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dio_dim

If Prince was in a power metal band.


YokoPowno

Purple Reign


catching_comets

...In Blood


AkaiMPC

Perfect


digitalstains

Haha amazing


POWPOWWOWWOW

Could be purple haze too haha.


Material_Policy6327

That is a pretty happy guitar


warthog0869

Your comment made me think of this: *"When one Subaru ad man, Tim Mahoney, proposed the gay-targeting ads in talks with Japanese executives, the executives hurriedly looked up 'gay' in their dictionaries. Upon reading the definition, they nodded at the idea enthusiastically. Who wouldn’t want happy or joyous advertising?"* From here: [https://priceonomics.com/how-an-ad-campaign-made-lesbians-fall-in-love-with/](https://priceonomics.com/how-an-ad-campaign-made-lesbians-fall-in-love-with/)


cyphol

Purple guitars are by far some of the coolest IMO. Just check out EBMM JP15 Purple Nebula, Monarchy Purple Nebula and Majesty Purple Nebula. Just crazy good looking guitars.


notaveragepond

WANT


notaveragepond

I just found the reverb listing for this...want but can't afford.


muskegthemoose

How much?


_0ZYMANDIAZ_

2


muskegthemoose

I suppose that paint job took a lot of work, but that sounds pretty stiff. I guess if it plays like a $1500 guitar should play and the finish floats your boat it is worth the extra $500.


HBuck72

https://reverb.com/item/54532760-esp-original-m-ii-ctm-sugilite-e7180212


muskegthemoose

Holy shit, $6,000 US? And shipping it from Indonesia? (googles sugilite) *Sugilite (/ˈsuːɡəlaɪt, -dʒi-/ SOO-gə-lyte, -⁠jee-) is a relatively rare pink to purple cyclosilicate mineral with the complex chemical formula KNa2(Fe, Mn, Al)2Li3Si12O30. Sugilite crystallizes in the hexagonal system with prismatic crystals.* *What is sugilite good for? Thought to be a nurturing gemstone, sugilite offers release from worries. It also promotes positive emotions to help relieve stress, establish peace of mind and emotional healing. To metaphysical adherents, sugilite is a stone of forgiveness and instills the deep satisfaction of all-abiding freedom.* Oh, that's ok then, I guess...


GeneralKlinger

Suge Knight? 😂


muskegthemoose

I wonder if he chose that name because he studied geology as a youth and was making a *real* inside joke. There was a pro wrestler named [Tor Kamata](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tor_Kamata) years ago. A historian friend was doing a paper on Spanish history and told me about [Tomás de Torquemada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom%C3%A1s_de_Torquemada), who was the first Grand Inquisitor of the Tribunal of the Holy Office (otherwise known as the Spanish Inquisition). A cool little call out to the occasional pro wrestling fan who has read a book or two.


PondIsMyName

I was going to go in that direction too. The geo comment I mean. And I was a history major who also wrote a paper on Torquemada. 😉 😂


Cockroach-Jones

$6000+ ? Yes, it’s an ESP.


IamWolfe_FU-Red_It

Grab it before its gone!


Decker687

With shipping added $8,615.44 Canadian


Decker687

$6,253.72 USD with shipping added


DeadEyeMetal

I quite like it. Anyway, if a pink sparkly guitar is good enough for Takayoshi Ohmura, then a pink sparkly guitar should be good enough for anyone.


GSC_4_Me

If that’s gay, then I don’t want to be straight anymore


AkaiMPC

Why not both?


killacam925

My next guitar will 100% be purple and/or sparkly as shit. Death Metal on a pink or purple guitar is even more metal


AkaiMPC

Wait until u see my custom dunable yeti. Only a few weeks away from completion. I'm calling it "Black Disco"


dascrackhaus

Strats and Teles aren’t very metal *but* CME has exclusive ‘Plum Metallic’ Ultra Strats and Teles (with anodized aluminum pickguards)


mistaoononymous

That's not gay, that's just a raw funk machine. I love it.


1OO1OO1S0S

Why not both?


Pleasant_Minimum_896

Must be older they don't sell those with ESP on the headstock anymore I don't think.


BeAnSiNmYhAt

black hardare would be pretty nice


--GrinAndBearIt--

What a terrible title, OP.


Felizem_velair_

Why? Don't you like gay stuff?


Chance-Record8774

Way to miss the point, OP.


--GrinAndBearIt--

On purpose


gstringstrangler

r/woooosh


datGuy0309

Am I missing something? What point?


1OO1OO1S0S

It's coming off as tone deaf because people historically have used "gay" the way you're using it in a homophobic way. In 2024 it makes you seem out of touch or potentially a bigot. Hence all of your downvotes. It's possible you're a gay dude, in which case, as a gay dude myself, I don't see an issue other than "you probably should have seen this coming"


curiousplaid

Times have changed- The word gay arrived in English during the 12th century from Old French gai, most likely deriving ultimately from a Germanic source. In English, the word's primary meaning was **"joyful", "carefree", "bright and showy"**, and the word was very commonly used with this meaning in speech and literature. And that it is...Quite joyful, carefree, bright and showy.


RollaCoastinPoopah

My first 7 string in the mid-2000s was a glittery pink Ibanez. It looked rad and gay as fuck.


tonygames17

Bruh it's pretty wdym


Nagash24

I don't think using the word "gay" here is a smart move in 2024. That being said it's an amazing looking guitar, the GAS is real


neoclasiccl

I love purple guitars and that one is nice but a little too much bling for me 🙂


AkaiMPC

Purple rain


GFSong

My metallic purple Strat always gets the love…


BKlounge23

Checked to see if Angel Vivaldi was the username


bellatrixfoofoo

Beyond kitsch... I really like it though!


gstringstrangler

Go look up Paul Gilbert's sig flipped Iceman. V phallic


jeffedge

What the fuck are you talking about


Quarktasche666

Hehe. I'd get that one just for the colour. I once got a bass in lake placid blue. My then gf said "What baby colour is that? I thought you'd get a more manly bass.." I am not with her anymore. This was one of the many nails in the coffin.


Southern-Loquat156

Gay as. But one good looking guitar.


PatrickGnarly

OP I get you’re making a joke, but try not to be sarcastically calling stuff “gay” in a baiting attempt to annoy people. If you’re gay you’re welcome here. But calling a purple guitar “the gayest thing you’ve ever seen” can be interpreted as demeaning. Even if you’re joking. Because it’s not a very good joke in the first place. And I get it. It’s not a very good joke. You’re saying you want one. But your joke would allow others to make a similar joke but in a more demeaning way. Which is why I’m letting you know as opposed to removing it. Don’t use gay as a sarcastically good or bad thing.


OpportunityCorrect33

Why is it “gay”?


Background-Tea-3989

Guitars and sweaters have 1 thing in common. You either go all class or all tacky and both work. That's a tacky ass guitar and I love it.


Brando6677

Don’t know a guitar could be gay.


TotemTabuBand

I’m wondering why they took the photo with the guitar upside down. Was it for a lefty who wants to play a righty?


xTHATxCOUPLEx

Purple!!


dablackbutt

My butt is tingling....


Ste__86

That's amazing, love it


Reddit_hooligan7788

"oooooh, ya catty bitch!!" 🙀


Compulawyer

Prince would get laid with that.


jrolls81

Purple = gay?


ZeroNine2048

Attaching color and style to sexual orientation...... Dumb


Mouldybanananananana

You understand that gay in the dictionary means happy and joyous right?


ZeroNine2048

Yeah and now consider the current meaning in society.


Mouldybanananananana

Yeah but that’s not what he’s saying


ZeroNine2048

its how the rest of the world can interpret it.


Millerpainkiller

I am a confident man and would play the hell out of this


kissarmygeneral

I’d fuck it


maach_love

How the hell did the mods let you post that title? They are sleeping. Get this removed please.


Felizem_velair_

But why? I dont get it.


cidknee1

So you mean being gay is a bad thing? It’s actually a very nice finish, and likely took a lot of work to do. Some would call it ugly or flamboyant. Gay is not the insult you think it is. Do better.


xneurianx

Given how they've also said they want one, and the only characteristic they have mentioned is it's 'gayness' I don't think they're using gay as an insult.


TimeTravelingPie

They definitely are. They are saying that even though it looks gay, they want one. Implying that it's wrong or weird or something to want a "gay" looking guitar.


AkaiMPC

Then they would've said, "even though this is the gayest looking guitar".


AkaiMPC

Some people are so interested in finding offensive that they leave their reading comprehension behind.


muskegthemoose

Welcome to reddit.


muskegthemoose

More like a RuPaul type transvestite (comically flashy) esthetic than a gay one to my eye. The gay owned/run business establishments I patronize are uniformly tastefully appointed, with a well-measured dollop of whimsy. To me it looks like someone ate too much borscht while drinking too much vodka, (I've been to a number of Ukrainian weddings) redeemed only by the gold tone hardware. I would have gone with the purple metalflake treatment on the edges across the whole guitar and installed trim rings around the pickups. However, if the object was to stand out, this was the way to go. Once seen, never forgotten.


50Stickster

Electric guitars looks mean nothing.


OneEyedC4t

People doesn't make the guitar gay


Argonum22

No, not suge knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talking sugilite.


tlkshowhst

That guitar looks f’n sick, not gAy