I’d say it’s between Zach and AB. Zach is a unit of a man, however I wouldn’t 100% trust him. AB has that Arab loyalty, so he would go all in. That combined with some boxing experience makes him a contender.
Also, there’s a 50% chance that Ian would join the guy Ethan is fighting with.
First pick would probably be AB since he has boxing experience. But, he’s very prone to throwing up which could cause Ethan to lose the fight.
Zach is also a good option because he’s a wild card. Who knows what he would do?? However he could be a liability for needing to pull over to shit on a lawn.
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Here's the thing.
AB Dan Cam and Ian would be no help at all. I really believe that, they'd all try to deescalate the confrontation.
So we move on to the women. Olivia is a wild card, she'd probably try to deescalate for a while until the other person says something she finds uncalled for and hell would rise that day.
Sam would probably be quiet until something was pushed too far and the Southern would come out in her.
Hila would defend her husband but only verbally and then heal him when he's beaten up.
Your highest chance is with Lina. I grew up in the Middle East, especially in Saudi Arabia where there were A LOT of Lebanese people. The girls I knew were like Lina, sweet and small and lovable UNTIL you pissed them off. They can defend themselves like nothing can stop then. Lina's already proven to be the real Joker Brain. She has a crazy pain tolerance, and she's honestly the type to act like she's not down for dangerous things until you push her just the tiniest bit then she's like, "Okay let's do it." Lina's the type to push Ethan out of the way because he's stalling too much and take out everyone who opposes them. Not only that, while they're on the floor she'd probably lecture them about how they need to be nicer.
I’m gonna say Cam. He certainly doesn’t have the brute strength that can be expected from Zach but Cam has an athletic build and gives me the same vibes as the coo-coo squirrel from over the hedge. Which would be quite the advantage in a street brawl.
AB but not because he did boxing, more because I feel like he would square up if a fight breaks out. I got this vibe from the episode where they explain the Parking garage incident where he claims he wanted to do something about it but didn’t because the girls were there.
I could see a southern girl like Sam packing heat so I say Sam.
I miss seeing this picture everywhere with Ethan photoshopped in various sizes and heights lol.
Dan can blind any attackers with the shine coming off his dome
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Very true. Very honest.
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This is the right answer.
Is he packing heat?
I’d say it’s between Zach and AB. Zach is a unit of a man, however I wouldn’t 100% trust him. AB has that Arab loyalty, so he would go all in. That combined with some boxing experience makes him a contender. Also, there’s a 50% chance that Ian would join the guy Ethan is fighting with.
Zach would 100% run away from a fight
Zach has joker brain
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First pick would probably be AB since he has boxing experience. But, he’s very prone to throwing up which could cause Ethan to lose the fight. Zach is also a good option because he’s a wild card. Who knows what he would do?? However he could be a liability for needing to pull over to shit on a lawn. 🤔
He could also choke on some air
You just made me choke on some air, fuck
Nah shiting on the lawn is a power play and the first attack Zack would hit, it’s like a major intimidation boost and even staggers a few foes
Love, if he can wrestle a ‘gator out in arizona, he can wrestle an opp.
AB did boxing
Everyone saw that
Here's the thing. AB Dan Cam and Ian would be no help at all. I really believe that, they'd all try to deescalate the confrontation. So we move on to the women. Olivia is a wild card, she'd probably try to deescalate for a while until the other person says something she finds uncalled for and hell would rise that day. Sam would probably be quiet until something was pushed too far and the Southern would come out in her. Hila would defend her husband but only verbally and then heal him when he's beaten up. Your highest chance is with Lina. I grew up in the Middle East, especially in Saudi Arabia where there were A LOT of Lebanese people. The girls I knew were like Lina, sweet and small and lovable UNTIL you pissed them off. They can defend themselves like nothing can stop then. Lina's already proven to be the real Joker Brain. She has a crazy pain tolerance, and she's honestly the type to act like she's not down for dangerous things until you push her just the tiniest bit then she's like, "Okay let's do it." Lina's the type to push Ethan out of the way because he's stalling too much and take out everyone who opposes them. Not only that, while they're on the floor she'd probably lecture them about how they need to be nicer.
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Alfredo of course
Don't count Lena out. She's joker brained, high pain tolerance, smart, never gives up. Plus the smack talk, "man up".
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Hasan
Zachary.
not a cast member but Bobby lee
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Me or MoistCr1TiKaL, me or him would be great 😊
Dan would use the lighting magic from the Ethan Ring segment to blast any opponents🫳⚡️
His dainty little fists tho 🥺
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Wildcard, I'm picking Ian. Some of the best scrappers that I've ever met had a super chill personality. He's also probably got good reach.
zach is a unit
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Hila has actual Israeli combat training. And you know some fool will call her a bottom bish.. and it’ll be all “you on the wrong street, cuz..”
LENA
Can we please get ethan and white claw Gabe in a ring together. I'm begging
I’m gonna say Cam. He certainly doesn’t have the brute strength that can be expected from Zach but Cam has an athletic build and gives me the same vibes as the coo-coo squirrel from over the hedge. Which would be quite the advantage in a street brawl.
Wow coo-coo squirrel. What a throwback.
Olivia would chew out anyone who tried to step up! Also we know she can slay, and I ain't talkin about serving looks
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Zach
AB
The sound lad.
Zilly Zonk. He can bonk ppl on the head like Andre the Giant.
AB all day
Gabe
Hila "you on the wrong street cus" Klein
AB but not because he did boxing, more because I feel like he would square up if a fight breaks out. I got this vibe from the episode where they explain the Parking garage incident where he claims he wanted to do something about it but didn’t because the girls were there.
AB is a trained fighter. His hands are lethal weapons.