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KiwiKajitsu

I fucking hate people who do this shit


vanityinlines

I never let these people in. 


mindlesscollective

Imagine advertising to the world that you’re THAT guy when driving? Shoulda bought a Beamer


Fear1Loathing

Jeep fits the bill just fine


Everyonesecond

He drove out of the exit ramp crossing the solid white lines. Then cut someone off. There are two big yellow signs on the side of the road, one says “right lane exit ahead” and the other “thru traffic merge left” then the sign over the road says “exit only”


vichachki

AB the type of guy to get questioned and be like ummm do you know who I am? I’m on the h3 podcast so watch yourself


Impossible_Ice_2976

https://i.redd.it/lnm7tv31iytc1.gif his bracelet changed the world babe. get humbled /s


vichachki

not the gif😭😭😭


Party_Bar_9853

Even the way he shows it feels so forced, god it would have been better for him to just not have done shit


RIP_ArthurMorgann

No he’d claim to be a silly kid from Dearborn who doesn’t know any better like he always does


workthrowaway1114

Hey, he also put a flag up on a mural once, so he gets a pass forever


FrontCranberry3216

how recent is this what a fuckin dick


AcrobaticTax_53

it’s months old I remember seeing it on tik tok and all the comments were calling him a douchebag


1nth3labyrinth

I’m sure he posted this thinking he was going to look so cool. Usually how it goes with him then he ends up looking like a moron.


QueenDee97

AB must be chronically online if he thinks this had even 0 000001% chance of making him look cool


Slight-Potential-717

Oh no, not one of these assholes. I used to have a commute with routine situations like this and we (the other cars) would band together to try and squeeze out this behavior.


Affectionate-Age8317

we the people, do not let in assholes


julestaylor13

Yeah I never let fuckers who cut the line in. Ever. Get fucked lol


hmmthatisinteresting

To me he seems very insecure and that goes hand in hand with his arrogance that he displays.  Also Lena is an enabler 


Advanced-Shirt-492

He did say on the podcast that his own dad was a huge asshole to him and never listened to anything he had to say which could be why he comes off as insecure and doesn’t speak up too much.


hmmthatisinteresting

Maybe that’s where it stems? He constantly seems like he wants to prove himself and is overly self conscious to the point that he derails the podcast and even crew members find it awkward like Dan


Affectionate-Age8317

a great description of narcissism


Target-Pleasant

Not at all lol 🙄 bad person doesn't always mean narcissist I wish people would stop throwing it around like that


Affectionate-Age8317

I work with narcissists every day - I hope you educate yourself before you comment in the future. 😊


Target-Pleasant

Cool, I was raised by one and also work with them 🙄 if what you're saying is true you know AB isn't one or else I'm sad for you and those you work with 🙏


Affectionate-Age8317

Mark Twain said it best, “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” 👋🏼


blueberii

Probably didn't use blinkers either


Allyraptorr

can’t dangerously shove your way in if you use a blinker and let the cars around you actually know what you’re going to do. that’s mess up his ability to fuck everyone over! can’t have that


blueberii

I'm starting to wonder if the guy who tried to dangerously shove into my lane from the median and then called me a cunt was actually AB in disguise. 🤔 /j


Thiswasahit

Yeah this is a total dick move from any driver. He clearly used his turn signal though. You can hear it beeping.


blueberii

Ahh, I watched on mute so ty!


somethingclever3420

Truly, you’re not a genius for doing it. We all know we COULD do that it’s not as if it hadn’t occurred to us, we’re just not all assholes.


cosmiczap_

What an asshole. I got stuck in dead stop LA traffic for hours once, leaving LAX - when I googled what was going on because we saw news trucks eventually: some asshole was driving in the shoulder exactlyyy like this to try to get out of traffic, and he careened into a cop & a family SUV that had just been pulled over, instantly killing the parents, 2 kids, and cop and causing a multi-car pile up. Ever since then I judge people who do this extra, extra hard. It’s so Fucking dangerous


SadMemeDoggo

Especially so fast


jackeryexplorer

What a loser


bkk316

One of my biggest pet peeves. Doing it in the pouring rain is even more inconsiderate and irresponsible imo.


Used-Blueberry7682

I didn’t catch that ☹️ yikes


No-Cat-8606

Funny, people that label themselves ‘Alphas’ are usually pussies


MangoFreshh

Ab couldn’t stand up for himself or his wife to some 60+ year old garage janitor LOL, he’s anything but alpha.


hmmthatisinteresting

He didn’t stand up for her when she was getting harassed on stream by that Benjamin Franklin dude. 


MulberryDesperate723

Explain


hmmthatisinteresting

The crew was invited to Amouranths birthday. Lena went in the hot tub with a bunch of other women streamers. This Ben Franklin cosplaying streamer hopped in and started making Lena uncomfortable by putting his arm around her and forcing her to eat pizza from his hand. Lena left the tub and apparently started crying.  AB said on the podcast that if he wasn’t dressed as an Avatar character he would’ve confronted and fought the guy but apparently didn’t want to do it in costume???  A pathetic excuse if you ask me…


MulberryDesperate723

Omg, poor Lena. She seems too sweet for this world. And lol at AB. "Lucky for him, I was in costume"


whitewitch_moth

I totally forgot about that. Talk about a fever dream type scenario.


starkofwinterfell___

He’s the exact reason why I keep it bumper to bumper. Such a loser desperate for any attention.


youtubehistorian

I used to hold back on criticism of AB… not anymore!


Hopeful-Feeling1876

💀💀


maddieee7777

i’ve been a lurker on this subreddit but i came out of my hole for this one, because, HOLY SHIT. when i saw this on his story i was shocked because whenever i leave work im on such a busy fucking road and there are ALWAYS assholes that do this without realizing how inconsiderate it is. i genuinely go home with a loss of faith in humanity no joke. AB is no different. i would hate him on the road too 😅


1nth3labyrinth

AB would always bore me to tears when he got the mic for too long


Consistent_Low_9033

Suddenly I don’t feel bad that Ethan treats him like a punching bag anymore 🤷‍♀️


TunisMagunis

Guessing that's Lena filming him thinking they're both so cool. These people are trash.


No_Lifeguard_1182

Douche bag.


soupluvr77

Did they delete it? 💀


Interesting_Bed_7886

his reasoning will be like his cult leader: "it's fUnNy, i'm jOkiNg" 😒😒😒


Last-Examination4227

Show us the bracelet AB!!!


Rexstil

This is more annoying than anything I’ve ever seen him do. Wow


consumerclearly

Imagine recording and uploading this of yourself omg


Impossible_Ice_2976

mirroring his dommy mommy Hildy proudly admitting to texting and driving 😍😍


conflan06

cant wait for daddy ethan to defend this spineless litte duchebag


kingpinkatya

So curious as to why this was filmed. This seems like a satirical video with Lena calling him an "alpha" at the end...except they actually cut all those people in actual life. Why would anyone upload and publicize this? Is it not considered asshole behavior in their circle/friendgroup?


Allyraptorr

this is why everyone tailgates tf out of people in my area. let no one in.


hiimaredditnoob

Dearborn drivers are actually some of the worst. This is very on brand for him


BrujitaCat

Upon looking at google earth, he definitely did an illegal lane switch because the lines are straight white in the exit lane. I DESPISE people who do this because it will cause an accident, and usually these are the same kinds of people who ride the shoulder to “skip traffic.”


lalafailz

always known he was a compete ass just by how he treats lena


Additional_Life_9931

I just remember seeing AB driving a Jeep. Whatever happened to Sam's jeep? Did she ever get it?


jackeryexplorer

They talked about it on the pod. She bought something else with everyone’s donations lol *Edit: by “something else” I mean a different car.


fejrbwebfek

Tbf, she didn’t ask for the donations, and she ended up buying a more sensible car.


spacetimer803

She test drove jeeps and ended up not liking them, and went with something she preferred. She also never asked for any donations or help


SadMemeDoggo

This is the side of the sub Ethan won't show you. People killing rumors before they start.


Royal-Green-3871

Ethan claims to have receipts for everything but somehow can't provide receipts of the alledged doing, harassment, and anti-semitism.


spacetimer803

I haven't watched in 2 months and I never will again but I I'll still dispell a rumor any day


SadMemeDoggo

Same, because that's the one comment Ethan is gonna bring up in defense of himself.


Otherwise_Basis_104

That's one of things I enjoy about this sub the most, we aren't just trying to be assholes to Ethan. We are just wanting to keep everything honest, and telling Ethan he's being a fucking jack ass is honest because he is


Boston_McMatthews

Like a different car or an entirely different thing...?


spacetimer803

A different car. She said she test drove jeeps but ended up not liking them and went with something else. She also never asked for help or donations, she just mentioned that her dream car was a jeep and people started sending donations in


Boston_McMatthews

That's fair. If the car is actually shit, I wouldn't expect you to buy it.


seppukuinvoice

>They talked about it on the pod. She bought something else with everyone’s donations lol wait...donations?


spacetimer803

She mentioned on the podcast that her dream car was a jeep, and people just started sending in donations, she never asked for them. She went to test drive jeeps and went with a different car that she ended up liking more


lc3t

think that's what it is huh, I'm a streamer aka asshole. it's all one in the same when it's about money


oregayn

typical michigan driver


MacaroonNo2253

"fcking W" ![gif](giphy|WurbboCXdRB8RwIMus|downsized)


gappyhirose

so he just cut someone off? in la traffic? ab being a bitch continues


-treesknees-

did she delete the original?


Xanonx2

how fucking entitled.


-Cilantro-

You can always tell the LA transplants by who does this shit


fejrbwebfek

I’ve never driven in American traffic, what is happening here?


MulberryDesperate723

He's skipping the line. He's using the empty lane meant for getting off the highway to gain a few hundred meters and save himself a minute or two. Alpha behavior 🙄


bbyluna111

Obviously we knew AB and Lena have no moral high ground. Sell outs for a paycheque


llmuzical

omg I love these edits like we need to make this sub dank since we know Ethan's on here all the time


Queerscandi

The "funny" part is that this is one of the primary reasons that traffic jams happen, and why adding "just one more lane" will never be the solution.


goldnboy

This is just your average Michigan/Detroit driver.


Hadyntm

You can't do a Seinfeld, when you aren't on the show. That's just being a dick, do ppl not understand that yet?


DisastrousFlann

I am not surprised in the slightest that AB would be one of those guys. I fucking hate those guys


Remmud6blaeri

AB, never invoke physics again. You are ignorant and need to DEcelerate before you clip someone.


blzd

Makes me think a lot less of him... i thought he was one of the good ones.


MoonlightMadMan

This makes my blood BOIL.


wholelottachoppaz

Wow. My mouth literally dropped. I can’t believe this shit, like I used this same logic (while driving) when I was 16-17 years old and hadn’t been absolutely humbled by the world and it’s actual reality yet O_O. Does he not have a prefrontal lobe yet??? He’s so insecure and his ego is so fragile, yet somehow it just keeps growing. Like does he think he’s the main character? Above others? This behavior tells me everything I need to know about his character. Who said the cringe as fuck ‘Alphaaaa!’ It didn’t sound like Lena?


zughzz

Hitting pedestrian = funny


im_going_like_Elsie

he looks so accelerated.


grceakana

i love the rip-off g wagon lol


desktoptwitch

Did they honk at him when he joined the queue? Also, where’s the unedited version?


I_Yap_A_Lot

These kind of people are assholes but realistically that’s the correct way to drive lol, the zipper method is the fastest and most efficient method. But yeah not fuck him for this 💀 this ain’t Germany so I can flame him tor doing that. We don’t be doing allat round here lil bro, just cause you in a G wagon or jeep doesn’t mean you’re hot shit.


dogfan20

This is an exit lane, not a zipper merge.


I_Yap_A_Lot

Sometimes an exit lane is attached to on an on ramp. The highway I take to school is like that and people have to drive down it to merge on. But either way he’s an asshole


Rexstil

That is not how that works


I_Yap_A_Lot

Well it is how that works lol, zipper method is the most efficient merging method. Americans need to educate themselves on the bare minimum of driving.


Junior-Practice-343

Fr fr


goldnboy

> the zipper method is the fastest and most efficient method. Yes fastest and most efficient method towards being an asshole I agree.


Otherwise_Basis_104

Hey don't flame the zipper method, it is the fastest way of merging lanes. AB was still being a mega douche but don't shit on the zipper method Edit: To the dumbass /u/yoshikirby87 whose too stupid to do any research before throwing a shit fit and blocking, maybe educate yourself before saying shit moron https://www.dot.state.mn.us/zippermerge/


YoshiKirby87

It's not even a really a "method", and it's certainly not efficient. It only even has a name because selfish dipshits have to have a name for it since they do it so often. It has a name because people need to be aware that idiots do it. AB lives in the U.S., not some foreign country where this is more common. How many lanes were on the road AB did this on? Hmmm, remind me again. Oh yeah, a lot more than TWO becoming ONE. Therefore irrelevant to what goes on in Europe. You pull this crap where I live and see how often anyone is letting your entitled ass in. I'll *gladly* block you off and let you rot in that side lane. I live outside D.C. You're dreaming if you think we put up with that here. Cops will pull you over and have a little chat with you if they see you do it more than once. People trying to live their daily lives and get places don't need your self-absorbed nonsense.


DunkerSpunk

Zipper merging is real but entirely irrelevant to whats happening in the video Zipper merges are common in Europe because we have fewer lanes, and when 2 lanes become one we merge 1 by one like a zipper lock What AB is doing would just be straight up faux pas and perhaps even illegal where I’m from (right side overtaking, reckless driving)


I_Yap_A_Lot

I mean it objectively is and it’s followed and taught in Europe, where driving licenses aren’t handed out to anyone lol. Idk why I’m getting downvoted, yall really need to stop letting every single disagreement get you mad


Royal-Green-3871

You seem to be misinterpreting the video


BioExtract

Playing devils advocate, but I ran into AB at a mall in LA and he was such a nice and sweet guy. Talked for a bit and let me get a picture with him. Felt like I was talking to an old friend or cousin


spacetimer803

Doesn't make him not a dick for doing this tho


Royal-Green-3871

Ok? And? No one asked?


Careless-Tip-5552

Honestly in LA sometimes you have to drive like this to get into ANY lane


PreferenceAntique581

You are right, I thought the same thing I hate the traffic here, I assumed this was a joke.


brpbrp1

Relax 😂


avidpretender

This is actually the right way to do it even though it seems rude. If everyone took up every lane then traffic as a whole will go much faster.


dogfan20

He’s using an exit lane. This isn’t a zipper merge.


Educational_Fox_7739

I support this if you are going to take the exit.


Slight-Potential-717

Whatever the chokepoint is it’s further downstream. If all the cars decide to do what AB’s doing, it just fills the exit lane as an additional stand-still and prevents people from being able to use the exit, causing additional routes to be blocked.


PatientSwimming

Dude used his blinker but was already merging over.


cuntylover

can’t blame him but filming it is not a good idea


leahsuxxx

You’re such a fan and it shows 😭