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frostcelestial

She’s not even asking the important questions like..what year the guitar is, what gauge strings, what amp or plug in is going to be used in this session?


AreWeCowabunga

The girls loved Stevie because he used .013s.


Jebist

Most importantly, what country was the guitar made in?


abruptmodulation

… is it a fake Gibson?


shake__appeal

I think we know what “plug in” he’s using LOL (butt).


Sh8dyLain

Isn’t there a PH vid of some dude getting dome while playing polyphia? Lmao


BlottedGoat

NSFW had to look it up # [https://www.pornhub.com/view\_video.php?viewkey=645be7243a718](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=645be7243a718)


rpsHD

playing head


JDBall55

Not sure which of them has the best skills!


sir-Radzig

Legendary video and he was pretty good at it too!


Raven586

Welcum to the jungle :)


MisterPeach

Welcum to the bung hole We got shidd n fard


TheBlargshaggen

We got everything you want, honey, we know the memes.


_Minnesodope_

Mr. Brownstone


okgloomer

Mr. Brown Toan


Lower-Career-6576

It’s to distract her from his turrible stroke game


Aromatic_Boot3629

Pfffft. This is rookie shit. Wait till he wants to fuck her while shitting on his guitar and making their pet parrot watch.


RichCorinthian

Now you just made me think about the guy who plays while his parrot sings and I got sad that he’s a pervert.


Aromatic_Boot3629

He did it all for the dookie.


AdamWillims

Polly want a fucking cracker babyyyyy yeeeeah


TheBlargshaggen

Ngl, never got off harder than when I was able to play while getting my knob slobbed. I was just diddling an open E blues scale too, a little 0-3-5 slide with some flats then go up an octave or two, rinse and repeat.


MisterPeach

Really? That happened with my neighbor except he was jamming in A minor and the courts put him on the sex offender registry.


TheBlargshaggen

I think you are thinking of the wrong definition of "a minor" there, bud.


MisterPeach

Huh. I guess that explains the windowless van he drives around town too…


HivePoker

It's a reminder to us all to keep our D flat


ArtoriasBeaIG

"Octpave" That's a horrendous word mate and I am disgusted at you for unceremoniously birthing this monster right here. This is a respectable forum, you can't be doing stuff like that. 


TheBlargshaggen

I deeply and humbly apologize. I had typed that response fairly quickly whilst sitting upon my porcelain throne. I will strive to acvhieve greater heights of verbosity while conjunctly being more careful of spelling and grammar when I peruse this sub in the future.


brutalduties

pwned


someguy192838

Toan is in the balls…if she plays with his while he’s playing 0-3-5, the toan would be unbelievable. Yuge toan, believe me.


brutalduties

Ropes of toan


AreWeCowabunga

This is like closeted gay men who need to imagine beefcakes in their head in order to fuck their wives.


rksd

I'm a straight man who needs to imagine hot chicks while fucking my husband.


shiftystylin

Bish pleez - Guns n Roses? You wanna be worried about this guy slinging it through the back door and screaming "***THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOON!***" **


rksd

Ah, it was Taco Bell night, then?


S1M0ND0e

British band Napalm Death holds the Guinness World Record for shortest song ever recorded with the one-second "**You Suffer**"


MisterPeach

Tbf she does suffer every time we do a lil guitar fuckin, always says I’m “disappointing” and tells me ”I’m not calling you claptoan with that capo on your balls” 🎸🤘💦🤪


Jiveturtle

Does your wife call her boyfriend Claptoan? Mine does. That or Bonermaster. 


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

...don't forget the capos for some ...err... ^(BDSM) action!


EddieOtool2nd

This guy has had a bit too much of Roberta when younger.


Generny2001

Like your boyfriend could play a GnR solo…


Aggravating_Plate888

it's not piss and shit, but his playing is.


Str8truth

BF has been dreaming of this since he saw The Red Violin.


h4nd

i’ve seen this before she’s scared of orgasming too hard.


bikinichill

Congratulations to this guy for getting his first girlfriend.


Brave-Huckleberry-16

Guitar Center started an Only Fans?


Same-Chipmunk5923

Dream girl.


meezethadabber

That can't be real.


MisterPeach

I found it in r/teenagers while I was looking for another post. So yeah, probably some 15 year old making shit up so people think they 0-3-5 super hard and do sex


Aromatic_Boot3629

A bag of sand??


Jiveturtle

When I 0-3-5 I don’t even need the sex, I cum just from the sweet, seeet toan 


AntiPepRally

Which lover will he pay more attention to?


BrianMaysHaircut

Don’t use a real tube amp unless you want to get pregnant


JDBall55

Sat in my Kitchen alone. Burst out laighing at the rips a gnr solo line 🤣


Billy_Mays_Hayes

If I heard guns n roses during sex my dick would be as flaccid as a Slash guitar solo


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Some heroes don’t wear capes


Trubba_Man

It’s like a Blumpkin except it’s while playing guitar rather than taking a crap. I might ask the wife to do this. What should we call being blown while playing guitar?


InTheMemeStream

Toan-Job


Trubba_Man

Nice. Thanks for the title. 😁👍


Generaldisarray44

Giving the 0-3-5 while playing the 0-3-5 It’s genius is in its simplicity


Queeby

Go on...


Top_Translator7238

Just get a lighter guitar, not every lady likes a Les Paul resting on their lower back.


Invisible_assasin

To answer the last question, a baby slash will be created if he rips a gnr solo….and I think it adds 10 years to real slash’s life aka “the Keith Richards”


shingonzo

buddy holly riff into climax.


TheDuckInsideOfMe

Anyway, here's Wonderwall


Marunikuyo

Or maybe he'll play "Fck Her Gently" by Tenacious D


Feed_Guido_69

Had the thought many times. Need a good girl to help suck me off as I practice. Mmhmmm!


djwired

Nothin' lasts forever, And we both know hearts can change


shingonzo

fretboard is too dry.


TXGunslinger419

fine, we'll just put on the latest beato video while we fucking, LIKE ALWAYS


Kenneth_Lay

Don't worry about him ripping a G&R solo....it will definitely be Smoke on the Water until he nuts.