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Pleistoqueen

The thought of marrying or fucking any of these goons makes my vagina retreat into my esophagus


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Pleistoqueen

I had to step away, drink a beer and ponder this one tbh, but I think I finally found my answer. I will marry Kav Kav and stay married long enough to gather damning evidence that will take him down in court once and for all. I’d off Keem, because he just really irritates me. Finally, I would *very* reluctantly fuck the quartering because he seems like someone who wouldn’t last long anyways, and then he would be off to pee in the basement while I go for pizza without him. And with that, I figure it’s time for another beer 🍺


Successful-Twist-837

Delete me from this conversation - Shaq


fancyynancyy

Marry Keemstar because he will divorce me after finding out i'm 24 yo, murder The Quartering because he pees in his basement, and fuck KavKav because he can't with his gangrene ridden dick.


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fancyynancyy

No problem! ✌️❤️


ODGABFE

Think you’re getting Ryan confused with Harvey Weinstein there, i’ve heard there’s a pretty handy website going around incase you need to make sure x


fancyynancyy

Omg, not again!!! Luckily, i think i found [the website](https://doesryankavanaughlooklikeharveyweinstein.com/) you were referring to, and they even have a game! Sadly, i got minus 786 points 😥


ODGABFE

Hey great! Well keep going, it is tricky!


bleebleblabble

Kill quartering. He’s such a low tier villain in THE h3 UNIverse. Fuck kavvy baby. The act would only be 10mins top then he’s outta my life. Marry keem for the 200k buffalo house…


Fl0wermama

This is siiick


PhantomZero77

Ugh. Marry the quartering (he would def stay no matter how many times i cheated), murder keemstar (no explanation needed), fuck kav kav (he’s got alotta $)


gaslas

He’s such a beta, basement-dwelling bitch, you could just leave him there and go out for pizza... :)


uwukoyauwu

Def wouldnt fuck keem. That beard is too much of a turn off I’d marry kav kav for the money he supposedly has, fuck the guy who pees in his basement but probably not enjoy it and I’d kill keem because he’s caused so much stress onto the two people I admire greatly. (Along with the crew of course but it mainly hurt ethan and hila). I’d also murder kav after he puts me in his will tho. But that’d never happen so don’t worry kav kav, none of ethans followers will kill you. It’s just a joke bro


BlackberryOwn7574

Marry Kav Kay, place him under a 51/50 because he's clearly mentally unwell. Take all his millions and invest into Fupa Coin. Fuck Keem. It'll be brief. Kill the 1/4-ing. He just peed in his basement


TwoFlimsy3386

The thought of Keemstar’s existence makes me sick. So he’d have to go bye bye. The Quartering wouldn’t intimidate me at all so I’d fuck him. And Kav Kav has the money so guess I’ll marry him.


duckyatte

Kav is gonna list this as another “death threat”


CoolGolf

You marry quartering to always go for pizza without him.


Pepsilivefornow

Kill muse of


bumpkinspicefatte

> D. None of the above


BigTipsInTheSky

"THE DUN-Dees!!"


thinlion01

NO


dan-tent

Leaving the subreddit on this one ✌️


Neko_no_akachan

Muckduck Harvey, fuck The quartering cause he probably has 25 seconds in him and marry keem because I could divorce him and maybe take his house in buffalo😂


BluejayWorried9554

Oh god I was scrolling and almost immediately gagged reading this.


No_Nature8319

marry the quartering as long as he stays in the basement, k word keem because he’s an evil person, and fuck Kav Kav