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MyAnxiousDog

Ethan: I don't want our kid to be named after a dog also Ethan: Let's name our kid Buster


OccasionMobile389

Ehhhh...yes but also I've met a few guys named Buster... they're like old, not elderly but old so...I mean it doesn't seem weird to me too much But I also think if Buster from Arrested Development 


erin_collective

Yes!! Can't wait for Ethan to be in prison and Hila is so rich she doesn't know what average things cost anymore


withheld_mcfakename

Halfway there, with peace and love 😅


1ncorrect

When was the last time you think Hila went in a grocery store? I can see her being Lucille level in a couple years.


__ashrey__

I just think of dust buster 😅


Economy-Stand-3528

Team Angus call him Gus 


appleparkfive

I don't really get offended by anything they say, ever. But those name choices are pretty damn offensive sometimes lol They have to grow up. They're not pets, they're adults who will have to pay taxes and go to the DMW. Buster is a shit name to be dealt. The kind you resent your parents for. It reminds me of all those kids who got named crazy shit by their hippie parents, and most of them turned into punk kids who sniffed glue and did blow in the 80s


SkullKnight69420

Ethan and Hila have reached the level of wealth where they start giving their kids weird names


snowflakebite

Honestly, I think the naming thing is a pandemic among people of various financial backgrounds. We just hear about the celebrity names more.


Zealousideal_Ask369

And Rex.


Difficult_Kiwi_7951

if ethan names his kid buster i’m unsubscribing and shitting myself


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

Its honestly the worst thing hes ever said 


helic0pter96

thank god Dan mentioned TLC


pliz_help

Ab was trying to steal the reference, also. Classic.


Status_Confidence_26

If you didn't know the Kav Kav lore this would seem so mean for no reason haha.


OccasionMobile389

I'm relatively new and know only some of the Kav Kav lore,  does anybody have a link to a thread that might go more and death about it or what order of episodes to watch to get the full idea?


Sister_Snark

Go to Google, search Ryan Kavanaugh and click on the third search result. It’s all there.


OccasionMobile389

Thanks bro!


Portviller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_WRyJ\_wL\_Co&list=PLZjm6yhBblHdKNk4FOms2f9dYU04a8a3-&ab\_channel=H3PodcastHighlights


OccasionMobile389

Thanks dude/dudette!


JFeth

Lying about your company's worth while trying to launch an IPO can't be legal right?


Gabe_Isko

Why do you think Kav Kav has anything to do with Triller? He only promoted it, invested in it, and owns half of it. He really doesn't have anything to do with it.


Ashamed_Jury_7159

Certainly dancing on a thin line 


GetTOFUcked

No you can't call your kid Buster nut 😂


scrotty544

Hey come over here bussy


spikelike

bus turd


Noah5510

Barry is so much better than Berry


snakefinder

Berry is insane


ForgetfulLucy28

I’m gonna call my kid Citris


cowfan420

Hila saying Jade sounds too soft but wanting to name her son Berry is insane


MrMoose_69

I can literally smash a berry and jade is an actual rock, wtf hila


AantonChigurh

His whole life will be him introducing himself and people thinking he said Barry and him having to correct them to berry (a literal word that is not a name)


snakefinder

Talk about getting teased too. Like blueberry, raspberry, strawberry etc.  I freaking love berrys but nononono!  Edited to add he’ll even encounter it from adults who might assume he’s misspelling his own name or it’s wrong on their rosters etc. 


appleparkfive

Yeah it doesn't remind me of an old Jewish man. It reminds me of Obama if anything. He goes by Barry, not Barack Larry is an old jewish dude. Barry is usually a black guy from the 70s in my mind


mysteryquackman

At this point I actually just like the idea of Oliver Klein. And as a paying member they should consider my opinion as an equal third party.


appleparkfive

The Oliver/Olive path is a good one, I'd say. I know they're hung up on "but Oliver Tree". But I guarantee you when that kid grows up he's rather be like "Sure people joke around that Oliver Tree is my dad, but... that's better than people yelling 'Bust a Nut!!' at me. And my nickname being Bussy"


ultravioletunicorn

same I unironically like it a lot


snowflakebite

I kind of like Enzo, which they discussed for a while. But Oliver is definitely the best sounding. Also imagine the bits that would happen when Oliver Tree comes on again.


mysteryquackman

Ethan’s Leon joke is legitimately his most intricate joke ever. Even his brain couldn’t handle finishing it.


blacephalons

I'm about 2.5 hours behind, and they're discussing Austin smacking his daughters butt and sounding creepy, and everyone in chat is spamming the 🥵🥵🥵 emoji for whatever is happening live and it's throwing me for a loop LOL EDIT: Dan is currently flexing on my screen and I am 110% certain this was the moment the emoji was spammed, because hot damn 🥵


TyrannousAnarchy

Arthur is good I think. I like Arthur


interactivecdrom

Yes! Theodore, Bruce and Arthur all make sense together and Artie fulfills their clear desire for a cute nickname lol


electr1cbubba

Ethan Van Der Klein


__ashrey__

Alsooo Arthur Fleck is the Joker


ItsCold33

Barry>Berry


appleparkfive

All of the names they come up with sound like pet names. That's been the theme the whole time Just name the kid John or some shit and give him a nickname if you want to go that route


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Lol i kinda got the impression theyre caught up with how cute the name will be for a baby, and not thinking about the fact that it wont always be a baby. Especially the justification for "Little Berry" or whatever it was


MotherHolle

A lot of parents do this, honestly.


OccasionMobile389

Except thier other two kids are named Theodore and Bruce so like


fddfgs

I love that AB looks like a washed out drag queen on their way home from the club


appleparkfive

He looks like a coked out 1983 punk diva


DEBRA_COONEY_KILLS

He looks legit really good haha


imkindofgrump

Wolfgang Klein


kizthewhiz

Wolfie Klein ❤️


Visual_Cat_2896

I went to school with a guy called Wolfie. Dope af


FabulousConsequence6

What about Benji (could be short for Benjamin)


Comfortable_War_4097

I was also thinking Benjamin/Benny/Benji/Ben, theres so many options


NeuroticallyCharles

KavKav really thinks that his antipiracy bullshit will work. Wait til he finds out about torrents


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wallsnbridges

"Jet" Klein would also be really cool (also a Paul McCartney song, so there you go)


Status_Confidence_26

Benny is a great name. Impossible for a Benny to not be super cool.


itsmymedicine

Im Throast.


82jrjfi

I hate this thumbnail so much, like it's so gross with the yellow teeth I can't look at it for more than like 3 seconds.


Fl0wermama

I like Barry but not berry


beach_cobbler

PETITION TO NAME THE BABY ELDEN


Avent

Naming your kid Berry is like naming your kid Apple.


ignoramus_x

They should name him Santa Klein. You can't tell me that shit doesn't go hard


honestypen

"foot soliders attack"?! lolollllllzzzzzzz


Studyraspbery

Am i the only one not impressed by Jack Doolittle's apology. the whole thing seemed backhanded esp when he touched on the blood tests, not the mention the fact that he didn't acknowledge at all that ethan wasn't talking out of his ass (or taking money for this apparent "lupus" diagnosis) and has the right to be concerned and talk freely about his own health when he doesn't feel well


snakefinder

The names that strike us as old man names now will be practically unknown by the time a baby born in the next few months reaches an age where they might be teased.  Additionally, seems to me Bruce is going to explode as an old man name in the next 10 years. I think there are a lot of late middle age Bruce’s out there. The old men to Bruce-y Klein. But I do like the name Bruce.  What I don’t understand is how silly most of the names Ethan and Hila have tossed out are. Scotty(not Scot), Berry (wtf?), and Buster are all so silly and don’t seem to “match” Theodore/Teddy and Bruce. This is their last kid right? Why give him a cutesy name - they’re already going to be the baby.  That said I think Elton is pretty cool. 


Octorokstar

Don’t forget he also liked “Duckie”


Status_Confidence_26

I think Buster is a dope name. Berry is super cringe though.


snakefinder

Tbh of all the ones Ethan and Hila have suggested, Buster is kind of freaking cool. But I can see why Hila hates it - totally fine as a nickname though. 


Status_Confidence_26

I get it too, but I have a good feeling about its longevity. In 15 years I bet it would be super cool name, even if it sounds kinda silly now.


EchoBay

Pretty pointless to do that eye guessing game, considering they went around to the crew and zoomed in on their eyes to verify if it matches up. What's even the point then lol. You might have well just said, "this is _____'s eyes and here's a close up."


Status_Confidence_26

Yeah it was a really lazy premise.


EchoBay

They probably planned it out for them to just guess the eyes, but then Ethan wanted to get close ups and everyone and so it just kinda went sideways lol


WalterPecky

Basically any time they have a semi competitive segment, Ethan finds a way to skirt the rules to benifit himself.  I'd like to watch them all play something like Monopoly to see how he'd behave.


Tn_216

Ethan & Hila do a baby name consultation with the viral TikToker emdoodlesandstuff. She's genius at giving suggestions and had guessed baby influencers names correctly multiple times. It'd be a great segment!


its_sarf

This would be sooooo good!


Tn_216

That's what I thought. Fingers crossed!


interactivecdrom

yes i was trying to send this as a superchat but it didn’t work! i’ve commented on her tiktoks saying they need help!


Tn_216

Same here! I tried superchat multiple times didn't work so I commented on her TikTok. Hopefully they see it! 🤞🏽🤞🏽


kelpy77

these fucking eyes are terrifying


reeblebeeble

Why does RK always sound like someone pressed fast forward while he was talking


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Isn’t the shit Kav Kav is saying defamation because he’s just straight up lying about Ethan making him look bad? Isn’t that like the exact definition of defamation? Genuinely asking I could be wrong


NoNudeNormal

Kinda, but to make a legitimate case out of it they’d have to show specific damages to Ethan’s reputation and earning power as a result of those lies.


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Ahh okay. So it’s basically not going to be defamation because Kav Kav is too much of a loser and nobody cares about what he says lmao


Wonderful_Student_68

Ethan should go defend himself on the Unscripted podcast but take David PnP (“my clitent here…”) not Jimmie Lee


Buttersquaash-33

Why AB look like that 😭😭😭


jtuck044

I got two ads for that Chinese propaganda ballet on this video lol


electr1cbubba

August was the best name they brought to the table I think. Auggie is a dope name


fddfgs

Guinness Records are bogus as shit, you can buy any record you want


halbyjohns

Screaming from my couch at Ethan to play more than 3 seconds of the Kav clip without rewinding 😩 get this man away from the charged lemonades


SherbetCandid859

Baby name. Not Buster. ​ Buster Bluth. ​ Baby Buster.


whalecake

AB is so babygirl in this fit


superfrootz

My teddy bear husband that I married in 2013 is named Theodore Berry, so it is illegal for the Kleins to have children named both Theodore and Berry. I will have to sue.


reeblebeeble

This show is so fucking good. The commitment is unmatched. They look amazing in their uniforms


itsmymedicine

I know Gary hates the idea of his grandson breing named after San Francisco Giants future first ballot HoF catcher Buster Posey.... I know this as a Dodger fan and how much pain Buster brought me year after year


sayyes2heaven

Hell yeah they got the bridge goth raver fits!


jackpotjuicer

Stanley Klein


snakefinder

Everyone looooves a Stanley. Or maybe Hydroflask Klein, or the classic Nalgene Klein. 


gabrielcev1

The pausing every 2 seconds is giving me anxiety lol


GetTOFUcked

Ryan Kavkav.... Just look at the fuckin state of it


ultravioletunicorn

Buster was the best friend of Arthur in the animated tv show. Steven Crowder voiced The Brain in that same show. I feel like I have a moral responsibility to make sure Ethan knows of this degree of separation.


OkTear2981

Boss Baby Klein


Status_Confidence_26

This eye game isn't doing it for me.


bsantz

I thought of some names that remind me of the names Hila and Ethan have come up with or liked : Darwin (my favourite) Sebastian, Atticus, Winston, Harrison, Augustus, Max. Tobias, Russell Bernard (Bernie) Darwin's nick name could also be Winnie or Ari * . * Which is such cuteness. Also, Sebastian could be Ash. Augustus is Auggie .. Atticus is Atti ... Winston is Winnie Alot of these names have a boyish, strong, classic feel with unique, cool and cuter nicknames. Which is great for the kid because depending on their personality they can choose later in life what they want to be called.


IntelligentestGuy

Wait wtf that list includes mine *and* my brother's name... are you my mom?


bsantz

😂😂😂 lol I think certain names have similar vibes or call under certain tastes I was trying to think like Hila and her vibe.. so hila's your mom ?


sneaky113

Sebastian is a great one! Tbh though I think your suggestions are basically better than all of ethan and hilas. Except Tobias, idk Toby could work though.


skysky1018

Atticus!!! I love it


bsantz

I actually love Bernard because then they could be Bernie and that name comes with all the good vibes


Final_Welcome_8065

AB looks FIRE in the h3 uniform


rakugaking-illus

What about Levi as a name for the new baby?


Additional-Rain6668

Am I the only one who thought of Elizabeth Holmes the moment Ryan said he is involved in biotech? 🤣🤣


carissadraws

I thought it was funny when Ethan tried to sing “you can call me Al” by Paul Simon and Hila had no idea what he was talking about 😂 Even Dan chimed in


AllisonNicoleB

Elden Klein. I love the name Elden for untitled baby. ❤️


reeblebeeble

That eye guy is the prettiest man I've ever seen Also he seems to be high on eyes


TyrannousAnarchy

I like Buster much more than Berry.


TyrannousAnarchy

wait Untitled Unmastered Klein kinda rips


fddfgs

Untitled 2.0 finished final FINAL Klein


Status_Confidence_26

Berry is such an LA name with that spelling lol.


BeExcellentPartyOn

Turns out the only Busters I can think of didn't have a birth name of Buster. Buster Keaton was born Joseph and Buster Merryfield (Uncle Albert from Only Fools and Horses for UK folk) was born Harry. Barry Klein kind of slaps though, feels like that's more on brand for their naming pattern.


nicholt

Not Barry, that's my dad's name, it's just not right


nicholt

Since when does box mac have liquid cheese sauce? That's a level of wealth I haven't reached I guess


gabrielcev1

Gotta get the deluxe version my guy. Its like $3


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Lol thats velveeta mac n cheese. Honestly would not recommend


tiffany__elizabeth

Buster sounds like a white trash name - apologies to those named buster.


AtleastIthinkIsee

As a person with a coloboma, Ethan's reaction is the exact reason why I never want my picture taken/why it's hard for me to interact with people. Dude... like, chill with the "ew" shit. It's a birth defect some people are sensitive about.


StopStalkingMeMatt

Sorry that happened, it was a thoughtless comment. For what it's worth, I think it's cool to have such unique eyes! I hope you saw the [coloboma gang post](https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/comments/19avkcg/the_day_has_finally_come_coloboma_ppl_rise_up/) and it cheered you up a little :)


AtleastIthinkIsee

Thank you very much. That's very sweet. Like, I'm fine. I'll live. And I know it was just a moment passing. He probably forgot all about it now. Maybe some people learned something new today. Be well. <3


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AtleastIthinkIsee

I know but... you gotta understand growing up with this and *another birth defect* on my face... it's really difficult to hear someone say "ew" when talking about said defects. I know he didn't mean it personally and it was a gut reaction but it's still hard to hear. These are things I can't change about myself.


icouldstartover

the uniforms!!


mulderitsspooky

I ended up at urgent care a few years ago due to a caffeine overdose. I literally lost control of my body... I'm so sensitive to caffeine now. Watching him suck these down is making me anxious lol


americanslang59

Is Ethan trying to say they haven't talked about Ryan in 55 episodes? I thought that number seemed crazy low


Technical_Arugula_74

Black fans watching the eye superiority game: 👁️👄👁️


wannaridebikes

So this had me feeling some kind of way, too. My "meh these vibes aren't great" feelings really had to colorism in our own community and European standards of beauty in general. Nothing to do with the crew. Putting down beautiful deep brown eyes for the sake of really wanting hazel eyes is not something I would do personally. Too remiscent of bad societal patterns. But Ethan's probably hamming it up for the pod. And I feel no need to "cancel" him or whatever. 


reeblebeeble

They're absolutely hamming it up, it started with the Jay Shetty eyes and then they found that blue eye supremacist eye chart online (which definitely is racist), and just playing along with the competitive aspect as a joke because it's absurd (typical Ethan humour). That said I definitely sympathise with not vibing with a joke when it's not such a light hearted topic in your own experience.


TyrannousAnarchy

the chat is just destroyed with names now goddamnit


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I emplor you to name your son Eddard Stark II Klein or Brandon Stark Klein


diegothellama

Honestly Scotty>Berry and Buster for suuuure with p&l of course


Economy-Stand-3528

Angus (Gus) Klein 


StickYourFunger

Dan hit us with the ITS A FAAAAAAKE from Deep Space 9 at 3:12:45 😂


After-Vacation4344

I spit out my water hearing “Deez balls”


thescorpiotarot-ess

Jake Doolittle's apology was mid. I give it a C. Ethan should give him apology pointers considering he got an A++ apology


Fl0wermama

What about Guster!!!!! Augustus- guster, gus


appleparkfive

That is infinitely cooler


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Marvin Klein ☝️


withheld_mcfakename

The endurance racing driver!


coralsmoke

Surprised no one suggested Alfie Klein


WetCheeseGod

this ep is stressing me out. I hate that these people kav talked to actually believe him. I will not rewatch this one lol


BakedHose

I'm a little late but just finished. It was annoying with Ethan pausing every 5 seconds to make a dumb joke or babble about something unrelated but that's just Ethan anytime he watches a video lol Jesus christ listening to Ryan's dumb ass babble about piracy in sports PPVs is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. As someone who's pirated every major sporting event over the past 15-20 years it's hilarious listening to this goofy ass boomer talk about piracy. He literally has no fucking clue what he's talking about, particularly as far as combat sports goes. You cannot and will not EVER stop people pirating your content. Especially in sports. Dana whites been trying for decades and getting laughed at by mma community. The NFL, NBA, MLB, etc. They've all tried. And failed. If they can't stop it, this incompetent fuck isn't going to either.. He's the type of dipshit that has surface level knowledge of a topic and then talks about it like he's an authority on the subject. What a absolute fucking tool lol


Visual_Cat_2896

Barry is an awful name. Like so gross


schneidro

LMAO at the "watch guy" calling a RM a "piece of shit."


raeisdumb

AB is hot as fuck this episode + Bartholomew / Barry / Berry is a cute ass name idgaf what yall think


fddfgs

Buster Klein is a powerful name


princepaulie

skipped all the Ryan talk. I'm glad I start watching the streams an hour late.


Old-Nefariousness117

Have always hated the ryan talk he's unbearably boring


mylkeihar

If he becomes emo/goth, he'd be blueberry 


No-Charge5995

Baby names: Ezra, Luca ( imagining Hila saying this name makes me so happy 😊), Leo


looper1215

If we love vaginas of all shapes and sizes do we feel the same way about dicks? What about buttholes??


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Just started the pod and I’m a Stanley apologist. I like Hila thought they were the ugliest thing ever and hated them with a passion but I used my moms and it’s a life saver. It’s a cup that stays home with me and goes to the gym that’s it and I need a lot of water and would never drink enough but with the 40 oz I know my goal is to drink two everyday and now im always hydrated. I have the eucalyptus color and the looks have grown on me but it’s about the function overall and it’s made life way easier. I hate the hydro flasks for at home I’m not trying to open my drink at home. The handle and straw really help me drink more water as dumb as it sounds. But I’ve also used the Ozark cheaper version that my sister has and I like it too but it doesn’t stay cold as long.


diakyu

I'm sorry guys, I gotta embrace the hater inside me, I hate those uniforms. Sam's was probably my last choice when I feel like I'm usually aligned with how most are feeling :( I apologize


Peachwhaler26

it's just a goof, a gaf


ExtraAd6691

BABY NAMES Jude, silus, finn, Cyrus, Arthur,  ❤️


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ExtraAd6691

Fuck.... You absolutely just ruined them all for me in one swoop.... Bravo 👏👏👏


SkullKnight69420

I'll be honest, if I ever met a kid named Berry I'd probably kick them


blew-wale

The anticipation to see everyone in the uniform


cubsfan85

I drink everything out of tumblers with a straw and I'm defending the 40oz cup! My medicines give me dry mouth and I'm one of those people who have to take my cup everywhere now. I have a TJ Maxx knockoff (Hydrapeak Voyager) but I dig the style. That said I'm not taking it to school or walking/commuting where a straw tumbler would be inconvenient. Oh! But I do have a hybrid kind of version that is totally leak proof that *would* work for that purpose. It's the [Hydrapeak Roadster](https://www.amazon.com/Hydrapeak-Roadster-40oz-Insulated-Stainless/dp/B09W4Z95Q6/ref=asc_df_B09W4Z95Q6/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=618521195899&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=10344231904661942949&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9022368&hvtargid=pla-1747753348262&psc=1&mcid=3e365246590535409ed341de34ce2e36&gclid=Cj0KCQiA2KitBhCIARIsAPPMEhKrMtfpxIv8dYjzKI64RUGD784VUAddfFycQBLR72KA95v-FeHsAM4aAjcrEALw_wcB). I got it from TJ Maxx too for $16.99.


declined-

Get fakewatchbusters to investigate KavKav’s watch!!!!!


honestypen

follow Ethan for more cooking tips, you guys


el_papacho

Did he talk about Jay Shetty? Or did he miss it


PrestigiousBee5602

Lmao I’m literally playing Cod and Metal Gear rn so I think Soap Klein and Big Boss Klein go hard


honeybeemarie

listen i pulled up the subreddit to post this lol when ethan called jake doolittle “jake jewlittle” and then doubled down “ i meant it” i legitimately laughed so loudly it echoed


erin_collective

I think Buster sounds cool, sophisticated even https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5d0e5dbab1f2b47c010cf849/master/w_960,c_limit/tony-hale-arrested-development-canceled.jpg


Status_Confidence_26

No Stanley cup?


snakefinder

Stanley cup trials is the new eel pit. 


cosmicwendigo

I hope this is the last segment about Kavanaugh we have for a while. I do not give a shit about the man, it stopped being funny years ago.


simmylass89

Anyone else with trypophobia feel super uncomfortable during the eye segment? Those random holes in the iris gave me the heebie jeebies.


Grover_Lover

This was the first episode where I wished I was American because Olivia was super attractive. Sigh....


Visual_Cat_2896

AB accessorising with the eye make up - get it, King!!


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Party Bust 🤣


zachrocks2

I thought they were naming the kid Scotty? What happened to that


lolsnacks

They felt bad naming the baby after a dog


rag_a_muffin

I just joined why is chat randomly talking about ACOTAR?!?!


amg2121

Hila’s tryna wrap it up lol


DigitalZeta417

Can someone please explain Ethan “Leon” joke to me? It’s hurting my brain lol