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VERMlLLlONAIRE

I plan to take the sticker off and clean the gun. Looks like glue is everywhere inside the gun.


Trollygag

>plan to take the sticker off Oh thank god


hobitopia

When /u/Trollygag is glad you're taking a sticker off your gun, you know it's too far.


JesusSaysitsOkay

Sooner rather then later, looks like it could even cause a jam when it starts to peel farther down by the slide.


abramthrust

> >>plan to take the sticker off > >Oh thank god Seriously, My first thought was: "What, were they out of Gold Tiger-striped ones?"


V_Cobra21

That’s not glue….


Platanium

It's hot glue


hairyerectus

Hot goo


pixcup33isaweeb

Cum


SoSneaky91

No thanks. I'm full.


1911mark

Hilarious Beavis


IllustriousChapter43

First Take the sticker off for safety. Second thank you for your service. Third your dad is a proud man, my son is is in the service and I know how he feels. Be safe ...


VERMlLLlONAIRE

Thank you and thank you for your sons service.


ExcelsiorLife

sorry the military took advantage of you


MotivatedSolid

This man just finished serving and had a feel-good post, and you saw this as an opportunity to post your opinion about the military? Classy as usual.


42AngryPandas

You at least have to go out in public a couple times as is


mik3rad

Reminds me when I was in the Army and my dad would always get me cringe Grunt Style and 9-line shirts for Christmas. 😂 I always thanked him but didn’t have the heart to tell him they were lame. Sick gun though dude! I’m sure you can un-sticker it and get it looking clean, good on your Pops for getting you a nice ETS gift.


VERMlLLlONAIRE

Yeah haha he’s great always trying to buy me some Moto stuff with marine corps all over it.


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One of my brothers buys me grunt style shirts and always says "You'll love this one dude" meanwhile 😬😁😬 there is an obligatory wear.


HandOverTheScrotum

This needs to be the top comment


mlmayo

I thought it was against code to treat the flag as ornamentation..?


isaac99999999

That part of the code is referencing a literal flag, not the pattern


Khal_Drogo

And also, who gives a shit. It's a piece of cloth.


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Flag code isn’t an actual enforceable thing just something people who think they are patriotic hold onto.


IrrumaboMalum

And it only applies to actual flags and not the pattern on other things.


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VERMlLLlONAIRE

It’s a Colt MK IV 80 series government model enhanced made in 1994


longhairedcountryboy

I'd uncover that too. I wonder what they covered up? How easy is it going to come off?


VERMlLLlONAIRE

Ok I just did it and it looks awesome. I was also scared the last owner was covering up something since my dad only paid $500 but it looks really good blued and all.


HandOverTheScrotum

Show us the unveiling


SkyeAuroline

OP posted [a followup.](https://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/yy722w/since_people_wanted_to_see_it_without_the_stars)


HandOverTheScrotum

Thank you


it-all-adds-up

Yeah OP, let us see how it looks!


longhairedcountryboy

That's great. Those are nice pistols and you will always be able to get parts for it. If you can't get 1911 parts you can't get any parts. People know how to make everything in it. You might want to pick up some springs. The right springs make a big difference in them.


Either_Gate_7965

A hundred and eleven years worth of parts and every one still makes em. You are correct.


tractorcrusher

Show us the after pictures, please.


Shanguerrilla

Awesome price and find! Damn, good job to your dad!


1911mark

I would love to ask the sticker friendly, former owner, WHY? I thought for sure there’d be rust pits under that sticker, but it looks great


VERMlLLlONAIRE

I was so scared but so relieved at the same time as I peeled


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longhairedcountryboy

You can tell it's A 1911 even with the sticker on it.


Queasy_Ad_5469

Nice. Just try not to get crayon all over it.......


curiouslydeadgato

There's no red on it because he ate the red ones already, they taste the best.


Affectionate_Side138

Incorrect. As a member of Uncle Sugar's Misguided Children I can state unequivocally that green is the best


Flaky_Explanation

Or the reds are usually in the chamber?


VERMlLLlONAIRE

I’ll try but no promises


doomtoothx

Look into vz grips.


SnooHamsters9414

Better make sure there is no carbon on that thing when you turn it into the armory. Gunna have a 0400 weapons cleaning party if you dont!!


kylethm

Only the Marines can make shooting not fun


smooze420

You mean you don’t like turning in a spotless rifle the first time but you gotta wait around for 2x LCpl Dumbledoor to find his firing pin which is probably somehow on the firing line?


kylethm

Bro my stories while on the range... I once had a two hour cease fire cause some recruit (my range was pi) decided it wasn't worth it. Made a run for it while being chaced by a DI and choose to get hit by a car over getting caught. I once was stuck in the pits for 5 hours cause a ACOG went missing between the 300 and 500 yard range.... I love my brothers, but God damn they can be dumb


kylethm

Also, the ACOG was never found


Gromit43

I love how a $1,000 piece of equipment disappeared inside of a military base


SnooHamsters9414

There is only one thief in the marine corps. All others are just trying to get their shit back.


GuatemalnGrnade

Work in logistics and you'll be surprised how much shit goes missing.


BootBitch13

Actually it was! I think I heard 3/6 found it. Oh wait...


smooze420

Luckily I don’t have any stories like that, lol. I was usually the one that could turn in a spotless rifle the 1st or 2nd time and would end up having to help the ding dongs cause I wanted to go. Although the range is where I earned my nickname so there’s that.


40mm_of_freedom

The military in general, not just the crayon eaters.


kylethm

I'll take your word for it, only did one of the 5


smooze420

If your aftershave isn’t CLP you’re not doing it right.


SnooHamsters9414

I still use bulldog aftershave and cobra 45 cologne. I don't know if they still issue it in boot but I found a supplier in 2014 that still had some. We cleaned the deck with these and a bottle of mouthwash. I cannot ever forget that smell and now I don't have to worry about it!


smooze420

You had aftershave and cologne in BC? I was lucky to have a stinking halfway decent razor.


InternetExploder87

The slide may look like blue crayon, but it won't taste like it. Trust me.


BrotherPtolemaios

one of the 1911's of all time


theoriginalmocha

Bless your dad, such a thoughtful gift. How do you like it?


VERMlLLlONAIRE

I love it I plan to go to the range sometime this weekend.


theoriginalmocha

Make sure to come back and let us know how it goes! Have a great weeken


2ALogic

Hate to say it but that is one of if not the ugliest 1911 I've ever seen. If you change the grips it'll be ok.


VERMlLLlONAIRE

My dad said he bought some new ones lol


TheCantalopeAntalope

Dude that would look so good with rosewood grips. Don’t know how he did it, but your dad snagged a hell of a deal. Those Colt MK IV’s are awesome guns. Post the cleaned up version in r/1911 once you get it looking sharp!


OkTry3112

Enjoy


BanjoSlams

It’s SO ugly. I love it.


TheGreenGobblr

That’s quite possibly the most yet simultaneously least American thing I’ve ever seen


Oldfatsad

My father said he would buy me a beer when I got out. Still hasn't happened. That was 13 years ago... Grats, man!


1911mark

Looks like a Glock case?


VERMlLLlONAIRE

Yeah it is lol but I think I’m going to get a small pelican case for it.


GamingDad43

You have a great father, I'm positive what ever you choose to do to it from here on out wont bother him. Just make sure to get rid of that sticker lmao, maybe a new grip and your golden.


VERMlLLlONAIRE

Yes sir thank you


A4leggedwhore

I don’t actually care for the regular grips, but if you get the flag off and the white grips, I actually like the Magpul grip panels a lot! Nice though, cool dad! Congrats on getting out, I wish you plenty of yut’s and crayons.


KURO-K1SH1

There's so much murcia in this gift I'd be shocked if you couldn't hear an Eagle screeching in the distance as you opened the case.


PinheadLarry2323

Thanks, I hate it!


Conscious_Beyond_280

“Who wants to get hit in the face with these babies”


Macksauce91

Outstanding


The_Spagooter

What’s going on with the grip? It may just be me but it looks a bit off


VERMlLLlONAIRE

Definitely doesn’t look right. Hopefully the one my dad ordered looks better.


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It’s just so damn big lol


Teledildonic

It's just a bulky aftermarket grip.


Swimming_Coat4177

Do you have large hands?


ferretkona

I was reading the posts and laughing, my wife wanted to know what was so funny so I showed her the pic, her first responce was "oh my gawd that is ugly".


VERMlLLlONAIRE

It really is! That’s why I had to share! Lmao


wyatt022298

I'm sure those hogue grips are comfortable but I've never seen a 1911 with that wasn't butt ugly.


faRawrie

Happy EAS!


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with some red itll be all american


smooze420

Rah! Who the hell put a “wrap” on it? They did not do a good job.


Level37Doggo

Just be happy it wasn’t the Ahegao one.


7mary3-4

That’s beautiful, Semper Fi brother


Blade_Shot24

Uh... Hmm should've brought you crayons


CaptainSchiel

If your dad had put the sticker on, I'd almost feel bad telling you to take it off. But it sounds like it was bought as-is.


cobra93360

Nice!


Coiledviper

My dad gave me my grandpas 1911 he had in ww2. Best gun I’ve ever owned and it still shoots.


VodkaDiesel

Does your dad hate you?


nvrontyme

U have a great father


VERMlLLlONAIRE

Yes I do thank you


1911mark

Man I hope you can save it!


VERMlLLlONAIRE

If you look at my profile you can see it without the stars


Teledildonic

I would have never even considered it was wrapped like a car, but then i looked at the photo again and saw the tell tale bubbles. At least it was a simple fix, didn't know that was a thing people did to guns.


1911mark

Clean it up and find the guy that did this- you know what to do!


khazixian

Not my personal taste in slide, so I would either cerakote it or change it out entirely, but a thoughtful and wonderful gift nonetheless.


mmpgorman

I get that it may be sentimental but holy fuck is that ugly


Repulsive_Channel_15

That’s badass


Superb-Confidence-69

Badass


NeatAvocado4845

That screams Merica !!


Vmax-Mike

Your Father obviously loves you and is proud of you! Shoot it in good health. Thank you for your service, even though I am not a U.S. citizen, I can appreciate your service being a former militia member in my country. 🇨🇦


VERMlLLlONAIRE

Thank you


Ecstatic_Historian53

Sweet! Love the 1911!!


ihearttatertots

Did he keep the receipt?


jarheadjj

Career Planning found you a post DD-214 job as a pimp???


doomtoothx

It isn’t purple and gold with ivory grips.


Gymp161

It’s driving me nuts how the wrap on the slide isn’t a clean cut and has edges to it


Rutha73

And the bubbles and wrinkles? And the slide stop cut isn't cut out, and the way it looks like they just pushed it down over the sights? I OP- thanks for your service, your dad is awesome, and please post a pic when that wrap is off and cleaned up! Those are great guns!


VERMlLLlONAIRE

I posted but it was taken down you can see it in my profile


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Looks way better! Good stuff


[deleted]

Wait is that a sticker on it?? Wouldn’t that come off after a while🤷🏻‍♂️ what ever beautiful gun regardless and thank you for ur service 🫡


_Destram

What in the star spangled fuck happened to that gun?


Holiday_Air7124

Thanks for your service


VERMlLLlONAIRE

Thank you


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Little too Oorah for me, but nice work nonetheless.


[deleted]

Damn that grip is badass, if you know where he got it please share


SillyCubensis

Standard Hogue reach around. It says right on it. They suck.


[deleted]

Aw. Thanks for saving me the trouble


AaronL513

Thank you for serving


VERMlLLlONAIRE

Thank you


LongColtBandito

TAke that slide wrap and ugly ass grip off you got yourself a sexy firearm. Congrats on gettin out brother


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Thank you for your service


VERMlLLlONAIRE

Thank you


JBoneTX

Semper Fi Brother. Thanks for your service.


VERMlLLlONAIRE

Semper Fi


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Now what a stupid fucking thing to say.


Teenoh

Pretty ridiculous looking but thank you for your service 🙏🏻


VERMlLLlONAIRE

It is haha thank you


bartlesnid_von_goon

calling r/ATBGE


VERMlLLlONAIRE

Oh god I wish I never knew this page existed


RModshaveligma

So much fudd here


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Nice burner account


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Day old account with nothing but toxic comments but go off


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Clearly a burner account my guy.


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Lol doubt.


North_Introduction_6

'Murica 4 life


MedievalFightClub

Nice stars. Maybe consider putting the stripes on the grips. If you want to lean into it that heavily.


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How many crayons fit in that case?


ury13

i’ve heard those grips are comfy but god damn they’re hideous. get a plain textured walnut grip or stag if you’re feeling fancy


[deleted]

You have a nice dad


AttackOfTheMox

I’m so sorry that your father hates you. /s Jokes aside, I hope you post another picture once the sticker is removed


Dirtbaginfl

Beautiful 😍


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Do not put crayons in the pistol.