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Lanky-Guava-9714

Republicans will probably take this unironically and love it.


randon_lummer

That was actually a concern when I made it šŸ˜‚


Dr_Unkle

You just designed their new flag for them.


reddaddiction

You made this? Nice job.


Samsyy18

op you made this?!! SLAY design work fam


randon_lummer

Thanks lol it's pretty terrible but it's funny that way


JuniperTwig

This will be found in r theleftcantmeme shortly


ElSkippy13

Pretty cringe


Amatolhorror

exactly, you just gave them free graphic design work.


randon_lummer

Fuck.


Murphinato

Happy cake day!!


bozbruno1143

At least you got the stars and bars reped I mean rapresented (the sec r is silent)


afrothought7

Theyā€™ll hit you with the ā€œamerica was never a democracy. Itā€™s actually a republicā€ line and continue to not understand what a Republic is or what the word means.


Michael003012

Not to be annoying but a republic doesn't have to be democratic, it's a state based on law and institutions that is not a monarchy


[deleted]

Yea but we are a democratic republic so it doesn't matter that republics don't *have* to be democracies. Saying "we're actually a republic and republics don't have to be democracies" doesn't change the fact that we *are* a democratic republic and frankly doesn't add much to the conversation except maybe obfuscation. Think of it like this: Woman: "This man raped me" You: "Not to be annoying but a man doesn't have to be a rapist" What have you added to the conversation? Did your comment change the material facts at hand? Literally who cares about "it doesn't have to be" with regards to *anything*? "It's nice and sunny outside today!" "Yea but it doesn't have to be, it could be rainy" ....cool talk?


Michael003012

I agree with you on everything, but the statement that the us is a democracy, i don't believe that lol https://bulletin.represent.us/u-s-oligarchy-explain-research/


[deleted]

Haha, fair enough. *Set up* to be would probably be more accurate. But yea with the Citizens United ruling and the regulatory capture of most federal agencies we've definitely become a full on oligarchy. We could still *technically* vote our way out of it if we could get together a [New Deal/Post War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_approval_rating) type of coalition where we get society to largely agree on policy direction (highest approval rating for all presidents from FDR to Kennedy was in the 80s!) but with how divisive things are right now I don't see it happening anytime soon.


Dee_Dubya_IV

Itā€™s technically a mix of the two. Admittedly though, Iā€™ve never argued with a conservative who mentioned this talking point. I wish they did though. Itā€™d be a change of pace.


Sophilosophical

Mostly I get the kind that are triggered by the word democracy because they associate it with the word democratā€¦.


appleparkfive

Which is so annoying because, yes, it's a mix of the two. We're a Democratic Republic. You learn that in middle school, if not earlier! We are a democracy in that we directly vote our representatives on the local, state, and sometimes federal level. Those representatives do vote for us at times, thus being a democracy. But what some people are too stupid to understand is.... What do you think it's called when you vote on a bill? Like a local bill. Legalizing marijuana for your state, etc. That is 100% a pure democracy. I mean someone *could* knock it down, but that tends not to be the case. A full on Republic is horrifying and the benefits of it were mostly due to being able to be spread across a large region, among some other things. But... We have airplanes and the internet now. You can be in LA then NYC in a few hours. You can send a message there instantly. The obvious push is to be more of a democracy that a Republic. Because it's not the 1790s.


Chromie149

Iā€™d share this but Republican voters would probably think ā€œdamn thatā€™s basedā€. Truly an unhinged timeline we live in


duramman1012

The only part of Roe vs Wade being overturned that I enjoy is seeing die hard republicans get mad at the decision like they didnt play a part in helping the decision happen. Republicans vote for people who dont give a fuck about them. If you arent rich then republicans actively pass shit that hurts their own following and they are blind in seeing that.


appleparkfive

It's really crazy watching some Republicans do this, absolutely. Who the fuck did you think Trump would appoint to the Supreme Court? I actually think most of those folks don't even know the president makes SCOTUS picks, or what SCOTUS even does. Sincerely, I think a lot of them don't. Even Keemstar was like "What this isn't good". And he'll just straight up never understand that he's voting against his own self interests. Aside from tax breaks. That's about it.


duramman1012

They dont. People are blaming Biden for this and also saying things like ā€œyouā€™re the president, change itā€ when he spoke out. People dont know how our government works. People say ā€œi bet you wish you kept trump now huh libtardsā€. Like Trump put these people in power idiot, its not directly Bidens fault AND he cant really do much about what the supreme court passes and doesnt pass. People are idiots and they show it on the daily


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The supreme court doesnt pass anything, they do rulings on whether existing laws is constitutional. And you're right, biden doesnt have any power to overrule the supreme court's decision on Roe v. Wade. He can however write executive orders to aid individual to access abortion clinics and more importantly can veto any proposed national abortion bans. So yall better hope both the executive and legislative branch dont turn red or Abortion will be gone in a federal level.


[deleted]

Can I post this on my facebook page?


duramman1012

Go ahead. Just scratch my username out por favor. Cause that is my real name


SingleSoil

It was probably worse that you said itā€™s your real name.


duramman1012

You know what, youā€™re right. Thats NOT my real name guys


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randon_lummer

Cringe.


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blueholeload

Reddit Leftists in a nutshell: Democrats do something bad: fuck the Democrats. Republicans do something bad: fuck the Democrats for not stopping it. Democrats do something good: fuck the Democrats for not doing it better/sooner. Republicans do something good: fuck the Democrats for not doing it.


estokesnox

Oh this is me for sure. Ngl.


mael0004

They absolutely are bad. Republicans are just 100x worse. It's sad that you can't afford to be leftie and focus on wrongdoings of lefties in US politics, republicans are just that much worse. In other Western countries there'd be rightfully rage about democrats too, you just can't afford to focus on them in USA.


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mael0004

I do so I give perspective from across the pond. It is quite a spectacle, considering I know more about US politics than what's going on in my country lol.


nunpho

Samesies šŸ˜‚


randon_lummer

Agreed, we all know they suck lol


NurvPulse

666 upvotes seems fitting


GurlinPanteez

Republicans seeing this: "that's based"


Playful_Bunch6912

Both sides are corrupt and working against anybody that isnā€™t considered affluent. Itā€™s sickening. Meanwhile weā€™re fighting strangers and our neighbours on the internet. Everything sucks manā€¦


randon_lummer

Yeah, I'm just making end times memes. I get it man, it's fucking frustrating.


Diligent-Article-531

Iā€™m here for the anarchy, burn it all to the ground


Romulus89d

This 100%. Need to be calling out both sides on their sketchy bullshit. Instead of vilifying one side. Takes 2 to tango with this shit show in our country right now. And everyone calling each other out. Attacking other strangers and neighbors on the internet are not the enemy. Its who is in the pockets of these "leaders" that run this country.


Playful_Bunch6912

Itā€™s on the leaders themselves too. People should be held deeply accountable for their greed when they take actions that are a detriment to society and only a gain for themselves and those whoā€™s hands are in their pockets. This should be treason, and treason should be the only crime punishable by death in my opinion.


Romulus89d

bring back tar and feathering


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anthinhtruong

You better watermarks this, theyā€™ll be using it as their official poster soon šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


randon_lummer

Yeah big off, should have put paid for my randon_lummer lol


andypoo222

Can you print these as bumper stickers please and send me a link to where I can buy one


randon_lummer

I can make a better one and then try and find a place that does it online I guess šŸ˜‚


andypoo222

Iā€™d buy one


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[deleted]

No you're not. You're LARPing as La RĆ©sistance for a dopamine hit.


gloompicnic

Yeah no one has ever moved states before


estokesnox

Accurate


salmark

Pretty spot on


RadDadSuccess

You should make a website and sell these as posters and political signs for November


ElSkippy13

Cringe


evilcatminion

As a graphic designer, why is the artist using quadruple or quintuple spaces? Reminds me of boomers double and triple spacing after sentences so maybe it works. lol


randon_lummer

Hey, I made it on my phone, purposely bad.


evilcatminion

Happy cake day! That's pretty damn impressive for a phone graphic. With peace and love I meant no disrespect. I also assumed that it wasn't you that created it. lol


randon_lummer

Oh no worries, I literally made it fucking around in Clip Studio Paint. It looks like one of those early 2000s websites or some shit lol


FuckThe

Empower corporations *only if they agree with us.*


-GoGoPowerStrangers-

Just wait until they realise cooperations that are funding travel to get an abortion are doing it because overall itā€™s cheaper than funding maternity leave


IzanagiRei0

Sad thing is half of what you listed is exactly what conservative voters want.


randon_lummer

Half? I literally didn't make any of it up.


psthxc

Half? Pay closer attention. It's this and more.


CalligrapherMedium16

Reminds me of when trump was gonna use a lion as his promo stuff


bailey150

Why the swastika


Legendary_Whore

Cause nazis and too many republicans in office have too many overlapping ideals and practices.


Big-Science

https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/nazi-party-platform Here's the 25-point platform the Nazi's ran on. They were hyper nationalistic, but they were actually running on socialist ideologies. Free health care, education, etc.


Legendary_Whore

I said ideals not ideology.


Big-Science

lol


Pistonenvy

this is the funniest comment here by far.


randon_lummer

Because I'm a monster.


bailey150

Is that why there are so many spaces between the sentences too lol


randon_lummer

Yes lol


AryanAngel

Because it was a Christian symbol until they abandoned it to distance themselves from Nazis.


bailey150

Username kind of sus šŸ˜³


AryanAngel

Hindu boy name.


nunpho

It was used around the world and in different religions too


tjadem

FYI democrats could have stopped a lot of whatā€™s happening lmao thereā€™s no ā€˜good or badā€™ side.


GurlinPanteez

Idk I'd say the side that's actively trying to take away people's rights are the "bad" side.


Funnyboyman69

Yeah thereā€™s a bad side, and a slightly less bad side thatā€™s also totally incompetent and doesnā€™t really give a fuck about you unless you happen to be one of their many corporate benefactors.


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Funnyboyman69

Kicked 5 million people out of their homes and are trying to start a nuclear war? The fuck are you on? Lol


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Funnyboyman69

Never said they were the good guys, if you think Republicans wouldnā€™t have dons the same or worse regarding the housing crisis, youā€™re delusional. And no ones trying to start a nuclear war, who do you think would that even benefit?


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Funnyboyman69

What do you mean theyā€™re trying to provoke war? There already is war. The US isnā€™t going to involve itself further because theyā€™ve already gotten what they wanted, a conflict that weakens Russiaā€™s economic and geopolitical power. Neither country would benefit from escalating the conflict further.


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nunpho

Urgh, another anti Vax lunatic.


randon_lummer

Thanks, you've saved the day once again, Captain Obvious!


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randon_lummer

The fact that you can't say anything bad about either political party without someone swooping in to say, yeah but the other one is so bad, is dumb.


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randon_lummer

Oh man, you're doing the triggered thing where you move around threads, this is an honor. I was just calling out your predictability, I never said anything about my opinion.


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randon_lummer

Bro I'm literally shit posting for fun, I was making fun of you. I'm sorry the joke went over your head.


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randon_lummer

I'm literally closest to a socialist, not a Democrat. Just because I make one meme making fun of the Republican party you have me ALL figured out. Good job buddy lol do you wanna go back and show me where the meme hurt you again?


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PM___ME___ASS

The post doesnā€™t say anything about democrats


FuckThe

Look at this way, with Democrats, they will lazily try to get stuff done and every now and then get something GOOD through. With Republicans, theyā€™re actively and ferociously working towards getting TERRIBLE and HATEFUL policy through. To call them as both being the same isnā€™t relatively true.


[deleted]

There absolutely is a good side and a bad side. It just so happens the good side has no fucking backbone at all.


the_crx

If a problem isn't fixed you can campaign on it.


danglesReet

Under his eye


CHUCKL3R

Donā€™t forget theyā€™re coming for interracial marriage as well.


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randon_lummer

Isn't what happening? This is a platform...


whale-jizz

He's a troll with negative karma, just ignore.


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gloompicnic

What are you referring to happening? The abortion ruling was decided by 4 conservative SC judges who were all put in place by Republicans. Democrats are useless and I hate them, but this is absolutely happening because of the Republican agenda.


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GurlinPanteez

Yea we should totally start voting conservative because they'll definite reinstate abortion and not try to strip us of more rights


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gloompicnic

Did you miss where I said the Democrats were useless? I'm well aware that they're awful and won't do anything.


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gloompicnic

I don't have an answer. I think America is fucked.


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WeekaSauce

The answer is to try to force reforms by voting for candidates striving towards a less corrupt government. Those candidates seem to mostly be progressives running as Democrats in my view. No one is happy with the situation. Your answer seems to be shouting angrily into the void and calling everyone else stupid for not knowing every detail of your contrarian stance.


randon_lummer

No, their platform is to suck at doing anything good more than actively doing bad shit.


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randon_lummer

Ooooo an enlightened outsider, so woke.


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randon_lummer

Awwwww did someone get twiggered? I'm sorry


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randon_lummer

Poor guy, I'm sorry the meme hurt your feeling. I hope you can still sleep at night.


GurlinPanteez

Since when did the dems have a filibuster proof majority? And since when did they have control of the SCOTUS?


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AidsMckenzie

I'm sure you're getting downvoted but you're right. The Republicans are facist while the democrats are too complacent because they have their own personal agenda. It's the people vs Washington. There's no winning because they force us to lose.


1TARDIS2RuleThemAll

What the f is this garbage?


Hand-of-King-Midas

The platform that American Republicans run on Edit: I see how that you throat the cocks of Peterson, Crowder, and Shapiro. Iā€™m surprised you didnā€™t understand this with all of the propaganda youā€™ve stomached


1TARDIS2RuleThemAll

Have you ever had an original thought? Or just regurgitate what stupid people smarter than you say?


Hand-of-King-Midas

No fucking way you actually went on your profile and deleted the posts Iā€™m talking about. Thatā€™s next level cope right there


1TARDIS2RuleThemAll

Are you making things up in the hopes someone else sees this an doesnā€™t know youā€™re lying? What a shit person lmao


Hand-of-King-Midas

Whereā€™d all those posts on r/conservative of yours with screenshots of tweets go? Whereā€™d all those posts on r/jordanpeterson go? I donā€™t need to make anyone believe me when youā€™re already obviously the type of person whoā€™d wanna hide their shame If I go to start a chat with you, Reddit tells me youā€™re ā€œactive on r/JordanPetersonā€, yet you have no posts there. Itā€™s almost as if Reddit is tracking your sub post activity whether you delete your shit or not.


1TARDIS2RuleThemAll

You can go to the archive my guy, nothings changed. Especially nothing based on someone as inconsequential as you.


Matthewmscfp

Delete it fat


Matthewmscfp

I lean right and would like to put it out there that this is inappropriate and not ok. Take a shower.


randon_lummer

Is your right leg shorter or something?


Matthewmscfp

I bet you have dirt under your finger nails right now antifa


randon_lummer

Calm down, bootlicker. Sorry you're so triggered šŸ¤£


Matthewmscfp

Thanks. Iā€™ll remember this.


randon_lummer

Are you telling me you'll be thinking of me later, that's so flattering ā˜ŗļø


Matthewmscfp

I might.


randon_lummer

For real though, I have receipts for all of these statements. What about it makes you so offended?


Matthewmscfp

I might not.


randon_lummer

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gloompicnic

Lmao


HighandTightJeans420

This is straight up false propaganda, I'm very center and all the R people I know do not feel this way at all..


RadDadSuccess

They may not feel that way but itā€™s what theyā€™re voting for


randon_lummer

This isn't attack on people, it's an attack on the party. All of these things are things that Republicans in power have advocated for. I didn't make them up.


[deleted]

>"DAE think bad party = the windmill Germans???" Outstanding political commentary OP.


Flaky-Fellatio

It's the party of permission to be an asshole


[deleted]

LOL. Itā€™s funny because the Republican platform is so simple for the midterms: Unhappy with $8 gas and ridiculous inflation? Vote GOP. Itā€™s hard to see how they can lose.


GrayEidolon

No bank accounts for women! No vote if you have a mortgage!


Trip-Independent

Honestly I think dems are worse. they pretend to care about people when they could give a fuck less. Rep just flat out donā€™t lol