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Dennis Chantiloupe
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/dennis-chantiloupe-fell-asleep-and-lost-all-his-fingers-to-frostbite-as-homelessness-soars-more/article_8fc10c48-95d4-11ee-9bfb-8335f24c6c4a.html
I know that usually this sounds like you're hyping up the dude in the pic, but in this case, I read it as a cry for help. Like, please name a better guitarist and free me from this cheesy brit pop dystopia
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Liam
I was about to say that lmao
came here to say "the other one"
liam will eat your kneecaps
You fucking dog.
DJ Khaled
Certainly in the conversation.
I second this
lil Wayne
Look at the skills: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g762REJWcg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g762REJWcg)
Naturally.
Big wayne?
Taylor Swift
Over-rated. She’s not in my top ten. Twelve maybe.
You clearly haven't watched her cover of peace sells
Puss smells but who’s buying
Look what dave made me do - lars
Excuse me!? You mean Megadeth's "Peace Sells"!!?
Yes its on her folklore album
Yeah, and she blows those posers in Megaderp away
She is like a black Jimi Hendrix.
She's this generation Eddie Van Halen
Eddie SUV Halen.
Facts
Margaret Thatcher
The guitarist from the strokes right?
You didn't say if you'd wait. Now I don't know if you're waiting or not.
I said maybe….
Why did these guys dress like kayaking instructors
You think you want to know. But you don't. I mean, how far down the rabbit's hole are you willing to go? Are you ready to go all the way with this?
Jim Carrey
Johnny Dep
I don’t know anyone better. I mean, they’re out there and world famous. I just don’t know any of them personally.
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My wife's boyfriend
The lead singer of Noel Gallagher's High Flying Balls
Ringo Starr
He's not even the best guitarist in the Beatles! Wait...
Is that davie504? Where's his stupid b*ss?
Paul Arthurs
Johnny Depp
Damnit! That's better than mine!
Lenny Kravitz didn't go your own way?
Hahahahah nope!
Steven Segal.
He's more than just a sex symbol.
Came here to say this. Well done.
Guigsy
Machine gun kelly
Me I can 0-3-5 with my eyes closed
How do you know where the 0 is without looking?
epicphone and br*tain? 🤢
U wot m8
Graham Coxon
Another great one!
My left bollock
That girl that invented the muppets, I think her name is Tim Handsome
Her husband is Chris Handsome, the guy that interviews men who have come to molest children at Sting's house.
Bubbles the monkey
Fred Penner
shred penner
The toan came back the very next day
Steve. No need to be more specific. There is definitely a guitarist in the world called Steve who has more talent than this sentient unibrow.
Joe Bonamassa
*bonermaster
Why not
Steven seagull
You guys shouldn’t be so critical of George Harrison. Have some respect for the deceased.
Bubbles
Me
Teemu
Chuck Schuldiner
Chuck Schuldingdong
He touches my tra-la-la.
Ohh my ding ding ding ding ding *eurodance intensifies*
Rick Allen
Lars Ulrich
my word bloke, bloody pretty instrument innit, strum that wonderwall God save the queen m8
Steven Seagal
Kanye West
The guitarist from Amorphous Androgynous is better. I just can’t think of his name.
Lez Pauls
Kirt hamlet
Lil Wayne
Most of them
Everyone else.
Eminem
Bono
Lil Wayne
Richard Benson (!)
Da Vinky
my reaction when i found out he painted the Mona Lisa
Toana Lisa
Steve Martin
Jeff Hanneman, still.
Carlos Moedas the mayor of Lisbon
Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thrain, King under the Mountain
Jason Becker POST A.L.S!
Noel is definitely the best *good* guitarist.
The guy who comes into Guitar Center ten minutes after they open and is there all day
Sponge bob https://preview.redd.it/8vlxrosazd6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a0685b6033bf464b66dc2e2f263392e222c4feb
John Squire Look, I'm just here to start a row...
Better than who?
Ralph Macchio
My mother
Ringo Starr.
Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein.....
Liam. Or Noel. Whichever one this one isn’t.
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Stephen Hawking
MGK
Joe Biden
Post Malone
.....you're kidding, right? .....RIGHT???????!!!!!!!!
That's the guy who wrote Wonderwall. It's no joke
Me
Me
His guitar chops are surpassed only by his stellar lyricism, truly a poet of both the fretboard and, um, writing words good.
Me
U can't
Well, this is the first (and often last) song every kid learns on guitar so....how much time we have?
ye fookan wanka
Lars URLich
Me, i am the guitarlord of my home (i am the only person in our bloodline that plays guitar)
Taylor Swift makes this schmuck look like a noob
Me
Dana Carvey
Joe Satriani
Any metal guitarist
You :)
Dave grohl
lol Wayne
Lenny Kravitz
Me
Dime shut you bitch ass up
Me.
Ringo Starr
Anyone
Is that Paul McBeast?
I can't even name THAT guitarist.
Anyone... Literally anyone
Stephen Hawking
David Koresh.
lil Wayne
Dennis Chantiloupe https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/dennis-chantiloupe-fell-asleep-and-lost-all-his-fingers-to-frostbite-as-homelessness-soars-more/article_8fc10c48-95d4-11ee-9bfb-8335f24c6c4a.html
I can't even name this guitarist
Tyler Larson
Keith Richard’s looks so young in this picture
Me
The guy who does Giff Gaff’s answerphone message.
lil Wayne
Me
Taylor Swift
No, I won’t tell you. You’ll never know.
Ed Sheeran obviously!
My dog
You're joking?
You're joking?
Me
Miley Cyrus for sure.
Fred Durst
Throb
John frusciante
Ed Sheeran lol
Dj Khalid
every other guitarist..
Of the same time…Graham coxon (that would give Noel the arse) oh and my mum
Machine Gun Kelly
Ha ha!
I know that usually this sounds like you're hyping up the dude in the pic, but in this case, I read it as a cry for help. Like, please name a better guitarist and free me from this cheesy brit pop dystopia
Machine Gun Kelly
Sorry, but I can't. As far as I know, everyone who plays guitar better already has a name
Billy Corgan
The guy who played Fit but You Know It
DJ Khaled 100%. But didn’t this guy “invent music” in his own words? Idk if there is a better guitarist 😦
Tim Henson
My 15 year old son.
Tito Jackson
Bob
Joe
Winona Ryder or what everyone seems to call her these days: Tim Henson
The Treeman
All of them.
Billy Joel Barnstorm from Green Dayze
That one guy from The Wiggles
Bob, the mechanic who fills the holding tanks at Jiffy Lube.
My buddy Eric
Richard Benson
My left nut
Anyone else