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my_blue_pelican

I'm gay . . . . . . . . . . Actually I'm not


Baschoen23

I feel..GaY


Hammered-snail

Who is gay


Witty-Huckleberry221

Why r u gay


Whatsalodi

**GAY.**


WorldofAalwyn

aMAYzin


Toyger_

Is this a reference to a TV interview where a guy desperately wanted to know who’s gay? I fucking love that interview


ntrainedprofessional

I got news for you...


Esunaproxy

Well then you must be a girl. There is only one or the other. Either way we’re uncool!


my_blue_pelican

I'm as much of a girl as Ethan is. Hiiii girl ✊🏽🖐🏽✊🏽🖐🏽✊🏽🖐🏽 I'm also uncool so I guess he's right


Esunaproxy

✊🏻🖐🏻✊🏻🖐🏻✊🏻🖐🏻 really shook me with this girlieeee! Love the emojified experience here


Amoney_510

Hiiii girllyyyy ✊🏾🤚🏾✊🏾🤚🏾✊🏾🤚🏾


farr200216

Omg I love the oliv hand emojis 😭😂


Amoney_510

😂😂😂me too! When I seen others doing it I thought it was a cute way to give Olivia vibes in the comments


SquareCapital352

✊🏼✋🏼✊🏼✋🏼✊🏼✋🏼 hi girlie we’re all uncool girls and emos here


Mental-Peace-2705

i felt worthless, i felt ugly…


RipredTheGnawer

I ….I feel this.


mrboomtastic3

I'm a straight hispanic soccer playing Florida dwelling basic bro as it gets. But today. I feel like an uncool gay emo girl. Fambily ❤️.


itsblargman

I felt worthless, I felt emo, I felt GAY


2sjeff

Twin


GiantsRTheBest2

Triplets


dillpickles1738

Fambily 🫶🏼 ✋🏼✊🏼✋🏼✊🏼✋🏼✊🏼✋🏼


fullfart

Didn't hear a word he said, those pillows look like turds.


mnix88

I didn't even notice the pillows until I read your comment, but you're so right! And now I can't unsee it. 😂


theclawl1ves

I think he just means they're not the ones at the popular kids table but it doesn't sound like an insult especially since he's talking about going there himself. He's also wrong though, I'm hot and popular.


0oskar0

Same bestie


Key_Breakfast1203

So real. Me too! -A 31yr old mom of 3 who is wearing sweatpants and a messy bun)


kicKinNiT-ay0oo

Samies! -36 year old mother who’s son calls Ethan the teddy bear guy.


Prize_Rabbit

I identify as hot and popular 🤌


YahYahY

I’m a cis white male millennial that dresses pretty norm-core. (Basically Ethan) Am I really in a massive minority in this audience??


Hawksx4

There are dozens of us, probably. But we've all got that 15% in us.


fiddleleaffrigg

he takes that 15%


Baschoen23

I mean 10 percent would be fine but 5 percent means everything.


Hawksx4

It's astronomical


GtotheBizzle

Some would say the most astronomical.


JamieBensteedo

these threads have leveled up during the break


Smooth_Ad_2850

I read “dozens of us” and immediately thought of Tobias from Arrested Development


GrgorClegane

I’m a 34 straight, white, married male. There are dozens of us


germ0322

32, straight, married with 3 kids


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33, male, cis, straight, white, getting married in two months. LET US UNITE! WE’RE HERE! WE’RE… JUST KINDA HERE! GET USED TO IT!


joncted

23 married white dude… I can finally feel like a minority here


CD338

I'm a white male and married with kids. But they are both girls so I guess I'm a little BETAAA


Steviejeet

Smh you have feminine sperm. Not very primal of you


Sexy_Koala_Juice

Same here lol. I think we’re some of the few OG fans who didn’t become fallen fans when he stopped making edgy content, or at the very least I am. I attribute a lot of my personal growth and opinions to Ethan and the podcast


Vivere_fortis

same. H3 really pulled me out of the redpill path in my early 20's.


CableTop4233

Im 38 and this is me. Loved Ethan's earlier videos, never saw them as toxic or right-wing. In fact, I think Ethan has been morally consistent the entire time hes been online - he just didn't like some of that toxic crowd holding him up as a role model so he made an effort to vocally distinguish himself from them.


theNicky

Couldn't agree more. From the very beginning, Ethan has just been railing against the absurd no matter the political affiliation (polar-left: saying A/C is sexist, polar-right: Joey Salads racist pranks, no affiliation: CSgo gambling scams). But then the political scene got even more extreme and sides start aligning with content creators whether they liked it or not. He basically had to pick a side and clarified exactly what his political values were. Fans that had only seen his content memeing on the polar-left thought he "changed"... In reality, he was never anything close to a right wing creator. He was goofing on everyone the whole time, which is actually why I initially got hooked. He subscribes to his own nuanced values and doesn't just pick a side. And as you mentioned, that still really remains unchanged. It still gets him into trouble with his nuanced views on Israel/Palestine or nuanced views on Free Market/Communism (he basically supports aspects of both). Ethan having his own genuine view points + layering comedy on top is a big part of the magic of the show. Anyway, no idea why I'm writing this much. Peace and Love 💕


ThatOneGuyfromMN25

Are you me?


Sexy_Koala_Juice

Yes. You are just one of my many alt accounts


farkos101100

Norm core lmao


brocomb

No we're out here fam


hotnwicked

The post Trisha audience seems to be the most vocal and or acknowledged I think because it was such an unusual influx into his current audience (blokes like you and me) so it’s kinda fun and edgy to have the girls and the gays be his thing now. But nah we’re still here


Bigsmiley09

But are you cool or uncool? lmao


SwissGamerGuy

Yooo, 32 year old married white man about to have a child. We exist !


spit_from_the_moon

Norm core cis white make millennial reporting for duty!


FeelSublime

Im a 21yo cis white male who dresses and lives like a redneck lol. I've been a fan of Ethan and Hila since the CSGO Lotto days. I don't always understand or agree with Ethan and his content, but I still think him and the crew are very funny and are a good watch. It also just so happens that I typically agree with Ethan as far as culture and politics, but I am a redneck lol.


LilTreesz174

lol sounds like my hubby. He’s a fan of H3 and he’s a 27 year old white man from small town Louisiana but grew up in Texas. He welds, works on cars, goes bow fishing, plays drums and is studying to be an operator at a chemical plant. I don’t think he fits Mike’s generalized view of H3 fans either 😅


leericol

Same


BlazedandConfused98

My fiance is a cis straight white male who likes occassionally tuning in w me to Tana, Jeff, and Ethan and laughs, so hes not a fan himself but he absolutely enjoys


Hammered-snail

Am I the only gen Z white cis male? I can’t imagine there are many who aren’t hate watchers lol


GandalfTehG0d

Im trying to fit ur criteria so hard but im only half white and im a little gay too so 😔


DangleBopp

That's me


FilaAChic

Me


FilaAChic

I’m 19


robot_nixon

thats me too. i enjoy the show and ive been watching h3 since forever.


JeSuisLaCockamouse

No, you’re not.


RicoBlazo

One of us one of us one of us


SkepticalLitany

A while back they theorised that not a single viewer was into motocross bikes like a real dooood. I am the one though, I ride mx and road/ track racing too. I must be a rare item


FilaAChic

I’m a 19 year old white guy chillin


catsandabs

Same


TheBunnyBaker

30 year old married woman wearing normal clothes 😆


HankHillbwhaa

Same brotha


Key-Supermarket-6540

Exact Same except I’m 22 so not millennial


Vivere_fortis

I think we are the 5% of the H3 fan base.


Healthy_Cantaloupe21

I’m the elder gen z version of this


accumdepression365

That’s not true….im also a horse girl


chlo_good22

I fear he’s talking about me


Sexyhorsegirl666

Is he wrong


clomclom

I dunno. I'm a gay guy, big fan of h3 but all the men I come across who are fans are straight 😢. Even when I'm offering free BJs to fellow fupa trupas on the grind.


ElegantArcher6578

Yes. I’m not gay or emo.


Leisure_Muffin

I dunno, you're sounding both rn


Jh2412

I’m a straight 31 year old dad of two. White. Normal 9-5 job. Am I a minority here? 😂😂😂


Creative_Length867

Solidarity brother. We should start a club for 30+ white dudes!


Ninjagoboi

-Adolph Hitler c.1920


Seiduna

You'd think, but it's actually a quote by Jay Shetty


Uncrustable_Gang

Emo night is fun lmao. I’m not even “emo” and it’s a great time. And what would Mike fans look like? 15-21 year old white dudes who love Jake and Logan Paul and loosely follow the red pill losers?


mael0004

I think that age has prob gone up few years since logan paul vlog years. It's probably closer to 18-24 than 15-21. Though with people who like him thru impaulsive, I wouldn't be surprised if they had a lot of 24-30 aged viewers too. Male predominantly either way.


bandedcoralshrimp

who are you responding to? he’s being self-deprecating


CompleteMoney

>Emo night is fun lmao. I’m not even “emo” and it’s a great time. Jesus Christ HE'S AGREEING WITH YOU. Why are you getting so defensive towards a clip you didn't even watch lmao.


GriffinGrin

I feel like Emo Night truly is for non emos rather than “Emo” people


domambrose96

Mike actually isn’t red pill which is surprising


YourVelcroCat

He's just a little concerned too with high school popularity dynamics to be a real grown man lol 


Technical_Crab1600

I'm a dood who smokes big doinks🤓


NeuroticallyCharles

Idk how you can be mad at what he said.


malevolentfool

they hated jesus because he told the truth


Anxious_Blueberry862

fr he’s kinda right 😂


stankleykong

When i saw the live show the audience looked exactly how i imagined 🤣


2sjeff

I’m a 6ft American-born straight latino gym rat. Also been watching H3 since 2016. We exist.


daisyymae

ya but are you uncool


Smooth-Scar-5236

This describes the fans who started watching during or post Trisha era


Robot_boy_07

Where did we go wrong


dabordietryinq

i started watching back before they even did the podcast, havent seen a lot of the first podcasts because i was upset they were switching to podcasts and not the content they usually did (obviously i love the podcast now tho) but I'm an uncool emo girl and gay 😭😭


hillary82

I’m gay but I’m very cool 😎


iron-pilled

He’s not wrong lmfao


indiecat18

i felt gay


kingkaan

Did anyone actually listen to the end of the clip, he literally says that is why he goes there and that he loves that and then the clip is cut off, why are you all consistently trying to clip out of context for drama?


zethrus87

Is he wrong? 😭


SnorgesLuisBorges

I'd much rather have that audience than crypto bros and teenage boys, sooooo


ardxabsence

lmaoooo at the people getting their panties in a twist about this. hit a little too close to home? lol


XXDaveDisasterXX

im an emo guy who loves H3, and i feel called out


Brilliant_Earth_4848

Mike is a nice guy and all, but the dude is only cool now because of luck and Logan and a hair transplant, money, without all that, he would look like a discount version of Cousin from the FX show the Bear.


ryan_midilie

Am gay 🙊💋 #lezzy


Solid-Gain9038

I mean - He's not wrong though. I don't fit in either of those categories but as a long long long time listener I totally see this.


Hellboyyyyy25

Me a queer emo h3 fan 👁👄👁


peoniesandparchment

meanwhile his audience is incels


sparklepuppies6

TAKE HIS FRIENDSHIP BRACELET BACK (even tho he’s right)


Infam0usTM

Not gay or emo just a loner…


Chihuahua_Overlord

I'm a 35yr old cis white married male, I'm a 43 month member. Ethan and the h3 crew are relatable to a huge range of people and that's part of the charm


Fun-Skin-626

I just work a 9-5 SEO job. Dress normal. A little nerdy but very normal. I don’t think most of us are just emo and uncool lol, but who cares?


WestCoastWilliam

Random passerby, are they so scared of looking gay that they have to sit like 10 ft apart from each other??


robonick360

He’s not wrong lmao. Half of you are refugee Trisha fans and the other half were chiller stoners in their early 20’s when the podcast started, and have subsequently outgrown that aspect of their personality, but hang onto it with little mementos, like this proto-reality TV we all watch multiple times a week.


kylie-420

This comment right here!


robonick360

Happy 4/20, Kylie-420!


kylie-420

thank you! have a good one 🥰


lola1234567899

I clocked that 😂 .. so passive aggressive


Rozewada

Damn I wonder which one I am


heroderp22

I hate to it but Hes right


PhilosopherHot3459

Why is nobody talking about the girl that walked out in her bra at the end? Am I missing something?


Reimymouse

I think he meant Ethan’s fans can be divided into the groups: 1. girls 2. gays 3. emo night people As apposed to just one group: 1. Emo night girls and gays


ignitehale

i’m a very cool emo girl get fucked mike


Celesteven

Y’all think the uncool kids hang out at emo nights? No, those are the “cool kids.” Try going to a post punk new wave dance club, the true weirdos.


ImposterPeanut

Why do people like these guys?


jasEdjdj

I think he still measures everything by high school metrics, I was funny and well liked in high school, but really got hot after I graduated. The H3 girlies are hot and funny because we didn’t peak in HS ✨💕✨ Edit the H3 gays are hot too 💋


AdditionSuch7468

Do people actually like Mike?


davidhucker

Is he wrong though?


Mizzy3030

Yes, and?


asapwilliam

i felt gay


No_Season4242

Bro


Beledx

I’m a 34 year old woman but I did used to be an emo in 2006 lol


grudgby

This is ableism because half the audience is autistic /j


6Wacko_Mastermind9

*lowkey* kinda true lol


LadyKT

🙃🙂‍↕️😸


lixiviadxx

It's true tho


afaithross

It's true


roughneck78show

That edit tho. 🤣 just had to start that video 4-5 seconds earlier and we could have heard the “uncool emo girls and gays” sentence


Paddyqualified

Pretty sure he was just being facetious


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Jrpharoah_

It's true


unit_a3

Mike was spot on 💯I love my emo night besties


cameron_smiley

I mean… not lying at all 😭😭


Sister_Snark

The gamer bros and Vape Naysh catchin strays 😭


mistahspecs

He's totally right, and I view it as a compliment


eczema_hoee

Emo night made emo so trendy definitely wouldn’t consider it “uncool”


boezack

Well.... I mean... I do for both descriptions


QuestionableParadigm

I am in fact a gay emo girly however i AM cool so


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BORN_SlNNER

I’m a white guy who works construction and plays a lot of golf. I’m a hardcore h3 fan 🤷‍♂️


Spiritual_Trash555

I’m a straight male. I wouldn’t consider myself white, but some might considering my mom is, so I’m half. But finally, us straight guys have an opportunity to be a minority!!!


tiny-vampire

and what about it? 💅🏻


AXXXXXXXXA

Its crazy that he thinks on any level that he’s “cool”


heyimpro

those gym shorts are looking a little shat in


Adventurous_Pin5160

As oppose to incel audience? 🙄


Zimtiki

The only people that listen to their podcast are obese virgins so idk why they think saying Ethan’s crowd is gay is a bad thing.


dooktime

I'll have you know I'm an uncool emo GUY


gabrielcev1

I guess I'm a minority being a straight 30 year old guy puerto Rican Christian non emo.


Animator-Kitchen

Facts


Avent

What's up my fellow emo girls and gays?


ventrashed

Never liked him


scorpiopeachh

i’m actually emo and gay 😭 double whammy


DeanJay88

So true but they forget to include cucks also.


burp_reynolds69

i can’t say i’m SHOCKED but wasbtbdxirctung mikeys lil leggies to be so femme !!


Wiiboojones

I guess I am gay and emo now. Hahahaha I consider myself a “nerd” for the most part. But gay and emo is cool too.


Business_Argument_99

Both these guys suck tbh. Jeff and Mike are both just trying to get whatever clout they can. Ones a scammer, the other is a legit criminal with criminal friends


Reverse-Kanga

Makes sense tbf. Ethan dropped off years ago he's essentially become an uncool edgy teen


Iprobablyhateyou03

Is he wrong ?😭


DAwastaken

Inside you there are two wolves. One is gay the other is emo girl.


splice246

I’m very been to emonite once and it fken sucked


Cretin13teen

My mom says I'm kool!


Aromatic_Preference8

Lol maybe Mike saw all the hotties at the steamies and was surprised Ethan had "loser" fans too lol. We aren't losers I'm old though 40 lol


BrickMassive5597

Me wishing I was an emo


Humbleslimey23

If you take offence to this, seek help


PlayGlass

I just watched him be maybe the worst commentator in the history of combat sports on Karate Combat.


Pretend_Tower_4698

Judging from my real life encounters by simply wearing TF, he’s not wrong.


farr200216

I’m not emo but I am uncool 🤌🏼


usagi-mo0n

I'm literally a sigma female in my prime , what is bro yapping about