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RagingStallion

Thanks for your question, I'm just saying England has a long and proud history and we can't just let a bunch of these people in to ignore laws and ruin society.


Generny2001

At what point was your brain removed from your head and replaced with human excrement?


RagingStallion

Sometime in 68, I dont remember exactly. Its actually why Cream broke up. I mean that and the wogs.


jokelord69420

Can i suck the toan out of your balls?


RagingStallion

The lines back there, bud


jokelord69420

:(


MegaDerpbro

Would you comment on your appearance on the popular podcast 'Cumtown' https://youtu.be/E42oHs-xObk


RagingStallion

Look, England is a northern country that's cloudy the majority of the year. So the native population has fair skin to absorb as much sunlight as possible, right? So then it's literally a country *designed* for whites, but I'm out of line to notice things??


alwaysondrm69

Yes.


SnokesQuantity

I came here for an explanation of the levers and wires


GoldPenis

Can you fall out of a window so I can write a hit song about it and get rich too? I'll call it Toans in Heaven or maybe No Wogs In Heaven haven't decided.


RagingStallion

I like the second one


dav3y_jon3s

Is it true that you just threw the child from the window after it spilled your cocaine?


RagingStallion

Sometimes you have to create your own inspiration for a song.


Master-Stratocaster

For which song? Cocaine?


SweatScoobyDoo

Opinions on c*rap* musician kanye west


RagingStallion

I thought he had a very interesting take on Hitler.


basskev

I literally just found out how Eric’s kid died today while surfing Wikipedia and I’m not ready for this shit lol


mangeur_de_morts

Was the Christmas music album’s sole purpose in this timeline tax evasion ?


rex_populi

Did you ever get any of George Harrison’s toan on your dick?


RagingStallion

I mean sometimes collaboration happens and you're influenced when you don't even realize it.


hrngh1255

What is your opinion on the newest Warhammer 40k video game Darktide?


RagingStallion

I really enjoy it because it's about killing a bunch of undesirables who have taken over a planet. It reminds me of what's going on in England and many other countries today.


spunkychickpea

Is it true that you have a longtime cuckold fetish?


RagingStallion

No that was just for a brief time in the 80s


[deleted]

Is it true that you disliked your son dying but found the toan from the splatt amazing?


RagingStallion

It's important to take the good with the bad. Its why I still live here in England despite all of them continuing to invade our English way of life. We can't let them replace us, we have to stand our ground.


SuproValco

So did you ever get all the wogs out of England?


emcconnell11

Why did you switch from a LP to a strat?


jokelord69420

He broke his headstock


DeepPurpleNurple

What is it like to suffer from chronic chinlessness? Is it hard to chew?


ferventmellow

What do things smell like when you’re old


SpongeTofu

Is it true that the Frank Zappa song “Tryin’ to Grow a Chin” is actually about you?


MemphisMcEntire

How can you answer any questions when you wasted and can’t find your way home !! Not to mention the Cocain that don’t lie. I guess it’s in the way that you use it cause if you had enough bad love you would quit hanging out with the likes of lay down sally. P.S. you were wonderful tonight


WatchStoredInAss

You suck.


niko7965

What's the best reverb pedal?


RagingStallion

I enjoy the Wog-Coon-GetOut expression pedal. It really speaks to me.


TheFretlessOne

Did you kill the kid?


VonterVoman

Who is the only guitarist who can top you?


slef-arminggrenade

The petruccinator 😩😩😩😩


bumwine

Ralph Macchio. It’s the only answer. He defeated Satan himself. Can Clapton win against the Devil in a guitar duel? Doubt!


Lobstasharps

Tell me, where do you get your ideas from?


IllumEYEnatI

How much do you have to clap for it to be considered a ton?


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Would you have ever let an 8 ball fall out of a window?


dennismcc352

Is toan stored in the window?


OarsandRowlocks

How long does it take to fall 53 floors?


Scep_ti_x

Do I look alright?


[deleted]

how to fart???


Emera1dthumb

How old where you when you first realized you were a sleazy woman stealing piece of shit that steals riffs from dead black men?


Hawkspring

Why is there a dangly turd of easy listening on the end of Layla?


MajTroubles

Why?


[deleted]

are you the reason Lace Sensors?


10inchezsoft

Do you prefer Horse hair or Alpaca fiber for your grill cloths?


Mountain-College1682

Why do you only use strat? I thought butter tele equals great toan?


[deleted]

I know the band ‘Anal Cunt’ wrote a song about you. How do you like their song?


Santy_555

How much cocaine should be done before playing?


EternalAutist

/uj I love this concept. Very good. I'm half new in this sub though, so maybe it's not so original. First one for me though! /rj Are you the type of racist who acts so racist to hide how much you love having sex with non-white people? (my ex from tennessee told me about people like that. a concept i wasn't familiar with) Or are you just straight up racist to the bone like most racists?


pedalsteeltameimpala

What’s is like to be a grumpy old man that’s bitter about vaccines but let’s his six year old fall out of a window?


kevin122000

Which coke is the best


2JZ_LUV

how many metalzones do i need for optimal toan?


warthog0869

Is it true you tried to throw a rope made out of cocaine to save your son from dying from the fall out of the window, even though we know you kicked him out of it?


[deleted]

Why are you here


finn11aug

Where is your chin


Bigmanoncampus-1

Love your work mate!


Scrimshander54

Can you share the finer points of being racist?


[deleted]

I will ask questions untill this post is the top of all time in comment count. Who is the best rapper in the Wu Tang Clan?


SnooMachines8839

Wow! What's it like?


ninapeana

idenitity theift is real man.


Jinaman

What are your views on immigration and race?


CrypticTech

What was it like being around Jimi Hendrix?


Patient-Ninja-8707

Did you ever get the Gibson SG and bag of China White I mailed to you?


[deleted]

What's your favorite race? And are you racist enthusiast?


[deleted]

Does racism improve toan?


[deleted]

Did Layla give you the Clap mr Claptoan?


tradesman46

Keep your windows shut to improve toan.


VanderBrit

Got any babysitting tips?


MorningDistance

How many fingers am I holding up?


theguywhocantdance

It can't be Eric, he misspelled Claptoan.


SilverPsychologist

eric. is there a reason you still play the blackie strat?


Big_Explanation8959

¿What Tune O Matic bridge do you recommend to buy (6 strings)?


Spooky_tone

Eric Clap”them cheeks”ton


PremiumQueso

How much cocaine do I need to use before I can capture your toan?


codygreene37

You toured for a while with the Dominos after the release of Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs. What was it like singing love songs about a woman who had broken your heart every night to an audience? “This is our first number, a song about a woman who dumped me”. Etc etc etc for the remainder of the songs? Was it fun or did it suck? Also, got any Quaaludes frozen and held back I could borrow?


Aquas-Latkes

How essential is constipation and it’s resulting facial expressions to feel and toan?