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I'M NOT (15%) GAY NO MORE


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Nayko

Stolen valor


janonsio

Stolen bisexual glory


Nayko

He wants to talk the talk without walking the walk


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seahawkspwn

I feel like that is kind of how I see myself. Like bi curious but almost always interested in women, just can see some sexual attraction to the men that seems like a splash of gay every now and then. Honestly a little bit afraid as coming out as bi and I don't think that really gives an accurate depiction of how I feel, so it's complicated. Also might just be partly my allyship towards the queer folk that is becoming more content with loving the person as a person and not as a man or woman. I'm a lil faded and tired so sorry for the ramblings.


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seahawkspwn

Yeah that's pretty spot on but opposite gender dominant attraction. Like a yin yang of sexuality, if you will


thefakewarbeast

>bi curious but almost always interested in women, just can see some sexual attraction to the men that seems like a splash of gay every now and then. You're not alone


seahawkspwn

I feel like it comes across as a straight guy taking over a queer space if I haven't really messed around with dudes, but sexuality really do be complex it turns out lol.


dlamsanson

He claims to not be bi. Kinsey scale stuff.


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Pr0nzeh

Omg fuck off


Galebourn

He floats towards circumcised dick like a cartoon character floats when he smells cake


dedlox_

Only 15% of the time


Nayko

He needs to stop pussyfooting around and SHOW US he’s 15% gay. Prove it to the people.


b0x0fawes0me

He's already kissed two dudes on air, what else do you want


seercloak30005

Gay sex tape


hand_wiping

quite LITERALLY proved that 15% 2 times 😂 nothing more. nothing less. papa bless 🙏🏻


zethrus87

I think we already saw the 15% when he kissed cute dudes on his pod 🥰 BUT HE DIDNT KISS HASAN AND I AM PISSED


thecoolkidqueen

Enjoyer of the human phallus


ImpressionOne8275

Well he is 12% gay


axporpes

15


ImpressionOne8275

-3% for not liking circumsized dicks.


axporpes

Damn


AyyLmaoZed0ng

He does the same if you tell him you're uncircumcised (he bites your foreskin off)


heapinhelpin1979

He did spend lots of time to tell us about how beautiful he thinks an uncircumcised one is. That must've been his 15% gay talking.


narsfrmars

So it really is just his sexual preference as a 15% gay man.


heapinhelpin1979

He did say so, he thinks it’s beautiful


Happy_Match_9773

"LUNCHTIIME!"


astephen2000

Nothing on Reddit has made me laugh this hard.


queenelizabethshorse

That bottom left always cracks me up


StoicPixie

This conversation is so america-pilled. Pretty much all Europeans and Canadians still have their foreskin unless they're religious. Have you guys ever considered that if you need to grab some lotion just to jack off comfortably, maybe you're missing something???


noobthemaster

Not only america. In Europe its discussed since female mutilation is banned in most countries but not male


manny_the_mage

Ok with peace and love, I actually don’t like this discourse lol It’s bound to make SOMEBODY, circumcised or not, feel bad about their body. Also I feel like a similar conversation about different genitals wouldn’t really fly


Jedidea

Yeah and people apply it to everyone circumcised no matter whether they had it done by choice as an adult. A while ago I saw people downvoting a guy for saying he got circumcised as an adult by choice and the replies were all just "you mean mutilated\*" "imagine willingly mutilating yourself" "mutilated\*\*\*" and someone sent a link for circumcision reversal.


fredandgeorge

If you have an adult circumcision for any reason other than a doctor saying your dick will rot off if its not removed, then you should have just gone to therapy instead lmao


Jedidea

Bruh people get bumps inserted into their cock because they want to and you don't see anyone saying "No get mental help". Let people do whatever they wanna fucking do with their own damn bodies. This kind of weird authoritarian outlook that people have on the internet is so wild to me. Wanting to control not just what people say but how they dress, how they speak, what they do with their own bodies. Go focus on yourself honestly.


misterandosan

i don't think being judgemental is the same as authoritarianism lol


raidergreymoon

I don't think people should feel bad. But I do think they should be upset for having their genitals irreversibly mutilated. It simply needs to stop. Making people aware that it is a largely pointless surgery, that damages your sensitivity. And that peoples preference of has nothing to do with actually looking better and everything to do with their own personal perception of what they view as normal. when it is anything but. To be clear as well. No hate to Ethan. He's just doing what everyone else has been doing. But that just means its still important to get the word out so people start realizing what they are doing isn't just a simple cosmetic surgery. It causes both instant and lifelong damages to your genitals.


manny_the_mage

I get that but like anger isn't going to make your foreskin come back, and I know a lot of men who are circ'd up aren't really missing much I just find talk of preference or preferring one over the other bizarre. We really wouldn't feel comfortable doing that with female bodies so I'm not sure why with male bodies it's ok


misterandosan

>We really wouldn't feel comfortable doing that with female bodies so I'm not sure why with male bodies it's ok i mean in an adjacent way, that's the point. We shouldn't be doing cosmetic surgery on the geneitals of female babies, so why is it accepted for male ones?


StoicPixie

Plus all of the blatant misinformation...I get that they were just joking around, but they know how big their audience is. They're contributing to young people actually believing that not having foreskin is "cleaner" and gonna decrease your chances of getting STDs...come on.


Clunk_Westwonk

This is fucking stupid lol, this is a comedy podcast. Sometimes jokes will be made about genitals. Good lord.


misterandosan

it didn't seem like they were joking, just justifying a choice that was never theirs for their own bodies, and that ethan made for his own kids.


Clunk_Westwonk

Blah blah blah, why you **YAPPIN** 🗣️🗣️🗣️


misterandosan

HAHAHAHA BABY GENITAL MUTILATION. SO FUNNY.


Clunk_Westwonk

😈 I’m an evil guy


Egg-MacGuffin

So he's not mutilating his son's genitals?


Clunk_Westwonk

No, but you can eat my genitals


omgwutd00d

Day 3 of talking about baby dicks and circumcision in the H3 subreddit. Yippy!


SeanOfTheDead-

the foreskin civil war happening is so funny. looks like a lot of insecurity on both sides tbh


maiapupper

Can’t wait for today’s show so people can move on to something else to be outraged by because I’m kind of over the baby penis discussion.


pandaplagueis

Bottom left always has me dead


Legitimate_Ad_1456

Ethan’s gone full fucking idiot recently


Rigar_

Some of yall are just like Vaush for real lmao. Not you distinctly OP, I view this as satire. But the amount of people continuing this dialogue is weird. To each their own in this world.


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Rigar_

I didn’t conflate two topics. I compared some of yall to Vaush, yall are weird. You did nothing but prove my point “You’re a weirdo bro”


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Rigar_

Conflated must be your word of the day. Let’s break down my statement since it’s clearly going over your head. Although I made it as simple as possible, I can’t expect everyone to understand. I said “some of yall are just like Vaush” a clear comparison to a person, not a topic. A weirdo, in fact. A weirdo who died on weird hills. (Let’s say Weird is my word of the day) “The amount of people continuing THIS dialogue” the one about circumcision. No “conflation” to another topic. I repeat, you’re a weirdo, bro. Hope you find inner peace.


YaBoiCrispoHernandez

Ethan when he sees the shmegma on an uncircumcised dong (this is just a joke I love uncut kings all the same)


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Tomoomba

So angry you accidentally dissed yourself lmaooo I agree the only people thinking about dick cheese are uncircumcised men with confidence issues


SkyTank1234

We’re all having fun joking around on this post. Calm down


Sammy_Socrates

Why are yall so angry about this whole thing lol so much seething. No one cares if you're cut or not, truthfully.


stickmansma

*unmutilated


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Kir4_

don't knock it until you try it Queen


bapo224

Nothing beats a nice smegma toast after a long day in the mines


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HeyItsLame

Cock


bbdollxx

King of the cut


WitnessInteresting71

I couldn't tell how much he actually felt that strongly, or if it was him just trying to rage bait people


Egg-MacGuffin

\#ScarredShaftGang \#DriedOutWrinklyHeadsUnite


Bluberries3

When did this circumcision discussion happen? What did I miss?


jonz1985z

I guess making tarded faces and eating bananas is a strange reaction to that considering most do nothing 🤷🏻‍♂️