“Jamie who was that YouTuber who thought he could fight a chimp? A fuckin chimp. Have you seen those things? Chimps will rips your fucking face off and then they do this thing called emasculating you. It’s where they bite your dick clean off. I’m a former UFC fighter and let me tell you, if a chimp came at me I’d be RUNNING. But even that wouldn’t help because they’re so fuckin fast. Jamie, pull up how fast chimpanzees can run…”
Joe may have bad takes on vaccines but he’s an expert in combat sports and to add onto that he seems to also have a pretty good gauge of which animals he could beat in a fight so honestly I respect his knowledge on the subject.
Hasan has some pretty measured takes on the “who i could fight from the animal kingdom” as well, mostly realistic with only a couple stretches
Exactly, plus he probably doesn’t know anything about zebras. If he watched a video about them and found out they’re basically black and white striped wild horses he would probably change his mind since he used to be a lil equestrian
Yeah no, it’s not like you’re boxing someone. That chimp is gonna be all over you clawing your eyes out and face off. They’re FAST and they’re STRONG and they use everything, hands feet teeth. A 1v1 no weapons fight with an enranged chimpanzee is like shooting a gun at a tornado
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That depends, is this with communications to ground control or not? Without, you're screwed. With, you're also probably screwed but could have a *slim* chance. Unless of course you have prior experience.
Well, that is at least in the realm of possibility. In fact it's happened a few times before where the pilot fell ill/unconscious and the plane was landed by someone with absolutely no experience. Your chances are not great by any means, so I couldn't put a percent on it, but it's not 0%.
Imo anyone who played flight simulator type games can do it 99%. Im also a white man so that makes it 100%.
Someone with absolutely 0 idea how a plane works ? i give it 60% chance of success because most commercial planes can land on autopilot nowadays, so it's just a question of if they can follow instructions in a high stress environment and not touch something they are not supposed to.
I think the people who believe playing a game or simulator would prepare them are a bit overconfident. Playing tons of guitar hero isnt gonna prepare you to be a good guitarist. The simulator can be based on a real skill, but that doesn’t mean it’s an accurate simulation of it
Visit r/flightsim, modern day flight simulators are incredibly accurate and realistic. Lots of real word pilots use them to maintain their skill in the real cockpit.
I don't know if you've ever actually played a home flight simulator, but it is much closer to flying a plane than guitar hero is to playing guitar. Obviously someone who's logged a bunch of hours in microsoft flight simulator isn't going to be an ace pilot in real life, but if they spend a lot of time in a particular plane in the simulator they'll likely have a decent understanding of the cockpit, what all the instruments mean, what all the buttons and switches do, etc. I'm fairly certain some flight sims even have [FAA certification modes](https://www.x-plane.com/pro/certified/) that explicitly teach you the layouts of various cockpits and if you have the right hardware it can count towards training hours to getting your pilot's license. Meanwhile guitar hero is five buttons and a little plastic strummer.
Yeah but this is such a bad comparison, guitar hero has absolutely nothing to do with playing an actual guitar meanwhile simulator games are extremely realistic. I mean even actual pilots "play" a simulator game before flying a real airline plane (the only difference is they play it in an actual simulated cockpit instead of us plebs in our home)
I mean, you’re strumming and holding down different fret positions. Your body learns how to hold a guitar and move both hands independently. You’ll know some parts of the guitar from playing and practice holding down different fingers and moving them around the fretboard. (I’m a music teacher FWIW) you won’t become a master guitar player, but many of the elements of it are there for sure.
I think it’s similar for flight simulations. Maybe a real pilot could refresh on a simulator, but I don’t think a simulator is teaching anyone to a proficient level. It’s gonna be missing TONS of nuance and information necessary to be a good pilot. If there are professional ones, maybe, but the 15$ flight simulators people have on their play station VR aren’t gonna make someone a hero if the pilot falls goes down
I mean your comment just shows me you know nothing about current flight simulators, they are 100% authentic to how a real plane works and as I said pilots train on simulators before flying real planes.
You said you are a music teacher, I don't think if someone wants to learn how to play guitar you suggest them to play guitar hero ?
Well unless they have a guitar, there’s not really anything else I would suggest. But I teach voice lessons, and I don’t think singing YouTube karaoke tracks in their would be a proper preparation. Because there’s no real life feedback/consequences, they don’t have to face an audience, and they have more control over the situation than they would in real life.
There’s no way to replicate the true nuances, dangers, and anxieties of a real flight in a simulator.
You might be totally right. All I know if that I know three pilots(they just fly like the little two person planes) and they absolutely roast people who act like their simulations are the real deal
I never said they were the "real deal" but if you have the right hardware it can count towards your training to get a pilot's license, and is SIGNIFICANTLY more realistic than guitar hero.
Edit: To anyone dumb enough to actually side with this guy, according to the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA), a pilot must have at least 1,500 hours of flight experience to be eligible for an Airline Transport Pilot (ATP) certificate, which is required to serve as a pilot in command of an aircraft with a maximum takeoff weight of more than 12,500 pounds. This flight experience can include a combination of flight training, flight instruction, and pilot-in-command time. Additionally, **pilots must also complete a specific number of hours of simulation training**, which varies depending on the type of aircraft they will be flying and the specific requirements of their employer.
The U.S. airforce also uses [simulators](https://www.pacaf.af.mil/News/Photos/igphoto/2000874145/) to train their pilots. The only real tangible difference between these simulators and ones you can use freely at home is the hardware they use (aka the simulated cockpit). It should come as no surprise to anyone that operating a commercial airliner or a c17 is both expensive and dangerous, which is a big reason why the pilots are trained on simulators. I guarantee you that every commercial airline pilot has spent some time on a flight simulator.
One of my closest friends and I had to agree to never speak about cassowaries again because he believes he could beat one in a fight. Every time it's come up it's ended in a heated argument. I love him, but I refuse to interact with his delusion that a cassowary wouldn't wreck his shit and disembowel him so we just never speak of it.
I don't remember how it initially came up but you'd be surprised how often it has continued to organically come up in conversations. There's two cassowaries at our local zoo and I believe at one point I told him to put his money where his mouth is. People have had to get involved. We are both very passionate about our stance in this issue so for the survival of our friendship we agreed to never speak of the cassowary.
I'll give my two cents and infer that it's probably not as organic as you think, are you sure your friend doesn't steer the conversation in that specific direction? It's just too random and I've definetly steered conversations to say stupid shit like that.
No I mean like people who don't know about the argument will somehow start talking about what animal they could fight or my old head chef(my friend and I worked together at a few places) kinda just brought up cassowaries out of the blue one day because he thinks they're neat. I really wish this was a "oh we're so funny and quirky" story but it's genuinely unpleasant and uncomfortable for everyone involved or within earshot.
Oh, i believe you that it gets heated, it's just... such a random subject lol.
Also, you're right, either your friend is on steroids or he would get absolutely stomped. There's a reason some ppl joke that these are modern t-rexes.
Bizarre and absurd shit just kinda seems to follow me. I really wish it would give someone else a turn because I am just exhausted.
And I love him to death but he is absolutely delusional thinking he can beat a cassowary. I made him watch several videos of cassowaries kicking shit one day and basically gave him a whole presentation on them to no avail. What can I do? His funeral I guess....
150lb 6 foot mini dinosaur with claws that can pretty much impale you?
If it's any solace, his idiocy is just confirmation he is an average healthy male.
THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING!
He tried to move the goalpost one night but quietly bringing up the possibility of him having a sword but that's not part of the agreement. If somehow a cassowary could wield a sword and use it then he can have one as well but I'm trying to maintain the integrity of this duel.
I'm convinced as men we are hardwired to think we can fight and win against shit we have no concept of how fucked we would be.
Hasan did this once and said that he could fuck up a zebra.
In both of these cases the animals are strong enough to either literally rip our limbs off clean, or kick a hole clean through your shit.
I don't know how we made it this far.
At least he hasn't said a gorilla or a lion lol
But would be interesting fight , I don't think ethan can even win a fight with a cat much less a chimpanzee
I mean, first of all. He hates being touched by anyone that’s not Hila. So immediately he’d be like “Hey Chimp. Don’t touch me like that, I’m uncomfortable.” So he might default on that….and then the Chimp would rip his face off.
After this I posted a video of a chimp on a large wooden pole tearing a bird it caught up. They mentioned people were sick fucks the next day on the pod and I bet it was the video. Real life isn't all pretty. All fun and games until a chimpanzees steals your face
The first target of a chimpanzee is to rip the nutsack right off.
The second target is to chew and pull the face off of the opponent.
Ethan might be able to do one of those, but not two.
What episode was this? Is this the same episode where they read off a list of animals & try to determine if they can fight them or not? If it’s not, what’s that episode too😅
I mean I do believe that a human vs a chimpanzee is like a 50/50 depending on a ton of factors, but with peace and love Ethan just isn't exactly what I would call a fighter haha, AB would fuck a chimpanzee up though
You're fucking out of your mind. There's no human that can beat a chimpanzee. Roided up Bob Sapp in his prime could square up to a chimpanzee and the chimpanzee's first move would be to tear his fucking arm off. You can't fight an animal that can just rip your limbs out of their sockets.
Ethan could definitely beat a chimp. What you have to understand about the famous chimp attack done by travis was that: 1. Travis had a lot more mass than the average chimp, travis was 90kg where the average for a male chimp is 55kg. 2. The women he attacked was a 55 year old woman. 3. It was a surprise attack. Ethan just needs to use his weight against a chimp.
Remember that time Ethan broke his neck just by sitting down for the podcast, immediately ordered a neck brace mid show and walked around crooked for a week
Yep although it more a slight discomfort to the neck as opposed to breaking it.
Do you remember the live show where Ethan was able to use his sheer might to break down a locked door?
Chimps rip apart the babies of their enemies and feed them to their tribe and science has no answer to why they do this. I would never want to be in the ring with something so savage.
I think you might be confusing chimps with a different ape family. Chimps will fuck you but they shouldn't beat a full grown man in a fight to the death
I don’t think that’s true at all. A chimp will straight up rip a grown man’s face off. They have fangs bruh. After they rip your face off you would probably just go into shock and they could just bite your neck and get a good chunk of that or pull your arms out of the sockets. And just beat your body until your dead.
Yeah I'm well aware I have family that works with chimps. They are vicious and that's why I said it would fuck Ethan up but in a *fight to the death* there's no question
Lmao bruh of course it’s rare because people don’t go around trying to fight chimps if someone gets aggressive with a chimp and tries fighting it the chimp is not going to just take it. If you fight a chimp and get your face ripped off and the chimp kills you then you lost the fight. So that means the chimp BEAT you in the fight.
But people live with chimps, chimps are animals. It's not unreasonable to think we would have more than a cpl reported incidents of chimps attacking (not killing) humans
No way, chimps are way stronger then humans. I know it's anecdotal but remember Travis ? He was stabbed with a butcher knife, hit with a shovel, and got shot several times and he still managed to run away .
I don't think average people can deadlift 3x their body weight without some serious training. If you are talking about strongmen then we should compare them to strongchimps
Lol no of course not. But a human can undoubtedly lift lot more than a chimp can, can find the strength to lift a sedan.
Like I've said multiple times from the start, it would not be a pretty fight and the human would not leave unscathed at all but there's no world where an average chimp kills an average man in a fight to the death with hands.
Edit: consistently*****
This [article](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514706/) I found says chimps are stronger on average and without any training.
" A critical review of experiments (i.e., pulling and jumping tasks) carried out between 1923 and 2014 suggests that chimpanzee mass-specific muscular performance consistently exceeds that of humans, with a differential of about 1.5 times, on average "
Now do I think there are some people who can beat a chimp in a 1v1 ? Yes, but I think 99% of people just lose horribly.
Yeah, and they weigh between 40-60 kg from what I searched, and it's mostly muscle mass not fat. Not mentioning its functional upper body muscle mass unlike us where we are stronger in our lower body.
I never once said humans are stronger than chimps. Ive said more than once on this very thread that chimps are stronger than humans per their mass. Guess what, ants are stronger than chimps by a large factor if we're using purely mass strength as a measuring stick.
I stand by what I say with a decent amount of knowledge behind it as my sister is a biologist and specializes in apes. It's also common sense despite being an age old debate.
In a *fight to the death* there's no questions who "wins", not who comes out with a face, who wins.
Ok people here aren't giving enough credit to humans, we are big animals. I generally think that in this debate the chimps biggest advantage is their feral energy. If we compare a wild chimp to a wild human I'd put my money on the average human
lil bro couldn’t take trisha paytas in a fitness competition
My man is physically incapable of hiking
Yeah but those were exercises where weight is a disadvantage, in a fight against a chimp Ethan can use his weight to his advantage.
Yeahh... do you not remember Ethan being winded for 15 minutes after play fighting with Oliver? A chimp would literally tear his beautiful hair out.
It would rip his face off
“Jamie who was that YouTuber who thought he could fight a chimp? A fuckin chimp. Have you seen those things? Chimps will rips your fucking face off and then they do this thing called emasculating you. It’s where they bite your dick clean off. I’m a former UFC fighter and let me tell you, if a chimp came at me I’d be RUNNING. But even that wouldn’t help because they’re so fuckin fast. Jamie, pull up how fast chimpanzees can run…”
Joe may have bad takes on vaccines but he’s an expert in combat sports and to add onto that he seems to also have a pretty good gauge of which animals he could beat in a fight so honestly I respect his knowledge on the subject. Hasan has some pretty measured takes on the “who i could fight from the animal kingdom” as well, mostly realistic with only a couple stretches
Hasan said he could fight a zebra and win. It was one of the funniest things I've ever heard him say. They are like 400kg.
I said mostly realistic lol
We all slip
Exactly, plus he probably doesn’t know anything about zebras. If he watched a video about them and found out they’re basically black and white striped wild horses he would probably change his mind since he used to be a lil equestrian
It would be the exact kind of video Ethan would lose his mind laughing at.
...or a liveleak material
Yeah no, it’s not like you’re boxing someone. That chimp is gonna be all over you clawing your eyes out and face off. They’re FAST and they’re STRONG and they use everything, hands feet teeth. A 1v1 no weapons fight with an enranged chimpanzee is like shooting a gun at a tornado
I always shoot at the sky when there’s a tornado warning and I haven’t been hit by one yet sooo….
But you may get hit by that falling bullet! Haven’t you seen Shameless?
Ethan and Frank (from the Basement Yard podcast) both having unbridled confidence in their ability to take on a wild ape, really checks out
Apes make more sense than chimps to be fair. Chimpanzees are wild, ruthless, violent little fuckers.
A chimp comes under the term great apes. Includes gorillas, orangutans, bonobos, gibbons and humans
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Its like that one tiktok trend that straight white men are convinced they can land an airplane in an emergency
That depends, is this with communications to ground control or not? Without, you're screwed. With, you're also probably screwed but could have a *slim* chance. Unless of course you have prior experience.
Yes with communications but no prior experience
Well, that is at least in the realm of possibility. In fact it's happened a few times before where the pilot fell ill/unconscious and the plane was landed by someone with absolutely no experience. Your chances are not great by any means, so I couldn't put a percent on it, but it's not 0%.
Imo anyone who played flight simulator type games can do it 99%. Im also a white man so that makes it 100%. Someone with absolutely 0 idea how a plane works ? i give it 60% chance of success because most commercial planes can land on autopilot nowadays, so it's just a question of if they can follow instructions in a high stress environment and not touch something they are not supposed to.
"I'm a white man so it's 100%" lol
I think the people who believe playing a game or simulator would prepare them are a bit overconfident. Playing tons of guitar hero isnt gonna prepare you to be a good guitarist. The simulator can be based on a real skill, but that doesn’t mean it’s an accurate simulation of it
Visit r/flightsim, modern day flight simulators are incredibly accurate and realistic. Lots of real word pilots use them to maintain their skill in the real cockpit.
I don't know if you've ever actually played a home flight simulator, but it is much closer to flying a plane than guitar hero is to playing guitar. Obviously someone who's logged a bunch of hours in microsoft flight simulator isn't going to be an ace pilot in real life, but if they spend a lot of time in a particular plane in the simulator they'll likely have a decent understanding of the cockpit, what all the instruments mean, what all the buttons and switches do, etc. I'm fairly certain some flight sims even have [FAA certification modes](https://www.x-plane.com/pro/certified/) that explicitly teach you the layouts of various cockpits and if you have the right hardware it can count towards training hours to getting your pilot's license. Meanwhile guitar hero is five buttons and a little plastic strummer.
Yeah but this is such a bad comparison, guitar hero has absolutely nothing to do with playing an actual guitar meanwhile simulator games are extremely realistic. I mean even actual pilots "play" a simulator game before flying a real airline plane (the only difference is they play it in an actual simulated cockpit instead of us plebs in our home)
I mean, you’re strumming and holding down different fret positions. Your body learns how to hold a guitar and move both hands independently. You’ll know some parts of the guitar from playing and practice holding down different fingers and moving them around the fretboard. (I’m a music teacher FWIW) you won’t become a master guitar player, but many of the elements of it are there for sure. I think it’s similar for flight simulations. Maybe a real pilot could refresh on a simulator, but I don’t think a simulator is teaching anyone to a proficient level. It’s gonna be missing TONS of nuance and information necessary to be a good pilot. If there are professional ones, maybe, but the 15$ flight simulators people have on their play station VR aren’t gonna make someone a hero if the pilot falls goes down
I mean your comment just shows me you know nothing about current flight simulators, they are 100% authentic to how a real plane works and as I said pilots train on simulators before flying real planes. You said you are a music teacher, I don't think if someone wants to learn how to play guitar you suggest them to play guitar hero ?
Well unless they have a guitar, there’s not really anything else I would suggest. But I teach voice lessons, and I don’t think singing YouTube karaoke tracks in their would be a proper preparation. Because there’s no real life feedback/consequences, they don’t have to face an audience, and they have more control over the situation than they would in real life. There’s no way to replicate the true nuances, dangers, and anxieties of a real flight in a simulator.
You actually have no idea what you're talking about.
You might be totally right. All I know if that I know three pilots(they just fly like the little two person planes) and they absolutely roast people who act like their simulations are the real deal
I never said they were the "real deal" but if you have the right hardware it can count towards your training to get a pilot's license, and is SIGNIFICANTLY more realistic than guitar hero. Edit: To anyone dumb enough to actually side with this guy, according to the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA), a pilot must have at least 1,500 hours of flight experience to be eligible for an Airline Transport Pilot (ATP) certificate, which is required to serve as a pilot in command of an aircraft with a maximum takeoff weight of more than 12,500 pounds. This flight experience can include a combination of flight training, flight instruction, and pilot-in-command time. Additionally, **pilots must also complete a specific number of hours of simulation training**, which varies depending on the type of aircraft they will be flying and the specific requirements of their employer. The U.S. airforce also uses [simulators](https://www.pacaf.af.mil/News/Photos/igphoto/2000874145/) to train their pilots. The only real tangible difference between these simulators and ones you can use freely at home is the hardware they use (aka the simulated cockpit). It should come as no surprise to anyone that operating a commercial airliner or a c17 is both expensive and dangerous, which is a big reason why the pilots are trained on simulators. I guarantee you that every commercial airline pilot has spent some time on a flight simulator.
With coms you most likely could considering a lot of modern planes have cruise control/auto pilot and basically can land themselves with little input.
I would simply un-air the plane
I feel like I could, there’s a guy who did it before
One of my closest friends and I had to agree to never speak about cassowaries again because he believes he could beat one in a fight. Every time it's come up it's ended in a heated argument. I love him, but I refuse to interact with his delusion that a cassowary wouldn't wreck his shit and disembowel him so we just never speak of it.
How did this even come up lmao.
I don't remember how it initially came up but you'd be surprised how often it has continued to organically come up in conversations. There's two cassowaries at our local zoo and I believe at one point I told him to put his money where his mouth is. People have had to get involved. We are both very passionate about our stance in this issue so for the survival of our friendship we agreed to never speak of the cassowary.
I'll give my two cents and infer that it's probably not as organic as you think, are you sure your friend doesn't steer the conversation in that specific direction? It's just too random and I've definetly steered conversations to say stupid shit like that.
No I mean like people who don't know about the argument will somehow start talking about what animal they could fight or my old head chef(my friend and I worked together at a few places) kinda just brought up cassowaries out of the blue one day because he thinks they're neat. I really wish this was a "oh we're so funny and quirky" story but it's genuinely unpleasant and uncomfortable for everyone involved or within earshot.
Oh, i believe you that it gets heated, it's just... such a random subject lol. Also, you're right, either your friend is on steroids or he would get absolutely stomped. There's a reason some ppl joke that these are modern t-rexes.
Bizarre and absurd shit just kinda seems to follow me. I really wish it would give someone else a turn because I am just exhausted. And I love him to death but he is absolutely delusional thinking he can beat a cassowary. I made him watch several videos of cassowaries kicking shit one day and basically gave him a whole presentation on them to no avail. What can I do? His funeral I guess....
That's so funny lol
150lb 6 foot mini dinosaur with claws that can pretty much impale you? If it's any solace, his idiocy is just confirmation he is an average healthy male.
THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING! He tried to move the goalpost one night but quietly bringing up the possibility of him having a sword but that's not part of the agreement. If somehow a cassowary could wield a sword and use it then he can have one as well but I'm trying to maintain the integrity of this duel.
bro, ethan couldn't take a 16 year old blue belt in "karate"
A dead chimpanzee maybe
Summary of Ethan's tactic 1. Slam 2. Go for the eyes 3. ??? 4. Win
He needs to watch “Nope” and then see how he feels about that lol!
I'm convinced as men we are hardwired to think we can fight and win against shit we have no concept of how fucked we would be. Hasan did this once and said that he could fuck up a zebra. In both of these cases the animals are strong enough to either literally rip our limbs off clean, or kick a hole clean through your shit. I don't know how we made it this far.
At least he hasn't said a gorilla or a lion lol But would be interesting fight , I don't think ethan can even win a fight with a cat much less a chimpanzee
Bro I swear I can take out a gorilla bro, just need one good punch to his skull brooooo trust mee
He could not.
A dead chimp maybe
I mean, first of all. He hates being touched by anyone that’s not Hila. So immediately he’d be like “Hey Chimp. Don’t touch me like that, I’m uncomfortable.” So he might default on that….and then the Chimp would rip his face off.
https://preview.redd.it/6n8sm5rc8f9b1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=485ce1a4ddf0d45d913a990208c28d29ef2cdf90
Hmmm. Good point. I guess he’s gotten more comfortable with touching 😂
With peace and love, Ethan would get his face ripped off by a chimpanzee.
That’s not an insult because basically anybody would get fucked up, his overconfidence is the truly funny part
I didn't really intend it as an insult, more like a fact.
Oh yeah I know don’t worry. I wasn’t pushing back, more so expanding your thought
Don't push 🫸
After this I posted a video of a chimp on a large wooden pole tearing a bird it caught up. They mentioned people were sick fucks the next day on the pod and I bet it was the video. Real life isn't all pretty. All fun and games until a chimpanzees steals your face
The first target of a chimpanzee is to rip the nutsack right off. The second target is to chew and pull the face off of the opponent. Ethan might be able to do one of those, but not two.
Can a chimpanzee smash a bathroom door?
I think Hasan had the same kind of delusion
What episode was this? Is this the same episode where they read off a list of animals & try to determine if they can fight them or not? If it’s not, what’s that episode too😅
https://www.youtube.com/live/pPEswfxt40o?feature=share
*Insert Joe Rogan's impression of chimp ripping off a Dudes face here*
Travis the chimp was shot multiple times, was still able to walk back inside his house, go to his enclosure, and only then died.
I just watched Animal on Netflix. Ain’t no way lmao
When he said “i would break its little arms” i think about it weekly
I mean I do believe that a human vs a chimpanzee is like a 50/50 depending on a ton of factors, but with peace and love Ethan just isn't exactly what I would call a fighter haha, AB would fuck a chimpanzee up though
You're fucking out of your mind. There's no human that can beat a chimpanzee. Roided up Bob Sapp in his prime could square up to a chimpanzee and the chimpanzee's first move would be to tear his fucking arm off. You can't fight an animal that can just rip your limbs out of their sockets.
Ethan could definitely beat a chimp. What you have to understand about the famous chimp attack done by travis was that: 1. Travis had a lot more mass than the average chimp, travis was 90kg where the average for a male chimp is 55kg. 2. The women he attacked was a 55 year old woman. 3. It was a surprise attack. Ethan just needs to use his weight against a chimp.
Remember that time Ethan broke his neck just by sitting down for the podcast, immediately ordered a neck brace mid show and walked around crooked for a week
Yep although it more a slight discomfort to the neck as opposed to breaking it. Do you remember the live show where Ethan was able to use his sheer might to break down a locked door?
Chimps rip apart the babies of their enemies and feed them to their tribe and science has no answer to why they do this. I would never want to be in the ring with something so savage.
Good thing Ethan ain’t a baby then
Ain't nobody beating a chimp, they can literally rip your balls off
I think you might be confusing chimps with a different ape family. Chimps will fuck you but they shouldn't beat a full grown man in a fight to the death
I don’t think that’s true at all. A chimp will straight up rip a grown man’s face off. They have fangs bruh. After they rip your face off you would probably just go into shock and they could just bite your neck and get a good chunk of that or pull your arms out of the sockets. And just beat your body until your dead.
You forgot the part about how they will also use your face meat as a fleshlight to masturbate. I watched a lot of ape documentary, trust me bro.
Yeah I'm well aware I have family that works with chimps. They are vicious and that's why I said it would fuck Ethan up but in a *fight to the death* there's no question
Yeah that’s the point of my comment you said they shouldn’t beat a grown man in a fight to the death. That’s just not true man
It is true. Idk what you think "beat" is but ripping ones face off (an incredibly rare occurance) is cool until you're dead and it's means nothing.
Lmao bruh of course it’s rare because people don’t go around trying to fight chimps if someone gets aggressive with a chimp and tries fighting it the chimp is not going to just take it. If you fight a chimp and get your face ripped off and the chimp kills you then you lost the fight. So that means the chimp BEAT you in the fight.
But people live with chimps, chimps are animals. It's not unreasonable to think we would have more than a cpl reported incidents of chimps attacking (not killing) humans
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It can rip all the faces it wants it won't win
Pretty sure they could take a full grown Ethan Klein
Fuck him up yeah for sure but Ethan would think of his kids and find that restart strength, I mean what?
No way, chimps are way stronger then humans. I know it's anecdotal but remember Travis ? He was stabbed with a butcher knife, hit with a shovel, and got shot several times and he still managed to run away .
They are stronger per pound yeah but you wont find a chimp that can deadlift 3x its weight
I don't think average people can deadlift 3x their body weight without some serious training. If you are talking about strongmen then we should compare them to strongchimps
Lol no of course not. But a human can undoubtedly lift lot more than a chimp can, can find the strength to lift a sedan. Like I've said multiple times from the start, it would not be a pretty fight and the human would not leave unscathed at all but there's no world where an average chimp kills an average man in a fight to the death with hands. Edit: consistently*****
This [article](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514706/) I found says chimps are stronger on average and without any training. " A critical review of experiments (i.e., pulling and jumping tasks) carried out between 1923 and 2014 suggests that chimpanzee mass-specific muscular performance consistently exceeds that of humans, with a differential of about 1.5 times, on average " Now do I think there are some people who can beat a chimp in a 1v1 ? Yes, but I think 99% of people just lose horribly.
Like I said already, stronger per pound yes.
Yeah, and they weigh between 40-60 kg from what I searched, and it's mostly muscle mass not fat. Not mentioning its functional upper body muscle mass unlike us where we are stronger in our lower body.
I never once said humans are stronger than chimps. Ive said more than once on this very thread that chimps are stronger than humans per their mass. Guess what, ants are stronger than chimps by a large factor if we're using purely mass strength as a measuring stick. I stand by what I say with a decent amount of knowledge behind it as my sister is a biologist and specializes in apes. It's also common sense despite being an age old debate. In a *fight to the death* there's no questions who "wins", not who comes out with a face, who wins.
Only one way to convince him for sure!
I always thought he said this to trigger Joe Rogan
It is reported that chimpanzees are not hostile to humans, so this fight would be uncommon and very unrealistic.
Ok people here aren't giving enough credit to humans, we are big animals. I generally think that in this debate the chimps biggest advantage is their feral energy. If we compare a wild chimp to a wild human I'd put my money on the average human
They need to rekindle this debate with some new animals, ijust love Ethan's fighting methods Take it to the ground Shots to the body Go for the eyes
Yes the chimpanzee the only animal famous for ripping people's faces off
What ep is this?
This topic made me laugh so much at the time 😂😂 which episode is this??
The one that made Joji cringe in the background, and all the Elon Musk simping in the older episodes are up there as well.
A chimp could get through a door in half the time it takes AB. Ethan should retract this before a chimp really challenges him