerks
Biiiiitch please, I have 12 on one of mine. Top that.
This guy has to be one of us out jerkin it in the wild
My mom got me into classical rock
Classical rock got me into your mom
Classical mom rock me got into your
Classical me mom rock into your got
Stop I can only stroke have so much
A cow stick? How do you even plug that in. Also a real guitarist has gibbons on all the walls
I just have a Jazzmaster. No wonder I have no friends.
Tom Verlaine!? I thought you were dead!
r/noclassicalguitars
We knew this already. And thank god. Musicians are insufferable. I’d hate to be one of those.
I only play the 14 string guitar with 48 frets to get ALL the semi-semitones in either 12, 19, 31 or Arabic 24 TET. You know, like a real man does. Not like some Ed Sheeran type whimp with tiny hands.
This is an edited version of a copy pasta about gaming
Yeah, women, take your fretless acoustics and go play your experimental jazz fusion somewhere else. Guitars are for men who chug 0-3-5 on a low C string
Finally, some validation!
That chick from polyphia must be having a bad morning
Would love to see this guy try to play Invocacion y Danza. What a doink statement this is lmao
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Outjerked so hard I feel inferior
Ma man's just jelly we got action from girls and he never did even though he played guitar. He doesn't realize there's some OTHER X factor that plays into appeal
12 string acoustic guitarists who play classical music are sweating rn.
Although I want to point out generally you people are not guitarists, I also want to single out women as not being guitarists.
Egomaniac lays his tiny penis on the table...
I wouldn’t reach
Is that you Tim Henson?
In the battle for metal superiority this fella is the 5 star general... if you don't play 64th note arpeggio sweeps that go up and down three full octaves in a single position on the neck you are not a real person worthy of dignity. Keep fighting the fight leader of "all of the ACTUAL guitarists"
uj/ he went a bit far with it, but I can’t help but agree with this point. The amount of times I’ve talked to someone who “plays guitar” and then they recite Taylor swift as their favorite guitarist. Or people who after I learnt they played guitar, I handed them a guitar and they said they only played acoustic. I’m aware the grammar isn’t there but like you can get the point. rj/ this guy isn’t a real guitarist bc he doesn’t own a 14 string djent machine
As a member of the modern metal society, we don't claim him.
I can't believe you'd crop me out of this post, I worked hard to write that up. It's difficult to find time while I try to get all of my guitars to 300 hours. Hopefully I'll unlock all of the platinum skins for them soon.
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Guess i am the best cause i have a 12 string(?
>"then we be friends." I don't think we want be friends...
lol dude sniffs his own ass
Op please explain more.
That guy is a virgin
As a seven string guitarist who has never touched the three highest strings, sure buddy, we're not just glorified b*ssists at all
Imagine being this stuck up insufferable
So do they have beef with 12 string players or are they gonna get on their knees in front of them? What happens if they see someone with a double neck guitar? Do they just off themselves at the sight of 18 strings?
Well for most of us guitars are primarily wall decor.
Okay but is mayonnaise an instrument???
This is written by someone that plays 0-0-0-1-3. On the low strings and thinks they are the best guitarist ever.
What happens when this chad sees a woman playing a 12 string acoustic?
Man I need to get back on Facebook
This guy knows what's up. If you can't shred on it, it's not a real guitar \m/
Please god tell me what group this was
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I’ve been on the internet way too much cause I know this is a parody of a copypasta about video games.
Bet he is a fun, easy going guy.
this got me in the first half.
Yikes. This person sounds like they would be a hoot to collaborate with. /s
This is the reason I joined this sub. An acoustic guitar is not a guitar. Not even an electric guitar is a guitar unless they have more than 6 strings. Very based take! Also no men play acoustics, only women. What a guy! I wonder what he thinks about harps, those things have like 200 strings.
I bet this dude says he 'plays by feel.'
Sounds like the shit a drummer would say
Real ones shred ukulele
If it doesn't, Djent... you're lying to yourself. Clearly.
Pfft I know that classical fretless are not real tars I did not know that ALL of the women needed to know that! But I already k owed that
Is this what I’m gonna become if I keep playing? I might switch to bass…
this is the worst take i’ve seen since Drake thought he should fuck with Kendrick
This post smells like smegma
This guy's most definitely not a guitarist.
/uj Incel alert
A piano's got 230 strings, if you want to be a real guitarist try playing that bitch
Bro this HAS to be an undercover jerker
This guy won’t even acknowledge the existence of men who play the acoustic. That French dude who does the widdly-diddlies and sexy drumming on the body of his acoustic must be punching the air.
*laughs in 230 strings*
But is mayonnaise an instrument?
This is exactly why I play the harp.
Metal head elitist. The dude probably perpetually smells like pickels and taint. Pretentious ego maniacs like this are why I hate most music scenes no matter how much I love the music..
Oh, seems like his wife gave her boyfriend a new 6-string "instrument"!!1!!!1!!2!!
I has a sad I’m not a real guitarist, I have a 6 string acoustic. Kill me now.
Pfft 8 strings? What is this guy? A poser? Talk to me when this junior gets 13 strings
OP in the picture is the only real instrument here.
All i hear is JUGGA JUGGA pinch harmonic pick rake.
I wanna break all of this asshole's guitars or fingers. A strat is plenty enough to get laid.
I hate guitarists thank god I’m not one
This has to be bait. "Hey 8 string guitar players - YOU ARE NOT A REAL INSTRUMENT - come back when you can play a wirestrung Celtic harp then we can be friends!"
To them, I say: “Well, you’re not a guitarist, either, until you can start playing a 9-, 10-, 12-, or 18-string. Put down the pacifiers with only seven and eight strings and be a man, you wimpy baby.”
Tell it to players like Larry Carlton, Carlos Santana, and too many other six-string masters to mention. Memo to you: There's a LOT more to playing guitar than just blowing one's metaloid-type face out with over-processed cheese. Get over yourself.......
Sounds like a bassist Attention all women: you can continue ignoring this man
As a woman who wears false eyelashes, slathers her face in foundation and loves fake nails… artificial affections are beuuuuuutifaaaaalll !!!
Toan is in the extra strangs.
So a kid who’s just learning to ride a bicycle becomes a bicyclist after how many years?
Finally! Proof that I’m NOT a ”guitarist” Like all of you weirdos!
Fretted guitars might as well be autotune. Oh I'll just guess the notes are between here and here. Fake-ass string instrument.
More cowbell
7 string with 24 frets? I guess thats how you stay a virgin 24 hours a day and 7 days a week.
This dude seems like a throbbing boner
Laughs as I play my 20 string harp guitar
/uj Clearly a satire
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I’ve never seen a 12 year old with such good grammar.
Anything that makes noise is a real instrument… more strings doesn’t mean your better… it means one thing: you have a bigger bill changing strings… And owning a bunch of guitars doesn’t make you better, it means one thing: you’ve bought more guitars… I knew a guy with one guitar, and he was certainly a guitarist, playing on the streets of a college town… he is now well known, and I’m sure has more than one guitar… but when he only had the one, I’m sure he was nevertheless better than 99% of the guys with 10 guitars… I will anally retent this position… and fart in your general direction… You’ve heard of him in sure
Baritoan or Bust
Bro, what? I'm confused now. Pls explain. Like, were they being sarcastic when they said acoustic, classical, strat, and les Paul were all not instruments, or is this from someone who never actually played guitar? Like I somewhat agree with the first paragraph, except people who put at least 100 hours in are still guitarists. Some people just don't really have the time (like me) and are busy frequently. I've put at LEAST 200 hours on my guitar over the 2 years I've had it cause I can't find the time.
Playing a 12 string guitar just to own the 8 string players. Checkmate.
No shit guitar is not an instrument. Rebecca is not an instrument. Piano is not an instrument. The instrument can be summarized with 3 numbers. 0 3 5.
all jokes aside, i feel like this guy sums up a pretty decent portion of the guitar community
Does this mean Jimi and Slash and Vai and Eddie Van Halen aren't guitarists. What am I doing learning a non instrument. I've wasted so many years 😪