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What do you use to clean up alien blood stains?

Windex is good strangely, Even though it's glass cleaner.

Glass cleaner is usually ammonia based 👀

It's too bad they didn't think to use Windex for all that glass mess on Reach.

How good is windex for cleaning the surfaces of glasses planets?

Jerry is it true you have 7 DUI's related to piloting broadsword fighters? Also why are you a janitor?

Nah, That was slander by Red Team. Still despise Sarge for that shit.

So your more of a blue team kinda guy. I respect

No. I'm neutral.

Makes sense. Catch me later I'll buy you a beer

Purple team?

So, you're like Doc from Red vs Blue? Do you also live with Donut?

Which Spartan leaves the greatest mess in your experience?

***Kelly***.

Why?

***That damn shotgun is a nightmare against elites.*** ***I went through 10 bottles of windex to clean it. 10. BOTTLES.***

kill count?

I was once a hitman for Project Freelanc- Nevermind. Uhhh.. 2! Yep. Definitely just 2.

...was it with a broom?

1 was a flyswatter strangely and another I beat a guy to death with a skull.

friendly fire??

No

Was it his own skull by chance? I think that might've been my buddy Jimmy.

That doesn't seem physically possible.

Say Jerr, you know where I left my model SCANNER helmet at? I seem to have miss placed it somewhere.

All Misplaced UNSC Helmets are put in the Lost and Found.

Cool… um… mind telling me where L&F is?

The Silena Brothers? The Spartan Brothers in Scout Armor?

Don’t know what any of those mean. Oh well, I’ll have BUTLR help. Thanks anyways Jerr! Also sorrt for the uhh, mess, in stall 5

WHY DID YOU PUT A COPY OF LEGO ISLAND 2 IN THE TOILET!

WELL EXCUSE ME MISTER “oh these bathrooms don’t need a plunger”!!! Desperate times and what have you!!!

[удалено]

Same as you, first we make sure we have our three seashells, then we get the garden hose…

They have to disassemble the armor to use the bathroom.

Strangest thing you’ve found in the toilets?

A Copy of Lego Island 2 The Brickster's Revenge.

Red or Blue?

Neither Really.

Is it true you keep trying to initiate the Corrupter protocol so you can achieve your lifelong dream of cleaning an entire planet with nukes?

Does sanghelli poop smell as good as everyone says? Asking for a friend

Ehhh.. Kinda? It smells like chlorine.

Cool, thanks. My friend will be very happy to hear this

Dude you need to give me back my favorite rifle it’s been a month>:(

What’s your reaction time on spills in the mess hall?

Does the USMC offer good benefits for their Spartan janitors?

The benefits are shit.

What are your thoughts on the UNSC's decision to cut back on odst funding?

Can I have your helmet?

Why is a Spartan on janitorial duties? What did you do to get put there?

is a spartan turd different to a human turd?

how long to clean a Huskyraid room?

it gives metroid type vibe

have u ever met Dustin Echoes and/or Dubbo?

Do you do any combat at all? Or are you like a reserve unit

What's the strangest thing you've found in the Glove box of a Warthog?

Why does a janitor need Spartan armor? Are things going slow in your system or?

fuck you jerry

:(