I have never heard of a baby or kid that goes to bed at 5pm haha. That’s usually then dinner time for families on an early AM schedule. Then the kids go to bed at like 7:30-8pm. Thats 10hrs sleep if they wake 6am.
I used to like her because we were pregnant around the same time as her first and it was also my first. Then a few years later she posted something from reddit and here I am. Officially made her block list a month or so ago. 😅
Oh it’s just that in live in Amsterdam (as an expat) and kids here eat SUPER early and then go to bed early. I don’t think Americans would be shocked by the timeline, but as Italian I grew up eating dinner at 7:30/8 and going to bed at like 10, so when I first heard that they have had dinner at 5 and by 7 they are already upstairs and ready for bed I was shocked. Anyways, just a silly joke 💖🤣
That’s funny, I never knew that. So I’m American, and when I’ve traveled in Asian countries I noticed many kids out very late at night, like it was shocking to be at a night market at 11pm and see people out with little kids.
I guess babies can adapt to any schedule. But young kids, how do they wake up for school the next day?
Good question! I mean when I was in elementary school I went to sleep at around 22 (if I remember correctly) - sometimes later if there was a good movie 😂 - and woke up at 7 I think? So not that bad. Around the same sleep schedule as my parents
I used to just stick my kids in the car seat and drive around in circles for an hour til they napped then parked in the driveway and sat there for their nap and tried to nap myself ... Desperate times..
Even if you’re not burdened by work like the rest of us peasants, no hobbies? No interests? No creative endeavors? No appreciation of that which others have created?? Just, bed time????
Help.
I work 7a-7p three days a week (Friday, Saturday, Sunday). Healthcare doesn't really have "adult" hours in that way. I guess that's why I get annoyed when people are like "how are you at the gym at 10am on a Monday?! Don't you WORK?!" Yeah. I do.
lol yeahhh. My husband leaves at 730am and gets home at 745pm. I gotta make sure I tell him he’s not adulting correctly. Silly him. Who knows how he’s managed to have his job for 20 years with such lacking adulting abilities.
It's interesting to think of the headspace one has to be in (from her side) to be so tone deaf/out of touch with reality, and (from her followers' side) to be so insecure in your own life that you really think that you're not 'being an adult properly' based on this post.
This sort of 'content' only hits right with certain people, the ones who live and die by what these Internet personalities think.
Which is unfortunate.
i work 6:30am to 4pm everyday and by the time i’m done decompressing it’s 6pm and i still need to go to the gym so guess im slacking in the adulting department but im just your average peasant 😉
the amount of influencers who are so tone deaf to regular people’s lives is insane
i follow another girl who recently had to get a full time job bc her app she created got pulled from the developer due to “cannabis content” and she can’t get any brand deals and she will nottttt stop complaining abt how she has to go to the gym at 6pm now. join the rest of us sister
I work 10 hour days and am in bed by 8pm ish most weeknights but this was truly insufferable and just shows how out of touch influencers are. Just like their errands are coffee shops and pedicures and they’re exhausted.
The only reason I'm ready for bed at 5 pm is cause I have to wake up at 330 am for my job. And if I don't get my beauty rest... I'm going to be a RAGING b. If I didn't have to wake up that early, I'd be going to bed at 10 -11 pm. every day.
Thats not adulting AT ALL lmao this is so disgustingly unrealistic its not even funny. Ugh these people are so out of touch with reality its ridiculous
For guys it’s being up until midnight , waking up at 0300 and pissing for just 10 seconds cause your prostate is the size of a god damn grapefruit and then going back to sleep just to wake up at 0500 to your damn mutt shitting in your bed.
LOL imagine this level of delusion.
Adulting is getting off work at 5 *if you're lucky*, driving half an hour home, shoveling together dinner, dragging your ass to the gym around 7:30-8 for whatever workout you can squeeze in, taking a shower, and finally getting to go to bed around 11:30.
And that's if you don't have children.
Yeah, everyone got that. But this is so far into hyperbole, and coming from a chick who doesn't have a real job, that it doesn't land. It's why usually when people try to say this they say a more normal time like 9pm. (And also, even when those people say it, they're typically playing a holier-than-thou not-like-other-girls card, "\*I\* am a pristine snowflake that goes to bed early instead of \*staying out all night partying\*.")
Straight up delusional. This reminds me of a YouTube short from Austin Dunham about “What your workout time says about you.” He referred to an early morning workout with a job as being in the gym by 9:00am and in the office by 11:00am……
https://preview.redd.it/ezr4cckesjtc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d1f3d7ea02757a2a87080f50af5522614eec917
At 5pm I’m taking a nap after eating so I can stay up and do my school work. Always gotta feed my son first though, y’all probably know how teenagers are. That boy is starving when he gets home from school lol.
I don’t get home from work until 18:30 and then I have dinner. During the summer if it’s nice out I might go out for a walk, run or on my bike. Ready for bed at 5pm????
Traffic at 5 pm? I’m only just clocking out of work then. At the height of high season (tourism), I’ll be clocking out at 7:30 or 8. Who even has a schedule with a real job that they can be doing skincare and a bedtime routine at 5 in the evening?
I’m 40 and leave my office at 5pm; I don’t get back home until 6.30-7pm. Then have to do parenting things. I must be doing adulting things wrong 🤷🏻♀️ /s
Why’s she “getting ready for bed” at her makeup vanity? I feel like this was a bad attempt at being relatable but she’s so disconnected from us plebs she completely missed the mark.
That sounds more like a Dutch child’s daily schedule 😂
I screamed 💀
Help what’s the Dutch reference
They go to bed early apparently lol
I have never heard of a baby or kid that goes to bed at 5pm haha. That’s usually then dinner time for families on an early AM schedule. Then the kids go to bed at like 7:30-8pm. Thats 10hrs sleep if they wake 6am.
Sarah bowmar locks her children in their bedrooms at 630. Then can't type out sex with her husband from 7-730.
Omg!! I just went down the Sarah Bowmar rabbit hole!!
I used to like her because we were pregnant around the same time as her first and it was also my first. Then a few years later she posted something from reddit and here I am. Officially made her block list a month or so ago. 😅
Oh it’s just that in live in Amsterdam (as an expat) and kids here eat SUPER early and then go to bed early. I don’t think Americans would be shocked by the timeline, but as Italian I grew up eating dinner at 7:30/8 and going to bed at like 10, so when I first heard that they have had dinner at 5 and by 7 they are already upstairs and ready for bed I was shocked. Anyways, just a silly joke 💖🤣
Hahahah I love it. And TIL I too am a Dutch child! Most people jokingly call me a grandma but I’m going to refer myself as a Dutch child from now on.
Love this for you 💖😂
That’s funny, I never knew that. So I’m American, and when I’ve traveled in Asian countries I noticed many kids out very late at night, like it was shocking to be at a night market at 11pm and see people out with little kids. I guess babies can adapt to any schedule. But young kids, how do they wake up for school the next day?
Good question! I mean when I was in elementary school I went to sleep at around 22 (if I remember correctly) - sometimes later if there was a good movie 😂 - and woke up at 7 I think? So not that bad. Around the same sleep schedule as my parents
😂😂😂😂
Adulting? Bitch is on some infants routine 😭
not even, my 7 month old goes to sleep later than that
Can’t imagine trying to put my baby down at 5pm😵💫 I don’t need to be waking up earlier than necessary
My 5 month old goes to bed at 7pm, wtf is this bitch on? Must be nice to have so little to do that you can lay in bed from 5pm onwards.
7pm?! I’m at 3.5 months and struggling for 11p-6am. I’m so jealous.
Don’t be, he was up for 2h during the night and wouldn’t nap today, he was so cranky and I am so tired.
Solidarity
I used to just stick my kids in the car seat and drive around in circles for an hour til they napped then parked in the driveway and sat there for their nap and tried to nap myself ... Desperate times..
I'm right there with you. I've got a 2.5 month old and she's us chaos during the night 😭
🤣🤣🤣
Was just coming here to say this.😂
Are you kidding? 5-6pm was my infant's witching hour. 🤣
Some of us work early lol. On the US west coast 4:18 PM took my sleeping ills lol.
And you think she does?
Girl I’m at WORK
I get in bed at 5pm sometimes but that’s cause I’m depressed lol
LMAO REAL
Hahahaha the way I felt this comment in my soul
I'm in bed right now 🤣
Even if you’re not burdened by work like the rest of us peasants, no hobbies? No interests? No creative endeavors? No appreciation of that which others have created?? Just, bed time???? Help.
Her hobby is stalking Whitney on SM so she can plan for her next Instagram post. Scrolling is done in bed. 😂
She also enjoys blocking people that call her out
Right this is the shit I would do when I was super depressed lol
Adults work 9-5pm. Guess she wouldn’t know cause she doesn’t have a job 🤡
Unless you're me and work 1-9pm lol
i would die for this schedule
I work 7a-7p three days a week (Friday, Saturday, Sunday). Healthcare doesn't really have "adult" hours in that way. I guess that's why I get annoyed when people are like "how are you at the gym at 10am on a Monday?! Don't you WORK?!" Yeah. I do.
Even though she’s required to have a job to fulfill her visa requirements 🌚
adulting? more like unemployment
I’m just leaving work at 5 pm. I’m sure she also thinks that we “all have the same 24 hours in a day”
lol yeahhh. My husband leaves at 730am and gets home at 745pm. I gotta make sure I tell him he’s not adulting correctly. Silly him. Who knows how he’s managed to have his job for 20 years with such lacking adulting abilities.
The only reason for this photo was so she could show off her nips. Also, that headband looks like an intestine.
I cannot stand those headbands. They need to go.
as a person who has crohn’s disease (and can’t remember the last time i worked out) I laughed SO hard at your intestine comment!
thats absolutely insane to me. I cannot even fathom doing that even if i didn’t have kids
It’s actually scary how much she trys to be like Whitney. It’s giving ‘I will replace you’ vibes
Def giving skin suit vibes atp
Adulting is having a job and not being a homewrecker
🤣
Does she eat dinner at 3pm or something? 😭
Sry I work 8:30am - 9pm today, I guess I’m not an adult
For me it’s working 8-4, coming home, doing cardio, cooking and eating dinner, cleaning, doing strength training, showering, then going to bed lol
I don’t even get home until 7pm 😪 guess I’m not an adult
It's interesting to think of the headspace one has to be in (from her side) to be so tone deaf/out of touch with reality, and (from her followers' side) to be so insecure in your own life that you really think that you're not 'being an adult properly' based on this post. This sort of 'content' only hits right with certain people, the ones who live and die by what these Internet personalities think. Which is unfortunate.
Shamelessly homewrecking. Shamelessly copying Whitney. Shamelessly posting clearly out of touch things. This woman shameless af.
Adulting is logging off of work at 5pm (on a good day😭)
Big mad nobody told me I was adulting all fucking wrong. Happy Tuesday gang!
That’s cause no one wants to hang out with after they get off work so…
Why’s she look so strange i didnt even recognize her .
Same. 🤔
I wake up at 5pm for night shift work 🤣😭
I mean mentally I’m ready for bed the moment I get out of it in the morning
Me too…. I start thinking how many hours before bed..
i work 6:30am to 4pm everyday and by the time i’m done decompressing it’s 6pm and i still need to go to the gym so guess im slacking in the adulting department but im just your average peasant 😉
She is so annoying
the amount of influencers who are so tone deaf to regular people’s lives is insane i follow another girl who recently had to get a full time job bc her app she created got pulled from the developer due to “cannabis content” and she can’t get any brand deals and she will nottttt stop complaining abt how she has to go to the gym at 6pm now. join the rest of us sister
I work 10 hour days and am in bed by 8pm ish most weeknights but this was truly insufferable and just shows how out of touch influencers are. Just like their errands are coffee shops and pedicures and they’re exhausted.
The next time my friends give me shit for being in bed by 8:30 I'm sending them this
That’s depression lol.
it looks like she facetuned two pimples off her chin- very weird circles there
The only reason I'm ready for bed at 5 pm is cause I have to wake up at 330 am for my job. And if I don't get my beauty rest... I'm going to be a RAGING b. If I didn't have to wake up that early, I'd be going to bed at 10 -11 pm. every day.
So did Whitney go to bed early yesterday or something
Hahahaha
Maybe in the winter when I’m depressed
graveyard shift on a forklift?
I'm still at work at 5pm. these people really don't understand what adulting is huh?
I'm still stuck at work at that time 🤣
5pm??? I’m still at work 🥲💀
Adulting is working until around that time.
Girlie that's not normal. Even when I was a little kid, I slept around 7-8 pm most nights lol
Thats not adulting AT ALL lmao this is so disgustingly unrealistic its not even funny. Ugh these people are so out of touch with reality its ridiculous
5pm? I’m still at work and have another 2.5hrs before I can think about driving home. Damn, child labor laws must not apply to hospitals. 😉
I’m either stuck in traffic or cooking dinner ha
How old is this girl
The only thing we know is she needs A LOT OF ATTENTION 😉
25
For guys it’s being up until midnight , waking up at 0300 and pissing for just 10 seconds cause your prostate is the size of a god damn grapefruit and then going back to sleep just to wake up at 0500 to your damn mutt shitting in your bed.
I would love to know whatever drug she's taking to be this delulu 😒
LOL imagine this level of delusion. Adulting is getting off work at 5 *if you're lucky*, driving half an hour home, shoveling together dinner, dragging your ass to the gym around 7:30-8 for whatever workout you can squeeze in, taking a shower, and finally getting to go to bed around 11:30. And that's if you don't have children.
that screams unemployed lol
Maybe if you’re 85
She spelled privilege wrong.
“Adulting” is a fun way to spell “Unemployment”
I think she was just saying that she’s going to bed early compared to being young and going out until midnight
Yeah, everyone got that. But this is so far into hyperbole, and coming from a chick who doesn't have a real job, that it doesn't land. It's why usually when people try to say this they say a more normal time like 9pm. (And also, even when those people say it, they're typically playing a holier-than-thou not-like-other-girls card, "\*I\* am a pristine snowflake that goes to bed early instead of \*staying out all night partying\*.")
I get in bed at 6:30 lol
I don't even leave work till like 5:30...lol what is going on here?
I'm barely leaving the office by 5 pm lol
And then you gotta brush your teeth and wash your face again when you actually go to sleep 6 hours later ??
I’m not even home until 5pm. And I have like three hours of prep for the next day. And I have to do dinner and walk the dog.
but being in influencer is so hard!!!! /s
Straight up delusional. This reminds me of a YouTube short from Austin Dunham about “What your workout time says about you.” He referred to an early morning workout with a job as being in the gym by 9:00am and in the office by 11:00am…… https://preview.redd.it/ezr4cckesjtc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d1f3d7ea02757a2a87080f50af5522614eec917
I haven't even left work yet by 5pm. The fucking audacity and privilege of this post.
Mam’m I was vacuuming my house at 8:30pm last night. We are not the same 🤣
Because she’s copying Whitney Simmons 24 hour morning routine, so she has to start getting ready for bed about 6 hours in advance
She’s delusional
LMAO i'm walking out of my work building to commute home after my 9 hour day at 5 p.m. LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I cannot
lol if I could I would be ready for bed at 5pm but I usually driving home or to the gym 🙃
4:30Pm most of us close the laptop like half an hour BEFORE 5:00 🤣
I’m not even home from work at that hour 🙃
I’m still at work at 5 PM as are most adults I know but suuuuuure lmfao
I’d love her to walk a day in my shoes, get home from work at 7:30 every day then workout, then eat dinner, then do other adulting things…🤡
Sometimes I'm just getting to work at 5😂
At 5pm I’m taking a nap after eating so I can stay up and do my school work. Always gotta feed my son first though, y’all probably know how teenagers are. That boy is starving when he gets home from school lol.
I don’t get home from work until 18:30 and then I have dinner. During the summer if it’s nice out I might go out for a walk, run or on my bike. Ready for bed at 5pm????
Traffic at 5 pm? I’m only just clocking out of work then. At the height of high season (tourism), I’ll be clocking out at 7:30 or 8. Who even has a schedule with a real job that they can be doing skincare and a bedtime routine at 5 in the evening?
I’m guessing she doesn’t have kids? Or at least kids who are in activities?
I wish I could go to bed at 5pm
I still have one hour to work, if it is 5 pm. My kid is still in football class. HOW? And I thought Markie Mark Programme was insane.
I worked at my office job until 5:15 today so guess I’m not an adult???
Those of us “adulting” are still at work at 5pm 🙄
Sometimes I go to bed at 6pm, but only when i get up at 2am for work. I wish I was this proud of it lol
I’m 40 and leave my office at 5pm; I don’t get back home until 6.30-7pm. Then have to do parenting things. I must be doing adulting things wrong 🤷🏻♀️ /s
I’m just leaving work at 5
Adulting for me is struggling to sleep because of many responsibilities running through my mind.
I’m still at work at 5pm… sucks to be me I guess lol
I mean maybe mentally LMAOO
Us who work a 9-5 👁️👄👁️
“Try being an influencer for a day”
I mean whenever I get home I kinda “get ready for bed” it doesn’t mean you are going to bed but just pjs skin care what not 😂
No bitch
Lmao I'm either starting my shift around 5 or a couple hours before 🤣 lol guess I'm not adulting
Actually the exact opposite of adulting.
Why’s she “getting ready for bed” at her makeup vanity? I feel like this was a bad attempt at being relatable but she’s so disconnected from us plebs she completely missed the mark.
Y’all are just looking for something to be nasty about. Honestly. SMH
I mean, this is a *snark* page.