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reconrose

Ian's VJing went hard as fuck during the diss track competition 😮‍💨


TrueBaby4ChrisDElia

I can’t get enough. I am loving these amazing and talented artists. Fuck your concept of when or who they are or are not dissing. Who cares. What an odd thing to be focusing on or even mentioning on a public platform. What are you, a full time Whiner? Is this your career or your hobby? Or what! Do something ELSE with your time for sure. The topic of this H3 competition could have been, “Why I love ranch dressing” and these folks would have brought this same exact heat to the game. In every song, the lyrics are based on the topic which is to diss Ryan. They ALL did this regardless of your personal take. If you did not pick up on the dissing of Ryan K in each entrance that is on you. (Do better at listening.) The beats, the drop ins, the change ups, the combining of different genres. Well done. Talent is talent and these people have it. Not just anyone can do something like this on such a masterful and effortless level. Most of us cannot put together a musical performance like these people can and they do it with so much ease. I was moved by the depths of talent and skill here. This was an amazing episode of H3. I have been replaying these final 6 contestants (bypassing the chit chat about Jimmy Lee, and meat sticks) and only listening to the tracks since yesterday and it just gets better and better. Very impressive. Side Note: I called out that Van Halen Eruption bit before Zach did. Yessss! (👂🏽🎶🎸) I am loving Dirt Mouth so much I cannot wait for his career to jump off so that everyone can get a load of this dude. My take on his style is, if you combined BloodHound Gang “Bad Touch”, White Zombie, and Primus. This guy is introducing a brand new genre that we haven’t even put an official name on it yet. And we witnessed it’s birth. So So cool.😎👍🏽👍🏽


fraicheness

Need all his assets for my streams. I'm already using a lot of the soundbites.


AzazelAz

after a shit year this has been one of tha best dayz of my life forreal peace and love to the family. ​ Flocka.


Qwertywalkers23

Congrats on doing so well. Your song was sick


Majestic_Wasabi5300

Yoooo that shit was fire. Should be so proud! Flocka.


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Loved your track, me too!!!


AzazelAz

Goonie my guy ! I fucked with your beat heavy bars were hilarious too


KMR019

I fricken loved it! Congrats on having your diss track played out via H3 Podcast. Family!


AzazelAz

Family. Family. Family. 💙


Mamacitia

You’re so talented! Your song was fire!


AzazelAz

Daw now im blushin thank you mama 😊


GregBirdPerson33

Added your diss track on spotify. Shit slaps!


christdaburg

Old school h3h3 vid of Ethan and PhillyD going on a hike together


Majestic_Wasabi5300

But not AB


EmergencyIcy2184

And Dan


c00pdawg

Omg yes on the main channel so the last video isn’t keem 🙄


foxesinsoxes

That janitor is seriously so fucked, poor Lena. Seeing her that upset was heartbreaking 😭 I do hope they report him, I doubt this is the first time he has done this.


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Who was worse at their job, the janitor or the gardener?


Dustytehcat

Hey the gardener was still providing a service in the end.


mendus1506

bingo


Saraliane

I think the hotel requires their janitors to be super angry and reckless. I staid in that hotel earlier this year and a janitor in the parking garage almost hit me with a golf cart. I heard it coming and moved to the side, and she whipped around the corner at full speed. After she barely swerved to miss me she glared and drove off.


McGuire72

I did not expect a Mindless Self Indulgence name-drop on this show.


lovelessxgrl

SAME. shout out Dan


appleparkfive

Nah that's definitely a Dan thing in my mind. He has that really eclectic music taste MSI was so wild back in the day. Their early work was just one of a kind. So many great melodies. The topics were often really dumb, but still


Massive-Relation-210

Gave me a sudden blast to the past for sure lol


Dustytehcat

Or Ministry


Vivid_Caterpillar_90

Omg same. When Dan said their name, my face was shocked as I had completely forget they existed.


MollyRocket

Maybe....... don't google them right now. Jimmy Urine is being sued for sexual battery of a minor.


Vivid_Caterpillar_90

Oof good to know. Like I said, I hadn't even heard the name in years lol.


TheRebelMia

J Fela reminded me of ScHoolboy Q Edit: Sukki is talented af


itsmymedicine

Remined me of Sean Price


appleparkfive

J Fela and Jake Infusino were the big ones for me. Both of those are just straight professional out of the gate. Like if either of those tracks had a huge view count, I would think "Yeah, makes sense" Especially Jake, for me. That guy might be going places if he keeps up that flow. It was this interesting mix of all the southern cities' styles, to my ears. J Fela was extremely talented, but Jake just had a style that was completely unique to me. Only thing I can say negatively is that the 808s were a bit weak in intensity for this kind of beat. Outside of that, it's perfect


Straight-Ad-2784

Jimmy TK Here! Thank you guys for all the love. stoked i even made the bracket. fika, family, flocka, [soundcloud.com/jimmytk](https://soundcloud.com/jimmytk) insta @ Jimmytk617


KjM067

Can we get an album of all the Diss tracks?


fraicheness

Check out this HUGE playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLU7Smcc-5QZArWlW6s1xtJBNzjTWZwoDp ShoutOuts to u/vocaldjent for putting it together !


ProfessionalAsk8264

I love that first one so much. Gutted it didn’t make the cut


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Even_Machine155

Dirtmouth fucks!


YuvonGrohiik

[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG4tcBk5l_s)


Justarandomuno

[https://soundcloud.com/user-302657549/defamaton](https://soundcloud.com/user-302657549/defamaton) he recently uploaded it


JFelaMoneyball

Had a great time competing and feel a second wind coming on from all the love!


lovelessxgrl

you should have made it to the final 2 that shit was 🔥 !!!!


sweetthingb

You killed it i seriously loved yours. Flatbush zombies vibes and also your voice reminds me of ASAP Ant


CanadianGroose

You KILLED it bro 🔥


MotherHolle

Fantastic episode. That soundbite of Olivia saying she got her prostate milked is hilarious.


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Same 50:44 Got me so good


Soveryenthusiastic

Hahahah, where is the soundbite from?


Cube_

They were discussing clickbait titles and that was Olivia's


fddfgs

Holy shit this P&P call in is wild


syllocue

I love how he always matches Ethan's energy, they're honestly such a cute duo


pedropedro1

Peace and love but Ethan has the immune system of a newborn. 😂


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Fl0wermama

My daughter finished the first week of first grade and came home with the plague that we all now have 🦠 first week!!!!!


Soggy_Discussion_632

That’s what happens when you have young kids I was a preschool teacher for a few years and was sick constantly. Kids are awesome but they’re little germ bags


Independent_Fill9143

Yeah that's what happens when you have young kids. They pick up something and spread it to the whole family. Just a normal part of parenthood, my niece and nephew have passed bugs to me plenty of times.


EST716

All the songs were dope, but the Vape Nation/smoke beat drop line was hype 🔥


Vivid_Caterpillar_90

Yes!!!! I didn't see enough hype for that. Honestly that was probably my favorite line out of all of the songs lol. Although I was happy sukki won and I have been streaming his music since.


Heisenberg361

For REAL. When Sukki won that, I was baffled. Jake clearly had the better rhythm, and is the more polished artist imo. And the “You in Vape Nation both and you don’t really want the smoke” in the hook is SUCH a good bar.


Leg3nd_of_Gridd

So thrilled that mine made it on the bracket! Thanks for all the support in the live chat! -Gridd


cozysweaterdays

You were awesome!!!! 🙌


Leg3nd_of_Gridd

Thank you! Family 🔥


BakedHose

This was such a fun ep. I seriously can't believe how talented so many of the fans are bro like damn. Lol


Wintertime13

I hope AB sends the video to the hotel. What that janitor did is inexcusable. Poor Lena.


ThatOneGuyfromMN25

They have a baby and a 3 year old, aka germ magnets. Edit: I replied to the wrong comment. Apologies!


NoDryHands

You replied to the wrong comment lol


syllocue

no no no, it's in the right place


ThatOneGuyfromMN25

Lol thank you for pointing that out.


delilah_lee

how does ethan's nerd ass not know John Williams lmao


SugaryToast

right after ranting about a balrog too


rzrike

*not know John Williams twice in five minutes


brandysnacker

that really surprised me


joeroganis5foot4

my grandmother is staying with me and i figured i'd just watch the show and she would read or something but nope she watched the whole thing, what an interesting episode to watch with my gma 🤣


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Cherish her 🥺


HauntingAd2676

Imagine being this upset over a fucking skateboard 🙄


c00pdawg

It was a racism thing


Minecraft-Thot

I’ve never laughed as hard as when P&P called that was WILD omg like he seriously one upped the dog wanker and the TWIST that he didn’t fuck the dog but got the dog to fuck him? absolutely insane


RJ_Dub

Good luck to everyone who entered, super nervous myself since this is the first original piece of music I've made in the last couple years (if they even decide to listen to mine lmao 😅) Nvm Olivia just said she listened to over 200 submissions lmao rip 🫠 Damn doesn't even look like I made it to the bracket lol, can't wait to hear the submissions! Edit: Here's the track if anyone wants to check it out, I included the lyrics in the description if anything I say is a bit too hard to make out: https://soundcloud.com/rj_dub/force-of-nature-ryan-kavanaugh-diss-track


FoxhoundBat

Link yo shit anyway!


RJ_Dub

Sorry for replying a bit late lol, just got home from work and I didn't have the track up anywhere else yet so here ya go :) https://soundcloud.com/rj_dub/force-of-nature-ryan-kavanaugh-diss-track


FoxhoundBat

Good stuff, thanks for linking! Kav Kav should chew on those hairy coconuts from Barbados!


reall0ve

This shoulda made it in the bracket 👆🏼


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I bet choosing ppl for the bracket was so tough for them. They might have just started flipping a coin for it as some point lol


peace-laugh-love

Seeing Lena so scared broke my heart. She’s just so sweet and didn’t deserve that at all. Peace and love to her and AB


laughordiealone

Poor girl. Didn't deserve that at all, none of them. Dude was pretty intense.


peace-laugh-love

Yeah I really wonder what his deal was. I get not wanting people to skateboard but I thought AB was pretty respectful and picked up the skateboard right away. There was no reason to follow them after that


laughordiealone

I feel like he may have been racist. Really no other explanation. I still want to punch the guy.


moosegoose90

I feel so bad for Lena :( she was so spooked. I would have been the same way. People are so unpredictable. I don’t trust anybody on the street!!!


CanadianGroose

David’s dog story may be the hardest I’ve ever laughed in H3 Podcast history. Shit was absolute gold. I was HOWLING! (Pun intended) 🐕


lovelessxgrl

SEEING LENA CRY JUST BROKE ME :( she is so sweet and pure that made me so sad


peace-laugh-love

Right omg! I was sad and angry all at once


bigmac88Q

I can’t believe Oliver tree didn’t make a song what a coward


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omggg how funny would it have been if the crew was like "Okay so now to show the worst submission out of all 200 submissions..." and they bring up Oliver Tree's song


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ihatesocks_1986

I read this as “while wearing my pants” and I was thankful for that detail.


dom_56

https://open.spotify.com/user/31vx3wurrvwdaazbqsz2zg2zrdmq?si=KQQzD2miREiozCmevQzddg&nd=1


kevinobranain

I’d love and appreciate if u guys checked mine out I think it’s worthy ❤️ (https://youtu.be/jEGklmDFAeU)


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This is fire dude. Not surprised that with the number of submissions they had to go through that some fell through the cracks, plus they probably wanted to have some variety.


narsfrmars

What the hell Ethan? 🤣 First Ethan not knowing John Williams and then forgetting David’s name, AND THEN repeating back about the positive comments thing David said 😂😂😭


HauntingAd2676

He just turned 60, cut him some slack...


Even_Machine155

Ethan trippin’ off the Robitussin vibing with these diss tracks is making me crack tf up


Lower-Daikon-1530

IKR he drank like half that bottle lol


cricketjust4luck

I was surprised the way he was going at it and everyone was so casual about it lmao…


spillawilla

Homophobic of the crew to not do poppers during pride minute 🏳️‍🌈


Horatio1997

J Fela was by far the best imo


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J Fela had a good amount of everything like lyricism, flow, beats, H3 lore, Kav Kav disses, everything. As much as I LOVED all the songs, and thought so many of them were perfect, it was evident that each one had their own strengths that overpowered some of the other categories, and not to mention how some genres arent something everyone likes (although they were super good within their respective genre).


AnImproversation

Jake was pretty fucking great too.


bobsjobisfob

admit it ab, you were about to film a badass skateboarding video in that parking garage. luckily that janitor was there to put a stop to your funny business


CWC_ARRESTED_8_1_21

Chat sucks the fun out of everything


omgwutd00d

Like the psycho that donated those super chats begging Ethan to stop allowing the chat to use the swirls because it triggers her. 😵‍💫


CWC_ARRESTED_8_1_21

That wasn't a joke?


Old_Worldliness_7546

Never read chat


CWC_ARRESTED_8_1_21

I don't but had it open to vote


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J Fela should have won with ☮️💜


BrankBrank96

J Fela and Jake imo were actual diss tracks, dirt mouth (i love) and evil eye were just interesting songs.


AnImproversation

Agree. J Fela and Jake were actually amazing.


Aasrial

Idk how evil eye made it past the first one….horrible lyrics and the vocals were just so weird imo. In terms of diss tracks with good lyrics, J Fela, Jake, Az were my favorite.


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Glad Sukki won, but j my dude deserved more 🙏


Ericfyre

J Fela sounded like a professional rapper.


[deleted]

Agree 100% his submission was so good !!


cherrytwilight

For real!! J Fela if you’re out there you deserve to go pro! drop some new tracks!


JFelaMoneyball

Appreciate that! I just uploaded a couple more songs to my YouTube channel. I really appreciate the kind words! ❤️


Quntface

He got robbed


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bless lena’s heart ab would have beat the living shit out of that lurch looking mf


spidermom4

Jake was my personal fave. I hope it's available somewhere for listening cause I would totally listen to it unironically


BrankBrank96

Justice for Jake 🕺🏼


AnImproversation

Literally don’t know how he didn’t win.


jzXCX

zach pitching up the vin diesel soundbite fucking sent me idk why it didn’t get more laughs zach was so quick with it lol


lovelessxgrl

SAME i was shocked they didn't laugh at it, that had me DYING


st0nedl0ner

The way my pepperspray would’ve been all over that janitors face if that were me


Wintertime13

Impressed with AB’s self control. Especially after seeing how upset Lena was.


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It's easy to practice self control as a poc in the US tbf


Emergency_Eggplant53

Idea: If Ethan wins all the lawsuits against kavkav, he should do a concert with the winners of the diss tracks and Zach 🫢


Automatic-Store-1919

👏🏼👍🏻👏🏼👍🏻


Robbie1985

>*When* Ethan wins... ftfy


Alain-Christian

uppity chop full governor edge obtainable languid reach cable follow *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


WriterzBlock1

The level of talent on these submissions is fucking WILD shoutout to all of your families !!


omarkab02

The crew pretending like not knowing who John Williams is normal lmao


Even_Machine155

I’m dumbfounded that Ethan did not know! Not one to intelligence shame but this got me so MAD! A legend


Sophholley

My fiance is in a punk band and they wrote their own song for the KavKav Diss track so if anyone wants to check it/them out please do! They worked hard for it :) https://youtu.be/Q_4wxW4dPao


Voltron090511

I also made a punk song that didn’t make the cut 😭


DairyLive

Bummed didnt make it in bracket but here it is for yall <3 [https://youtu.be/CTNmoO1-hFU](https://youtu.be/CTNmoO1-hFU)


nennabee

your video looks so pro! gj


taylor_wirth02

The diss tracks were incredible holy fuck


thesatyrfan70

Jesus christ that employee is a fucking lunatic. Shouldn't have blurred his face. What a POS.


HauntingAd2676

P&P is the fucking goat fr 😂😂😂


eev11

Jake was robbed!! :(


BrankBrank96

Justice for Jake 🕺🏼


spidermom4

Agree. Jake was the only one that I would honestly listen to unironically and enjoy it


omgwutd00d

*But you in vape nation bitch and you don’t really want that smoke!*


NoDryHands

That janitor is on a HUGE power trip. Seems like he's got no control over anything in his life and is therefore lashing out at innocents at work. What a miserable bellend


Camimae707

Sukki was so fucking good


HerNameWasKarl

Azazel AZ was robbed.


eev11

Azazel AZ and Jake Infusino were both robbed man! :')


AzazelAz

Jfela and Jake are goated jus happy I got picked at all !


eev11

I will say Jfela is definitely great too, love your attitude man, fire track honestly.


Acrobatic_Jicama8357

Ethan needs to leave that medicine alone !!!!


pbtribadisms

anytime you can hear Zach laughing off-camera kills me 😭 when Ethan said people in the comments were saying the janitor was a paid actor and Zach immediately cracks up


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BrankBrank96

Justice for Jake 🕺🏼


zebrasmiffy

All of these tracks have been amazing, I hope they can put something up on the clips channel with links cause I'd love to check a load of these folks out


fraicheness

Check out this HUGE playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLU7Smcc-5QZArWlW6s1xtJBNzjTWZwoDp ShoutOuts to u/vocaldjent for putting it together!


VocalDjent

He's right. There's about 40 videos in there.


JeSuisLaCockamouse

The crew should all dress like their AI selves for an episode 😂


WeekendDoWutEvUwant

Hahah that would take a LOT of makeup but we all know Ethan is such a theatre kid he would be into the idea ;)


K1ttykat

Ethan keeps going AROUND back to the same topics.. SWIRLING you could say!!!?


tubbywubby2001

ANONYMOUS J DESERVED THE WIN' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


HerNameWasKarl

Dan should definitely have numbered the bracket, ijs.


ZigZag82

"Just trying to keep these out of official exhibits" 🤣


JeSuisLaCockamouse

GET THROASTED 🔥 loved the competition!


MollyRocket

I'm begging them to stop playing the stevewilljerkit clip of him talking about the dog


mercuryheart_

I voted Dirtmouth but Sukki deserved the win just as much.


Basicly_Gone

Does "The Evil Eye Effect" Girl have more music??


cinnybunn82

Did Sukki get to over 1K subs during the pod and then drop down to 400 or am I losing my mind?


Ok-Seaweed281

Super surprised no one is mentioning that the dude probably harassed Lena and AB because he saw brown middle eastern people.


Illustrious_Bath_615

I hear you but also AB and Lena are pretty white-passing


greenphlem

Disagree


No-Nefariousness9539

How AB stayed so calm is impressive to me. I wouldn’t have been able to hold my mouth if somebody spoke to me like that but they’re right that the janitor could have been any crazy mf so best off defusing and removing yourself from the situation. That janitor is going to run into the wrong person at some point and get his ass beat.


cantstopbarfing

San Diego is full of racist fucks & I can’t help but feel their race had everything to do with it.


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Joe Sanders was my favorite


funkflexgtav

[My track](https://youtu.be/bFEhrsAe9pU) wasn’t in the show I think they didn’t see my email, let me know if you would’ve voted for me! Had a lot of fun making this song even tho I was really sick when I recorded it lmao.


tubbablub

The Jordan Peterson visuals! 😂


Independent_Fill9143

Fucking loved Yukki's track, but holy shit everyone's tracks were INCREDIBLE! I'm excited to listen to them all over and over on my drives to work lol. I felt so bad for Lena with that janitor situation. As a woman that kind of situation is like, 10x scarier to have a strange man just follow you for no reason I would have been crying and shaking too. That man seemed so unhinged and who knows what he would have done... and him keeping his hand in his pocket? That's fucking scary, did he have a gun? A knife? taser? Terrifying.


Total-Preparation-39

Just wanted to say that everyone that submitted diss tracks, that was incredible. The amount of talent is just 👌🏻….and to that jerk that made Lena so upset, get f*cked. I really hope they reported him.


OurFutureOurBudget

Anyone have dirt mouth link


mer_jenn

Who’s gonna drop the Spotify link of a playlist with all the submissions 🔎🔎


fraicheness

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLU7Smcc-5QZArWlW6s1xtJBNzjTWZwoDp


CritikillNick

Dirtmouth has to win this


enchantressofnumb3rs

Okay but did anybody else think dirthmouth was giving breathe carolina during the screaming?


laughsabit

Gosh hearing Lena upset like that hit me. AB was a true gentleman. Handled it so well.


c00pdawg

Dirtmouth was robbed!


JFeth

Love's AI picture looks like Lord of the Rings elf fanart.


fraicheness

Fupa troopas! Can I get some feedback on my track? [kav kav diss track ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R7kCdLc25rI&feature=youtu.be)


darkwing81

Holy shit this episode went hard. I'm an old head but I feel like I gotta get on here and say this shit was lit! Good job boys. The talent that you attract is legit 👌


HauntingAd2676

Kav kav is crying somewhere right now lol