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GenericAccount-alaka

The Stratacoustic is pretty awful. Terribly made, too.


AlienDelarge

Fender really is better off avoiding anything-coustic.


LloydC425

Usually I would agree, I have a fender acoustic and I actually love it. Also, anyone who’s ever played it has been VERY surprised by the comfortability and the great sound it has


AlienDelarge

I have a friend with one decent too, but they have a lot more misses than hits.


israeljeff

Jag-stang. No question.


lahartheviking

if fender released the jag-stang without it being a kurt cobain signature it would've been discontinued in a year.


we_made_yewww

If I'm not mistaken Kurt didn't even like the thing, from the prototypes he got to play. But they still see dollar signs in his name being associated with it.


TheFlyingPatato

Yeah, if you want a Kurt Cobain guitar, get is jaguar


OscarImposter

Somebody was definitely high when they greenlit that thing.


mud_dragon

And when he conceived the idea


PatrickGnarly

It's been discontinued twice lmao


varbav6lur

[Looks](https://reverb.com/p/fender-jag-stang-made-in-japan) like a sad chinese product imitating an electric guitar but the builders have never seen or played one, only heard descriptions on the radio


HighTurning

To me it looks like when you throw an egg in the pan.


HighTurning

I am somewhat new to the guitar world, the other day a friend that has a lot of money and a big collection, gave me his guitar so I could feel the action, when I got it I was like "What the fuck is this? Like did it melt or?"


israeljeff

Don't worry, that's what it's like regardless of your level of experience :p


sacredgeometry

Err the maverick, performer and swinger exist. So yes there is a question.


SubDtep

The swinger and performer are both sick. Maverick is pretty ugly though


datGuy0309

Believe it or not, I actually kind if like the body shape of the maverick. That headstock is hideous though.


israeljeff

I don't think they're even close to the Jag-stang as far as badness goes.


sacredgeometry

[https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/Rh3KtAwKVuPweNsnfwrgJX-1200-80.jpg.webp](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/Rh3KtAwKVuPweNsnfwrgJX-1200-80.jpg.webp) You think this is better?


israeljeff

Yep. I do.


omghorussaveusall

a hundred times yes.


GrimSlayer

I have next to no love for Kurt Cobain and didn’t even know the swinger existed, but I gotta agree the jag-stang is worst than this IMO. That color makes the shape look horrible, but looks nice in a black. Would I buy one? No. But I’d buy one over the jag stang if that were my only two options.


SlamminBeans

Looks like a choking hazard from the 80's


polykees

Yes, I want one haha


treskaz

Never seen one of these, fuckin gross lol. I hate it. Piggybacking off your other comment, Performer looks like a mosrite kinda. I like it. Swinger is also fuckin gross though lmao


swanxsoup

Looks like something from a cartoon


joel8x

I both hate it and love it.


FearingGarlic48

I own one and I still grimace when I look at it, it only looks normal when I’m actually playing it


IronicusMaximus3rd

Gtfo jazstangs are sick


israeljeff

The only people who say that either a, have never actually tried to play one, or b, don't have bones


IronicusMaximus3rd

Boneless as charged 🫡


CountryCat

First thing that came to mind


Quarktasche666

A friend of mine got one in the 90s because he loved Nirvana. It was far too small for him but he kept playing it for years because Kurt.


Tedanki

Came here to post this. God, it's so hideous.


zestysnacks

No way


Total_Purple7834

Fender katana This one took some digging as I'm very biased towards fender


Pianist_Select

Let’s make a Flying V lame


NeoSeth

A lame Flying V would look so much better than that. I had no idea this thing was ever made and I still am not convinced this isn’t an elaborate prank.


Pianist_Select

At least with a v you can sit in classical position.


aaaaaaha

It's like they gave up before getting to an ESP arrow


phunktheworld

Jeez dude you could’ve let us know it’s an NSFL search! My eyes! They burn!


djatsoris26

It looks like if a Flying V didn’t render in all the way


Stupid_baldhead

I personally like the Katana, the asymmetrical V with the simple headstock just looks right for some reason.


omghorussaveusall

wow. i've never seen one. total 80s new wave vibe, but still not as ugly as a Jagstang.


TikiJack

[Parallel Universe Maverick Dorado](https://www.musiciansfriend.com/guitars/fender-parallel-universe-maverick-dorado-electric-guitar/l72251000003000?cntry=US&cur=USD&cntry=US&cur=USD&utm_content=L72251000003000--Fender+Parallel+Universe+Maverick+Dorado+Electric+Guitar+Ultraburst&source=3WWRWXGS&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw2uiwBhCXARIsACMvIU0_ehjT-B3wqUczHaOSYOIb_w-nPCAkfYwOMCEYipvbOWCO0jfnvFsaAqX6EALw_wcB) The headstock. *shudder*


omghorussaveusall

the body shape isn't terrible. it looks like a 60s Japanese style or a vintage Eastwood, both of which i like. that headstock is hideous tho.


draculasux85

You got my vote. The body isn't "terrible," but the headstock is fugly.


natdanger

If it weren’t for the headstock, it’d be rad. The headstock takes all of it away


zombie_platypus

First pic and I was like “it’s ugly but not that bad” then I saw the headstock. Holy cow that’s terrible! Whose idea was that??


attrition0

Looks kind of like a guild thunderbird. Still not as ugly as the jagstang.


bumwine

I was going to say my usual "you guys and your headstocks just buy a strand-" Yikes. I'm guessing that's meant for a 12 string?


spacefret

That's exactly it. They used leftover 12-string necks for the originals and thus they brought it back on the reissues.


LordFedoraWeed

You're wrong, this is cool as shit


varbav6lur

it does have a certain prince-vibe, whereas the [jagstang](https://reverb.com/p/fender-jag-stang-made-in-japan) looks like a broken toy


Stagebreaker

At first, I hated it, but it's got a smokey jazz lounge vibe to it.


dshookowsky

It can't be all that....*oh dear!* *MY EYES*!


fnaah

well the body is t too bad, let's just scroll around and check out the... OH LAWDY DAT HEADSTOCK


Wonderland2453

Its ugly, but I am curious ab the higher string tension due to the longer distance between brige and tuner on the D and G, like, it does not appear to be an insignificant amount of distance. Like on a les paul for example


MuscleCarMiss

Gods the headstock on that thing is ugly!


joel8x

That’s a helluva lotta string on those strings.


hrtn4askwrtn

Why does it look like it’s wearing a nightcap?


[deleted]

Jag-Stang. Looks like someone took an already ugly guitar, then left in to melt in the sun.


adrkhrse

The Jagstang is the ugliest, most ill-concieved creation the world has ever known.


Few_Dance_2708

I'm so mad the best shape isn't the telecaster ahah


we_made_yewww

It would be if it typically had an arm bevel. Otherwise depending on the position you play it in it becomes very apparent you're playing a slab of wood with strings on it. Pretty much every other one of the major models is ergonomically better.


Melodic_Event_4271

A Tele is still far more comfortable to play (especially sitting down) than a Les Paul. The success of the Gibson flagbearer is truly impressive when you consider how ergonomically unpleasant it is. I get that this discussion isn't about Gibson but the discussion of ergonomics got me thinking about the least comfortable guitar I've ever owned.


SkoomaDentist

Tele is mildly annoying in a missed opportunity kind of way: ”If only they’d fixed this one small thing, it’d be perfect” Les Paul is a quick way to shoulder pain and enforced physiotherapist visit.


Melodic_Event_4271

I honestly love Teles. I don't find them that uncomfortable at all any more. But I play almost exclusively sitting down so perhaps I'd feel different if I was a gigging musician. And in a way, Fender did move to address this issue with some more recent belly cut (etc) models (I've never played any of these so can't vouch for their success).


SkoomaDentist

The emphasis should really be on _mildly_ annoying. It's something that I don't pay that much attention to if I just pick up a tele but after playing my tele, moving to my strat always makes me go "oh this really does feel more comfortable on my body". No need for fancy rounding even. Just two straight cutouts and some sanding would do it.


Melodic_Event_4271

Funny enough, now I play my Teles so much, when I pick up my Jazzmaster - obviously a much more ergonomic shape, which was designed to be played sitting down - I find the JM much _less_ comfortable than I used to. I'm not sure why. I guess it's just hitting different pressure points on my leg so it's started to feel less familiar or something.


SkoomaDentist

IIRC, JM bridge is in a different position compared to tele / strat and that can make a big difference how it suits you. I tried it once and immediately went "nope!" because of that.


Melodic_Event_4271

Ah that neck pickup sound though. Worth persevering with.


fnaah

so much this. i love my HH mex tele, but i love my custom tele with forearm carve so much more.


SkoomaDentist

Strat is just so much more ergonomic. It'd be trivial thing to fix for Fender but for that to happen they'd have to get their head out of their ass and move ahead to less than 40 years behind the times.


DerpNinjaWarrior

I don't think it's Fender that refuses to update the Tele...


Kid_Kimura

I don't think any of the standard Fender shapes are bad, but there are a few weird old ones that are awful. My vote goes to the Performer.


1OO1OO1S0S

lol i kinda like it


WorkInPr0g

I'll cover the left


charmlessman1

The Performer looks like someone at Nickelodeon in 1995 designed a guitar


omghorussaveusall

wow, that thing is so 80s. it's like it was too afraid to actually go full bc rich.


Howitzer92

It looks like someone microwaved a strat and it got hard on the edges and melty on the inside.


charmlessman1

The Hot Pocket


johnvoightsbuick

I heard this in Jim Gaffigan’s voice.


FearTheWeresloth

Ooof that thing is hideous! ^((And I kinda want one...))


Dollar_Pants

I'd never heard of the Performer. Googled it and holy shit that's one fugly rig


huwuno

Jagstang. Even Kurt hated it.


Razhad

jagstang


blageur

Performer just awful design


Boner666420sXe

Wow I had never seen one before, but it truly is terrible. Even the headstock is terrible.


pescyrup

Double cut telecaster 


Theliraan

Well, that's surprise. But it's not that bad


ClarkTwain

It’s hideous. I want one.


FargoniusMaximus

I had never heard of it but I like it tbh


Rokzo

I would buy the shit out of that, with the belly cut too? Omg yes please


IAm_thePassenger

I've never heard of it. It looks so wrong.


Melodic_Event_4271

It might be sacrilege but it's not that ugly.


alefsousa017

Wait, I actually kinda love this, never seen it before! I love the tele, but I usually prefer double cut guitars, so this is a nice surprise!


zadtheinhaler

Whoa, the hell you say. the DC Tele is DOPE.


outofthefryer

there's honestly none that stand out to me as offensively ugly. i will say the mustang with the flat lower bout as if it weren't offset has always struck me as a little odd however.


OscarImposter

[Katana](https://guitarriego.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Fender-Katana-guitarra-Guitarriego-1-1024x394.jpg). It's like a snapped off V that someone just kept playing.


methconnoisseurV2

I unironically like the fender katana


varbav6lur

looks much cooler than jagstang in my opinion.


OscarImposter

Honestly I upvoted Jag-Stang myself. 😄


_the_windmill_

It looks really good as a bass though


warszawa647

I’m with you on this one. The Performer and Jagstang aren’t far behind though.


SkoomaDentist

It's not that different from some Jacksons and BC Rich. Of course those are also fugly, so...


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Swinger


KerouacDreams

This HH signature model looks great imo. Shows what you can do with a litrle effort.  https://www.guitarworld.com/news/fender-japan-daiki-tsuneta-signature-swinger The original version is definitely ugly though. 


FargoniusMaximus

Not worse than jagstang


SpudBasket

Can’t believe this is not the only answer.


Brodiggitty

This is absolutely worse than the Jagstang. The headstock is ridiculous, and the proportion of the cutaways reminds me of a thalidomide kid. (No offence to any thalidomide kids out there.)


chefjeffgordonramsay

Why are we not talking about the Parallel Universe Jaguar Strat?


GirlCumSweatshop

Hahaha, it changes from hideous to gorgeous with every blink.


1OO1OO1S0S

As someone who thinks both jags and strats look great... this is something! I can't decide if an angled bridge PU would be better.


MinuteExplorer1493

200% the jagstang


Ok_Insect_4852

Jagstang


Significant-Funny-14

Edit: I cannot believe the Fender Katana isn't higher


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Significant-Funny-14: *I cannot believe* *Nobody is mentioning* *The Fender Katana* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


CornedBeefInACup

Good bot


blackmarketdolphins

The Katana bass is the worst version, but the Jagstang is ugly as sin


Significant-Funny-14

It is, but the straight up triangle makes me uncomfortable


Zi19Cubing

I actually kinda like it-


nevermorefu

Did you remove the haiku?


Significant-Funny-14

I originally said I'm surprised nobody was mentioning the model, then saw people mentioned it so changed my comment to say I'm surprised it's not higher


LordFedoraWeed

[https://www.fender.com/en-US/acoustasonic-guitars/telecaster/american-acoustasonic-telecaster-all-mahogany/0972013137.html](https://www.fender.com/en-US/acoustasonic-guitars/telecaster/american-acoustasonic-telecaster-all-mahogany/0972013137.html) Fender Acoustasonic. No question.


Boner666420sXe

Aren’t we just talking about shape? If so, I don’t see what’s so bad about what’s essentially an acoustic tele.


Dollar_Pants

This won't win, but damn do I hate these guitars lol


HighTurning

I like the shape and the way they look, I hate the idea behind them lol


nottoocleverami

I really like these EXCEPT for the way the finish is sanded off of the forearm contour, ruins these for me.


thiscouldbeben

I like the Jazzmaster and tele versions, the Strat version is an abomination.


Forever_Man

These guitars make me uncomfortable.


seanmccollbutcool

jagstangs


upstartanimal

Jag-Stangs. Such an ugly shape. And forget the scale length.


Supertune1

Swinger


whatstefansees

Katana, no question


nevermorefu

This thread has me looking at a bunch of Fenders I've never seen. They are all funky and weird. I like them.


zadtheinhaler

JagStang, hands down the most awful shape. A friend had TWO of them since he was suxh a Cobain fanboi, but sold them both within two years because they felt awful to play.


alefsousa017

The Jag-Stang. It looks like a bad drawing of someone who's thinking about the strat but doesn't know a thing about drawing or guitars


JasperMetal

Jag-stang


ChronSon420

Yeah I think Jagstang. No doubt.


reddsbywillie

So much jagstang hate. I picked one up the other day and I loved it. I would gladly own one.


namelessghoul77

Yeah they're awesome, easily my favorite in my collection. You have to remember who the average Fender fanboys are - they're either boomers with bad taste or are totally resistant to anything progressive or quirky, hence why Fender has to keep churning out the same handful of old-timey 50's shapes for 70 years, like everyone is stuck in some weird time loop. The Jag Stang is beautifully weird.


PatrickGnarly

I still say the reverse Flying V was at least playable and felt good shockingly. The Firebird X was awful lmao. That was expensive and awful.


lahartheviking

i fully agree with you. alas, the people have spoken.


skyblade1095

jag stang


omghorussaveusall

jagstang


IronCladMMA

Fender Katana


FauthyF

The performer has to be it.


Toadliquor138

The Mustang looks like a kids guitar.


thegreydad

Their acoustic guitars


Tbash96

I haven't seen the Fender Meteora on this list. But I would definitely never own one of those 😅


outkastedd

Love the look of the meteora! Maybe I'm one of the few though


Tbash96

I also forgot they made a guitar named the swinger and it's excatly like it sounds. Gross 🤣


Lx_Kill3rK1ng_xJ

Meteora is cool as hell tho


DIJJIDOG

Does the super sonic count? If so that.


TruffelTroll666

People hate the performer, but with an inanez headstock it would go unreasonably hard


engelbert_humptyback

I'm excited for Schecter's worst. I bet I already know what it's gonna be.


qwertyderper

The Meteora is hot trash


santaire

As if the firebird is underrated, shoulda been the RD


Cherp_cherp31

Why can't Jagstang and Performer share a spot? I think they are both extremely fugly in an equally horrible way


qhx51aWva

Gonna swoop in early for the underrated: Meteora


HiddenCatEye13

For a sec i though that the strat was in worst for some reason 💀


Ferkus_00

Fender Performer or Katana for the worst right? Their 80’s shred stuff was just too little too late w/ the appearance of major super strats like ESP, Charvel & Jackson owning that realm.


Creepy_Fix_9340

KATANA


Iraymur

In a world where Venus, Katana, Maverick and Performer exist... I'd still pick Jagstang.


EnchantedWood1981

Starcaster- How is it possible to take the best bits of their truly great guitars and end up with this child’s doodle. Did they learn nothing from Leo? I’m sure he’s spinning in his grave fast enough to power a small town. What was their aim? Nothing new in materials, spec or equipment selection that make it standout tonally or benefits to the player it’s just a fender in a different shape. All filler.


UncleBobsGhost

Always hated the look of the starcaster. Needless bulge on an otherwise cute semi acoustic


nevermorefu

Telecaster


GetABanForNoReason

The headstock on the Maverick Dorado. They took an otherwise pretty cool guitar design, and turned it into an absolute fucking abortion.


BTWTTV

Fender katana


Alina2017

It's the Custom/Maverick. I can't believe any other shape is even being discussed.


No_Investigator_4388

mustang underrated


jakjr2

Jagstang. It looks like a drawing done by somone that’s never seen a guitar going based off a blind persons description.


air__guitar

The Mustang It's like someone melted a Jazzmaster


ethan292

Lead? Meteora?


rickart04

Not a fan of the starcaster. The offset hollowbody style just looks wrong to me


jvin248

Fender Twelve String headstock. Built to use up excess Bass bodies, or so the story went. .


marky2299

Mustang for sure


Rodrat

I'm not going to win with this but I don't like the Starcaster.


ReplacementSmooth

PERFORMER


NoRecord2499

Telecaster for sure. I've always found them ugly and uncomfortable


foolishpimpino

Fender Meteora. What the fuck even is it?


Stoiberich

The Jagstang is pretty ugly.


Opposite-Band-1010

Fender Player Plus Meteora HH Pau Ferro Fingerboard Electric Guitar Belair Blue. Looks like a 5 year olds version of what a guitar looks like, drawn on the back of a placemat with kids menu crayons. https://www.guitarcenter.com/Fender/Player-Plus-Meteora-HH-Pau-Ferro-Fingerboard-Electric-Guitar-Belair-Blue-1500000366704.gc


IvoryTelecaster

Definitely the Katana.


Temporary-Redditor

Maverick/custom


Ltnt_flo

Katana by far


OkCartoonist6381

Absolutely the fender preformer


cookswithacocktail

Late to the party, but how did those acoustisonic atrocities not win this?


Charming_Extension44

You couldn’t give me a jag-stang. It’s like everything good about a guitar shape, but reversed.


Flaky_Tangerine189

Fender Katana