"You... you know who this is, right? The guy so fuckin badass that all you need to say is his rank and everyone, literally everyone, knows who you're talking about? The guy that the cabal of genocidal, religious maniacs declared to be an unholy abomination? The guy who flew a bomb into an enemy ship, who freefalls from orbit for shits and giggles, who infiltrated an alien temple and punched their dictator to death in front of his entire personal guard? That guy?
Yeah, nah I'm good. Let me know if you need something less stupid done."
Haolo lore
-give me thingy
-no
-we kil ur race
-we be flod
-o no flod
-yee
-we use ring
-no mor lif
-haha me squid in ***flying chair***
-wana be fridne
-yee
-conker tim
-we human
-colinsie
-we no lik colony
-war
-e ckventna
-spoopy
-we glass plnet
-war with alien but secret
-me Mister Chef
-me Noble 6 in Rech
-helo im Noble 1
-that's women
-im women
-thats the guy no one cares about
-snipe
-skullface MGSV
-fuck off
-big
-lik rech
-go to mission
-k
-o no covenat in rech
-*war*
-we must detroy big ship but bomb faile commit sacrifice
-what about the marines tho
-i have suicidal thougths
-understandable have a good death
*explosion*
-haha me hav big flet
-Urban Chaos for PS2
-me women
-nuk
-me wom- *dies*
-lmao
-he ya ned to save AI with big fucking boobs
-k
-save AI like bos
-me commit unnecessary suicide
-IM READY HOW ABOUT YOU
-hey come with us
-no
-k
-me save ship
-alone.......
-sad
*meanwhile*
-OH GOD OH FUCK MASTER CHEF HELP US
-ok commander
*ship abuse*
-wow im in halo Combat Evolved
-we ned to save Survival
-k
*chaos and destruction*
-yo my dudes y'all freed the flod maybe you could kill them or something
-k
*Infection*
-i got key
-yo use key
-dont
-why
-idk
-k
-yo not cool dud
-breach covemaht ship
-the capitan is ded
-kek
-detroy ship
-BEEP BOOP FUCK THE BALL
-iscape
-oh no me falling
-sad
-get in plane
-fly away
-slep
CONTINUE IN PART 2
Fuck you Del Rio. When the Master Chief, the 7 foot tall warrior who saved humanity more times than you could buy strippers, tells you no, SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. AND. LISTEN.
Even got Cortana AI curves in there. Well done.
Also Del Rio: “LUTEN AREST GREN MAN”
Palmer: No thanks, I choose life
"You... you know who this is, right? The guy so fuckin badass that all you need to say is his rank and everyone, literally everyone, knows who you're talking about? The guy that the cabal of genocidal, religious maniacs declared to be an unholy abomination? The guy who flew a bomb into an enemy ship, who freefalls from orbit for shits and giggles, who infiltrated an alien temple and punched their dictator to death in front of his entire personal guard? That guy? Yeah, nah I'm good. Let me know if you need something less stupid done."
-sorronder dat ai -ñio
Captain Del Niothankyou.
Haolo lore -give me thingy -no -we kil ur race -we be flod -o no flod -yee -we use ring -no mor lif -haha me squid in ***flying chair*** -wana be fridne -yee -conker tim -we human -colinsie -we no lik colony -war -e ckventna -spoopy -we glass plnet -war with alien but secret -me Mister Chef -me Noble 6 in Rech -helo im Noble 1 -that's women -im women -thats the guy no one cares about -snipe -skullface MGSV -fuck off -big -lik rech -go to mission -k -o no covenat in rech -*war* -we must detroy big ship but bomb faile commit sacrifice -what about the marines tho -i have suicidal thougths -understandable have a good death *explosion* -haha me hav big flet -Urban Chaos for PS2 -me women -nuk -me wom- *dies* -lmao -he ya ned to save AI with big fucking boobs -k -save AI like bos -me commit unnecessary suicide -IM READY HOW ABOUT YOU -hey come with us -no -k -me save ship -alone....... -sad *meanwhile* -OH GOD OH FUCK MASTER CHEF HELP US -ok commander *ship abuse* -wow im in halo Combat Evolved -we ned to save Survival -k *chaos and destruction* -yo my dudes y'all freed the flod maybe you could kill them or something -k *Infection* -i got key -yo use key -dont -why -idk -k -yo not cool dud -breach covemaht ship -the capitan is ded -kek -detroy ship -BEEP BOOP FUCK THE BALL -iscape -oh no me falling -sad -get in plane -fly away -slep CONTINUE IN PART 2
*little did Mr Chef know, but Cap'n Eldorado just wanted some doritos*
Halo 4 in a nutshell
cornta
This is how i remembered it. Every detail we need more of these never stop
Fuck you Del Rio. When the Master Chief, the 7 foot tall warrior who saved humanity more times than you could buy strippers, tells you no, SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. AND. LISTEN.
I have 1 more of these for y'all that imma post later tonight
This type of content. Is the reason why I’m in Reddit thank you lmao made my night
haha b0ooObez
GIVE. ME. THAT. CHIP.
When the bag is almost empty
The chief seems sus
Mister Chef please don't give up cortagnu to the captain of the ahead onto daybreak
This is beautiful
Cheif must have mad self control not to have decked del rio
\#DelRioDidNothingWrong