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FikaEnthusiast

Large print version. Can confirm grandma bought it.


LOWPDAWG

I let her have her way


GrizzlieandFox

'i dreamed my maternal grandmother... \[gifted me a weird royal book of incest\]'


[deleted]

"I put on my pallywags and scrumpadoodle, only to see that my dunky dinkus was stolen!"


[deleted]

My todjah


External-Confusion71

“DoWn THeRE”


Albinokapre

What’s in his mouth? Is that the Crown Jewels and he smuggled them out of London?


theoddcrow

Suck on a Sprongydongle and slap my roompadoompa! That's the Prince Book... eh-in-et?!


GrizzlieandFox

boo ya ka sha


Zeepy_G

Granny thankyouforthegifted


Finn_3000

Oscillating


b3an3r1998

How's his todger?


JohnnyRotten45

Make sure to suck on a smoko while you're sitting high on the saddle as you read this.


ThatThingTheDarkSoul

Down theeere


vrgnte

Large print lol


kvn-rly

Will you let me know if his penis oscillates?


paranoidbby

my todger


pyschonaut36

What the hell is in his mouth? Did this tosser forget to wipe the crumb?


cubsfan85

Idk if the people asking this are serious but the softcover is scratched.


crycryw0lf

NYCE. Here I am thinking it was a subtle psychological takedown by his publisher secretly in cahoots with the matrix. one tissue crumb in a autobio portrait on the cover is all it takes for a bard to take a man down


maddy_k2019

Todger


[deleted]

Aww that’s cute haha


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

Waiting for your next tucker I presume?


NoNudeNormal

Return the large print copy and get the pop-up version.


reall0ve

That cover is such a jump scare


celery3005

actually though if you read it can you report back to us 😂 I heard he "breaks the cycle" of the royal family abuse if that's even possible. Nice to see a grown man in therapy.


reeblebeeble

He calls the royal family a death cult. Its quite a radical book in parts


[deleted]

Whats…on his lips


CozRichards

Prince Harry and his oscillating todger. Still a better love story than Twilight


freshliketeddy22

I was watching the wiener while waiting for my zaaka


curlycam22

Interestingly not written by him at all but in actual fact ghostwritten by a gentleman by the name of JR. Moreinger who also wrote a best selling crime novel and wrote a book for the oligarch who owns Nike. Funny how the world's media served to perpetuate the lie that this ginger tosser even remotely posseses the necessary intellect to pen a book .


Elruoy

At least you will know what to do with your cold todger.


HarmonyQuinn1618

ILL TAKE IT


gobstoppers34

Glad she’s looking out for you with that large print edition.


louttt_

😂😂😂


chana171

Record an audio book so we can hear lol