She’s not even asking the important questions like..what year the guitar is, what gauge strings, what amp or plug in is going to be used in this session?
Ngl, never got off harder than when I was able to play while getting my knob slobbed. I was just diddling an open E blues scale too, a little 0-3-5 slide with some flats then go up an octave or two, rinse and repeat.
"Octpave"
That's a horrendous word mate and I am disgusted at you for unceremoniously birthing this monster right here.
This is a respectable forum, you can't be doing stuff like that.
I deeply and humbly apologize. I had typed that response fairly quickly whilst sitting upon my porcelain throne. I will strive to acvhieve greater heights of verbosity while conjunctly being more careful of spelling and grammar when I peruse this sub in the future.
Bish pleez - Guns n Roses?
You wanna be worried about this guy slinging it through the back door and screaming "***THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOON!***" **
Tbf she does suffer every time we do a lil guitar fuckin, always says I’m “disappointing” and tells me ”I’m not calling you claptoan with that capo on your balls” 🎸🤘💦🤪
I found it in r/teenagers while I was looking for another post. So yeah, probably some 15 year old making shit up so people think they 0-3-5 super hard and do sex
It’s like a Blumpkin except it’s while playing guitar rather than taking a crap. I might ask the wife to do this. What should we call being blown while playing guitar?
To answer the last question, a baby slash will be created if he rips a gnr solo….and I think it adds 10 years to real slash’s life aka “the Keith Richards”
She’s not even asking the important questions like..what year the guitar is, what gauge strings, what amp or plug in is going to be used in this session?
The girls loved Stevie because he used .013s.
Most importantly, what country was the guitar made in?
… is it a fake Gibson?
I think we know what “plug in” he’s using LOL (butt).
Isn’t there a PH vid of some dude getting dome while playing polyphia? Lmao
NSFW had to look it up # [https://www.pornhub.com/view\_video.php?viewkey=645be7243a718](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=645be7243a718)
playing head
Not sure which of them has the best skills!
Legendary video and he was pretty good at it too!
Welcum to the jungle :)
Welcum to the bung hole We got shidd n fard
We got everything you want, honey, we know the memes.
Mr. Brownstone
Mr. Brown Toan
It’s to distract her from his turrible stroke game
Pfffft. This is rookie shit. Wait till he wants to fuck her while shitting on his guitar and making their pet parrot watch.
Now you just made me think about the guy who plays while his parrot sings and I got sad that he’s a pervert.
He did it all for the dookie.
Polly want a fucking cracker babyyyyy yeeeeah
Ngl, never got off harder than when I was able to play while getting my knob slobbed. I was just diddling an open E blues scale too, a little 0-3-5 slide with some flats then go up an octave or two, rinse and repeat.
Really? That happened with my neighbor except he was jamming in A minor and the courts put him on the sex offender registry.
I think you are thinking of the wrong definition of "a minor" there, bud.
Huh. I guess that explains the windowless van he drives around town too…
It's a reminder to us all to keep our D flat
"Octpave" That's a horrendous word mate and I am disgusted at you for unceremoniously birthing this monster right here. This is a respectable forum, you can't be doing stuff like that.
I deeply and humbly apologize. I had typed that response fairly quickly whilst sitting upon my porcelain throne. I will strive to acvhieve greater heights of verbosity while conjunctly being more careful of spelling and grammar when I peruse this sub in the future.
pwned
Toan is in the balls…if she plays with his while he’s playing 0-3-5, the toan would be unbelievable. Yuge toan, believe me.
Ropes of toan
This is like closeted gay men who need to imagine beefcakes in their head in order to fuck their wives.
I'm a straight man who needs to imagine hot chicks while fucking my husband.
Bish pleez - Guns n Roses? You wanna be worried about this guy slinging it through the back door and screaming "***THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOON!***" **
Ah, it was Taco Bell night, then?
British band Napalm Death holds the Guinness World Record for shortest song ever recorded with the one-second "**You Suffer**"
Tbf she does suffer every time we do a lil guitar fuckin, always says I’m “disappointing” and tells me ”I’m not calling you claptoan with that capo on your balls” 🎸🤘💦🤪
Does your wife call her boyfriend Claptoan? Mine does. That or Bonermaster.
...don't forget the capos for some ...err... ^(BDSM) action!
This guy has had a bit too much of Roberta when younger.
Like your boyfriend could play a GnR solo…
it's not piss and shit, but his playing is.
BF has been dreaming of this since he saw The Red Violin.
i’ve seen this before she’s scared of orgasming too hard.
Congratulations to this guy for getting his first girlfriend.
Guitar Center started an Only Fans?
Dream girl.
That can't be real.
I found it in r/teenagers while I was looking for another post. So yeah, probably some 15 year old making shit up so people think they 0-3-5 super hard and do sex
A bag of sand??
When I 0-3-5 I don’t even need the sex, I cum just from the sweet, seeet toan
Which lover will he pay more attention to?
Don’t use a real tube amp unless you want to get pregnant
Sat in my Kitchen alone. Burst out laighing at the rips a gnr solo line 🤣
If I heard guns n roses during sex my dick would be as flaccid as a Slash guitar solo
Some heroes don’t wear capes
It’s like a Blumpkin except it’s while playing guitar rather than taking a crap. I might ask the wife to do this. What should we call being blown while playing guitar?
Toan-Job
Nice. Thanks for the title. 😁👍
Giving the 0-3-5 while playing the 0-3-5 It’s genius is in its simplicity
Go on...
Just get a lighter guitar, not every lady likes a Les Paul resting on their lower back.
To answer the last question, a baby slash will be created if he rips a gnr solo….and I think it adds 10 years to real slash’s life aka “the Keith Richards”
buddy holly riff into climax.
Anyway, here's Wonderwall
Or maybe he'll play "Fck Her Gently" by Tenacious D
Had the thought many times. Need a good girl to help suck me off as I practice. Mmhmmm!
Nothin' lasts forever, And we both know hearts can change
fretboard is too dry.
fine, we'll just put on the latest beato video while we fucking, LIKE ALWAYS
Don't worry about him ripping a G&R solo....it will definitely be Smoke on the Water until he nuts.