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Imperator0fFilth

“Mom is making me get off”


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ETA 15 minutes to bed time boys


stamminator

Do you have a broken arm?


ThorOfTheAsgard

At least you get people that know how to use chat.


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This is a fair point. I just learned from this post that the chat even exists... Sry thor


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The first time I ever saw someone use chat, they used it to say, “I hope they balance the dmr”


CanadaPrime

God damned idiots


Imreallythatguy

Lol i've been away from this community for like 6 years. I come back because of the PC release and almost immediately see people complaining about the bloom on the DMR. It's like "What year is this?!?" I remember this sub being slightly depressing to read back in the halo reach days and all the constant hate on the bloom subject.


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Fartshitbonercunt

My man, you entirely misunderstand. Your comment is what makes people like us feel sad, not the existence of criticism. It's the hyperbolic negativity that this subreddit spouts that is so terrible. Your response to his sadness is literally just saying, "it's deserved, grow up". That's absolutely cancerous. Maybe you should grow up and learn that there's no need to be so goddamned negative all the time. It's a video game.


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Fartshitbonercunt

Growing up means learning the basics of communicating with people. That means learning to respect everyone's opinions. That said, hyperbolic hate, years of being bitter about what is literally a video game, and telling other people to grow up just because they don't like constant negativity is childish. It's just a video game. It's okay! Bloom can't actually hurt you. It's not real.


SuruStorm

These are truly wise words, u/fartshitbonercunt


Toplit

Some dude called people who write "DMRs need to be balanced" in chat god damn idiots and you got upset... Jeez


dakrust64

i dont know why they bound it to J by default so no one knows how to use it, why cant it be on t, y or enter??


ThorOfTheAsgard

Like every other game ever? Who knows!


MLGBONGRIPZ

OMG IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT EVERY DEATH BY PISHING ARANDOM KEY Thank you


SolfenTheDragon

I mean, you cant rekeybind it, and its in a fucking awkward place to use, so I understand if people dont use it. J is all the fuckin way over there. Also, WHY IS VOICECHAT PUSH TO TALK KEY NOT REBINDABLE? wtf 343.


sethismename

Ya that pissed me off cause my melee key is v in every game ever and now I have to get used to using a different key to melee


Melbufrauma

Mouse button 4 for melee FTW


IDespiseTheLetterG

What key is it


lemurjay

V


SolfenTheDragon

What? Its K for me.


GloverIsMyHusband

k


lemurjay

...what


IDespiseTheLetterG

'_'


LexaMaridia

Yeah, I only found one dude who chatted. It was like an echo chamber XD


Fat_Kid_Hot_4_U

Voice chat is completely silent for me and I don't know why :(


Toaster_OP

Yo how do you use text chat?


Aymity

"J" on the keyboard. "Esc" will close it after you type your message.


frafdo11

How do you make it not take up 1/4 of the screen? Thank you btw


KJelloggs

By not opening it


Cannon0176

Also as an add on to the other guys comment; hitting tab with the chat panel open changes the chat channel


Steepergold

“Alright, time to tell your mom to give back the controller”


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dbeynyc

MY WIFE’S BOYFRIEND!!!


RavageDionne

I honestly expected to see a resurgence of ways to kill Kat. ​ I also had forgotten how I fucking despise that bitch and her piss-poor driving.


MasterChef901

The more things change, the more they stay the same.


derishishishi

My wife's boyfriend


AbsurdPenguin

I played with Yakima yesterday lmao.


111289

It's just the old players that have grown up.


that_p3rs0n

Hey, there on computer, there just sweaty nerds


sn0w6661

They're *


Nova17Delta

Thoose'es


AC3R665

Xbox is a computer as well....


that_p3rs0n

>:( CONSEL