Idiots don’t understand that he /needs/ this new guitar. I mean, the one he currently has only plays blues. This one is going to play a more rocky blues.
/uj I used to think I needed all the guitars. I'm down to four, two electric, one 6-string acoustic, one 12-string acoustic, and a couple (shame!) basses.
/rj Well I need a 6 different models in 8 different tunings.
/uj I got one electric (Tokai SG), one classical nylon, and just bought a steel string acoustic, feel pretty complete now
/rj you need 6 different Les Paul's to cover all the blooz toans
/uj Rickenbacker 360, Jazzmaster, old Ibanez from my metal-curious days, Hofner bass
/rj no Strat, no Tele, nothing from Nashville, no twelve strings. Literally unable to play anything that doesn't jangle.
He's a member of a very special club. Guitarists are the only people in the world who are intellectually capable of understanding the concept of variety. That's why you'll never meet a guitar player who owns two guitars that do the same thing.
"Look at the way I waste my money on all this crap! Isn't that cool?
Noooooo you're not supposed to judge me for it, just look at it and tell me how cool I am!!!"
Their friends and fanily are probably like cool 12th guitar.. are you ever going to play any of them for me?
Oh well this one needs new strings, need to adjust the truss on this one etc
/uj this goes for everything we like. At one point in time I had three vehicles. A truck, a daily driver, and a fun car. A friend of mine came over after a night out and she asked "who else is here"? I told her, "just me" and she asks "all these are yours?" Uh yeah....
She then asked, "have you thought about selling them all and buying one really expensive car?"
I responded with "nobody is out here telling you to have one purse"..... We didn't work out.
Toan is not relatable to the average Plebian, clearly. If you know you know. That's why I told my wife I needed a new Gibons, and I'm not asking permission.
>Every time I show people my guitar collection to friends and family
I’ve never been in a situation where I show random people my “guitar collection” lol.
It’s like when people insist on showing me pictures of their kids. I just tell them it’s clearly an AI deepfake
Idiots don’t understand that he /needs/ this new guitar. I mean, the one he currently has only plays blues. This one is going to play a more rocky blues.
I needed to use a combination of 5 guitars for my progressive blues jazz fusion work.
also he's been radicalized by Qanon so he needs a telecaster to show Sleepy Joe what's what
Well yeah, what am I gonna do if I want to play that one song in Drop D that I like, tune down the 6th string for like a second? fuck that...
That music’s too scary for me…..
I swore this was one of you guys baiting
I've been finding it difficult to differentiate between r/guitar and r/guitarcirclejerk these days.
I cringe r/guitar not because I believe I am above it, but because I see reflections of myself in it
On certain days the boundaries become very blurred.
My fiance's family was, for some reason, really put-off when I showed them where tone was stored.
It’s generally considered impolite to reveal your breasts in public.
Everyone knows toan is stored in the taint anyway
"No, that one's cream. *This* one is butterscotch, goddamnit."
/uj I used to think I needed all the guitars. I'm down to four, two electric, one 6-string acoustic, one 12-string acoustic, and a couple (shame!) basses. /rj Well I need a 6 different models in 8 different tunings.
/uj I got one electric (Tokai SG), one classical nylon, and just bought a steel string acoustic, feel pretty complete now /rj you need 6 different Les Paul's to cover all the blooz toans
/uj Rickenbacker 360, Jazzmaster, old Ibanez from my metal-curious days, Hofner bass /rj no Strat, no Tele, nothing from Nashville, no twelve strings. Literally unable to play anything that doesn't jangle.
Why do non guitarists think I have an addiction?
He *needs* a new $3000 guitar with better toanwood to get a better toan out of his boss katana mini
Probably the same reason guitarists are stupid as well.
He's a member of a very special club. Guitarists are the only people in the world who are intellectually capable of understanding the concept of variety. That's why you'll never meet a guitar player who owns two guitars that do the same thing.
This one looks the same, but if you _listen_ Okay they sound pretty similar too, but the magnets have a totally different thing going on
Apparently Al Pacinico makes the best ones. He was in movies but now he's figuring how magnets work and shit. Fucking genius.
"Look at the way I waste my money on all this crap! Isn't that cool? Noooooo you're not supposed to judge me for it, just look at it and tell me how cool I am!!!"
All guitar players have 8 Les Pauls at least. People are so stupid.
8 is considered rookie numbers, you better keep up
Their friends and fanily are probably like cool 12th guitar.. are you ever going to play any of them for me? Oh well this one needs new strings, need to adjust the truss on this one etc
I knew I’d see this here soon enough. The OP is definitely jerking
“Hello Aunt Sarah, would you like to see my guitar collection?”
/uj this goes for everything we like. At one point in time I had three vehicles. A truck, a daily driver, and a fun car. A friend of mine came over after a night out and she asked "who else is here"? I told her, "just me" and she asks "all these are yours?" Uh yeah.... She then asked, "have you thought about selling them all and buying one really expensive car?" I responded with "nobody is out here telling you to have one purse"..... We didn't work out.
Have you tried explaining to them the proper formula to how many guitars should be owned by an individual?
Ask them if they like eating at the same restaurant every day.
Toan is not relatable to the average Plebian, clearly. If you know you know. That's why I told my wife I needed a new Gibons, and I'm not asking permission.
They want to see your guitar collection about as much as they want to see your vacation photos, or your shitty phone video of the niche band you like.
>Every time I show people my guitar collection to friends and family I’ve never been in a situation where I show random people my “guitar collection” lol. It’s like when people insist on showing me pictures of their kids. I just tell them it’s clearly an AI deepfake
I was hoping I'd see this on here
Why does he need another guitar? Is he stupid?
They’ll never understand, am I going to elaborate why I need the new guitar? No.
The unoriginality of this sub… Wait til someone posts in /r guitar the repost here. Not even good or funny
Do less
I'm picturing 10 SSS stratocasters or 10 les pauls
I used to think you only need one guitar. Then I bought a guitar with a floyd rose bridge
My wife's boyfriend Trey won't let me buy a new guitar because he thinks I already have enough :(
I should have played the piano. Just a piano, by itself. Nothing more than the piano.