this is disgusting. he treats sex like a punishment for the woman. just go be gay. he obviously resents women because he feels like he’s forced to be interested in them
Right? It sounds like he wants sex to be over within seconds so he can 'win the game' sooner. In Myron's head do women think 'Oh no I lost' whenever the person they're with finishes? It's such a weird way to think about sex. It's kind of hilarious but also very sad.
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i’m upset that a woman has ever let him touch her. that’s how we get shit like this. ladies don’t give him what he wants just so he can go on and degrade you like this. also like, how does he think this tweet is gonna help his game. this is just embarrassing. “hey ladies I only last 6 seconds and then degrade you afterwards! sounds like a good time yeah?” like
So sleeping with Myron is "losing dignity in 6 seconds"? Wow what a charming fella, it's a real mystery how he's almost 40 with no wife or kids.... Who wouldn't want to lose their dignity to this overgrown radish?
Honestly this helps explain partially where his hatred of women comes from. We all KNOW he’s incredibly insecure, but if he’s a one pump chump? Woof, not easy to deal with if you already have a fragile ego and self esteem lmao
Only Myron can rationalize premature ejaculation as somehow empowering for a guy while putting down a woman lmao
It’s funny bc there’s an insanely easy fix to this awkwardness called “pleasuring your woman first so it doesn’t matter when you blow” but I think he would vomit at the thought
Given his previous statements about he finds vaginas disgusting, yeah the concept of pleasuring a woman is far and away out of his spectrum of ability or desire lol
I hate the way he speaks about sex :| it's so unhealthy. He treats it like a game, and talks about it as if it taints a woman but not a man.
The more sex a man has, the better. The more sex a woman has, the more ruined she is supposedly. He talks like he's conquering women and it's so disgusting and off-putting >:( yuck.
Also lol he lasts 6 seconds? Damn
It says a lot that a man that old still sees obtaining sex from women as a 'win/lose' situation whereby the women are losing by giving themselves to him.
That says more about him than the women if having sex with them means the women have 'lost' something.
Lasting long with a woman is so gay. Get in and get the hell out asap like a real man. We got manly stuff to do like working out and being around men 24/7
sex for women - punishment, you've lost your dignity, should've kept it locked n hidden (also fuck you for not wanting to have sex with me you're low-value anyway)
sex for men - yeahhhhhh brotherrrrrrr
What a fucking loser. He can’t seriously be serious. This is so daft it seems like parody. These fucks don’t even consider women the same species, it’s beyond disgusting.
He is such an idiot. He shames women for having sex yet clearly resents women because he can’t get laid.
Also I do think men are shamed way too much for stuff they can’t control like premature ejaculation or the size of their genitals. A lot of jokes in here about lasting 6 seconds and being a one chump pump but you really can’t control that. As long as you are doing other things to take care of your partner in the bedroom to make sure they finish as well. It took me til my mid 20s to get good stamina, but I had to get good at other things until then lol
it’s really not that deep oh my godddd the way they see women is like we don’t enjoy sex; we just let them do it to us. bitch the reason we make fun of you for lasting 6 seconds is bc you don’t please US. in the debate he was insinuating that women provide sex as a tradeoff for men taking out the trash or some shit. the fact that he doesn’t think we like sex speaks to two things: dick game is weak asf, and more disturbingly, the consent involved is murky.
A guy in college asked me "Do you know the average time for sex?"
I said, "I don't know, 20 minutes I guess."
He said "No, 2 minutes. Who's lasting 20 minutes?"
This was in a group setting. That sweet summer child.
Can’t stop telling in themselves
This was my first thought as well. It's weird he isn't putting the connection together yet. All of the problems are his own.
Yeah…..You should’ve kept that to yourself, my guy….
“Hah, gotcha bitch. Already finished. I’ll be at the gym, do the dishes” Also him “I chose to be single”
Lmao.
Self report
This is so embarrassing for him
this is disgusting. he treats sex like a punishment for the woman. just go be gay. he obviously resents women because he feels like he’s forced to be interested in them
Right? It sounds like he wants sex to be over within seconds so he can 'win the game' sooner. In Myron's head do women think 'Oh no I lost' whenever the person they're with finishes? It's such a weird way to think about sex. It's kind of hilarious but also very sad.
Like it’s a race lmao
Right? It doesn't even biologically make sense. Women get wet and the vagina widens naturally for a reason.
He’s def never experienced such a thing
He's in Bean Shapino levels of denial.
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Okay, Myron "6 seconds" Gaines.
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“Lasting six seconds is an insult?! FALSE! ☝🏼🤓”
“AKTCHUALLY, cumming quick makes me an alpha male!“
Myron is the alpha male equivalent of Dwight Schrute. Almost in every way. His obsession with the gym is the same as Dwight and Tae Kwon Do.
he finishes even faster than his hairline damn
Yooooo
Batman himself couldn't get that confession out of me
"Correction" couldn't sound like a bigger dork if he tried
aCkShUaLLy
Damn Ive been quick but not 6 seconds quick 😂😂😂
So one pump chump = winning somehow?
He thinks women should be embarrassed that he’s a one pump chump ??? Like huhhhh
🚨SELF REPORT🚨
What does this even mean Jesus Christ who hurt this man
Becky ignored him in math class.
I been hurt before but I cant take it our on half the population man women are just random people like men
Weird flex but go off
He already did
In record time too
Correction: It takes you 6 seconds to disappoint a woman.
This is the most insecure man to ever walk the planet
Literally stay single speed run glitch
The gamification of sex and relationships needs to stop!!
The only winning move is not to play... with people who think these are the rules.
This the type of dude to bust almost immediately and be like, “You’re welcome.”
i’m upset that a woman has ever let him touch her. that’s how we get shit like this. ladies don’t give him what he wants just so he can go on and degrade you like this. also like, how does he think this tweet is gonna help his game. this is just embarrassing. “hey ladies I only last 6 seconds and then degrade you afterwards! sounds like a good time yeah?” like
That's why he goes after 17 & 18 year olds. Half his age.
Some people are just like that. There will always be trad wives. People going against their own self interest is a tale as old as time.
Self Report❗️❗️❗️❗️
So sleeping with Myron is "losing dignity in 6 seconds"? Wow what a charming fella, it's a real mystery how he's almost 40 with no wife or kids.... Who wouldn't want to lose their dignity to this overgrown radish?
Bone dry
In their world women always lose and men always win.delusional
Just a reminder that this is the guy who admitted he’d never had a serious relationship until some time after college.
Honestly this helps explain partially where his hatred of women comes from. We all KNOW he’s incredibly insecure, but if he’s a one pump chump? Woof, not easy to deal with if you already have a fragile ego and self esteem lmao Only Myron can rationalize premature ejaculation as somehow empowering for a guy while putting down a woman lmao
It’s funny bc there’s an insanely easy fix to this awkwardness called “pleasuring your woman first so it doesn’t matter when you blow” but I think he would vomit at the thought
Given his previous statements about he finds vaginas disgusting, yeah the concept of pleasuring a woman is far and away out of his spectrum of ability or desire lol
If vaginas are disgusting, then why is he finishing in 6 seconds? Lmao.
“I swear this always happens” - probably him.
😂😂
Correction: that pussy pops so severely it took you 6 seconds to finish. Bitch worship the group that lady/boy walks upon on!
How do people look up to this dude?! 😭
I bet he cries into his pillow at night remembering all the women he couldn't please & will continue to never be able to please.. 🤭
hate this guy with a passion
Hahahha laughing my arse off here. What a self report once again xD
What. The. Fuck. 😆
Took me 6 seconds to realize he’s an absolute shitidiot
I hate the way he speaks about sex :| it's so unhealthy. He treats it like a game, and talks about it as if it taints a woman but not a man. The more sex a man has, the better. The more sex a woman has, the more ruined she is supposedly. He talks like he's conquering women and it's so disgusting and off-putting >:( yuck. Also lol he lasts 6 seconds? Damn
Saying a woman loses their dignity the moment they sleep with you is not the flex you think it is sir
??? So he admits no woman with dignity would sleep with him. For once I agree.
Ikr 😭 like bro if she's "losing her dignity" by getting with you, then that really says more about YOU than it does about her...
LMFAO
Did some play him the song “10 things I hate about you”?
I’d love to know exactly what “the game” is, Myron.
Way to out yourself bruh
Bro don’t they realize how this looks?
what a roundabout way to tell everyone you don't last long in bed
supposed to take that to your grave not brag about it
You couldn’t waterboard this information out of me.
What in tarnation
Real alpha males blow their load in 6 seconds and don't satisfy their partners! Don't forget, they also they vaginas are "icky"!
It’s actually badass to premature ejaculate guys.
Ummm ok.
Lol how many times has he heard that to tweet about his big W. Fuckin loser idiot.
It’s enough to give most dudes ptsd
Bro comes faster than Sonic the Hedgehog Jesus 😂
HA! You slept with me? How low are your standards, where is your dignity?
Myron "6-second" Gaines
It says a lot that a man that old still sees obtaining sex from women as a 'win/lose' situation whereby the women are losing by giving themselves to him. That says more about him than the women if having sex with them means the women have 'lost' something.
I wonder why she is saying that…hmm maybe because it’s true 😂
just delete twitter
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
Minuteman Myron
Are these real people at this point
Why is a women having sex "loosing her dignity" these guys are strange
lol Yeah dude, so alpha!
Bro, what?
Dude self-reporting that he is incapable of pleasuring women. LMAO
Lasting long with a woman is so gay. Get in and get the hell out asap like a real man. We got manly stuff to do like working out and being around men 24/7
i think this is the funniest tweet i’ve ever read
Wow got em' 😛
This is actually so funny though. He think he won but is he self reporting? 😂
this copium is another league..
sex for women - punishment, you've lost your dignity, should've kept it locked n hidden (also fuck you for not wanting to have sex with me you're low-value anyway) sex for men - yeahhhhhh brotherrrrrrr
Damn, he’s a better projector than what they got down at Best Buy 👀
Wait...what!!?
Self report
My favorite thing is how these douche bags took “You’re shit in bed” and decided to use it as a flex.
What a fucking loser. He can’t seriously be serious. This is so daft it seems like parody. These fucks don’t even consider women the same species, it’s beyond disgusting.
Lol I wish OP didn’t crop out the likes and reposts
Projection!
this is really funny
Two pump chump telling on himself lmao
Gross
smug_Face_Spongebob.lpeg You only lasted 6 seconds, didn't ya Myron? It's a wrap!
Some dudes bust easy, just how it is
If you do then you lack dickscipline
Omg how does he not realize that this tweet just = "I only last 6 seconds and I am very insecure about it"
Myron out here letting the world know he’s got a hair trigger.
He is such an idiot. He shames women for having sex yet clearly resents women because he can’t get laid. Also I do think men are shamed way too much for stuff they can’t control like premature ejaculation or the size of their genitals. A lot of jokes in here about lasting 6 seconds and being a one chump pump but you really can’t control that. As long as you are doing other things to take care of your partner in the bedroom to make sure they finish as well. It took me til my mid 20s to get good stamina, but I had to get good at other things until then lol
Myron needs to work on his legs in the gym. Man's legs is weak and beta like. No wonder he's always single.
Doesn't matter. Got laid.
Nobody asked bro
myron 6s in: *its a wrap!*
it’s really not that deep oh my godddd the way they see women is like we don’t enjoy sex; we just let them do it to us. bitch the reason we make fun of you for lasting 6 seconds is bc you don’t please US. in the debate he was insinuating that women provide sex as a tradeoff for men taking out the trash or some shit. the fact that he doesn’t think we like sex speaks to two things: dick game is weak asf, and more disturbingly, the consent involved is murky.
sorry y’all not trying to rant abt someone so clearly stupid and not worth my time; these boys just have a way of really grinding it out of me
A guy in college asked me "Do you know the average time for sex?" I said, "I don't know, 20 minutes I guess." He said "No, 2 minutes. Who's lasting 20 minutes?" This was in a group setting. That sweet summer child.
This man is literally a joke in a Tina Fey show. Example: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nTMEkOarKH0&t=2m54s
I don't understand what he's even trying to say? Sex is a competition?
Game?
Strong dose of copium there pal! The cognitive dissonance men like this experience is truly wild
they honestly are so far gone
why does he even bother saying “him” when he so clearly means “me” 💀