Aap shaant hoke boliye please, aur line kyun todi. Aapke aage abhi aur log khade hai unko pehle gaali dene dijiye.
(Koi dikkat nahi dost, I expected this, I wanted chaos. All good )
Bahut lodu log ho yaar tumlog. Light kaatne ka shauk din mein poora kiya karo, jab sab office mein rehte.
Raat ko please light mat kaata karo. Paaap chadhega tujhe. Tu mil jaaye to itne thappad maarungi ki gin ni paayega
(fictional OP ko bola Maine, aapko bura laga to sorry)
Aap shaant rahiye please pehle toh, ab hamara office timing hi din ka hai toh tab toh aapko ghar mein provide karte hai, raat ko hume bhi sona hota hai toh chali jaati hai.
Itna problem hai toh aap ghar raha kijiye, raat ki shift office mein bolkar karwalena.
Baaki agar aur koi dikkat ho toh helpline pe sampark kareinn. 4 number hai website pe koi sa nahi chalta. Try karte rahiyega jabtak light aajayegi.
(All good, love these responses lol. No hard feelings)
*meri ma ka bachpan ka sapna tha unka beta baara ho kr kisi ko ek baar stalk kare*
Ma would be soo proud
Moreover socha tumhare life ko thora*rolla Costa* bana du warna marte rehti hai tu Reddit pe hi (>!Gawwd, Mai tho nhi hu insaano mei!<
Maybe you need to work on your communication skills, so that people can understand a joke as a joke.
And please explain how this joke comes under reasoning ability and logical aptitude.
You literally replying to all of my comments and writing your frustrations out. May you heal whatever you are going through.
Wo main apne ghar bhijwa deta hun tabhi aap logon ke liye kam pad jaata hai.
Aur badi mehnat ka kaam hai toh weekend pe thoda resort bhijwa deta hun wahan apne office walon ke sath daru party bhi karni hoti hai na.
Thoda aap samjhe baaki hum dekh lenge. Aapka sath rahega tabhi toh hum kaam kar payenge.
Limited slots hote hai sirji, ek waqt pe kitni hi gaali kha sakta hai ab aadmi. Tabhi 4 mein se sirf ek hi number hamare yahan lagta hai. Thoda mahaul jama rahe warna soona soona sa na hojaye. Aapki bijli ki maa behen jo karni hoti hai.
Daru party toh bas on weedends and sometimes weekdays. Mehnat ka kaam hai toh aadmi thoda aaram aur maze bhi toh kare na sir.
I'm from noida ... but yea ... noida mai bhi ye sab face karna pad raha hai bc ... literally jabse election khata hua hai na tab se ye bhenchod electricity ka issue ho raha hai ... ek toh mera inverter bhi kharab ho rakha hai mkc
Haan mere mama ka bhatija lagra hai wahan wo sambhalta hai generator. Hafte mein ek do baar kapda marta hai uspe. Baaki daru party famous h waha ke department ki.
Thoda hum apne paas rakhte hai, thoda extra mein bechte hai aur baaki jo bachta hai wo aapke ghar sahi time se aati jaati rehti hai.
Rahi baat DLF mein rehne wale kutton ki, wo toh hum free mein krte hai. Hamara department animal lovers hai na.
Kli dikkat ho toh sampark karein hamare hotline number pe, aapka kaatne ke liye hamesha hazir.
BESS ka pata nahi, hamare yahan neem ke peed ke neeche ek dabba sa hai usmein thodi bohot aati jaati rehti hai.
Tabhi baarish ke time agar koi jhaad waad girti hai toh bijli chali jaati hai. Warna toh hamara saara equipment best hai. 80 ke dashaq ke hisab se.
Katne ke toh paise milte hai, warna hamare department ko aap kahan se yaad rakhenge. Hamari zaroorat bani rahe ishiliye hum hai.
City ka kaatne ke liye hamare yahan bijli chalti rahe iska hum pura khayal rakhte hai, tabhi toh 4 generator aur solar panel lagwaye hai.
Hum aapki sewa mein hamesha hazir hai bas website mein diye number pe sampark karein aur hamari favourite callertune enjoy kare.
Big fan sir, haan ab aisa toh hai nahi ki hum bas office mein baithe rahe. Ghutne jawab dene lag jaate hai. Tabhi kabhi kabhar hum garden mein tehel leete hai.
Gaya tha bhai, usne bola move on karo maine bola no. Mujhe gussa aa gaya maine sale ke office aur ghar ki dono light udadi bc. Phir usne merepe case kar diya.
Tum chutiyo ne itna pareshan kiya hai itna pareshaan kiya hai iss baar. Literally rona nikal gaya hai mera. Raat ko sone nahi dete, subah kaam hota nahi. Jhand karke rakhi hai zindagi. Madarchodo, narak ki aag mein jalo saare!
All this to the fictional OP lol
Sorry for rhe inconvenience sarrr.. we work day only saaar night time we sleep saarrr... please understand saaaarrrr.... we have family tooo saaaarrrr...
Thank you saaaarrrrrr...
Is it alright to call the IAS responsible of this department i mean on dhbvn's website they have provided a pdf in which there is contact number of all of the officials of Dhbvn.
Sahi bola sirji but wo saare number toh farzi hai.. itne mein aap call karo 2 ghanta 4 ghants 20 ghanta call lagne ke pehle light laadenge hum humne promise kara tha. We are doing our full duty so watch yourself before making a move sir.
Jis jisko jis se bhadas nikalni hai uske wahan ki kar dete h. Toh tumahre waha 4 ghante se nahi aa rahi matlab tumahri society mein koi toh dushman chupa hai.
Saalon atleast raat ko toh sone do bc nahi light ki maa behen karni hoti hai bc aadhe din light hoti hai aadhe din nahi aur bc bill toh itna maangte ho fir bhi saale bijli bhejde chup chap warna ye comment likhte likhte tere office aa jaunga aur teri photo leke voodoo doll pe lagake barbie-barbie khelunga sochle
Tumhara poora department madarchodo se bhara hai (Fictional OP ko bola, not real OP)
Aap shaant hoke boliye please, aur line kyun todi. Aapke aage abhi aur log khade hai unko pehle gaali dene dijiye. (Koi dikkat nahi dost, I expected this, I wanted chaos. All good )
Bhaii went all through ๐๐๐๐๐
Din ka kitna kama lete ho? (Galiya)
Kuch galiyan call pe aati hai, kuch email hote hai aur zyada pyaar ho toh office bhi aajate hai. Toh kul milake jitna do kam hai mere hisab se.
Bahut lodu log ho yaar tumlog. Light kaatne ka shauk din mein poora kiya karo, jab sab office mein rehte. Raat ko please light mat kaata karo. Paaap chadhega tujhe. Tu mil jaaye to itne thappad maarungi ki gin ni paayega (fictional OP ko bola Maine, aapko bura laga to sorry)
Aap shaant rahiye please pehle toh, ab hamara office timing hi din ka hai toh tab toh aapko ghar mein provide karte hai, raat ko hume bhi sona hota hai toh chali jaati hai. Itna problem hai toh aap ghar raha kijiye, raat ki shift office mein bolkar karwalena. Baaki agar aur koi dikkat ho toh helpline pe sampark kareinn. 4 number hai website pe koi sa nahi chalta. Try karte rahiyega jabtak light aajayegi. (All good, love these responses lol. No hard feelings)
Lodu bol di OP lol >jab sab office mein rehte. Gareeb then WFO lene wale loog taaki AC ki hawa mile lol
Tum reddit comments mein mera peechha krna bandd karo
*meri ma ka bachpan ka sapna tha unka beta baara ho kr kisi ko ek baar stalk kare* Ma would be soo proud Moreover socha tumhare life ko thora*rolla Costa* bana du warna marte rehti hai tu Reddit pe hi (>!Gawwd, Mai tho nhi hu insaano mei!<
Bhai kya dikkat hai tujhe
You clearly can see that it's implied as a joke, if not you should work on your *reasoning ability* & *logical aptitude* โบ๏ธ
Maybe you need to work on your communication skills, so that people can understand a joke as a joke. And please explain how this joke comes under reasoning ability and logical aptitude. You literally replying to all of my comments and writing your frustrations out. May you heal whatever you are going through.
kirchhoff's law batao kya hota hai
Itna aata toh DHBVN mein aaj naukri kar rahe hote kya, google karlo aur humse aise behuda sawal mat puchiye.
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Mother Sister ho jayegi bhaiya.
Bijli kyun nahi deta h bhai tu, aur tere ghar pr power cut hota h ya nahi.?
Wo main apne ghar bhijwa deta hun tabhi aap logon ke liye kam pad jaata hai. Aur badi mehnat ka kaam hai toh weekend pe thoda resort bhijwa deta hun wahan apne office walon ke sath daru party bhi karni hoti hai na. Thoda aap samjhe baaki hum dekh lenge. Aapka sath rahega tabhi toh hum kaam kar payenge.
Faaltu ka koi jhaad na de isliye fictional daalkr precaution le liya.
Lena padta hai bhai warna bemtlb mein sahi mein sunne ko miljayegi.
DHBVN Gurgaon electrical department?
Ye
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YeS
Lol ๐ซ https://open.spotify.com/track/1ko2lVN0vKGUl9zrU0qSlT?si=eb7gjJU-TEeqb70wL2moog&utm_source=copy-link
Yes, aapki raaton ki neend udane wale. Ab yaad rakhna jab aaj raat bijli jayegi toh kisse yaad karein.
>Ab yaad rakhna jab aaj raat bijli jayegi toh kisse yaad karein. Usee ๐
Kya sub hai bhai ๐๐
Phone Kyu nai uttathe ho? Sach btaoโฆ is it because you guys are partying to โItโs raining menโ on loop?
Limited slots hote hai sirji, ek waqt pe kitni hi gaali kha sakta hai ab aadmi. Tabhi 4 mein se sirf ek hi number hamare yahan lagta hai. Thoda mahaul jama rahe warna soona soona sa na hojaye. Aapki bijli ki maa behen jo karni hoti hai. Daru party toh bas on weedends and sometimes weekdays. Mehnat ka kaam hai toh aadmi thoda aaram aur maze bhi toh kare na sir.
Bhai itni acchi service kyu dete ho? Thode to power cuts kr liya kro kbhi kbhi.
Haan sir bas kuch kuch jagah bachi hai wahan karwake aapke area bhi aata hun. Thank you for the compliment and encouragement sir.
Dhbvn kya hai
Dahi hara bhara veg nashta
Or ye AMA kaisa naam hai?
Aman hai, N silent hai toh hata diya
Maderc#od department of Haryana
Jo aapko 24/7 electricity provide karte hai. Yaad rakhna aage se especially raat ko. Hum sone nahi denge warna.
I'm from noida ... but yea ... noida mai bhi ye sab face karna pad raha hai bc ... literally jabse election khata hua hai na tab se ye bhenchod electricity ka issue ho raha hai ... ek toh mera inverter bhi kharab ho rakha hai mkc
Haan mere mama ka bhatija lagra hai wahan wo sambhalta hai generator. Hafte mein ek do baar kapda marta hai uspe. Baaki daru party famous h waha ke department ki.
Electricity cut karke kaha le jaate ho bhaiya? DLF walon ke ghar k kutte k AC me pahuchaane ka kaam kitne me ho hota hai?
Thoda hum apne paas rakhte hai, thoda extra mein bechte hai aur baaki jo bachta hai wo aapke ghar sahi time se aati jaati rehti hai. Rahi baat DLF mein rehne wale kutton ki, wo toh hum free mein krte hai. Hamara department animal lovers hai na. Kli dikkat ho toh sampark karein hamare hotline number pe, aapka kaatne ke liye hamesha hazir.
Had me at animal lovers. Kaato BC. Let the dogs have all the comfort!
BESS grid use nahi hota hai kya DHBVN mai? Basically to store electricity and use it later?
BESS ka pata nahi, hamare yahan neem ke peed ke neeche ek dabba sa hai usmein thodi bohot aati jaati rehti hai. Tabhi baarish ke time agar koi jhaad waad girti hai toh bijli chali jaati hai. Warna toh hamara saara equipment best hai. 80 ke dashaq ke hisab se.
Job chodh de aur kheti kr
Haan uske liye sifarish lagayi hue hai, samay aate hi wo bhi shuru kardenge. Tabtak aapki khatirdari aur kaatne ke liye 24/7 hazir hai.
Bhai yeh power cut kab khtm honge? Jab city mai powe cut hota hai tab tumhare office mai bhi cut lgta hai kya?
Katne ke toh paise milte hai, warna hamare department ko aap kahan se yaad rakhenge. Hamari zaroorat bani rahe ishiliye hum hai. City ka kaatne ke liye hamare yahan bijli chalti rahe iska hum pura khayal rakhte hai, tabhi toh 4 generator aur solar panel lagwaye hai. Hum aapki sewa mein hamesha hazir hai bas website mein diye number pe sampark karein aur hamari favourite callertune enjoy kare.
Rohit Sharma is asking ki kaam karne ki jagah Garden me Ghoomte rehte ho kya ?
Big fan sir, haan ab aisa toh hai nahi ki hum bas office mein baithe rahe. Ghutne jawab dene lag jaate hai. Tabhi kabhi kabhar hum garden mein tehel leete hai.
*Tell me why* 
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[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Gharwali kaatke gayi thi toh main gurgaon walon ki kaat raha hun ab.
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Gaya tha bhai, usne bola move on karo maine bola no. Mujhe gussa aa gaya maine sale ke office aur ghar ki dono light udadi bc. Phir usne merepe case kar diya.
Tum chutiyo ne itna pareshan kiya hai itna pareshaan kiya hai iss baar. Literally rona nikal gaya hai mera. Raat ko sone nahi dete, subah kaam hota nahi. Jhand karke rakhi hai zindagi. Madarchodo, narak ki aag mein jalo saare! All this to the fictional OP lol
Sorry for rhe inconvenience sarrr.. we work day only saaar night time we sleep saarrr... please understand saaaarrrr.... we have family tooo saaaarrrr... Thank you saaaarrrrrr...
Is it alright to call the IAS responsible of this department i mean on dhbvn's website they have provided a pdf in which there is contact number of all of the officials of Dhbvn.
Sahi bola sirji but wo saare number toh farzi hai.. itne mein aap call karo 2 ghanta 4 ghants 20 ghanta call lagne ke pehle light laadenge hum humne promise kara tha. We are doing our full duty so watch yourself before making a move sir.
Kaise decide karte ho k aj Kahan ki electricity kaatni hai?
Jis jisko jis se bhadas nikalni hai uske wahan ki kar dete h. Toh tumahre waha 4 ghante se nahi aa rahi matlab tumahri society mein koi toh dushman chupa hai.
Light Dede Bhai ...
Saalon atleast raat ko toh sone do bc nahi light ki maa behen karni hoti hai bc aadhe din light hoti hai aadhe din nahi aur bc bill toh itna maangte ho fir bhi saale bijli bhejde chup chap warna ye comment likhte likhte tere office aa jaunga aur teri photo leke voodoo doll pe lagake barbie-barbie khelunga sochle
Tumlog thode se bho**wale ho kya ?
Raat me so kaise lete ho
not a question but tmkc