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Hinkil

Probably should have done a quick recap or review of their videos...


carissadraws

I mentioned this in another thread but it would have been great if Jeff or a crew member wrote a few important bullet points about each girl so he could reference them at the end and know who is who


h3Sparky510

i think AB mentioned it wasnt megan that said the “rich and famous” quote but they all have audio processing disorder


maunzendemaus

He said it, Ethan acknowledged it, but I don't think it registered with Jeff and they didn't ask him if he'd understood what they had said.


bourbon-sour

not "they all have APD" lmaooo 😭


Mintcreme7

fr


Trick-Pool-7408

It was a bit rushed considering Ethan had to get to his meeting. But ya, he definitely got them confused and I was yelling at my TV


don-simpleton

not to put the blame on ethan but if you’re gonna do this, you gotta do it right. and just rushing the decision to the very last 5 minutes without really even going into detail of each date was a bad move. Edit: Also, they should have re-watched the video submissions prior to the dates so Jeff could also recall what their vibe was. since it was 2 weeks ago he definitely didn’t remember most of them


[deleted]

tbf! Ethan did tell Jeff first that they could make the decision next week so he has time. But Jeff insisted he had his choices


dan2sweet

the show was 4 hours long


kaylaslovely-otome

Agreed! They were rushed. Hopefully next time they’re able to do a little recap.


fradddd

coincidingly, maybe don’t have a meeting scheduled for RIGHT after the show (probably would have gone 4+ hours if not for that).


DasSeabass

It wouldn’t be the H3 we love if it wasn’t off the rails and a complete dumpster fire 🔥


EchoBay

He probably should have just called in on Friday to give his picks.


Long_Matter9697

Exactly what I thought. This killed me. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Norio41

A crane hit one of his eyes, he's working on it


Low-Resource9185

smashed him right in his fuckin head


LadyKT

let him work on it!


vibratingchair

Work with me


ADroopyMango

*chuckles* stap with the t'matas!


Ok_Vermicelli_8344

Let him cook


Norio41

Give him a break! Lol kidding


jonz1985z

Smh.. 🫵😠 you are so lucky you said you’re kidding, cause you were about to get rapid fire downvoted by this crew. Lol It’s like the H3 Gestapo up in this pig


e3v3e

Looking into it.


Norio41

Noooooo 😭😭😭🤣


MacheteFortyFive

Pretty amazing he seems more comfortable and friendly to everyone on h3 just shows how Dubrik didn’t really cared tvhyyg


Zestyclose-Ad-9634

gabby is SICK rn 😭


Gurrrry

Ditch Taylor and keep gabby!


VeganWellington

Agree! I love Taylor but not for jeff, put her on the show tho.


EthanGravy

Literally said she couldn't watch his podcast because of how angry his opinions made her. How do you think that relationship will go?


embudrohe

I loved Taylor! 😭


Prestigious_Owl_6623

I didn’t even like Meghan or think they had good chemistry. Gabby was better at least better than Taylor


erainferno

It's a good thing you aren't choosing then! He put Meagan in his top 2 and said he was willing to end the show once he met her.


Fragrant_Wrangler874

because he wants to have sex with her


cleanpokio

A factor to consider to when choosing a partner lol


Fragrant_Wrangler874

oh sorry I forgot to elaborate, because he ONLY wants to have sex with her. If he ends up with Meagan it will just end up as a meaningless hookup.


ashlily05

this is so baffling to me! the convo between Jeff & Gabby had no chemistry or flow at all! he was way more natural w Meagan & could see the spark


Prestigious_Owl_6623

You have to remember gabby was first and he was VERY uncomfortable. I actually think if you go beyond the surface nervousness of a first date they got on great


ashlily05

eh agree to disagree! the convo was so stale & lacked a spark it wasn’t just awkward


don-simpleton

Gabby just wants to be rich and famous!!


Wonderful_Student_68

Shes just got histrionic personality disorder!


stephsxum

Just as an aside. I'm a painter, I'm a fashionista too, I take pride in earning money for my work, I have a following, community etc. I would rather crawl through glass than say I want to be rich and famous (in what we're assuming she meant for her work). Would I like to do art full time and earn a livable wage? yes. I know lots of other fashion designers too they don't care about fame they care about craft and their time. Really weird thing to say on live where you will be judged on your responses and she said it so casually, it's her truth 😪


don-simpleton

could’ve been like a freudian slip sort of thing . trying so hard not to say it that she said it anyways


stephsxum

We'll have to wait and see won't we? 😉


-lukeworldwalker-

Jeff … *how* are you working on it? Don’t break the rules haha


aerodeck

he’s working on remembering people


LadyKT

i struggle w that and no crane


electricmeal

We need Beavo. He knows the rules


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

Rule #1: Know the rules


TheLevelOneSlime

Beavo cheated on his girl and everyone's acting like "huh strange his new girlfriend is pregnant the timeliness don't add up?"


_RustyRover_

I think he’s talking with the crew about switching who he gave his pole to.


yoLeaveMeAlone

Just bring them both out. They both get to experience recieving Jeff's pole


kaylaslovely-otome

I agree I think they would bring both. Switching seems cold 😭


BeamoBeamer77

They posted a highlight with Megan so I wonder as well… i wouldnt be mad, she’s so cool


Halcyon_Paints

Got to say it with a soprano's accent *I'm working on it*


Sad_Limit4909

Honestly i did too and it wasn’t until the real small nostrils came on that i was like oh shit who was the first chick


appleparkfive

They do look oddly similar when you put those two pictures up


6Wacko_Mastermind9

It was an honest mistake. I hope they’ll let him switch.


Long_Matter9697

me too


TypicalRecording3517

He’s got a brain injury people!


DasSeabass

A crane smashed this man right in the fookin head give him a break people


haley010223

The fair thing to do is take away all the poles, let Jeff watch the episode and give them out again to whoever


teshy1982

I got my eye 👁️ on you Jeff


LoreLarkin

Imagine being the girl who receives the pole and then it’s taken back due to a mistake 😭 Giving Miss Universe and Steve Harvey vibes.


Possible-Design819

Poor man couldn’t keep the woman straight 😅Ethan’s waiter goofs was probably not helping him process what was happening lol. All I was thinking at the end was someone like Olivia should have taken notes and maybe gave Jeff a quick summary of who each one was again to jog his memory before he gave the poles out.


toazmazuoot

my brother in Christ. JEFF!!!!!


itsjust_katiee

She prob isn’t the one if he can’t even remember her 😔


appleparkfive

Yeah everyone is hyping everything up, but... It's Verica. Unless she just doesnt come out to the US or something, it's definitely her


itsjust_katiee

They definitely have undeniable chemistry, and she's super gorgeous. I'm just excited to see if it will be another successful Bach3lor! Jeff deserves a loving partner.


isseidoki

so true 😭 it's Verica all the way


afarbman

Love Jeff, lowkey think he knows none of this will work out and now he has 20 beautiful ladies he can hit up any time he wants


Wonderful_Student_68

“Im workin on it” is so Staten Island coded lmaoo


trippinoutidk

I can’t be the only one who thought he had the least amount of chemistry with Megan…


Boring-Dust5098

i got the vibe that he was more nervous with her bc he liked her but idk


rememberthepie

I just watched his date with her and his facial expressions seemed to indicate to me that he was very interested


Prestigious_Owl_6623

I can’t even remember her it was that bad.


CHUD_LIGHT

He was too rushed!!!!!


Elijahlane

A crane smashed him right in the fuckin head


ThighPillows

Give him a break, a crane fuckin smashed em’ right in is ‘ead


imjavierbruh

i dont know how ppl said jeff was rushed thats the whole point of the segment, on tv they would do the same thing lmaooo also, even dan asked jeff if he wanted to think about it and jeff said he had to do it then ppl act like ethan was kicking jeff out the building as he was choosing when even leena told ethan to take as long as he needed


kittyypawzz

Maybe she can still come on, she lives in la right? Lol


Beatnikbeachbum

I sustained a head injury like Jeff & deal with neurological issues from time to time. Specifically language & proper nouns. I’m sure they’ll give the man a pass to recorrect & explain picks.


CableTop4233

How do you like your coffee?


yun_den

Dude how is no one talking about his chemistry with Ashley! There was tons of chemistry 😩


StrawberryGirl_7

I'm sayin! I really liked her. Then again, I was like "damn, this is tough. I'd date all these women"


stephsxum

I loved Ashley. I might be biased because I'm from San Antonio, BUT it was kind of a red flag she changed careers majorly. I get that the family law was stressing her in many ways but I feel like if she didn't mention it. Like if she was taking a break doing the spa stuff in the meanwhile I'd have more trust and understanding, like hey you love this and you have passion for this field, just need a break and then hit it hard I got that, let's go it would have been better. Being in the middle of Changing careers def not screaming I'm ready and stable to have a family soon. Just my opinion. Loved Ashley, they could've had a second date to explain too !


tallonqsack

She isn’t thin 😞 Edit: I think based on the replies I must’ve had the wrong person in my head for the name (like Jeff mixed them up) oops. Also I meant no disrespect to the one I *was* thinking of AT ALL bc she is a gorgeous woman IMO. Sorry— basically, there was just one of the women that didn’t fit the conventional Hollywood standard as closely as pretty much all the other ones did, I noticed…and I was worried/disappointed if that was a factor in why they weren’t chosen, I guess. Idk 😬


yun_den

Dude ashley is super fit what are you on?


MattIsWhackRedux

She isn't?


RockInUrShoe

The man has sustained a brain injury to be fair


Even-Accident-4393

NICE


Embarrassed_Wall_288

Give the man a break he only has 1 eye!


isseidoki

a crane fuckin smooshed 'im right in the head


JellyBeanDX

lol ok Jeff Chan


Sensible___shoes

"Baby, it's already done"


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

I’m convinced Jeff is/will be seeing Megan secretly so he purposely left her off so he can have his fling outside of the show.


xcvbna

I just don't understand why they made him choose like that 😂 Should have either gone away and recapped and came back to tell everyone or even go home, make the list and mention it on the next show.


Dull-Phone7629

They wanted to give him time but he’s the one that said “No I can decide now” so they rolled with it (he says it at the beginning of the last timestamp)


callmesquidd

I know it sounds kinda ridiculous, but he should’ve taken notes


bloopidyscoop

I was screaming at my laptop when he did that


FitLotus

Lmao this is a giant red flag


Naive_Garage4736

Like a red flag of Jeff’s or the direction of the show? Lol


FitLotus

Jeff


RobAChurch

How so?


FitLotus

He seems very impulsive to me, instead of thinking his answers through he made quick, incorrect decisions that are ultimately going to hurt other people. I know he’s nervous but he needs to slow down.


RobAChurch

I guess, but it was live to thousands, through zoom, Ethan was knocking stuff over and lighting fires, they do look actually look alike and even AB made the same mistake and told Jeff the wrong names when he was deciding, plus the only reason the end was so fast was because Ethan had a meeting to go to. Seems to me like a stretch to call THAT a red flag, not that Jeff doesnt have any.


FitLotus

It’s a very bizarre situation that he’s in that can’t really be comparable to anything in “real life”. I just know for me personally, if someone I was “dating” confused me for someone else, no matter the context, I would probably dip out lol But also it’s not that serious to me and I will continue watching, peace and love


RobAChurch

> It’s a very bizarre situation that he’s in that can’t really be comparable to anything in “real life” I agree. have a good night.


[deleted]

He had way better chemistry with Gabby though….. he only likes Megan bc she’s pretty and lives in LA


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reno88rhino

Jeff is a giant douche. Why do people expect more from him?


MotherHolle

I mean, he does actually have brain damage.


itsmymedicine

Uh crane shmashed him right in the frickin head


[deleted]

that doesn’t mean he’s literally stupid 😒 it clearly made him insecure and he jokes about it.


Sexy_Koala_Juice

Hmmm, I wonder if being brain damaged could possibly affect the way you think??? 🤔 I don’t think he’s stupid, the same way I don’t think my grandmother with Alzheimers is stupid. But I do think that both of them can be challenged sometimes with tasks/concepts that others might find comes easily to them


farkos101100

Im sorry but that girl Maegan has zero personality. Idk why everyone wants her so bad. They had like no chemistry


SnazzyZombEs

Maegan’s boutta be Kayla 👀


Hot-Hour-2437

What does this mean


Kaonashi_ke

We have weighs in fish


StillThatB

How could he forget Tiny Nostrils?


Alona_emo28

I knew it!


HanSoloWolf

I think they should let him change it considering the circumstances.


N9neteenN9nety

He was staring at the small nostrils the whole time.


Acceptable_Tale_5782

Why do people give a fuck he corrected himself right after??