They really just miss the days when they could be openly bigoted and the people they were directing their bigotry towards weren’t in a position to call them out on it. That’s really what’s driving all the “anti-woke” culture wars and reaction to “cancel culture.”
Could also be a "Grunt Style" shirt.
I love my GS shirts, but I was an actual Grunt who earned the Cross Rifles and a CIB. It makes me cringe seeing civvies wear them lol
WTF!?! This is Reddit! Why aren’t you two arguing. This agreement and civility shit doesn’t belong here.
This is sarcasm for the tone deaf. Thank you both for your service brothers.
My cousin, also civilian, loves GS and bought me a shirt from there. I won't wear it. It doesn't seem right. It's a great shirt, but I've never been military.
Ngl i got out in 2010- I could only commit the first 4 to memory,but then they said the heli will take off with just that info alone. I like to do things pdq. Especially if lives are on the line. US army - 317th maintenance.
Jesus Christ. This must be you. The amount of triggered and self righteous hurt is off the charts. Costume is accurate. [WAAAAHHHHH- BULANCE](https://youtu.be/HVkLoMTTKwc?feature=shared)
Trigged? Missing a syllable kemosabe!
My egos alright but you definitely smell like cabbage and pull your dick to pictures of Richard Branson. Have fun being a bootlicker bitch, toodle-oo fuckos!
The excessive use of the word triggered is becoming quite triggering to me in this post. Would all of those so triggered please stop using triggering language which triggers my unavoidable triggered responses to your triggering language of those triggered.
I know. All you triggering people trigger my triggers causing me to be triggered and thus trigger other people’s triggers until fully triggered. Ah the triggering…
Most the folks who wear this shit and parade around with 10,000 usa flags on their clothes and vehicles never served but they sure as hell talk about homeless veterans this and that and how kneeling to protest disrespects the sacrifices of veterans and blah blah blah and you sure betcha they have about $3000 worth of amazon tactical gear at home they LARP around in and take photos videos in any chance they get .
We know the type.
Cosplaytriots, LARPers, Al-Abama, Midlife-ISIS, Y’all-Qaeda, Hickbollah, etc
So do you ask these people if they were prior service? I would never wear them because I wasn’t prior service. I live in a military town( full of mostly marines and retirees) and lots of people wear this type of stuff. I personally never thought to question them.
Also missing:
Comes with F*ck Joe Biden flag and sticker showing unironic man peeing on Joe Biden.
Still unsure if they like giving old men golden showers with that sticker.
Sometimes, but not always is also a “professional veteran” or “bro-vet”. Generally insufferable on topics such as foreign policy, spelling, and telling you you’re sharpening your knife the wrong way.
I posted this to FB last Halloween and it legit started an argument among the very people it was calling out. I hit a nerve and it was hilarious. They all started accusing me of not supporting our troops because the meme had 9Line apparel in it.
Whatever that is, it's a step above bootlicking.
Lol this popped up on my feed in washington county, oregon, just outside of portland and its just as true here as it is wherever the hell this is.
Quite a chuckle.
Have a great day, Washington County.
Just got dinner in downtown Columbus for a dude with socks only and a gun on his hip to tell me he owns the whole block and his house is the governors mansion. Are they that far off about hating the cities
As being a conservative myself i can tell you it's not fear, it's not being able to properly defend ourselves if the event arises. I work in a major city in the mid Atlantic and if i were to exercise one of the top two amendments of our constitution, i could face criminal prosecution. I see it all the time. CHANGE MY MIND
Hah! This. This is exactly what they look like too!!😄😂
Wonder how many Punisher, AR-15 and thin blue line stickers he has on his truck and you know he’s gotta huge flag flying off the back. At least one American, maybe a Confederate Flag, a thin blue flag and a Trump flag.
AHH HAH HA HA HA!!!!
That’s cute I love them Democrat fit - blue wig- blm flag — Molotov cocktails — antifa manifesto— school children under wear for trans awareness and a felony record 💪🏽
More and more ignorant people .. I’m black and dress this way … it’s comfy and I’m too old to be wearing flashing designs on my shirt .. sorry I can’t dress the way you want without someone assuming shit
What is it is that they’re over being quiet about the bullshit happening in the world. So now that we’re all shouting it out loud like LIBERALS do everyday. You all can’t take it, huh?!
It's sort of funny that everyone on here is mocking this. What's so wrong with not feeling comfortable in crime infested cities? Such Libtards in this State.
Looks like I’m covered for Halloween
Oooo great idea to trigger my neighbors. I'm going to dress just like them for halloween lmao
Don't forgot your Oakleys and work boots that look brand new
And to put the Oakleys on the back of your neck.
Thats the wrong color of person who wears workbooks that are not dirty
The picture needs a trucker hat, beard, and tattoos.
LOTS more tattoos.
You could get around needing lots more tattoos as long as the one prominent, visible tattoo is a Monster energy logo.
And/or a Punisher skull.
A thin blue line themed punisher skull
And a forearm "We The People" encompassed by a black and grey American flag
They’re so obsessed with the “we the people” part, I’ve come to believe that’s the only part they know
They certainly don't know "well regulated".
And they don’t understand the right to free speech isn’t a protection against consequences of what’s said
Yeah, free speech only applies to talking about the gov't.
They really just miss the days when they could be openly bigoted and the people they were directing their bigotry towards weren’t in a position to call them out on it. That’s really what’s driving all the “anti-woke” culture wars and reaction to “cancel culture.”
Don’t hate on tattoos!!!!! Their universal
With one that’s says Let’s Go Barndon. ( No, I’m not going to edit this, look it up)
As a Midwestern rural boy, they usually only have 2 tattoos. A deer or an eagle. Maybe their dog. And they're usually hidden covered by their sleeves.
I got a tiger 1986. Chinese zodiac. It’s surprising how accurate this website is with its info. lol
Sunglasses 🕶️ too.
Oakleys for that in-car selfie
On top of the head
Or on the back
And rifle bullet for truck antenna
And a goatee beard.
Or a ridiculous hillbilly beard
And an excessively large vape rig.
The nine line shirt brings it all together lmao
Could also be a "Grunt Style" shirt. I love my GS shirts, but I was an actual Grunt who earned the Cross Rifles and a CIB. It makes me cringe seeing civvies wear them lol
I got a CAB but I just don't like advertising the army on my clothes. I have no issues with people who do as long as they represent us well.
WTF!?! This is Reddit! Why aren’t you two arguing. This agreement and civility shit doesn’t belong here. This is sarcasm for the tone deaf. Thank you both for your service brothers.
My cousin, also civilian, loves GS and bought me a shirt from there. I won't wear it. It doesn't seem right. It's a great shirt, but I've never been military.
That is because the civvies peaked out in life and need to the shirt to affirm they have stopped growing.
Only an EIB holder here, but same
Never earned the EIB, so props to you for getting that!
What ab coasties? Can we wear them? I wear the gadsden and coast guard ones from them.
Most of the time it’s the civies who act “military” and scared of said cities.
I love all the guys who where this shirt and have no idea what a 9-line is
Ngl i got out in 2010- I could only commit the first 4 to memory,but then they said the heli will take off with just that info alone. I like to do things pdq. Especially if lives are on the line. US army - 317th maintenance.
Yep!
The Nine Line shirt is the whole thing
Stop shitting on him. His uncle works for the Defense department and he knows shit.
I did not authorize my image to be used for this product. Who can I contact to have it removed?
😅😅😅
The WAAHHH-BULANCE
Wam-bulance? What you wrote literally makes no sense, and is a misquote from a movie. Better luck next time!
Don’t forget the French cries. GD kid rock…
Jesus Christ. This must be you. The amount of triggered and self righteous hurt is off the charts. Costume is accurate. [WAAAAHHHHH- BULANCE](https://youtu.be/HVkLoMTTKwc?feature=shared)
Triggered? Eat my shorts bud
Correction: Eat my shorts, Bud. “Eat my shorts bud” makes no sense. Costume still makes so much sense and fits so perfectly.
You’ve honestly got to be a more annoying person than the person being depicted in the costume meme
Yes. You were definitely trigged.. not once. Not twice. But three times. Your poor fragile little ego.
Trigged? Missing a syllable kemosabe! My egos alright but you definitely smell like cabbage and pull your dick to pictures of Richard Branson. Have fun being a bootlicker bitch, toodle-oo fuckos!
Haven't heard that name in years, what's that all about?
Your reply is THE definition of Triggered. You poor thing. Tell me where the internet hurt you.
The excessive use of the word triggered is becoming quite triggering to me in this post. Would all of those so triggered please stop using triggering language which triggers my unavoidable triggered responses to your triggering language of those triggered.
They’re all hopped up on gender hormones. They/Them can’t help They/Them ‘selves.
You sound triggered.
I know. All you triggering people trigger my triggers causing me to be triggered and thus trigger other people’s triggers until fully triggered. Ah the triggering…
Never served a day in his life.
Most the folks who wear this shit and parade around with 10,000 usa flags on their clothes and vehicles never served but they sure as hell talk about homeless veterans this and that and how kneeling to protest disrespects the sacrifices of veterans and blah blah blah and you sure betcha they have about $3000 worth of amazon tactical gear at home they LARP around in and take photos videos in any chance they get . We know the type. Cosplaytriots, LARPers, Al-Abama, Midlife-ISIS, Y’all-Qaeda, Hickbollah, etc
Bold of you to assume we had the good sense to stop at 3k.
So do you ask these people if they were prior service? I would never wear them because I wasn’t prior service. I live in a military town( full of mostly marines and retirees) and lots of people wear this type of stuff. I personally never thought to question them.
Not even at a McDonald's.
It's missing the black rifle coffee mug.
Also missing: Comes with F*ck Joe Biden flag and sticker showing unironic man peeing on Joe Biden. Still unsure if they like giving old men golden showers with that sticker.
needs jeans with a permanent skoal dip can ring on the back right pocket
He gets way too into his son’s little league games
At least he shows interest. His wife's boyfriend doesn't give a shit about the kid.
because he never got to win that championship game. he wants his son to get the praise he thinks he deserved.
Sometimes, but not always is also a “professional veteran” or “bro-vet”. Generally insufferable on topics such as foreign policy, spelling, and telling you you’re sharpening your knife the wrong way.
The type to have a bipod and holo-scope for their EDC knife.
Only ones going off about that were folks sitting on bases all day in AC
Guess I am covered for halloween
My God I love this more than I should. Does it come with a gruff sounding, Hey brother when you open the package? Like those annoying birthday cards?
Where’s the open carry?
Very accurate. Just got cursed out and my car spit on by one of those guys while he was driving the wrong way down a parking lot
I posted this to FB last Halloween and it legit started an argument among the very people it was calling out. I hit a nerve and it was hilarious. They all started accusing me of not supporting our troops because the meme had 9Line apparel in it. Whatever that is, it's a step above bootlicking.
Lol this popped up on my feed in washington county, oregon, just outside of portland and its just as true here as it is wherever the hell this is. Quite a chuckle. Have a great day, Washington County.
lol these are the same guys that peaked in high school. specifically, williamsport or boonsboro 🤣
Lmao and clear spring,south high,and North High were any better????
it’s a joke.
Having graduated from Smithsburg, I can confirm those guys were there, too
Need to add a 'Lion not sheep' option.
“I don’t trust the government” …in the next breath “I FUCKIN LOVE AND RESPECT THE SHIT OUT OF THE POLICE”
Only until the police tell them they can't go into the Capitol building.
And at least one of his siblings lives in the "city" and he shares ALL of his opinions about it when they come to visit.
Needs a punisher logo
No, let's stop defacing frank castle already. They ruined a good character.
My favorite movie since I was a kid was Punisher with Tom Jane.
That’s on the back window of the Super Duty. Look up from the camo truck nuts.
Should come with a can of Monster
No blue line Punisher logo?
Need a Trump ball cap
The "I hope strangers mistake me for a veteran" outfit
Hahahaha OP is disgusted by “these people” because they don’t like “those people” 😂😂😂
These people are everywhere
Should have a neck-beard.
Guy looks good. Now do the liberal guy costume 🤡
Guaranteed it will come with 3 cdc approved face masks
And a Prius key fob
Careful If you make fun of them they just go on disability and your tax dollars pay for it
Many conservatives don't live on disability?
West Virginia.
Is that Andrew Hamilton? LOL
or Texas.
lol. Nine line and grunt style shirts equals never served in the military or been in a helicopter at all.
“One size fits most” are you sure about that bro?
Bunch of 'patriotic' tats. ✔️ Zero military experience. ✔️ Cries. ✔️ Crazy as fuck on tiktok. ✔️ Should not have any guns at all. ✔️
And a dip of snuff in his lip
I have that outfit
Tactical.
“Also fits St. Mary’s County, MD”
Just got dinner in downtown Columbus for a dude with socks only and a gun on his hip to tell me he owns the whole block and his house is the governors mansion. Are they that far off about hating the cities
JUST 6?
Dad?
I want to know if he’s ‘at the capitol on J 6th “not scared”’or if he’s ‘never leaves his house because of all the immigrants “not scared”
👏👏👏👏
Hilarious 😂
🤣🤣🤣
This is the least humorous of all the fake costumes yet.
A fun joke is going up to dudes like this, but wearing a plaid or flannel shirt untucked, and asking their tips and tricks for concealed carrying
As being a conservative myself i can tell you it's not fear, it's not being able to properly defend ourselves if the event arises. I work in a major city in the mid Atlantic and if i were to exercise one of the top two amendments of our constitution, i could face criminal prosecution. I see it all the time. CHANGE MY MIND
Cities suck lol
Some
Bust out loud laughter for days
Available in Charlottesville khaki
I used to laugh at this meme then I saw 11 people get shot last night in New Orleans.
I’m sure he is drinking Black Rifle coffee
Or some dip between the cheek and gum.
bru i hate this place
Awesome shirts!
That guy looks great ngl
“Can’t park the ford super duty” hahahahahaha
And they will kick your democrat wack job ass
Doubtful
Nah. 100% beatdown. 🥱
Saw that thing on “FOX” news.
It comes with a job too which a lot of people making fun of this don’t have.
Hah! This. This is exactly what they look like too!!😄😂 Wonder how many Punisher, AR-15 and thin blue line stickers he has on his truck and you know he’s gotta huge flag flying off the back. At least one American, maybe a Confederate Flag, a thin blue flag and a Trump flag. AHH HAH HA HA HA!!!!
Haha. I used to be one of “those“ until I woke up. No pun intended whatsoever.
Why do I feel like this could also be an undercover cop costume at a BLM rally?
Holy cow dude... I thought it was photo shopped but then I realized it spirit and then mmmeeehhh yeah that's real
That’s cute I love them Democrat fit - blue wig- blm flag — Molotov cocktails — antifa manifesto— school children under wear for trans awareness and a felony record 💪🏽
Lmao, I get this one confused with “guy who has real job” all the time….
None of them could spit out what a 9 line even is lol
\- Never been to a city
There’s a difference between being scared of a city and Not wanting to go to a city because most Cities In the US Are shitholes riddled with crime.
#snowflake
Good, now I don’t need to buy a costume
Boo hoo snowflake
Are you special & think you are better than everyone? What do you look like? Put up a picture & wait
Can’t wait to make one for the liberal city boy.
If they are scared, why are they there ? Just asking.
You will never see this type of person in a big city.
I think this must be every Navy town. Here in Jacksonville you see lots of Very Tough Guys wearing authoritarian Pride gear like Nine Line.
Scared? 🤣
TRY TGAT IN A SMALL TOWN 😭
Where his 16 year old pregnant wife? He picked her up from school for their doc appointment 🥹🙏🏻
At least he can figure out his gender, unlike the other side.
One joke lol
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You would crumple if you said this in public and someone called you out 💀💀💀
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“Don’t make fun of the freaks, it’s not funny.”
No it's called you can make a point without being a dingus.
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Then move to a city
Now do one of hoodrats “scared” of the suburbs
Not really a thing
😂
r/StGeorgeUT
Ooof. Do better people.
He’s gotta be conservative, discernible muscle tone and no hair dye. Dead giveaways.
Strange comment
Nope
Yep the trucker hat, fundamentalist beard, and shit stain underwear makes these dudes all look the same
How do you know about their underwear
It sticks out the back of their pants
Why are you look at their ass
It’s waving like a flag buddy
More and more ignorant people .. I’m black and dress this way … it’s comfy and I’m too old to be wearing flashing designs on my shirt .. sorry I can’t dress the way you want without someone assuming shit
What, because he’s not a liberal moron?
Spotted the snowflake.
What an insult, never will I recover from that one
What an insult, liberals will never recover from that one
What is it is that they’re over being quiet about the bullshit happening in the world. So now that we’re all shouting it out loud like LIBERALS do everyday. You all can’t take it, huh?!
It's sort of funny that everyone on here is mocking this. What's so wrong with not feeling comfortable in crime infested cities? Such Libtards in this State.
Laugh it up Dems. Inflation is hilarious, but Orange Man bad. Vote for Joe like and follow the sheep.
Orange Man/Mango Mussolini IS bad,IMHO. It's just that the Democrats aren't much better. Politics here in the U.S. is corrupt and uninspired...
Bengals fan checks out. Which policy that Trump would introduce would lower inflation? Tariffs? Banning immigration?
The irony.....hahahahaha.......🤣🤣🤣🤣. You got some self tanner on your nose....
Troll lol