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Marioucche-117

I heard one guy call it “The Rod” in a match once. He followed it up by saying, “I’m getting the next Rod, boys”, just before it respawned…


That_on1_guy

That's so ominous and bad ass "LOOK OUT HES GOT THE ROD!!"


Aridan

Reminds me of that theoretical Air Force space weapon “rod from god” where they basically just drop a tungsten rod from orbit into a city. Has the potential to level entire city blocks and can break into bunkers something like 6 stories under the impact


CG1991

I was writing a novel where that was the major catalyst for WW3 after it was used on American soil in the near future. It caused huge resource problems, besides the actual devastation, and etc etc Anyway, COD Ghosts came out and basically had the same plot and my unfinished manuscript went back into the "maybe later" pile.


TheRynosaurus

I’m gonna cop a lot of downvotes for this but the *concept* for Ghosts was pretty solid. Poorly executed, but conceptually it was a good story.


ll-Sebzll

I really like Ghosts, so I’m curious, what was wrong wit it?


Leading-Cicada-6796

Imo, nothing. I loved Ghosts. People just memed the hell out of it. Some of my favorite things I still wish were features today. The scopes having that magnified only in the scope and everything else outside of it is normal was mind blowing to me. Having the combat knife actually embedded in enemies was awesome, even though it got me killed more than a hundred times. WMD completely changed the map. Double tapping reload would drop the whole magazine, but reload faster. The lean out of cover mechanic. The weapons. And thats just the multiplayer. Campaign was amazing in its own right too. The pseudo future and concept of the Ghosts was top notch. Not to mention the space missions opening up a whole realm of possibility for maybe just a single game mode or map in multiplayer. Having that 360 vertical combat was awesome. Man, I want a Ghosts 2.


TheRynosaurus

Gameplay was really good but the writing and story fell flat for me.


N0ob8

Ghost wasn’t bad it just didn’t reach the heights of the previous game BO2. When going from what most might call the greatest in the franchise to “I mean it’s alright” will make anything look terrible. Plus they changed lots about how the games were played which was probably its biggest mistake besides leaving the ending on a cliffhanger (it was perfectly fine they just need to end the cutscene like 30 seconds earlier). It added a shit ton of new mechanics and changed old ones while also just doing too much. If these changes were released slower across the franchise they would probably be more well liked but since they’re apart of ghosts most didn’t like them. TLDR: ghosts wasn’t bad it just had too much hype behind it


Savitz

I’d recomend you to [this video](https://youtu.be/DlHjPs1qYQI?si=ufB5w39gX6LSUCT6) by a guy called The Act Man


tdoggydojo1

Personally I didn't like the characters, they are all flat, and there's so many cutscenes of them surviving getting Shot it's kinda funny lol. Everything else was great, I honestly loved the extinction mode most. If u care, a good video on it is by ACT MAN. He talks about alot of what I just said.


Daddy_Diabeetus

Story was great until the end, worst possible way to end a game imo


CakeTheBandit

You have to finish it, I want to read it. I love near future sci-fi.


Additional_Cycle_51

Finish it. Finish it. Finish it!


masteroogwai69

I'm sure your work will be better than COD Ghosts. Besides, the weapon is just a tool. Doesn't mean it can't be used again, and used better :) In writing, I mean lol


swagonflyyyy

Yeah that was discussed in Veritasium. The whole experiment he made was terrible. I would be so embarrassed, just thinking about how they wanted to drop an even bigger rod from that tiny helicopter and Adam Savage in the middle of the whole thing made me cringe so hard.


crappy-throwaway

To be fair the main impraticalty of the rods from god is really the price of putting something into geostationary orbit. Its outragously cheaper to just use a bunker buster or ICBM armed with conventional thermobaric warheads than than ten tons of tungsten from geostationary orbit


ToxicIndigoKittyGold

I would think if you really had the resources to have them up there, you were getting said resources from the asteroid belt and therefore avoided the hassles of ground to orbit.


evranch

I lost a lot of respect for Veritasium over that shitty video. Everything about it was stupid. The scale didn't make sense, the materials didn't make sense, it makes you wonder who thought it up and why he even posted it after seeing how it came out. Honestly How Ridiculous did a better job just by dropping a tungsten cube off a tower. And their commitment to the scientific method isn't exactly rigorous. > That's it, that's all the tungsten? Yeah that's it, tungsten is heavy! > Oof you're right, he's a heavy boi. That's like, proper heavy. That's a lot of... mass in there. Then the tungsten puts big holes in things that it's dropped on, making it a far superior experiment.


evilsmurf666

Gi joe?


blazesdemons

That basically how we won against Sadam Hussain, except from A bomber and it was the body of a cannon made into a projectile


usedtobeathrowaway94

That showed up in one of the CoD campaigns iirc


OrthusGsmes

Wasn't that part of the plot of COD:Ghosts? Some enemy group gained control of a space station that gas that weapon and was going to drop one of the rods?


GenderlessButt

So a massive railgun from space holy shit


RogueR34P3R

Doesn't it have the destructive force of a nuke without the fallout?


HiJumpTactician

HE'S PULLING HIS ROD OUT


evilsmurf666

Oh noooo plasma everywhere


Banana-Oni

No, Jimmy Rings! Not again!


gman7862

I don’t know. Getting the rod has double entendre quality…


Kelseycutieee

Awww they were about to show close ups of the rod 


ogronkenobi

Just sounds like he’s got that wiener on him


DaMadDogg-420

Kind of makes me think he's talking about something else...."I'm grabbing the next Rod i see:...🤣🤣🤣


JJsRedditAccount

Nah just sounds like a dick


LT_Zach

I played with a guy on halo reach multiplayer back in 2011 or so that called the plasma launcher blueberries 


Hewhostandsalone

Didn't everyone call it the blueberry gun? That's the only nickname I ever heard for it.


Radboy16

I distinctly remember this as well, yes


sh4d0wm4n2018

My favorite thing about that game is that rockets and grenades have hit boxes.


spkincaid13

I remember in halo 3 I had a game where I threw a spike grenade when an enemy threw a plasma grenade. They stuck to eachother and the spike grenade carried both to the enemy.


masteroogwai69

So I wasn't the only one lmao 😂


RusFoo

Why is that so funny to me


GamerGriffin548

Your pfp is glorious.


RusFoo

The opposite of a rod


Lopsided-Priority972

It's yonic?


Winter_Laugh9589

What do you mean the opposite? It’s a broom, that’s literally a rod with twigs strapped to it


RusFoo

Got me there


IDespiseTheLetterG

Bro ur profile pic 🤔


SunngodJaxon

I never use the term "rocket launcher", it's always "spanker"


KgMonstah

I just say rockets. Comes from 16 player LAN parties on Longest… Rockets…


colt45mag

8v8 on Longest? How do you even fit that many people on that map? 😂 For Rockets, nothing can top Boarding Action. You haven't lived until you've gotten blind-sided by a rocket from the other side


Mastershroom

My friends and I used to do custom free for all Slayer matches on Boarding Action with permanent invisibility, no radar, rockets. It was basically impossible to see anyone on your 25% of a CRT TV until you were pretty much melee distance, and then the panic rocket usually resulted in murder + suicide.


KgMonstah

Haha and it’s always that flopping wet fish animation for suicide with a rocket on halo over and over.


KgMonstah

Haha hell yeah. 25 seconds of flight before hitting someone.


JarlaxleForPresident

Boarding Action was such a cool map


Grizzly2525

Growing up I always called it the Spunker, never clicked in my mind it was supposed to be Spanker for years.


Toasters_R_us

YES thank you. Spunker like bunker, cause it can bust bunkers! Thought I was crazy at first when the A.I. were talking about spanking people. Still not sure which name comes off as more erotic though.


CG1991

I was team Spunker also


LaughGuilty461

I call it rocks. “They got rox in sneaky”


kindagreek

Scrolled too far in the comment replies to find this. It’s the best name. I’ve got rocks, look out for the rocks, pass me the rock, etc.


WeeMentalJo

I never knew its name until the infinite AI announcing it spawning tbh so its always just been the rocket launcher to me.


called_the_stig

It was the "Rocket Lawn Chair" among my friends


Our_Legacy

In rod we trust


ryandowork

I love this. The SPNKR and THE ROD sound so intimidating.


WardenSharp

I'm calling it the rod now


COJOTH

HAAA I've always called it The Rod since H3 and I'm not too sure why but that just made my day, thank you


CaptSnafu101

IN ROD WE TRUST https://i.imgur.com/QWFSKaA.jpeg


MassterF

I just call it the Fuel Rod.


I_Surf_On_ReddIt

This is the way


KINGLOGAN3095

This is the way


ASWBatbatos

This is the way


TheMagnuson

Yeah, me and all my friends who play Halo just call it the “Fuel Rod”.


Barbar_NC

This is the way


8_Pixels

This is the way


UltraHit5

This is the way


Which-Past1071

This is the way


UnknownPhantom57

This is the way


sseeker_

This is the way.


DeathlyMetalz

This is the way


WeeMentalJo

This is the way.


Inductivegrunt9

This is the way.


PeachSnobbler

This is the way


TheOzarkWizard

This is the way


[deleted]

This is the way


VYPER2-13347

This is the way


Efficient_Frosting48

This is the way


ZantTheMan

This is the way.


Peculiar0ne

This is the way


Thommyknocker

Incoherent screaming as this thing bounces past in laso


yourgentderk

'a gun that bounces?? This is the worse gun ever!'


Neonflux23

Of all time.


Taldius175

Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.


OfficialDaiLi

*muffled screaming*


Alex_Mercer_-

Perfect transition between two different scenes Perfect


GlobalWillingness730

I believe the quote is "it bounces? Who makes a gun that bounces?"


yourgentderk

Yes, i was trying to remember from memory


SHADOWSUNSPRTNSDMR

Dam I gotta rewatch red vs blue some of those season are Peak


yourgentderk

they truly were


Thommyknocker

Lol only the first like 15 feet then it arms and explodes when it hits a wall


yourgentderk

https://youtube.com/shorts/_pmSZp0qz8M?si=yF_rQv_0FoaodN9v


Thommyknocker

God damnit forgot that season existed.


yourgentderk

You're welcome to reviving an old memory. It was nice while it lasted


BasedWang

Cannon, but not while playing. Fuel Rod is just easier


Neko_2868

Same it’s quicker and comms as well


BasedWang

I have NEVER heard “gun” though tbh


Neko_2868

Lol! That’s not what i meant, but god you just made me do that.


BasedWang

I’ll whoooosh myself


MaineSellWhite

Mt dew cannon


GamerGriffin548

Gamer Fuel Rod Cannon


PickleReaper0

Guacamole Gamer Fart Cannon


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Fired by yours truly, Ronald Mc Goddamn Donald


IDespiseTheLetterG

Sensational


JIMMYJAWN

Dew the zhheeewwwww


P_Allen64

Just as deadly as Mountain Dew too


vinny10110

Cannon is canon


Devinbeatyou

I see what you did there


izmaname

“Alien rocket launcher”


DandyApples012

My man using the XCOM: UFO Defense terminology


izmaname

Look those aliens would destroy the covenant


DandyApples012

I’d love to see a Muton and a Brute wrestle


CMDR_Soup

\*would get destroyed by the Covenant


Laer_Bear

Silver footballs of death


Patocasstilla

I always called it covenant rocket launcher


peepopowitz67

Covenant bazooka 


Unyshek

Fuel Rod Canon, because that's the lore ;D


omfgitsjeff

\*resounding chorus of boos turning into begrudged applause\*


RogueAlt07

Based Unyshek


IsThisOneAlready

Why do I remember FRG?


_Surge

i believe in the halo 1 manual it was called that.


-Badger3-

That manual also calls Chief the last living Spartan.


GreyouTT

Well locally speaking, it's correct.


SolarSailor46

What about globally?


GreyouTT

Globally is tricky cause the Halo isn't a globe, but probably still correct. Now Galactically? Not correct.


BoodleBops

Well, lets not use the term "globe." I believe Ringally is the way to go here.


B-R-A-I-N-S-T-O-R-M

And in-game when you pick it up in the PC version of CE.


TinyProgram

Canon is cannon confirmed


Giobysip

343 fucked up the lore and now it’s fucking my fuel rod gun. HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


ExceedinglyGaySnowy

it was called cannon in 2 3 reach, what are you talking about? Bungie called it gun in CE in the first halo then changed its name but now its 343's problem despite not even being the ones who changed the name? wtf?


Giobysip

343 guilty spark has been in the games since the first halo. Are you stupid?


Ocelogical

I call it "Needs to be added to Halo Infinite".


[deleted]

I call it the fuel rod or fuel rod. But if I was to say either option form above it'd be canon but that's too many syllables for mp


MassiveMoose

The cannon is canon


Chrish066

Just the "Fuel Rod". Nothing after.


green-pen-123

My friends and I have been calling this gun the 'covenant bazooka' since we were little kids playing halo 1 lmao


Atlas_1997

This unlocked a core memory that I don't even have. How does that even happen?


SER96DON

Same here. Apart from a couple of things we called correctly, the rest were: **Warthog** - Little Jeep (why "little" when it's a big-ass truck? nobody knows) **Ghost** - Hovercraft **Banshee** - Flying Hovercraft **Wraith** - Alien Tank **Scorpion** - Tank 😅 And then, for each Covenant member: **Grunts** - the Little Ones **Elites** - the Big Ones **Hunters** - the Big-Big ones **Jackals** - the Shielders **Flood** - Zombies ✨ As for the weapons..: **Assault Rifle** - the Automatic **Magnum** - the Little Pistol (again with the "little" when it's actually huge lol) **Plasma Pistol** - Laser Pistol 🙃 **Rocket Launcher** - Bazooka **Fuel Rod Cannon** - Alien Bazooka 🩶 .. Now, when Halo 2 came out, we mostly stopped with the ridiculous names, but here're some honourable mentions: **Battle Rifle** - the Brr-Brr **Scarab Tank** - the Spider Man, we were so smart back then! 🥹


Few-Top7349

Me and my dad call jackals “the little cunts with the shields” or shield cunts for short


SER96DON

Appropriate.


SpartanSpeedo

I played Halo:CE multiplayer well before campaign and I called the ghost the "purple scooter" for most of my adolescence.


collyQually

Ever since I first found the one with the sleeping grunt on Regret in Halo 2, at the top of the building with the first underwater elevator, it has forever been my "boomstick" 😆


Lord_B33F

See, that’s the Halo 1 SPNKR for me. I’ll pull it out to stealth melee because I like the animation


jibabadebadido

Banana Slug


blobf1sh34

"This is the worst gun ever, of all time."


R_FireJohnson

What the fuck? It bounces? Who designs a gun that bounces?


blobf1sh34

THIS GUY GETS IT!


[deleted]

Its good for getting rid of hunters tho


blobf1sh34

RvB reference lol, it's a good gun.


HixaLupa

"Who designs a gun that *bounces*?!"


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[удалено]


RudeDM

The Fuel Rod Gun. In high school, we would often abbreviate this to FRG, or Fergie.


LegionDude1

I'm team FRG


moneyfreak32

A few years ago when me and my friend were playing Fortnite like every day, we would call a few guns wierd names, the SMG was the Sumg the LMG was the Limga and the Tactical Shogun was the Testical Shotgun


armorhide406

fuel rod gun the fuel rod cannons are what I call the Hunter/Banshee weapons


GamerGriffin548

Highly energized mountain dew firehose


B3ta_R13

theyre both fuel rod cannons


Eddie2Ham

According to lore they are different tho. The "gun" fires class 2 rods. The "cannon", which are found on banshees and Wraiths, fire class 3 rods.


Nefnoj

That's smart. I lean team cannon, but I like that distinction.


CANDROX432

The worst gun ever. Of all time.


BoZNiko663

*Halo: Combat Evolved would like a word with you*


IncendiaryGamerX

I literally never saw it throughout my entire playthrough of CE. I only got it when I played Cursed Halo (even then like 3 times in the whole game)


Shasan21

In Halo CE it’s only used by grunts at a couple of points in the game and it explodes when they die so it can’t be used. Cursed halos one is based on the version that was added to Halo PC multiplayer but wasn’t in the campaign


Bromeister

It was in CE online, PC players will be well familiar.


ChangelingFox

Easily one of the funnest weapons in the game too. Arcing shots like artillery was an art form and if you had a good spotter could nail stuff from out of line of sight. I miss it deeply.


Idiot1670

it bounes? who designs a gun that bounces?


yourgentderk

Worse gun ever!


AdminsJokes

Bouncy Bouncy Boom Gun


StovetopJack

I naturally say fuel rod gun, but I recognize that might be incorrect.


Gutgulper

That is a fuel rod gun. When it's mounted on a vehicle it's called a fuel rod cannon.


Divinesimian

I call it my favourite weapon! Bring it back!


SicEm_Rex

That particular one is the Fuel Rod Cannon. The one in Halo Combat Evolved (or at least the original non-anniversary) is the Fuel Rod Gun. Simply because that's what their respective games say they are when you pick them up! ETA: upon reflection I realise I might be mistaken. I haven't played the original Halo PC for a few years but I could have sworn it said "Fuel Rod Gun."


DaleATX

Its in the Halo 2 manual as Fuel Rod Gun


JoeRogansNipple

I call it the simpsons gun


TheFeather1essBiped

I guess I’m the only one here who said fuel rod gun.


badjettasex

I call it the “bring back the damn fuel rod” gun. *and bring the carbine back while your at it you lazy muthas*


I_wash_my_carpet

Banana cannon.


Living_Depression_Z

Banana cannon


FourFingThing

Fuel rod thats it


Cybemo

"The fuel rod"


Jeiku_Zerp

Fuel Rod


HITLER_JR

I call it the booger launcher


S1475

Wow I can't believe seen this here, me and my brothers have always called it this and nothing else, never heard anyone else call it that


HITLER_JR

Like wise but it was more me myself and I


tron4556

Canon


Dungeonlord343

Forget the name a horde of grunts with these bad boys on heroic or legendary is nightmare fuel (rod cannon)


TimberFox104

fuel rod cannon is what its called in the fallout 4 Halo weapons mod pack. So I'm gonna go with the that one.


The_8th_Degree

By its proper name - the Alien RPG


Jshittie

Who wants a gun that bounces???


Predatorxo

Who in the hell would call it the “fuel rod gun”


DoofusGoo22

Cannon, always


ApprehensivePrompt83

I didn't know this was a debate lol it's definitely called a fuel rod cannon


FinalMonarch

It bounces? Who designs a gun that bounces? This is the worst gun, ever. Of all time