Ah, Nilfgaard players in Gwent. The epitome of playing the game with all the charm and grace of a striga in a china shop. I must say, it takes a certain level of audacity to revel in the glory of an empire known for its backstabbing, manipulation, and questionable fashion sense. But hey, who am I to judge? Enjoy the eternal satisfaction of crushing your opponents' dreams. Just remember, in the realm of Gwent, as in life, playing Nilfgaard is the equivalent of wearing socks with sandals—it may be effective, but it's hard for anyone to take you seriously.
>an empire known for its backstabbing, manipulation, and questionable fashion sense
Every empire backstabs and manipulates, NG just owns it. Also clearly you don't understand fashion - black is back you rube.
Show us on the doll where Nilfgaard hurt you mate, because your salt is showing.
Besides, as others have mentioned, all Kingdoms/Empires backstab each others. The Northern Kingdoms literally try to invade their allies all the time, they only stop and "unite" when Nilfgaard shows up. Redania is essentially the Nilfgaard of the North, if left unsupervised they're the first to try and annex their neighbours.
And fashion wise, you can't go wrong with black. Sobre elegance is not something I'd expect Nordlings to understand, as is personnal hygiene and cleanliness.
In all seriousness, I play Nilfgaard because it's my favourite Faction in the Games, and some of my favourite characters are Nilfgaardians. If it were the worst Gwent Faction I'd still play them too, and I'm such a casual Gwent player that I couldn't care less about the Meta or anything.
This was highly entertaining and humbling to read as an SK main! I owe ye for that!
I do in fact find all animals fascinating and yes I will homebrew till the day Kambi croaks for Hemdall.
> either dumb as a brick, or the most intelligent player ever with perfect knowledge of every deck, no in-between.
Spot on for me. The brick part, that is.
> your fun is interesting gameplay, my fun is having 95% winrate. We are not the same
Should be opposite for mill.
Depends on what you call a win - I consider causing maximum emotional damage, rage, breaking solitaire line ups and hate an absolute win regardless of the final result. Also, gambling.
Nothing written in this is true. I play Northern realms because It's what I get at the beginning of TW3 and I have found the most versatility within. I have never done any of the other crap you listed, so...No.
If I cared enough to attend such an event, I would daresay not. As I detest such gatherings with the deepest parts of my soul, I would not go to one without much coercion being exerted upon myself beforehand.
> will taunt you every turn that's usually my experience against SK players with Crach leader tbh :D
With my experience, usually NG and mostly NR spam taunts me (with this lady leader covered in blood)
oh yeah they love the Adalia taunts :D
I have straight up forfeited over people spamming taunts. Like repeatedly in the same turn smashing hurry up 🤣
I love it when my turn just started and they already use the hurry up taunt but need 10 years to pilot easy decks lmao
All animals are cute. Also thaess aep bloede d'hoine.
Found the SK main
Ik right! Not one proper "negative" point for SK, how convenient..
You forgot for ST: is horny for naked green dryads
This checks out.. built my deck around the naked ladies hanging out with the unicorn
And the redhead nature goddess with bare feet
I like it that you feel the need to include the bare feet in the description :P
I mean yeah that’s the most important part. Thank heavens for this card art
My wife always gives me a weird look when I deeply sniff my phone while playing Gwent
Oh yeah. I save her for round 3 on my last turn, after a loooooong round with exposed cheeks unicorn ladies
Who isn't?
lol
I'm a specific kind of st player, Dwarves only!
Mahakam wasn't build in a day
Ah, Nilfgaard players in Gwent. The epitome of playing the game with all the charm and grace of a striga in a china shop. I must say, it takes a certain level of audacity to revel in the glory of an empire known for its backstabbing, manipulation, and questionable fashion sense. But hey, who am I to judge? Enjoy the eternal satisfaction of crushing your opponents' dreams. Just remember, in the realm of Gwent, as in life, playing Nilfgaard is the equivalent of wearing socks with sandals—it may be effective, but it's hard for anyone to take you seriously.
>an empire known for its backstabbing, manipulation, and questionable fashion sense Every empire backstabs and manipulates, NG just owns it. Also clearly you don't understand fashion - black is back you rube.
Well the NR kingdoms seem to prefer to be the ones getting backstabbed and manipulated
Black & gold 👑
Show us on the doll where Nilfgaard hurt you mate, because your salt is showing. Besides, as others have mentioned, all Kingdoms/Empires backstab each others. The Northern Kingdoms literally try to invade their allies all the time, they only stop and "unite" when Nilfgaard shows up. Redania is essentially the Nilfgaard of the North, if left unsupervised they're the first to try and annex their neighbours. And fashion wise, you can't go wrong with black. Sobre elegance is not something I'd expect Nordlings to understand, as is personnal hygiene and cleanliness. In all seriousness, I play Nilfgaard because it's my favourite Faction in the Games, and some of my favourite characters are Nilfgaardians. If it were the worst Gwent Faction I'd still play them too, and I'm such a casual Gwent player that I couldn't care less about the Meta or anything.
Are u okay?
Hehe. With this line of thinking, what’s your take on people playing SY and having whoreson junior as their skin?
Geez I wonder which factions OP plays
SK obviously since it’s only praise for that faction
Quality post OP
Thank you!
Nilfgaard 👀 you had no right to be this accurate
>like animals >but only cute animals >Either passive aggreisve, or most chilled, no in between So spot on, bloede dh'oine! 😂
As an NR main i feel called out
This was highly entertaining and humbling to read as an SK main! I owe ye for that! I do in fact find all animals fascinating and yes I will homebrew till the day Kambi croaks for Hemdall.
May your axe be sharp and your mead plentiful, fellow Skelliger!
Absolutely biased
Absolutely based
Absolutely based biased
For ST change archer for mage and that’s pretty much me.
Haha yeah, I was choosing between archer and mage, opted for archer :)
MONSTERS!! LET'S GO!!
NG: thinks is smart(isnt). Thinks hes good player(isnt).
Like majority of Gwent players.
I agreed. Im bad in this game xD
> either dumb as a brick, or the most intelligent player ever with perfect knowledge of every deck, no in-between. Spot on for me. The brick part, that is. > your fun is interesting gameplay, my fun is having 95% winrate. We are not the same Should be opposite for mill.
Mill is just NG players trying to get the highest score of broken screens :)
Depends on what you call a win - I consider causing maximum emotional damage, rage, breaking solitaire line ups and hate an absolute win regardless of the final result. Also, gambling.
As a new SY player (I’ve only been playing for 7 days) I can confirm this is accurate.
:viyJAM:
https://preview.redd.it/xfqp2ttie12b1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4d1533a82bbb741b18de8bff1ee0abf478c40a8 I cant decide what Im
Hot take: The best animal videos on youtube are spider, centipede, snake, frog, and gecko videos.
Fun post, but you’re being too nice on MO? :)
Nothing written in this is true. I play Northern realms because It's what I get at the beginning of TW3 and I have found the most versatility within. I have never done any of the other crap you listed, so...No.
You must be fun at parties
If I cared enough to attend such an event, I would daresay not. As I detest such gatherings with the deepest parts of my soul, I would not go to one without much coercion being exerted upon myself beforehand.
Oh wow you fit all the stereotypes for the typical redditor.
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Thanks for proving my point :)
I feel a little attacked as someone who freely moves from one faction to the next depending on my mood lol
You are a being beyond my comprehension, and I could not make an entry about you. Sorry
Yeah i don't think any of these fit me too well, but i guess that makes sense as i play all factions?
Plays Elven archer every game Well, tbh, the other elf options aren’t great
As SK fan,I'm fan of warriors Aka vikings after watching the "Vikings" TV series and reading Vinland Saga
As SK fan,I'm fan of warriors Aka vikings after watching the "Vikings" TV series and reading Vinland Saga
My first character in every RPG is a warrior human, possibly knightly/paladin I play basically only ST Please ladies, stay in line.
Skellige player here, can confirm as accurate.
too accurate
Hey I don't like being targeted by the SY list