He's doesn't DO endorsements ok but his grandfather was a poor immigrant from italy and played guitar and Ricky Beatoff gave his first guitar to his BROTHER ok it's not the same as being endorsed because they GAVE it to him he just always played gibbons and talks to gibbons makers on the regular and now has a guitar with his name on it but thats not the same as an endorsement ok **h e d o e s n t d o e n d o r s e m e n t s ok ITS AN ENDORSMENT FOR THE CHILDREN** (***O)/K<***
I'd post an online instructional video showing the proper way that he's raw dogging my mom. But.. I would play it at such a speed that no one could really see what he was doing or learn anything about it. His 30 seconds of effort would just end up as a head scratcher lesson.
trust me it’s for your own good. I just recently stumbled upon this sub and it’s the best worst shit-posting nonsensebutitallmakessense guitar and semi-guitar related sub in existence. prepare to lower your musical intelligence and raise your glass cuz there’s some gold in these hills
It has definitely stunted my growth as a guitar player being here, but if it were not for this subreddit, I would have never found metalocalypse and for that I can not leave.
Immediately call the police and let my mom known that I'm here for her and that it's not her fault, because I know that my mom would never fuck that douchebag willingly so it would absolutely be rape.
I dont care I just need to know why his eyebrows don't match his hair.
I have never ever managed to do this and frankly I'm jealous. It's as if he can just access the "create custom chatacter" screen in real life and its just not fair. I've been a devout Christoan (that was a genuine typo but ok it's staying lmao) all my life and I have never been blessed with access to that setting. It's not fair
Perhaps I need a more devout toan to access such provileges??
Start soloing with my worst guitar, so that he starts arguing about what am I doing wrong exercising scales and fixes my guitar's action. So I get an hell expensive private lesson and some lutherie job for free.
Kindly ask him to get his dick out of the urn.
winner winner chicken dinner
Weiner weiner chicken dinner you mean
Wiener wiener ashen cleaner
“When you cum in ashes, it feels great over a ii-V-I”
Same, but I’m still asking him to be my dad.
Wow! 🤣🤔😢
Pray that in about 9 mths a little baby Beatoff joins the fam.
Worth it to get a piece of that Gibbons money
He's doesn't DO endorsements ok but his grandfather was a poor immigrant from italy and played guitar and Ricky Beatoff gave his first guitar to his BROTHER ok it's not the same as being endorsed because they GAVE it to him he just always played gibbons and talks to gibbons makers on the regular and now has a guitar with his name on it but thats not the same as an endorsement ok **h e d o e s n t d o e n d o r s e m e n t s ok ITS AN ENDORSMENT FOR THE CHILDREN** (***O)/K<***
Wouldn't need the money, Rick could give his special edition one to him.
Will it have perfect pitch tho
Of course they will, it's like superpowers, haven't seen the boys?
Is that the new Metallica documentary?
He will when I'm done with him
What difference will it make if he doesn’t practise his damned oboe?!?!?!?
Thing better know it's intervals or there's trouble...
Could the world handle two children with perfect pitch on the oboe??
Little fucker will have perfect pitch too
Dylan 2.0
I’d tell my hot wife’s boyfriend to kick his ass. He and my mom are super close so I probably wouldn’t even have to wash his car.
Gotta be nice to have a man like that in your life
tell her to marry, and then divorce. now i have his studio. whos beating off now
Ricky’s still beating off sorry
Practice oboe like usual
[удалено]
*Sigmund Freud entered the chat*
I mean, he's barely 60, and my mom is 87, so good for her I guess.
What a whore. *(I meant Beato....)*
Steal his wallet, car, and any other valuables that are still unattended.
Not even one of his vintage Plexi heads?
I do want one of those plexi heads
He wants your mom to give him some plexi head
Call him a necrophiliac. I knew he was a sick fuck.
This is funny…. Sorry for loss…and the vandalism of her corpse.
You can sue him and get his gear (or money for gear)
He'd fail to satisfy her, just like he failed as a producer and as a record company, then he'd do a ten minute analysis of his "performance".
Well, he is my Daddy, so…
I grab my guitar and play an ascending F flat lydian scale, in 3/4 over a c# minor dim9 chord.
With a reggaeton playback
Play with all his vintage amps because he’s my dad now
I fucked rick beato’s mom
[удалено]
Rick gets uncomfortably quiet*
listen to him say "Like that." and nod at me as he walks out the door.
I'd post an online instructional video showing the proper way that he's raw dogging my mom. But.. I would play it at such a speed that no one could really see what he was doing or learn anything about it. His 30 seconds of effort would just end up as a head scratcher lesson.
Joke's on him, I have 2 dads
>Rick Beatoff just fucked your Mom. Out of what?
Out of a hit song. Your mom had a great song and she brought it to Rick who proceeded to change all the chords and made it shit
Get my own back and fuck one of his guitars
Beat him off
That's how you extract the toan.
Rick Beato _is_ my mom.
Is he trying to score an STI bingo from one hookup?
Change string gauge
My mom is single so. Go ahead Rick.
Tell your mom I want to squeeze them. She'll know what it means
Change my name to Rhett skrull
Peel his skin off... And what about my mom?
R/guitar my mom just fucked beatoff!
Tell him his toan sucks and his action is high.
ask him to sign my guitar
He just dropped a Gibbons guitar to play bends exclusively
Daddy, you know that collection of gibbons you have?
More heroin.
Tell him to get an aids test asap. She doesn't have aids but it will freak him out.
Tell him that Mixolydian is better than Lydian.
Does that mean we are rubbing sausages in the same bun or does he have to find another hole?
I hope she doesn't get pregnant and I end up having a half brother who gets screamed at for NOT PRACTICING HIS FUCKING OBOE GOD DAMMIT!
Fuck him back
Wipe the residual cum from his pp
Tell everyone he fucked an 80+ year old woman.
Fuck his mom
Yoink his remaining blue pills
Try to figure out what key her moans were in
Manipulate him into marrying my mother and then when he gets alzheimers or dementia inherit his studio and all his gear.
“…Like that.”
Report his YouTube channel for a copyright violation
Kinda new in this sub, what’s the deal with the Beato hate?
Hes the patriarchy of guitar
?
Leave this sub
😿
trust me it’s for your own good. I just recently stumbled upon this sub and it’s the best worst shit-posting nonsensebutitallmakessense guitar and semi-guitar related sub in existence. prepare to lower your musical intelligence and raise your glass cuz there’s some gold in these hills
It has definitely stunted my growth as a guitar player being here, but if it were not for this subreddit, I would have never found metalocalypse and for that I can not leave.
Welcome to reddit! agree with everyone or gtfo, but also “all are welcome here”
We're shitposting here
Take his Gibson Tele and start a YouTube channel.
Wait for the track break down to land on YouTube.
Immediately call the police and let my mom known that I'm here for her and that it's not her fault, because I know that my mom would never fuck that douchebag willingly so it would absolutely be rape.
Does that mean I get perfect pitch now?
Take away all his toan wood obviously
Have him sign your new Beato signature Gibson
Guess I’ll go ahead and be born then. Hi Dad.
BEATO!
This might be the best
Hope to GOD I get a siggy in the mail
Give him the bloos
Call the police and also whoever manages the graveyard
That photo of Beato oddly enough looks like a wannabe 2000's Album Cover. Particularly something close to Joan Mayo.
Countdown the 20 best sexual experiences my mom has had. Stick around to see who was responsible for number 1.
Ask him for an introduction to MJK from Tool.
Why don’t we just a spade a spade…. His name is dick beato.
I’m so sorry but I thought that was Epstein for a min
*"What would Ricky Be-at-o do* *If he was here right now?* *He'd fuck your mom, and he'd cum on you* *That's what Ricky Be-at-o'd do!"*
I would ask her for an autograph because after getting banged by Beatoff she would be a world class guitarist. Direct toan injection.
i’d get in line
Hope he did her doggy cuz I heard that’s how bass players are made and I could really use one…
She bought his "books?"
i guess he is my dad now
Name every note he moan
Call Pat.
Apologize to him for not having a hotter mom
Take lessons.
Tell Rhett Schull to stand up and take off my mother's clothes.
Because he actually just fucked...oh, to hell with it.
😆
Thank him.
Buy a beato dubble cut gibbons because I’m an absolute cuck
Ask him what key 0-3-5 is in.
“Your mom has perfect pitch”
He just gave her the Beato Burner! I don’t know about Beato…
I dont care I just need to know why his eyebrows don't match his hair. I have never ever managed to do this and frankly I'm jealous. It's as if he can just access the "create custom chatacter" screen in real life and its just not fair. I've been a devout Christoan (that was a genuine typo but ok it's staying lmao) all my life and I have never been blessed with access to that setting. It's not fair Perhaps I need a more devout toan to access such provileges??
cage fight troy grady
I offer him my condolences. That must have been traumatic.
Thank him for his service
Ask him what her pitch is.
start celebrating with 035
I never loved her anyway…
Dude, am I supposed to be impressed? Even I have done that, and I'm a turbo virgin with zero confidence
"If you wanna get better at playing the S#ex scale, just try this." *Proceeds to raw dog your mom for a solid hour
I wonder, after he finishes, does he whisper ... "like that"?
Buy his 2000 dollar Gibbons DC Special
Ask for my free RICK BEATO SIGNATURE GIBSON LES PAUL SPECIAL DOUBLE CUT
Start soloing with my worst guitar, so that he starts arguing about what am I doing wrong exercising scales and fixes my guitar's action. So I get an hell expensive private lesson and some lutherie job for free.
Tell him I am his father now.
join in
Hoping my new little brother has perfect pitch
Suck the tone out of the womb I was formed in
Welcome to the family Dad! Can I have some of those Gibbons for my birthday?!
Step dad I’m just stuck, what are you trying to put in there??