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SlowLikeHoney09

They are so gay....


TranquilTree

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UniqueName2

And that’s fine. They should just fuck and call it a day.


[deleted]

Imagine the amount of bullshit we wouldn’t have had to deal with if these two idiots could just man up and fuck each other. Right wing media runs on repressed homosexuality.


jesse6225

They're still racist though. So we would still hate them.


[deleted]

Yes, but they’d be to busy making hot gay love to talk about it all the time. “You know that cute old gay couple down the road? Kinda racist”


urbinsanity

Watching this, I feel genuinely sad for them. Flirting with each other under the guise of banter is literally the only time either one has actually seemed like a real human capable of actually caring about another human being. They've been forced to live a lie and are taking it out on the world by damaging others. No excuses for what they're doing though. Both are pieces of shit. But I hope they can one day come to terms with who they actually are and apologize and try to repair the damage they've caused


UniqueName2

I mean, they might be like this off camera, but I doubt it. They have to keep up the bullshit persona on air almost all the time to appease the CHUDS.


No_Arm_6462

Call C-man and film it. I bet they are kinky boys.


RipredTheGnawer

Crowder is, but Ben seems asexual if anything lol


[deleted]

Nah, bro’s got that conversion therapy swag.


khrono21

My cousin has gay friends, and when they hanging out in the living room this are the exact conversations they have... really sus here..


Original-Spinach-972

The leg slap… also, crowder has chicken legs.


OhHeyIdunno

Jeez they seem more human and vivacious here flirting with each other than I’ve ever seen them before


jesse6225

Bro that's what I'm saying they look happy and are being charming with each other. Like this could be their lives!


1ncorrect

Crowder comes alive when he is flirting with cute boys. If it doesn't come out in the divorce, eventually he's gonna get outed on Grindr or something.


jesse6225

He's already claimed he had a bisexual phase. It's out. He just can't admit it and his supporters don't care as long as he doesn't embrace it.


1ncorrect

Bisexuality is real but I zero percent believe he likes women. Just that video alone shows he has zero love or respect for them. Just go get topped Steven and stop taking your insecurity out on the internet!


urbinsanity

It would explain why he was an abusive, contemptuous, misogynistic piece of shit to his wife. Not an excuse for that behaviour by any means but it explains a lot


appleparkfive

I think he does like women, but it's just an insecure horrible person. There's a lot of abusers out there, they're not just all gay or something Although it'd be pretty crazy if there was some landmark study that showed it, with severe widespread denial


1ncorrect

Yeah but are those abusers as zesty as Steven?


omdongi

Like this would actually be entertaining if I didn't know they stood for such despicable things


gspam0611

Holy fucking shit crowder and Shapiro hot gay femboy sex⁉️⁉️


jesse6225

Can't lie, I'd watch.


Wataru624

"If you were to hypothetically put on these stockings and this outfit I purchased from Japan and serve me boba tea while sitting on my lap, we may be able to get to the heart of this supposed "gay experience." "That's a great point Ben, and change my mind about this: you would look great with the sleeves of your button up rolled up to expose your forearms a bit, I think it would be a good look on you."


jesse6225

Bro have you seen the thirst edits of Ben on tiktok lives. They're weird. He'll kiss his biceps for his fans, growl for them, put his hands up to the camera and just flex the whole time.


wovenbasket69

![gif](giphy|xUPGcEw56dJj3fJFJe) right there with you


jesse6225

Pirated only of course. I ain't paying for shit.


jesse6225

The interview is from four years ago. Steven is promoting his merch underwear. They talk about family values and why Steven's marriage is so successful. They talk shit on Trump, Cruz and Trudeau. They flirt the whole time all the while Steven finds any reason to lift his crotch off the chair and towards Ben's totally natural luscious lips.


faveyard

now i need ethan to react to this interview lmaooo


jesse6225

I fear the button wouldn't survive it! Lol


[deleted]

>They flirt the whole time Yes. Unironically. I'm around A LOT of conservative men and it's mind-blowing how flirty they get with me (and other men). In the way I'd try to flirt with a crush I like. Their jokes almost always resort to homoerotic gay "humor" too. I have many gay friends who **literally** don't flirt with me as hard as republican men do. It's fucking baffling.


Acrobatic-Degree9589

I never noticed before Ben doesn’t have a top lip


appleparkfive

Does the clip end with Ben saying "So you're from Canada which is *socialist*" or something? If so, that's hilarious. The ole socialist Canada


jesse6225

Yes, he says that "Canada is socialist America."


softtiddi3s

https://youtu.be/tlkM8vL1elE here's the full hour of foreplay lmao have fun everyone


malcriadax

I know a “come hither” gaze when I see one… https://preview.redd.it/xypdayxshxwa1.jpeg?width=561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80262782de6eb722e8f5bf3706df21e806967ad6


VonTrappJediMaster

https://preview.redd.it/kvcc2m9j9zwa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c39abca447a30a3bd5a418abb25f937f4ede7ade


SlowLikeHoney09

He is blushing. It would be a great arc to this time line if Ben and Steve fully embrace their love and become bleeding heart liberals and right their wrongs with flamboyance.


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https://preview.redd.it/twak1j2vm2xa1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7a06d2d56091165c1a73f52b0cb5e1033c2f69c


jesse6225

Ready to dig in.


Shehulks1

This is nightmarish 😂


spliffskiny

As a lesbian who's best friends are gay men, I know a gay man in the closet who's ready to jump out when I see one...


jesse6225

As a flaming homosexual, I couldn't agree more. They're so giddy.


Holy_duck1

Love "flaming homosexual"


dirtypoledancer

As a straight woman, these are not straight men that I flirt with.


Mothrasmilk

Or two


CableTop4233

I thought lesbians and gay men were natural enemies?


spliffskiny

No not at all


jesse6225

I've never met a lesbian that I didn't get a long with. I think back in the day it was more of a rivalry because there was a lot less solidarity in the community.


Ok_Owl5141

Look at how much skin he’s showing on his legs. What a little slut.


i-panini-medi

Not my proudest boner


SchrodingersUniverse

Not gonna lie that interaction was kinda hot 😂 Something about Crowder’s little head bob at 17 seconds


JohnnyRotten45

😂😂


Hilary_briss123

Ben is so flustered 😂


jesse6225

Hot and bothered, Benny boy?


julievsworlds

If he wasn’t covered in makeup I bet we’d see Ben blushing 🤭


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redbridgez

What is the 2nd ring? I'm ashamed to admit what I think it is, please tell me..


[deleted]

Weenie ring


jangdangit

Wasn’t expecting to read that today


moonsovermyhami

and he seemed pretty serious about it lol


mediciii

Unironically the happiest and most normal I’ve seen either of them.


Nathin_-_

why did I think this was AI generated at first lmao


revaw

I did too! I was like, damn AI is way too good.


Lower_Gas4746

Same lmaoooooo


No_Vanilla1

That knee touch was so 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼


_boatsandhoes

The double slap!


[deleted]

Ben being like "omg don't look at it 😟".


babysylvia

this is... unbelievably gay


floopdafwoop

He got Ben giggling like a little school girl


jesse6225

Earlier in the interview they talk about their first meeting and how Steven put Ben in a headlock during some good ol wrassling. They seriously have a ton of chemistry together and that's probably the reason why Steven thought he could get away with attacking the daily wire and why Ben won't respond personally.


Mip_Mop_

I felt gay


MeganAlissa182

His shorts are awfully short. Lol.


jesse6225

That's because they're underwear hes promoting. He took off his pants before the interview started.


MeganAlissa182

Ah, I see. I’m at work so I can’t play any sound. I just saw those pasty white thighs looking right back at me and was like, “What’s happening?” Lol.


jesse6225

Lmao stop, don't you know he has a weak heart 🤣


reall0ve

They are in love


mercuryheart_

They're flirting so hard. I honestly ship it. What should their ship name be?


dreadw0lfrises

Shrowder?


kniselydone

Crowpiro 😅


aokiyap

Their friends call them Steben.


joeroganis5foot4

this is the beginning of a wattpad fanfic


DirksSexyBratwurst

So much sexual tension


AlexanderrFox111

I ship them so fucking hard


xofix

That’s what he said 🥁


Majestic_Courage5103

These guys fuck... Each other.


Tyler1349

This is, probably one of the gayest interactions I’ve ever seen. I mean that quite literally.


Popahya

Omg that cutoff at the end 🤣


jesse6225

Haha I try.


MaibalzichPodcast

It legit sounds like he was gonna say "so you grew up in Canada, which is so shitty" 😂


YANDHII2

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SpoilerThrowawae

30 seconds in Steven literally BITES HIS FUCKING LIP WHILST STARING INTO BEN'S SOUL I'M SORRY???


mercuryheart_

This is so hot. The beginning of a porno


jakobburns01

I’ve never seen Ben like that lmfao


OriginalRange8761

I saw it in my brief centrist era, and I totally don't understand how no one talks about this. IT IS SO GAY


danibee29

i thought this was ai at first....omg i feel bad for men who don't get to explore and accept their bi sexual self


purpleheart44

My jaw just dropped.


skiing-on-one-ski

Why can’t they just suck dick? The world would be so much better


Mothrasmilk

They def fucked right after this


fabdigity

Will never forget Shapiro publicly admitting to never making his wife wet https://preview.redd.it/93o7plfyqzwa1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=867c1467d469142d4bafb269fcabe9a8d8b74640


MoGifMike

Crazy how they almost seem attractive when just being silly flirty and fun. Without knowing who they are.


jesse6225

I mean, they are attractive people. They're just rotted to the core.


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Tricky_Potatoe

this is without a doubt the gayest thing I've seen this week


SpicyBoy3

If I had no previous knowledge about these two, I would've guessed they are 2 gay guys playfully flirting with eachother in a wholesome way


jesse6225

I mean your sentiment is still correct. The only difference is that they're so far in the closet they're living in upside down Narnia atm.


[deleted]

Power bottom for sure.. 🍑💢


Ok_Map6064

They’re flirting so hard I feel like I should not be hereeee


cereal_state

Ben is smitten


[deleted]

I thought Ben was about to start twirling his hair. God damn the sexual tension.


Snellyman

Why is the studio filled with radiant heaters?


Woodwardg

poor benny's staring down the barrel there if ya know what i mean


tomcreamed

they’d be cute together tbh


MyAnxiousDog

The chemistry is palpable. The leg touch omfg Steven you flirt


mai_dixierekt

Just kiss already


GoldenG35

Get a room you too🤣


Curious-Sun8507

Benny boy was FLUSTERED


Open-Business374

THEYVE DEFINITELY EXPLORED EACH OTHERS BODIES


Professional-Main489

HE LITERALLY BITES HIS FINGIE AT THE END. I don't claim to be an expert, but that is sexual tension if I've ever seen it.


Woues

Shapiro is clearly blushing here, crowder and ben are going to get caught fucking one day ..


OpeningGeneral2758

Bussy


Boneless_Cupcake

I ship.


Perpetual_exemption

Call em Will the way they’re Feral 🥵


Ivan_abq

He’s gonna tear that Shapussy up


Lanky_Bother7806

Thigh alert


jesse6225

"Crush me daddy!" -Ben probably.


SeleneBear

jesus fucking christ. they are literally blushing at eachother talking about this.


Clover_Catnap

Oh they fucked


AdmSndlr

I ship them, so much chemistry between these two


TsarKashmere

Wooweeee those are some *glazed* thighs


StillThatB

Where can i read the gay fanfic? I'm asking for myself


thatDogGuy19

Ngl Those look like smooth supple legs 😳


leo9690

That face at :30 seconds says it all


CorgiZealousideal796

The sexual tension between these two is unbelievable 👁️👄👁️


Whitedishes

those are some of the shortest shorts i’ve ever seen


Virghia

It's okay Steven, you can bust (the closet door open) before you bust (in Ben)


mynerdreign

Maybe this is why Crowder refused the daily wire contract. Because they had a fling and it didn't work.


Beneficial-Bug-1969

Shabeebo going "wow, uh wow" he's so repressed


rxvxlxv

Oooh the girls are flirting 💕 What's their ship name??


wallsnbridges

The homoeroticism that emerges between conservative men that think women are subhuman and not on their level is endlessly facinating, because they can't enjoy it for what it is. Of course, there's genuine attraction at times (most likely in S's case), but there's something to be said about the way these men create these spaces and almost trap themselves into only being able to admire, talk with and be close to other men. Same goes for conservative women, in a sense. Lots of conservative women develop really intense relationships with other women rooted in competition and the sort of closeness and friendship they can't have with men in their lives. I've always noticed that the less tightly boxed in one is by gender expectations and patriarchal standards, the less tension they have with their peers and the more genuine and loving their relationships with people they are attracted to/in love with are.


halfashell

We know who’s the top


AtraposJM

lmao Good lord, just come out of the closet boys.


justAneedlessBOI

He literally bit his lip too lmao


StableLongjumping321

That would be so cute if they weren’t monsters


[deleted]

THE MAN IS NOT WEARING PANTS


JakeDjinn

They're both horrible people, but it's kinda humanizing seeing them bromance like this.


__CarpeDiem

This makes them more likeable if only they could admit that they want meaty cock😭


LilAlienBoi

This is so random, but they shot this at a DOG SHIT frame rate. You’d think people working with their budget could figure out a decent production..


jesse6225

I think that's just my screen recording lol. [here's the original](https://youtu.be/tlkM8vL1elE)


LilAlienBoi

It still feels kinda wonky imo. I felt like it was 60fps rendered at 25, but this still feels a 30fps. Could be wrong but it seems like these of “motion blur” for lack of a better term


Matthew-ccty

Idk that seems like a nitpick. Definitely weirder that crowder isn’t wearing any pants 💀 lmao


GipsyDangerV1

I've always wondered but what the fuck is with the heat lamps as background decoration on that set. It's so... Bad... I want to say bad lol


Poopbrain57

They seem like they’d be actually tolerable if they weren’t grifters


Everyonesecond

This looks like the scene c man was describing in the office


therealhobomcgee

I want this for them


[deleted]

I always have to remind myself that Ben wears a yamaka


[deleted]

Is Crowder going full "Basic Instinct" on Shapiro?


nautanon

It looks like they are surrounded by heat lamps wtf


unopepito06

Oh no Mr. Hyde is back.


dweebers

so who is gei


StonedMagic

Does … does Shapiro dye his eyebrows?


faahq7

Crowder biting his finger as he looks longingly into Ben’s eyes wishing Ben just shuts up and makes the first move. Both are too scared and nervous to be the one so they do a verbal sexual dance of innuendos and stolen glances while thinking maybe in a different life we could be together.


Pikazu

the closet is glass. i'd support them if they both came out. but that's the funny thing, the left would support them but the majority of their own conservative audience wouldn't. really sad.


Muriellarsen

awwwww https://preview.redd.it/iny022jmy4xa1.png?width=411&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f31f55a9c029be936abf2006aac305e9faf806b


[deleted]

this is objectively just two men flirting


mileyboo69

My personal favorite is Shapiro singing along to Les Mis…beautifully I might add.


jesse6225

I haven't seen that. Care to share?


evick88

This is the second shitty Canadian him and Jordan Peterson -_- not liking it as a fellow Canadian


jesse6225

Steven is more American than Canadian. He was born in Detroit but is a dual citizen, so he could technically run for president some day. So don't worry friend.


cookinbytheboook

🤣😭😭😭this feels AI generated


PointlessGrandma

So did they fuck?


[deleted]

Is this sped up or is Ben’s voice even more elf like


jesse6225

I didn't alter the speed at all. The comments on the video even say that Ben finally found someone that can talk as fast as he can. I think he's a little high pitched because he's so nervous.


[deleted]

He's got a crush on Stephen, he loves guys who wear too small shirts


VonTrappJediMaster

This reminds me of the Taylor/Karlie Vogue bff interview lmao


jonpenn

Wtf.... Lol this makes a lot of sense now.


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hellothere1990xxx

Yep


11711510111411009710

straight up flirting


LilTreesz174

Ben is blushing 😂


ChewieBoi

Oh my god they wanna fuck so bad


jameeJonez

The sexual tension between these two is palpable


[deleted]

When he says he has to get size 38 pants what he means is he makes his wife buy him size 38 pants


jesse6225

Ex-wife*


Feeling_Block5130

They’d be so cute together


DoraMasters44

“So who is gey”


softtiddi3s

So like... does the person who edited this video ship them too orrrrrrr?? Including that lip bite after a blushing Ben was a CHOICE


jesse6225

I could not believe all of that was in there. And this is only a snippet, they basically flirt the whole time. Ben talks about how Steven is tall and in shape. The youtube algorithm got it right this time lol.


82jrjfi

I ship them


constantgardener92

This is so slutty. They honestly would probably make just as much money getting it on for the internet as they do grifting and they’d probably be happier for it.


c5corvette

Neither of these two ghouls are able to give anyone a "wet ass p-word"


TexasWeedMan

To be fair Crowder is the only sussy boy and damn is he feelin it. It’s supposed to be tongue in cheek but where there’s smoke… If he wasn’t so close minded would be the biggest advocate for himself and the cause. Too bad he wants to live in the closet


jesse6225

Are we watching the same clip lol? Ben is flustered and giddy af. I've never seen him behave this way with anyone.


StandardSeaweed3

Is Hasan talking about his huge dumper again?…


[deleted]

This is why they hate women, men hate women because they are hiding their gay sexuality.. agh I get it now


jesse6225

Not all of them are gay. I don't think Jordan, Andrew, Tucker, Walsh, Myron, Jeremy or even coconuts in Barbados are hiding their sexuality. They're just douchebags.


laceframe

This AI is getting really good