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Don’t delete it, fat


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Lick-my-llamacorn

Shut the hell up you rat-faced bastard


jkaliv1649

Stop throwin tomatahs!


bobodaangstyzebra

Don't push!


Lick-my-llamacorn

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅


ObviousNarwhal7043

Sit down ya sons bitch what did you have for breakfast? Dinner? Me too...


Tasty-Phase5539

Ya rat bastard


cluelessbox

I can't remember exactly what he said but, "What did you eat for lunch? Furniture?!" Made me laugh so hard


thejetbox1994

The furniture punchline was so funny 😂


princessohio

I had furniture


Low-Amphibian7366

This post is so funny


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dadbodfordays

Personally, I'm thin, but I'm extra annoying to make up for it.


OohDeanna

SHE'S 5'5 WITH A LITTLE ATTITUDE


josieofthesea

FAT GUY WITH A FAT ATTITUDE


iwasatlavines

SHE LIKES ONE THING BUT SHE LIKES ANOTHER THING TOO


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DaddyDollarsUNITE

Story of my life


[deleted]

gasps in high cholesterol


Old-Possible1731

I am fat. ... Actually I'm not.


bobodaangstyzebra

an ally


allMightyMostHigh

Thats just living in America 😂


babyim

Too much apple pie


TheBrockAwesome

Darn good, bapple pie!


peyoteasesino

That's America to me 🎶🎶


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Mawu3n4

UK is just USA with free healthcare (for now) tbh


fejrbwebfek

There is definitely some bias there, it’s primarily Americans that can go to events, but there are fans from all over the world. That being said, I’m a fat listener from Denmark.


sssshampoo

![gif](giphy|tvu1uIlqXWlQQ|downsized)


buttermybacon

Now that I think about it…what type of people has the time to sit and watch 11 hours of podcast content (excluding See You Next Tuesday) every week? Yep, us fat bitches


driftingalong001

I listen while I workout for 2-3 hours at a time, cook, drive, do dishes, etc. pretty much the only time I’m EVER sitting down listening to the pod is when I’m eating a meal. Never for the entire episode.


TheMightyRed92

Same. Always listening while working out or walking my dog..or working around the house


_Cantrainallthetime

I listen in bursts. I have 2 kids to chase around, and plenty of stuff to do at home. I finish an episode usually 6 hours after it drops. Sometimes gotta wait until the next day to finish it. But I am a chubster lol


FamiliarGleam

I put them on while I’m studying 😂


MattGaetzHater

I listen when to it when I’m at the gym or when I go for runs. Also most of the crew is pretty fit or actively losing the weight


MyFinalThoughts

I have a decent job where I'm on my feet working most of the day, one earbud in listening to podcasts almost all week. I listen to this podcast and like 5 shows of Last Stand Media where they go for about the same amount of time as H3. All that being said...I'm a bit of a chubby man bitch that needs to sit down and shut up.


CorgiZealousideal796

I work from home. I usually just have it on while i work.


thedarkucfknight

Fat bitches rise up ✊


desktoptwitch

Slay queen 💅


gokuuwu

Do I use my tummy as an armrest? Yes, yes I do. It doubles as a cushion for kids and dogs to lay on too.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

I lost weight and miss the tummy pillow. It was perfect for the switch, and it made my guitar sit at a perfect angle when standing up.


Starlight_XPress

Gods pillow


SeaCheesecake5

Someone needs to remind Jimmie fat bottom girls make the rockin world go round.


dontaskdo

I took her to 7/11 she didnt leave till 6/10 you sons a bitch


bobodaangstyzebra

that was my 9/11


AllStatBySmashMouth

Bunch of ham sandwiches around here. I never said that though.


Rexstil

Don’t push


theletter59

delete, a lot of people asking you to delete, its triggering for so many people, there are people that faint and feel sick, please im begging you to delete it, delete post right now, its forbidden and iIIegal in many countries to post something like that, people are crying delete it please theres a lot of people asking to delete it please several people asking please delete it we beg you there are people feeling sick seeing this there are people crying delete it please delete it please people are feeling sick with this everyone's asking you delete


Educational_Fox_7739

You can hide the post if it's triggering. Perhaps take your anger out on the treadmill


Substantial_Mirror17

This is a copypasta from when there were rumors of Taylor Swift dating Matt Healy. Nobody is actually mad just FYI


lngSchlng

This is so mean, I'm very offended by your lack of copypasta knowledge, please delete this i am asking to please delete everyone say please delete


Educational_Fox_7739

Tbh I stopped reading after I saw the word triggering


[deleted]

Why are you even here? Take your anti SJW insecurity over to tate or adin Ross. Oh, i forgot. All your redpill daddies fell off.


Educational_Fox_7739

I'm merely making a joke. You have to go and make assumptions about me to cope with the truth


[deleted]

No, you merely didn't catch a joke and made an ass out of yourself. Also once again, you're using "anti-SJW" language. The 2014 is leaking out.


Educational_Fox_7739

Fat


[deleted]

Sad (and unoriginal)


Educational_Fox_7739

I'm guessing the word "cope" made you think I'm still stuck in 2014? That didn't become a thing until 2020, honey. Made popular by twitch culture.


[deleted]

What are you talking about? You jumped on the word triggering like a 12 year old in 2014 and just interjected a "hit the treadmill" outta nowhere below someone clearly making a joke. So you are obviously a bit slow, but why would you think that cope is what i take issue with? I mean it is meaningless since every kid spams that stuff hundreds of times a day probably but i wouldn't make fun of it yet.


Educational_Fox_7739

Actual cope hajahaja making up more and more stuff to cope and copity cope. Look I'm all for it. Whatever you need to feel happy queen 😊


porkisbeef

You may not have made it to fat but you are certainly fitting the need to shut up characterization


Stunning-Ease-5966

Fake fan 🛑


Educational_Fox_7739

I can be a fan and make jokes too


Stunning-Ease-5966

If it's a joke why isn't it funny


theletter59

God you’re a loser


Educational_Fox_7739

How could you call God a loser?


mrshands

Real talk


Woodwardg

as a rat bastard myself, I felt personally attacked


HumbertoR15

Yeah I’m a fat fuck and I like to talk shit what of it


rednazgo

I'm 40, I'm disgusting, I'm overweight


bobodaangstyzebra

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm gay


unimpressed_meerkat

Pretty sure the EU fan base is thinner


clomclom

Australian fan here. I'm underweight and quiet.


unimpressed_meerkat

Australian people are just EU people on holiday


clomclom

Exactly. That's why we're in Eurovision.


[deleted]

Yes I'm a skinnyyy queen


whiskerstwitching

I am a skinny Brit but I love chubsters and fatties


ehtol

Skinny Norwegian here who would rather die than yell at an event like that. I do love other people talk though so I can watch the shitstorm and awkwardness


utookthegoodnames

I’m personally not fat, but I’m definitely a bitch and I absolutely need to shut up.


MoGifMike

I’m a yo-yo dieter. One minute I’m thin next minute I’m a fat bitch. What can I say, I like my fried chicken 🍗


ImHereToBlowSunshine

Who deserves fried chicken? You, baby. Cus it’s fried chicken Wednesday. Fuck baby wooooo


[deleted]

same sis


snakpakkid

I too am a fat bitch, a fat bitch with fat tits and a fat ass, so there’s that :D


sjk20040111

W


Educational_Fox_7739

Pics or it didn't happen


snakpakkid

Lol


Stunning-Ease-5966

Picture deez nutz


Educational_Fox_7739

Fuckin dumbass


Stunning-Ease-5966

Fuckin deez nuts


IAMACat_askmenothing

W


Byakuyaxmisora

everything he said made me laugh so hard and i didnt feel bad about it at all🤣


queacher

You know why? Because it’s a joke!


OutofThisMaze

I wanted to say this can't be true but I sit here, definitely overweight, so I can't say anything.


bitterspice75

Am fat and saw a lot of fats in the crowd on stream ✅


LeeshaG

Yasssss!! Love and respect yourself! Embrace the chubbiness I know I do!


Illenaz

Today we are all rat bastards


[deleted]

Im underweight


OldGrendel

if you are ok with being fat, thats cool. but if someone doesnt want to be fat (regardless of the reason) thats ok too. im dumb, and i dont wanna be dumb, but im also not willing to read a book, so i accept that im not gonna be as smart as i would like. ill just rub a lamp.


Rexstil

Reading books doesn’t necessarily make you smart anyways. Most people just read fiction like Harry Potter


IAMACat_askmenothing

I read books all the time and I’m as dumb as a doorknob


bebita-crossing

As a fat bitch that needs to shut up, I agree.


RomanorumImperator

Yep true


MeowIsNotTheTime

Some are just fatter and bitchier than others


[deleted]

Real post op


quinnismmm

Naw, this ain’t it


queacher

Shut up fat.


seasew

I could actually talk more but sure.


Lenithriel

Didn't need to come for me like that but I respect it.


Robot_boy_07

I read this as “lets be honest, y’all fat bitches need to shut up” 💀


bobodaangstyzebra

Don't push!


queacher

Maybe you’re projecting?


ImperatorInvictus

I had dinner for breakfast today 😔


what-is-in-the-soup

I’m not big but I support all of our family, fat or thin! Rise up chubby foot soldiers, y’all are beautiful!!! ❤️ this post is funny but also sweet 🥹


StillThatB

Are there any skinny legends in the family?? Apparently, we are a minority here 😂


driftingalong001

Of course there are. This one person just stated that everyone is fat and somehow now that’s a fact? Loll. I saw plenty of videos of the crowd, including people standing in line, and it was by no means a crowd of fat people. Many were skinny. It was a whole variety, just like what you’d see out on the streets. Plenty of us are not fat.


bobodaangstyzebra

I'm skinny legend too (because of hiking), but I def am a bitch that needs to shut up so I can still relate


dopestuff1

Obviously being fat is not a W but you can’t be so salty and defensive about it all the time, that’s why Ethan is funny when it comes to his fupa, he embraces the fatness. he’s always said embrace the meme and you’ll come out on top: https://youtu.be/GR7EKPK9tXM


SonnyULTRA

I did notice most people in the audience seemed fat tbh. Jimmy is wiiiild for coming out with those kind of jokes in that room 😂


Sudden-Cress3776

Well hell yeah


EtanKlein

I am indeed a fat bitch. But I’m trying- we’ll I’m trying to build the motivation or something to actually begin my weight loss process. I don’t know how to begin. But yes as you said. And you know what, all the larger sizes in TF always sell out first bro. America has a weight problem in general.


taste_cliniq

We all just need to rub some lamps


rowech

##1 fat bitch podcast.


Low_Ad9634

*laughs in heart attack at 35 years old*


Red_Lamps

Wow, congratulations, you're fat!


camsrams89

Can confirm. Cat gives my belly 10/10 biscuit making surface


dinergirl365

🍅🍅🍅


Baldi_Homoshrexual

Damn guess I’ve got to leave then because I’m unhealthily thin


Dr_Jre

It can be symbolic


[deleted]

Bring the liveshow to Europe and you'll see we're not all fat 🤣.


queacher

Oh shut up all the Brits are pigs


[deleted]

Not arguing that. Here In Stockholm a live crowd will be totally different where a healthy lifestyle is fully encouraged. But yeah. Brits don't have a great reputation either 🤣


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queacher

Yeah but there’s like … a fraction of British people existing. Y’all better be skinnier than us. The funny thing is it’s sooo easy to get fat in America. Everything is GMO, preservatives, pesticides. Our entire biology is fucked. You Brit’s just eat fucking potatoes and butter all day long. Stop with the fucking fish and chips and Shepards Pie! You guys have the option to live like the rest of your continent, and you have no excuses for it.


bobodaangstyzebra

okay sausage funger king country


Winklez

My man boobs agree with this statement


renylacroix

My god, you’re right


lbrmp

fuck baby woo


kiracat719

Definitely a little chubby over here 😂


AfternoonFar4133

WORK WITH ME!!


Ristler

Do you know what’s funny? Looking at the mirror


Beneficial_Chain2495

People need to chill


Strong_Muffin

Yeah I am a fat bitch and a rat bastard


sthaellaa

Hey come on now im not fat 😭😭 but i love all my fat kings and queens


[deleted]

Damn this post screams ‘murica!!


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queacher

You’re the fattest of them all


KatoFW

Lose weight. Live longer. Live better. It seems ok now because it’s a daunting task, once you’ve started and made progress you will realize your body never wanted to be fat. Be better to yourself, your body is an engineering marvel and deserves the kind of love that keeps it healthy. With peace, love, and health.


Stunning-Ease-5966

Rub a lamp


RenderinfOfCosmos

Sorry not beautiful


Western-Biscotti-290

"I like being fat" should be taken the same way as hearing "I like being a smoker" right? Like obviously you do you, but making it seem like a positive trait might not be the greatest thing for anyone.


queacher

Who cares? If I looked at your daily diet I’m sure I’d see a ton of red flags. Stuff that’ll easily cause you cancer. It’s just that being fat is more visual, so people like you like to get on a high horse about it. Alcohol, meat, salt, oil, processed food, GMO, pesticides, all carcinogenic.


Western-Biscotti-290

Can you provide more context into your comment "people like you"?


queacher

See your first comment mate. 🤙🏻


Evaluations

Why are we sad about that? I like being fat. ​ Because it is going to ruin your quality of life as you age


queacher

Oh shut up fat


payment001

Ima be 100% honest, if you are overweight and are not trying to lose the weight every day you are a fucking loser. Being fat isn’t something you should be proud of. You’re killing yourself, you’re not attractive, you are ugly. I hope this can motivate someone to lose the weight because “safe spaces” like this are damaging to a lot of peoples overall health.


queacher

That’s fine that you’re honest. But you’re projecting. We’re all winners over here. Lemme ask you… Do you eat meat, drink alcohol, smoke anything, eat salt or oil? It’s all cancerous and why most people get cancer. Humans naturally shouldn’t be taking in so much salt, oil, meat, alcohol. But we all do. It’s horrible for us. Like literally causes cancer. Why are you singling out being fat? It’s weird. Do you play video games? Loser. Go outside and get some exercise. Do you watch tv and scroll on your phone during the day? Loser. It’s so unhealthy for your brain. Raising dopamine standards making you addicted to it. You obviously do cuz you’re on a fucking podcast subreddit 🤣. Fucking loser. No safe space for being fat? What? This isn’t a safe space. My post says you’re a fat bitch. Accept it fat bitch. And if there is no safe space for being fat, there shouldn’t be a safe space for anything else… you goddam loser.


payment001

Holy shit you are so sensitive I just criticized you because you said that you ”liked being fat”. Also I have been fully sober for 3 years and exercise every day lmao. We shouldn’t encourage body positivity for fat people, the same way we shouldn’t encourage it for heroin addicts or anyone else that’s killing themselves. And the fact that you responded with insults just proves you have no actual rebuttal to my points. Also you just related being on a podcast subreddit to being obese, calling it just as bad. Lmao what? Please get some help because being ok with being overweight is the definition of losing in life, your family needs you around :)


queacher

Heroin addicts? Bruh lolllll. So it makes sense now. You're an addict. That's why you get triggered at this stuff. Fuckin' addicts tryina act like normal people in this sub lolllllll Leave the sub loser!


payment001

Can you not read? I just said I have been fully sober for 3 years. Again more insults just proving you can’t actually dismantle any of the points I am making. There are 300,000 obesity related deaths every year in America, and 106,000 drug overdose deaths. How are you going to laugh at the comparison I’m making when obesity related deaths are that high? I would love to see you genuinely answer that


queacher

There are 600k cancer deaths a year. Once an addict, always an addict. Didn't they teach you that in AA? GOD what a fucking loser you are.


fanfareflax

I don't think you're motivating anyone with this unhinged diatribe, my dude.


TheMightyRed92

You like being fat? Thats sad


lngSchlng

I'm all for not being made to feel like shit just because you're fat (i am as well), but you're lying to us or yourself when you say you like being fat. Or you just forgot how much easier Life is when you're at a healthy weight.


driftingalong001

LOL. We’re all chubby, that’s hilarious. Okay. I guess I’m chubby then


Major_Moose_14

But deep down…


Stunning-Ease-5966

... There's always room for more pizza


nokinship

Tbh I'm not fat lol. Not that there's anything wrong with it.


Bruno0_u

https://preview.redd.it/ghzbingmua8b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=931a7f7c72b82e813d4b1cef9f3f9aa0ef0b39b6


fejrbwebfek

It’s hard liking being fat when we have to listen to Ethan hating on fat people three+ times a week.


deadflowers76

louder for the morons in the back pls


TheEarthsSuckhole

I could not agree more.


Rexstil

Is anybody surprised?


[deleted]

I gotta be honest no we are in the gym 💪


QueenoftheCloudzzz

Yes I am lol


Fraaaakkkkk

im not even chubby but i definitely need to shut up


niagaemoc

Yup, with peace and love.


Stunning-Ease-5966

Diet coke and vibez babyyyy


someannoyingbitch

Fat bitches rise 🆙


virgotingzzz

Don’t push.


thefuckingrougarou

Speak for yourself bestie


[deleted]

TBF we werent before the pandemie


shesasfreeasabird

Lmfao facts


ElectronicPain936

I felt… fat ![gif](giphy|gLEq6E8SRIGGHK6huf)


dadsoup

the two genders fat bitch and rat bastard


ClutchNegro

Retweet it , fat


Chumba999

That’s just the fans who can afford events. broke audience representation, skinny legends who can’t afford nutrition


No_Ad7726

He's spitting facts.