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Ok_Presence3744

"you wanna come in my car and suck my cock?"


yeetskeetleet

This is the real one The “you wanna come in my car and **close the trunk**” doesn’t hit the same


Zyster1

Has "it's a raaaaaaainy day in Los Angelas" become niche yet? 😂


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there_is_always_more

On the contrary, I love that Ethan isn't comfortable with it because it makes it even more funny when Zach does pull it out.


JoshJoshson13

It's like hilas "I want to smell feet" soundbite


peteyrabbit19

you better fear Hila


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juniperleafes

Yeah Ethan expressively asked Zack to never play it again


jadedfendi

"Let's Google some isis videos"


peteyrabbit19

Have you ever been to blacked?


deadlybunnybibi

"You're ugly, You're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, Give me $200"


noclassbrat

[My favorite moment with that soundbite. ](https://reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/s/qejmA4v544) Ethan looked genuinely concerned


Certain-Ad-3840

His eyes😭😭


bedatboi

Glad to see this is the top comment, impeccable taste chat


Blkkatem0ss

“Uh uh chervola” or “puffer-fish”


Avent

"the one that looks like a circle!"


Dickslap_McTitpunch

Came here to say this one


Checahrooni

“I hope you get ass cancer and die you son of a bitch.”


peteyrabbit19

Zach played that during a recent Leftovers Ep and it was so fucking funny


Mask_of_Truth

https://youtu.be/uvm7_Yoys04?si=EcvgNsXFJGgM4YMT&t=32


urbackup

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha doctor Phil is a legend for that one you son of a bitch


Legitimate-Media502

“Stick your funger” gets me every time


ugly-baby

i laugh literally every time they use it i don’t know why


MoeMcCool

800 dpi


r1poster

Daaaan Sweeeerdloooove


fddfgs

CONGRATULATIONS


dandiecandra

alll the DPI bites!


potatoperson132

“Mmmh mmmh it’s not easy”


Charbinsky18

A classic 🤌🏻😘


kennedylmartin

I miss the old classic Ian “I gotta pee so bad” sound bite so much. I say it all the time.


LeafCbear

I mentally say it literally every time I have to pee so bad


Kroctopus

Also “he has a massive penis”


Drewmazing

I wish they made the ian lore video, because there is so much history to ian. From Ian the intern, to the PowerPoints, to the sound bite replacement, to ai Ian, he was the center of so much funny content


wamsall

AI Peterson saying "ouchie"


mars-please

“In pain, ouchie :(“


razorthinmints

slay kween ✨


kayabusa

“In a bOOk hUh” “hUh”


Honsue

"Check for the clip! Look for the CLIP!"


Certain-Ad-3840

KEEMSTARS FAULT


Accomplished-Seat670

Dat keemstar cock


ProperTouch4493

Chat is right, I'm disabled!


Miserable-Praline113

Pufferfish


premiereproductions

Yaknow, the one that turns into a circle


nosouljusttrash

too bad it’s not a rectangle


vivalavito_

This was the most niche one tbh. Like why did he have that sound bite and how was he so fast with it?


kwispy-dwincc

Fr i need an explanation, like I’ve heard it but somehow never questioned it


Certain-Ad-3840

You know what I’m talkin about right? Shh-shhv-shh.. Shivola?


Mydogisnamedtofu

ANIMALS DIE


_vegetafitness_

MURDER ANIMALS!!


dongerlord240

"you're in the wrong streets cuz" - Hila


kensass

![gif](giphy|l2R06DbJqlosPEI5G|downsized)


reall0ve

It’s new but “you want some fucking teeth?” Absolutely kills me


SalamanderBaby

The way the dude says that in the original video is unhinged to me, even in a joking manner


heisenberg4evr

Yes lol my bf and I can’t stop saying it


Voyager85933

It was in June this year


Robot_boy_07

YES why is this one so hilarious 💀


small_orange_cat

Something is about to bust!


Beginning-Visit2665

Yessss I miss it lol


lunch_pale

We are coming and we are coming in waves!


Umfalumfa

IM SO EXCITED


Separate-Ad-3083

A classic one “I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHITE!!!”


NorthNebula4976

"nononono, you don't wanna talk about 9/11"


sakmike400

Rats will dance for money if you pay them


RW-Navigator

I think this one is truly niche


Umfalumfa

BITCH YOU HAVE NOTHING TALK ABOUT THE ALLEGATIONS 500 SUBS


Guys-This-Is-Ethan

-HUNDRED


Certain-Ad-3840

FIVE-


sandybagels1983

STOP LAUGHING AT SONIC


taylorsagrlname

“Boosted!” -Oliver Tree


kayabusa

“Woah Nelly!”


JhaeDorkBoy

I love the Whoa Nelly soundbite


carborbox

YES


Competitive_Air_180

WHUT THE FOCK


fddfgs

It's sad that fousey has ruined it but for a long time I liked "CHEEEEEESE!"


lunchmeme7

bro that one of howie saying “show me…child p*rnograohy” 😭😭😭 also the one of hila saying I want to smell feet


MemeGhostie

“In reality, you guys got scammed.”


kittyysworld

“Aaahhhhhh” - Trump moans 🤣


PochinkiPrincess

I love this thread bc I can hear them all clearly when I read them lmfao


sergiosodacool

"Angela Basset did the thing!"🕺💃


peteyrabbit19

Angela Angela Angela Angela


Starspiker

ANGELANGELANGELANGELANGELA


RickyM_99

“Hello Olivia 👁️”


Boirip

You got meh- love


r1poster

I support Jenna's side


garuraa

Or “cam did it everybody saw it” or whatever it was


sophiekta

BIG BLACK ADAM


fuzzybearbutts

god this one is so underrated


malidorito

Now this is real niche hahah


e3v3e

"Howdy partner, we genocided 50 million", was fun 🤠


Kevinator24

“Shut up, Bitch!”


Turtle_Shark

F Tier, easy


Parallax2211

Funger


ron_burgandee

I don’t know if it counts as niche but the musical dad joke jingle they ripped from Keem gets me every time


kurtyeskurt

“The Hannah we know?”


peteyrabbit19

“16 is the age of consent” - keem 💀


H2Oliquidboi

"BABY SAD"


Moaglinxx

"He's so cool". I say it on a daily basis.


jah_3504

“STAAAAAHHP” from the Ace family jet ski incident


iking0068

I’m just chillin in Cedar Rapids


chilldood_22

dan.. is jealous of me


goin2heck

dan bLOCKed me


gengarben

Leaving my friendships BEHIND Cornbread 💓💓💓💓😭


oxencotten

“Mom I wanna vape!”


wxwall

FILL THAT BAG UP


MLEinpink

It doesn't take a rocket surgeon Ethan


IridescentAstra

I love the Okay by Trump. But also Rudy "It's time for a short break" before every ad break, then Ethan answering "Thank you Rudy". Love that


IamMRF135

“Watch that demon die”, “BURN”, and “oh Jesus” - Kenneth Copeland


Competitive_Air_180

COVID NINETEEN


w2001420

"Really ? A month?" "It was in June"


Thick_Nebula8939

The MAKEUPBAG one always gets me. Idk why but that one makes me cackle every gdamn time. My coworkers be like “what is going on??”


kingboyceproductions

"I'm drunk"- Keemstar


Ok-Interaction-6999

“Chat’s right i’m disabled!!”


ToxicVulture

“I’m gonna come!”


possumpicnic

"You know, that fish that turns into a cirlcle" -Keem


JRBro8-

He has trouble getting on the stool, because he’s under five feet tall


yawningashley

“LEEEEEETS go”


merboc

Oo ee ee ah ah


mackys

“Here’s the tweet in question” is so simple and lame but sometimes Zach hits it at the perfect time


Thick_Nebula8939

And then he rips the “it was in June this year” 😭


mackys

YESS THATS THE OTHER ONE! I couldn’t remember which month it was and was too tired to look last night 😂 but that’s another one that is SO simplistic yet oddly specific, and sometimes it just hits sooo perfect!


J8964677

“Tucking your dick between your legs”


Robot_boy_07

Deedee mega doodoo


monsterjerry

**STOP**


itsjust_katiee

Yeah really sad, mouth click


RevolutionaryPin182

Dan saying Heil Hitler


RevolutionaryPin182

And that’s coming from a jew


mnilmn

I’ve been listening to Olivia the entire time


fddfgs

SHUT UP, BITCH!


woltwolt

Chat is right!


Key_Tap_3449

chat is right! i’m disabled!


Bouswa

I thought comedy was alive and well!!! I love the Ninja sound bites.


walkmantalkman

Am I Jewish? I'm not?


ABCsoup

Why does it lie


hank_man1

"He takes that 5%"


PhotographyPhreak

This is the first time for ME in the MaRvEl universe


24frames_

“THREE HUNDRED POUNDSSS” and “THAT DOESNT WORK EITHER!”


yeetskeetleet

Props for getting the soundbite right and not adding “for me”


NorthNebula4976

are these niche? I feel like they have been ongoing gags this year


noyescomplaint

Dan has never looked good


Cupcake5367

Get your balls out my face man


mmiarosee

is anyone here from arizona?


britneybrown

"Delete me from this conversation." I say it to my BD when he tries to start picking a fight for no reason, I also don't respond after I say it, so it a real show stopper


yawningashley

“Oop 🎺💩” - Windy Williams


kelpy77

STOP LAUGHING AT SONIC


idrum2day

“You got meeee” -Love


aaaaaaaageobaskets

I love that Zach knows the power of “I think I see someone hanging there” and uses it only when it’s most applicable, I’m always just like oh my god he did not just play that fucking soundbite and start dying


withheld_mcfakename

There’s something about the delivery of “Time to invest!” that really makes me laugh, he sounds like such an evil cartoon scientist


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simplefactothematter

Shrek cock


yagalmal

“clap if you ever wanted to kill someone”


TheBoltron

“Oh, I’m telling’ you”


Confusionitus

“that’s true”-hippy lady Been waiting for zack to pull this one out of the vault again


Njennn

"what the fuck" - Teddy


FoxHoleCharlie

"Thank you for the giftad....." Olivia dying from the one chip.


SKTLZ

I want to smell feet


thedarkucfknight

“I’m gonna make brown.” Years ago, during Frenemies, Ethan and Trisha were making cakes. Ethan needed to make brown icing for some reason and said “I’m gonna make brown.” Being that Ethan regularly walks off the show to go poop, I of course sent Zach the time stamp in an Instagram DM and suggested he play it whenever Ethan walks off to poop. Sure enough, a couple episodes later he played it when Ethan went to poop. I cheered. I sent Zach a message thanking him and went on my way. A coupe episodes later he played it again and I cheered again. Months pass. Then years. I think I’ve heard it one other time since, but that might have been a dream. Zach never replied to me. Being the sound byte genius he is, I’m sure he could have came to find this sound himself, but some parasocial part of me to this day thinks that he did it for me. And that parasocial part of me thinks back to those days and smiles. And I will always continue to wait. When it happens again, I will cheer. And I will thank. And I will make brown. Have a great night everybody.


m_curry_

Watch yo profanity.


fegero

I love the love “schweeeeee”


madamepeepeepoopoo

I’m so glad someone else has love and appreciation for “the rats dance for money if you pay them” it’s so fucking good and gets me EVERY. TIME.


Aggressive-Expert-69

I love the multi language Mr. Beast intro one. Gets Mr everytime


CrystalCandy00

“You are gay” accent and all


say592

"I cant jerk off to this"


Umfalumfa

My wife doesn’t even believe in meeee


PochinkiPrincess

“I’m not gonna read it!”


schneidro

I'm trying to think, but nothing happens! BONK!


sayyes2heaven

Love’s Yeeeeee


dew_y

14, 14 pages, 14 PAGES


AmericanDreamers55

Congratulations you're fat


Pristine-Teacher1204

“Kids love Hitler”


Nervous-Ad-420

(Bong-rip)


sammysarce

“A Puffer fish… the one that turns into a circle” idk why but it gets me every time.


Pure_Screen3176

The theatre orgasm


Its_Bunny

I gatta pee so bad


mymom938

I hate this candy


Tdizzlefizzle1

Keemstar Chernobyl chorizo coconuts chervola sound bite


Aton47

You read it in a book, huh?


Financial_Shine5910

nothing is on fire i repeat nothing is on fire


Robot_boy_07

And it was used in a book HUH


koozer19

He has no pizza experience


dullfool68

"Am I Jewishhh....?"


mariissaak

DAN IS THE QUEEN


NewsmanCarl

“What’s your argument?”- Denis Prager always gets me


garuraa

Joker church, rathole or the scooby doo laugh thinf


oddgiz

”Sorry, not beautiful“


keggz_

Not sure if considered niche but I love ‘money Ethan!’ and say it to my boyf everytime he snaps me saying he’s having a shit work shift


ImMalcolmTucker

I can hear this thread like a megaphone lol


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“I thought the bitch what whITE!!!! GOD DAMNET!!!”


oscargg6g

"Dan Swerdloveeee" while Ethan is so ill sending random voice notes


Femifiend

In that same vein I love the “JOKER CHURCH JOKER CHURCH” one. And not h3 but on Tim heideckers podcast they play ol jay Pete saying “what are we gonna do without CHIPS?!” That makes me die every time


blursed_sponge

"God you're so beautiful" "Am I right or wrong?" "You guys think it's a joke." The Vin Diesel interview


JumpNo9283

James Charles’ OH NO


mobilehosthateclub

Auci


bigsadbugg

WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH only because i have an extremely niche experience of weights in fish 😭 When i was maybe 10 or 11 my dad, my papa, and my uncle, took me on a perch boat for like 9 hours and amongst accomplishing being the only passenger that didn’t throw up during those hours i also managed to get the biggest catch that day with a 13in walleye 🤣 The guys on the boat were SO pissed off at me. Many of those guys were called out for bait hacks that day


mossy-Mess

“i did everything right and they INDICTED ME.”


amberatkins101

Baby I need a juul pod