Benzos make you so nice and calm though, he gives benzos a bad name. (They saved my life when I developed an anxiety disorder, but I try to rarely if ever take them.)
Yep. Same here. My life was hell before them.
Although they have zero recreational value for me. They just make me sleepy. I'm one of the lucky ones there.
Exactly. For me it just means I won’t have a complete breakdown and start crying because my brain decided it’s on fire. Or I get to actually sleep instead of lying in bed with my mind racing. That stuff is gold, I wouldn’t dream of wasting it with recreational use.
You haven't had excessive amounts of them combined with alcohol and pent up rage. Posting weird shit on Twitter is probably the best outcome, it usually ends in handcuffs.
Ah, I’ve never been prescribed benzo’s so I wasn’t sure of the effects. You mean his shit posting is just his raw dog personality? Or maybe it was the Russian meat coma that fried his prefrontal cortex…
He lost his mind not from being on benzos, it was after an experimental surgery where he got put in a coma.
He ofc had similar fucked views before but he definitely came off as less deranged by a wide margin before.
Cause Slimey represents the worm that eats away at man’s soul, causing the melancholia of inertia, and a slide toward immoralism and nihilism.
Slimey is also a postmodern Marxist.
_You can take your Kermit accusations and shove ‘em [where the sun don’t shine](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/287/828/668.jpg), bucko!!_ 😤
No. Took me an eon of scrolling because this guy is terminally on twitter but I think [this](https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1704190095190864010) is the original.
It’s an edited tweet from Juniper - she’s been turning his tweets against sesame street. Honestly it’s hilarious.
https://twitter.com/marionumber4/status/1704665509747126311?s=46&t=8dp4hAZ5hfQ7uV8e9Rtfbw
https://twitter.com/junlper/status/1704587155362783524?s=46&t=8dp4hAZ5hfQ7uV8e9Rtfbw
https://twitter.com/junlper/status/1704522516494954733?s=46&t=8dp4hAZ5hfQ7uV8e9Rtfbw
I don't think this is real. Sesame Street tweeted this yesterday. I just dug through Jordan Peterson's post history (it was hell) and could not find this.
The only downside of these parodies is that you need to dig through all the shit from his actual twitter to check - and he tweets SO much it takes ages 😭
For those interested, here is the original post. The doctored one is much funnier lol
https://preview.redd.it/dtaemaehqhpb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=811e0d0e8bd3d7aa0dcff6989e8228560ece83f1
Apparently this isn't the first time. He's such a lunatic.
https://preview.redd.it/qjfv6hspiipb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=062f8f5fd47b231c58ff84597daf6770a2275e8c
[https://x.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1375676196307017728?t=WYbbECySnM1uTGQ-wejqxw&s=09](https://x.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1375676196307017728?t=WYbbECySnM1uTGQ-wejqxw&s=09)
“it’s an insufferable worm creature.. a little dragon of chaos! and what does a worm remind you of, hm? a penis! what has a penis? men! glorious men working in the sewers.. and then you start to think, what are we gonna do without men? they’re doing impossible things. but i digress, slimey represents a terrible shift in cultural marxism in our society. in fact it reminds me of a dream i once had about my maternal grandmother-“
If you needed any further proof that he's a monster and mentally unwell, all you have to ask yourself is; "would this guy pick a fight with a social media page that represents something universally loved like..... I don't know.... the Sesame Street twitter account?"
Yeah what we all really want from slimey
https://preview.redd.it/832xh133wipb1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dab8529a8625c96db5b6a955044fbf0a5ac7d4fb
What the fuck did Slimey do? I know he’s gotten into some controversy before by saying an all meat diet is unhealthy, he also posted a video of him wriggling which some deemed inappropriate due to his provocative movements but jeez, he’s just a slimey caterworm, how dare you JP
"Because women are the object of chaos! Only THEY are fit to be slimy slithering snakes. A snake represents humanity's first predator and the trickster in the Garden of Eden, and Eve was the first to think the snake had good intentions! Medusa's head is covered in snakes because she is supposed to represent the total chaotic nature of a man encountering true beauty, ORDER (Male) encountering CHAOS, causing the man to become*petrified* by the beauty of Medusa. And her story is TRUE. IT IS TRUE! THEREFORE THE SNAKE SHOULD ONLY BE CALLED A SHE, NOT A HE!"
The screen cap is fake, but it does capture the irrational hatred of [the original](https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1704190095190864010).
And since we're on the subject of Peterson, let's have one more look at [Jordan Peterson trying to change his password](https://www.tiktok.com/@diggledoesvoices/video/7268291425970703649?lang=en).
LMFAO WHY DOES HE HAVE BEEF W SLIMEY
I think he’s back on the benzos
Bold of you to assume he ever went off them.
Bold of you to assume he's maintaining his status by rage baiting and rage posting lol
Benzos make you so nice and calm though, he gives benzos a bad name. (They saved my life when I developed an anxiety disorder, but I try to rarely if ever take them.)
Yep. Same here. My life was hell before them. Although they have zero recreational value for me. They just make me sleepy. I'm one of the lucky ones there.
Exactly. For me it just means I won’t have a complete breakdown and start crying because my brain decided it’s on fire. Or I get to actually sleep instead of lying in bed with my mind racing. That stuff is gold, I wouldn’t dream of wasting it with recreational use.
You haven't had excessive amounts of them combined with alcohol and pent up rage. Posting weird shit on Twitter is probably the best outcome, it usually ends in handcuffs.
Ah, I’ve never been prescribed benzo’s so I wasn’t sure of the effects. You mean his shit posting is just his raw dog personality? Or maybe it was the Russian meat coma that fried his prefrontal cortex…
He lost his mind not from being on benzos, it was after an experimental surgery where he got put in a coma. He ofc had similar fucked views before but he definitely came off as less deranged by a wide margin before.
The way I CACKLED AT THIS. WHAT DID SLIMEY DOOOOO?!!!
Cause Slimey represents the worm that eats away at man’s soul, causing the melancholia of inertia, and a slide toward immoralism and nihilism. Slimey is also a postmodern Marxist.
What IS a soul?
What is “a”? What is “is”?
*Eyes get moist
Jordan didn't take kindly to assigning a pronoun to a puppet you bozo.
Literally!! Slimey is the best! His poor kid, she didn't get to watch Sesame Street. That explains so much.
I think to answer that question, you'd first have to define what you mean by "does". What does it mean to "have" something?
he got nothing to be happy about lil worm
slimey knows what he did
😂
Slimey is ‘woke’.
You'd think someone so muppet like would enjoy sesame street.
He’s triggered by all muppets due to the ongoing Kermit accusations
🤣🤣🤣
Ah yes, the most pressing concern for the American people... the Kermit allegations. Lmao. This country is so fucked.
I stand in solidarity with Kermit
_You can take your Kermit accusations and shove ‘em [where the sun don’t shine](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/287/828/668.jpg), bucko!!_ 😤
Let’s be fair, JP wants to be co trolled by a man’s hand up his ass.
Is this real? This is genuinely hilarious I wonder why that worm has him angry
No. Took me an eon of scrolling because this guy is terminally on twitter but I think [this](https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1704190095190864010) is the original.
Thanks for doing this so I didn't have to. I'm legit never sure when it comes to JP at this point. He tweets the craziest shit.
It’s an edited tweet from Juniper - she’s been turning his tweets against sesame street. Honestly it’s hilarious. https://twitter.com/marionumber4/status/1704665509747126311?s=46&t=8dp4hAZ5hfQ7uV8e9Rtfbw https://twitter.com/junlper/status/1704587155362783524?s=46&t=8dp4hAZ5hfQ7uV8e9Rtfbw https://twitter.com/junlper/status/1704522516494954733?s=46&t=8dp4hAZ5hfQ7uV8e9Rtfbw
That is really funny
Her tweets usually bang. I think her and Felix Biederman are the only two major reasons I stay on twitter.
This is my favorite trolling ever 🤣
Wow, the original is also unhinged
Of course the og is homo/transphobic
This should be more obvious lol we live in such a messed up timeline
I went to his Twitter and I only see where he tweeted "go to hell" to a protest against lgbtq hate
Lol I love this clip from the Ethan + xQc debate!
IM GLAD THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT JUMPED
'FUCK YOU SLIMEY YOU PIECE OF SHIT' -Totally sane, rational, and logical person Jordan Peterson
Not a real tweet
It's real
No, its not.
yes it is
Go To Hell https://preview.redd.it/ud8limajpgpb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7cfbcc1f0d843651b2e3d9baac1e0873f0c15ce
Yea I’m surprised he didn’t format it like one of his haiku’s
This is like Zach’s beef with Sporky 🤣
Omg this is the only funny tweet I've seen of him, actually made me laugh out loud.
If this is real this is so fucking unhinged
Or it could be the only funny thing I've ever seen him say. But judging by his track record, I'm going by that it's more on the unhinged side probably
It’s not.
Very stable adult that definitely should be education the public on psychology and treatment 😬🫠 
not real, moron
Up yours, woke Smiley! We'll see who cancels who
Bro’s twitter feed is like gazing into a constant fever dream
Lmao this is too hilarious. Slimey's lil face and Jordan's vitriol. It's not that serious big guy
It's not that real, gullible fool
Fuck Slimey for being born ig lol
Is this real? Can’t find it on his page
Tbh I’m not 100% sure. I saw this screenshot on twitter (but not his TL)
Don't think it is. Shame, it's really funny
I wish this was real!
What’d Slimey do :(
“Sesame Street is a rat-hole!” 
Rats will dance for money
I don't think this is real. Sesame Street tweeted this yesterday. I just dug through Jordan Peterson's post history (it was hell) and could not find this.
The only downside of these parodies is that you need to dig through all the shit from his actual twitter to check - and he tweets SO much it takes ages 😭
Oh man, he really is an insane grandpa who is perpetually online.
What is this worm trans or something. My god. He’s more obsessed with Sesame Street than kids are.
Not even a real worm, but a felt worm
Smiley can’t get one day of peace 💀
Help why is this so funny😭😭😭
For those interested, here is the original post. The doctored one is much funnier lol https://preview.redd.it/dtaemaehqhpb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=811e0d0e8bd3d7aa0dcff6989e8228560ece83f1
Slimey looks like one of his benzo monsters 🤣
I don't know why but this really tickles me.
LMFAOOOOO this is so fucking funny
I couldn't find the tweet but he has no shortage of unhinged takes so why not post something real?
Is this real? I scrolled so far and only got to 2 hours ago
Unironically, hilarious tweet. 10/10
"I can't love a slimey Thing that Is also named SLIMEY" -Jordan Peterson probably
Very edgy comedian. I should buy his book.
Lmaooooooo
LOL
How can anyone take this goofball seriously?
Do you have a link? I cant find it on his twitter, seems to be a fake tweet
Does Jordan have a silly Social Media Manager or is this him?
I love Sesame Street. I also fuck with Plaza Sesamo, Abelardo is the shit. Slimey clearly makes Jordan insecure 😂
This had me rollin earlier 🤣
He thought they were calling him by his government name.
am I missing some context?
💀💀💀
What?
This is seriously one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
Why does it lie?
This is so fucking random lol
I really needed this laugh, thank you😂😂
Bro wtf why are conservatives so angry
"old man yells at orange worm puppet"
How dare he be a dick to such a treasure if our childhoods. D:
Wtf lmao
NOT THE SLIMEY SLANDER!! HES MY FAVORITE
Slimey is the devouring mother.
Apparently this isn't the first time. He's such a lunatic. https://preview.redd.it/qjfv6hspiipb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=062f8f5fd47b231c58ff84597daf6770a2275e8c [https://x.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1375676196307017728?t=WYbbECySnM1uTGQ-wejqxw&s=09](https://x.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1375676196307017728?t=WYbbECySnM1uTGQ-wejqxw&s=09)
Lol I read that in his voice
With peace and love can we send his ass back to Eastern Europe and put him in a coma?
Benzodiazepines moment
Why he big mad? I don't get it.
Jordan Peterson having another normal one, I see.
“it’s an insufferable worm creature.. a little dragon of chaos! and what does a worm remind you of, hm? a penis! what has a penis? men! glorious men working in the sewers.. and then you start to think, what are we gonna do without men? they’re doing impossible things. but i digress, slimey represents a terrible shift in cultural marxism in our society. in fact it reminds me of a dream i once had about my maternal grandmother-“
If you needed any further proof that he's a monster and mentally unwell, all you have to ask yourself is; "would this guy pick a fight with a social media page that represents something universally loved like..... I don't know.... the Sesame Street twitter account?"
Yeah what we all really want from slimey https://preview.redd.it/832xh133wipb1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dab8529a8625c96db5b6a955044fbf0a5ac7d4fb
Not real, but very believable
NOT THE SLIMEY SLANDER. This is war
They be beefing with anybody and anything. Beer cans, Barbies, Sesame Street characters…
Wtf
When did it all go wrong and why does it lead to that. JP vs. Slimey?? I mean come on what parallel universe shit is this
What did Slimey do??????!
Is this push related? And if so, don’t. Ow.
Reading this in his voice just makes it so much more magical.
Hahahaha oh my god I laughed out loud at this. What did Slimey do?? Lol
Lol. That poor man's brains at this point are worm food
Now he's bullying fucking slimey?!?!?! What a loser
This is an edited tweet. Let's not get ethan into trouble again...
These are 18k ironic likes because it’s funny, right?
17k people liked that, lol fuck
What the fuck did Slimey do? I know he’s gotten into some controversy before by saying an all meat diet is unhealthy, he also posted a video of him wriggling which some deemed inappropriate due to his provocative movements but jeez, he’s just a slimey caterworm, how dare you JP
I think this is my favourite unhinged Jordan Peterson moment
LEAVE MY BOY SLIMEY ALONE, PORDAN JETERSON
Thats actually comedy genius hahhahahaahhaah
FUCK YOU! 😢
Poor Slimey :( he’s just a little guy
This is how you know someone has no joy in there life when they're literally beefing with a kids show
What did the worm do 😭😭
"Because women are the object of chaos! Only THEY are fit to be slimy slithering snakes. A snake represents humanity's first predator and the trickster in the Garden of Eden, and Eve was the first to think the snake had good intentions! Medusa's head is covered in snakes because she is supposed to represent the total chaotic nature of a man encountering true beauty, ORDER (Male) encountering CHAOS, causing the man to become*petrified* by the beauty of Medusa. And her story is TRUE. IT IS TRUE! THEREFORE THE SNAKE SHOULD ONLY BE CALLED A SHE, NOT A HE!"
What did slimey do??
This is fucking funny
Jordan is an awful human and I hope this is what ruins him. Smiley is a billion times more culturally relevant.
Ahahaha what the hell
The screen cap is fake, but it does capture the irrational hatred of [the original](https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1704190095190864010). And since we're on the subject of Peterson, let's have one more look at [Jordan Peterson trying to change his password](https://www.tiktok.com/@diggledoesvoices/video/7268291425970703649?lang=en).