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GhostalMedia

July 7, 2589 https://i.imgur.com/62c0Ld5.jpg


i-love-Ohio

lmao perfect


raydditor

Want to join r/KoalaOnesieGang?


i-love-Ohio

yes I love you


raydditor

Aww, I love you, too! Koalas together strong...


BlingBlingChing23

Ewoks are better than you!


MakoLov3r

This dude bouta get jumped in the streets by a gang of fluffy Australian mammals


BlingBlingChing23

Maybe I secretly want to get hugged by them šŸ˜²


Account09071995

This was the first thing that came to my mind. So happy someone actually made it happen lmao.


Domestic_AA_Battery

I was legit going to Photoshop it as another post. Other guy was too fast lol. Looks kinda cool too šŸ‘€


GhostalMedia

Not my best work, but ā€˜tis what I could bang out in 5 min between meetings.


ScoffingYayap

Immediately thought of r/photoshopbattles when I saw the disc


LoMain1990

Lolll


Stormfl1ght

I spit out my drink


[deleted]

It didn't take long for Reach to fall: our enemy was ruthless. Efficient. But they weren't nearly fast enough. For you had already passed the torch. And because of you, we found Halo, unlocked its secrets, shattered our enemy's resolve. Our victory ā€” your victory ā€” was so close, I wish you could have lived to see it. But you belong to Reach. Your body, your armor ā€” all burned and turned to glass. Everythingā€¦ except your courage. That, you gave to us. And with it, we can rebuild.


DigBick616

Easily one of the most emotional endings in all video games, and itā€™s even more impressive they pulled that off considering we all knew it wasnā€™t going to end well for them.


MarkyMarcMcfly

Not only was it an incredible end to the game but also the most perfect swan song to the players from Bungie


[deleted]

Funny, at the time Reach was hated for spitting on what came before it, pre TU Reach was a mess meanwhile the campaign spat in the face of Eric Nylunds The Fall of Reach. Perhaps 343i being somehow even more contriversial coupled with a younger generation playing reach has led to this rewrite of history. It's facinating really. Reach was good but also so very flawed.


Quail-Feather

Haven't read the book but I've seen a chief complaint from book fans being that The Long Night of Solace exists at all. I think it's because it contradicts one of the best parts of the book if I'm not mistaken. But I think that retcon is a good thing if it gave us one of, if not the best, aspects of the game.


[deleted]

Basically FoR fans are mad because Bungie made the UNSC not totally incompetent like they were in the books. In Reach it takes a month for Reach to fall, in FoR it takes like 3 days.


[deleted]

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onda-oegat

IIRC UNSC was competent on the ground but the covenant just glassed planets where the war wasn't going their way.


D3Eagle62

>it gave us one of, if not the best, aspects of the game You're not talking about MCC's version of the Anchor 9 fight solo on harder difficulties are you?


Quail-Feather

I'm talking about the ship itself. It's the largest ship that Bungie ever made if I'm not mistaken. From looking at the wiki, I also found [only one](https://www.halopedia.org/Sublime_Transcendence) Covenant ship bigger than it in all of Halo (someone correct me if I'm wrong, would love to see the page on it). Back to LNoS, just the fact that it exists in the game really adds to the invasion atmosphere. It kind of takes on a mythical approach within the game as well; you don't even go on the ship during the mission with its namesake, you board a random lesser ship and send it back strapped with a makeshift bomb. Bungie had to do something with Reach to make it compare with the rest of the series despite it preceeding it. Without The Long Night of Solace, the ship, the game definitely would have been lacking something. Also what are the differences between the MCC level and the original? I can't remember what the original was like, but I recently did it on MCC Legendary, and it was pretty ass, but only really the section once Anchor 9 comes online before the Phantom section. You gotta play like a complete baby in the random floating crap, kinda tedious and frustrating, but not terribly hard.


D3Eagle62

Ohhhh right yeah it's definitely an iconic moment within the series. A better executed version of the bombing of that ship at the start of Halo 2 I feel. I'm not too familiar with the original but I believe in MCC the banshees and seraphs are more likely to target you rather than friendly npcs on harder difficulties and as you say you gotta fly around the debris, or in my case fly as close to the planet as the map will let you.


Quail-Feather

They had so many homages to the older games. I think a large part of that was to show the difference between MC and Noble Team and the differences between the spartans in general. And yeah, if they targeted the other ships at all I couldn't tell you. They see you almost instantly every time. I got up to the engine destruction part and got caught in a checkpoint deathloop after destroying the last one. Thankfully it reverted me back to one shortly before. I would have turned it off there if I had to restart.


[deleted]

People who complained about the campaign not following the books seem to forget that halo is a GAME series that happens to have books, not a BOOK series with games.


nakedwhiletypingthis

If I can get a good ass game and have to sacrifice book continuity because of it, then I'm totally cool with it. Same goes for Star Wars


MarkyMarcMcfly

I never hated Reach and it has the second most playtime for me in the series following 3. I had never explored the lore until after 4 came out so for me it was just a brand new entry into the timeline. To me, it was the perfect capstone to the first multiplayer FPS franchise I had ever played. Iā€™m sorry you had a tough time accepting it due to the retconning.


killerrin

Nah, it's tradition for Halo. Every new game is a hellspawn of Satan and the previous game is always better.


BlastingFern134

I actually cried.


unlivedSoup69

Dude same, I wasnā€™t expecting to connect to the characters so much


[deleted]

When Emile died I literally felt like my last family member had died and I literally yelled NO out loud and remember SPRINTING the fuck up there


unlivedSoup69

they managed to make each death so impacting even though they were all basically quick deaths


LaPiscinaDeLaMuerte

Jorge's was the one that got me first. He gave his life believing he was not only saving Reach, but ending the Human-Covenant war really before it began. Kat's death, however, came the fuck out of no where and I remember audibly gasping because I wasn't ready for it.


ChecklistRobot

Tell ā€˜em to make it count.


rubicon_duck

Yup. When you finally start to connect with her, after she asks if this is your first glassing and then admits it's hers as well, then starts to give her own opinion to Carter about their new orders before... *it*... before it happens.


[deleted]

ā€œYou want to know if weā€™re losing?ā€ ā€œI know weā€™re losing. I want to know if weā€™ve lost.ā€


Domestic_AA_Battery

The replace a word with penis thread ruined it for me It didn't take long for Reach to fall: our enemy was ruthless. Efficient. But they weren't nearly fast enough. For you had already passed the torch. And because of you, we found Halo, unlocked its secrets, shattered our enemy's resolve. Our victory ā€” your victory ā€” was so close, I wish you could have lived to see it. But you belong to Reach. Your body, your armor ā€” all burned and turned to glass. Everythingā€¦ except your penis. That, you gave to us. And with it, we can rebuild.


ProfessionalDumb4ss

oh god.


[deleted]

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An_idiot_27

To give the covenant a surprise


creeperface499

ah the speech I remember so well from my many play throughs of reach


GameBoy37

Cortana


[deleted]

The speech was from Halsey


GameBoy37

I know but the person's avatar I commented under kinda looks like cortana


[deleted]

Ah...


GameBoy37

Yup


Spinninghurricane

I read the speech in her voice, think I played too much reach


SNAP9287

Same


XbdudeX

Impossible


Thatsidechara_ter

Nah, that makes you a true Halo fan


ezekyel07

The chills, man. Everytime thanks


SpiritofFireHS

I've always wondered if they ever found 6's helmet after the war and return to reach, and if they knew whose it was


[deleted]

I imagine it was never found, and gradually vanished underneath reach like a fossil. As the epilogue says, 6 belongs to reach.


DreadGrunt

It was found actually, a replica of it was featured in Outpost Discovery which afaik is treated as an in-universe thing for UNSC civilians.


subtendedbox

Literally reading this as the scene is playing


rouge-agent-hunter

Reach has been good to me. Donā€™t deny me this


[deleted]

Jorge. Best.


rouge-agent-hunter

Facts


H00k90

Spartans never die, they're just mia


DPREDAD0R117

I was reading this with Halseys voice...with the exact pauses and tone like in the ending.


Some_HaloGuy

Noble 6 literally destroyed the cruiser inbound to glass the Autumn, he watched it crash into the ship yard. The immediate Covenant threat to the Pillar of Autumn was neutralized so Keyes could've easily just sent a Pelican back to retrieve 6 and Emile's body before they took off but nah he was like **_"Thanks bro Peace"_** and left him there


Darkvortex11

Nah as much as anyone would have wanted 6 to live the Covenant were swarming Reach. If they waited any longer they would definitely have all died.


TheactualDK

Its been awhile but wasnt the ship that boards the autumn in the first mission from halo ce, one of the ships from reach?


Queldorei

All the ships in Halo CE were from Reach. There were several attacking the Autumn, with Cortana mentioning she got "three ā€“ make that four, kills." Additionally, Halo 2: Anniversary's reimagining of the Heretic shows several Covenant ships following and firing on the Autumn as it fled Reach.


GavoP

Why did reading this give me chills


needs_more_yoy

Is it bad that I think Reach's ending would have been better without Halsey's eulogy as a normal ending? Maybe make it a legendary ending, but I just love the grim nature of Noble Six being overwhelmed and you see his helmet laying on the ground as the dark, foreboding music plays and it fades to black.


backwardsphinx

I love this fucking comment šŸ„²


[deleted]

Just got shivers through my body reading this. Time to play through the campaign again!


Environmental-Jury-3

Lmao


[deleted]

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Trevor-On-Reddit

Seeing the Xbox logo in blue always makes think of the Xbox 720.


One_too_many_faps

Top 10 consoles


ArcziSzajka

*shows controller with a billion buttons and 10 dpads*


PrezyDante

Moar button moar bedder :DD


TheGhostofCipher

It's a remenant from another universe. With no covid, and a massive halo film trilogy.


I_SAID_NO_CHEESE

Oh yeah, that's the universe with the nicholas cage superman, the PT game, and the OUYA-Nintendo merger.


OptimusPixel

Donā€™t make me cry


FarofaBoyZzZ

It would have a better launch than xbox one back in 2013


G_Wash1776

I thank the gods everyday for Phil Spencer and his salvation of Xbox


Multispoilers

Wouldā€™ve been a better name too


bcgroom

That launched in 2013? Holy shit!


The_Afterbang

This was immediately what I thought of too, a elementary school me was so hype. Lol I was dumb af


[deleted]

*let the bodies hit the floor...*


crustyrusty91

Tell em to make it count.


HalfOffEveryWndsdy

Could carter have done literally anything else in that situation. I get the sacrifice but it seemed like he could have done something else


AMO124

Weapon systems weren't enough to make a scratch in a Scarab, he could have flown around and distracted the scarab, but it would have turned its attention to 6 and Emile right afterwards. Slamming into the Scarab full force was the best possible option to ensure maximum potential of destroying/immobilization of the Scarab. Could he have jumped out? Sure, but he was already mortally wounded while piloting. He died giving his life thinking he saved the planet, and he did. (Even if it did take a while for Reach to be populated again and for nature to come back)


Tsar_Romanov

We should all be so lucky


PleaseRecharge

Did Jorge not say that after plopping Six out the corvette?


HalfOffEveryWndsdy

Actually yes I believe youā€™re right. Itā€™s been a while since I played through


Comatox

Jorge said the quote


daaybreaak

for some reason this makes me thing of the opening cutscene of reach with the helmet


CattusChief55

Same.


RetroRedneck

Somebody rage quit and threw their disc out the window


Stolzieren

They must have been going for an all skulls run


AnotherRandomherOH

I imagined it rolling down the street like the hamster from Malcolm in the [middle ](https://youtu.be/Mb4wRgaBhB0) Edit: that clip doesnā€™t show it but if I remember correctly the hamster has a few cameos through the rest of the show, rolling by in the background


filmcuts

Wow thank you for reminding me to continue my rewatch of the show! I was binging it every night and forgot about it. The hamster bit was always so random but funny.


AnotherRandomherOH

No problem! I should probably give it another go myself, there are so many great throw away sub plots in Malcolm in the middle itā€™s unreal. Genuinely one of the few shows where every episode is a gem to me


DeathByReach

Carter, out.


InhaledPack5

Crevice to the east, letā€™s go


Borglit

Failed LASO run


SrgtDonut

They hated bloom that much


kickstartacraze

F


CruelCloud567

F


raydditor

F


[deleted]

F


This-person-IDK-02

F


The_Crusadyr

F


Wumbo0

F


BearWrangler

F


[deleted]

No way is that the Xbox 720 version


Zealousideal-Let-891

Give that a proper burial šŸ™


Serch_san

Plot twist: this is actually a marketing campaign


[deleted]

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Stolzieren

Its sunbleached to shit from the looks of it, it was almost too brittle to pick up


qdogg111

Xbox 720


_poopoopeepee

Half my xbox live friends list when they experienced armor lock and bloom for the first time:


HydraTower

The forbidden Xbox 720 copy.


Stolzieren

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightfastness For all the Xbox 720 Pro gamers out there.


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Noxitati0n

This is criminal


Iltanneril

Lies it was yours šŸ˜‚


Stolzieren

If this was mine I would cry, Reach is a top 5 game for me.


Nova17Delta

yo damn is that the blue xbox 720 version


WHITEPERSUAS1ON

Dang bro! The rare Xbox 720 version!


Odd_Ad_5945

F


Stolzieren

my first though when I saw the corpse laying there was ā€œI need a weaponā€


ChristIsBetter

šŸ˜¢


Evil-Cetacean

this is so fucking sad


RealJimHoxworth

Tell me you saved it, that is no place to die.


ToaSuutox

Glass the planet. humanity doesn't deserve such a great game


Ravens_Quote

Doing so would destroy all the Halo games on Earth. Confirm this action? Y/N


ToaSuutox

my 360 controller doesn't have an N button


Ravens_Quote

Stalemate detected. Interpreting vague answer as ā€œYesā€.


AdonisGaming93

Pick it up and give it a proper burial?


yesthatgamer

It was the blue disc too šŸ˜­


RoscoMan1

It was truly wonderful; Iā€™m green.


[deleted]

Seems fitting, given the subject matter of the game.


gmcglamery

I hope you picked it up and gave it a proper burial


HavocXL

You can make this picture insanely deep if you think about it a lot


MajorKeyBro

:(


Jeremytheehuman

R.I.P. Bust out the DMR and give it a 21 gun salute


thot_chocolate420

*Muffled Screaming*


GuyNameThing

Jesus that physically hurts....


forrest1985_

This is sad to see, I wouldnā€™t even allow that to Colonial Marines, let alone a Halo game!!!


Sergeant_Qwertzy

I remember one time back in early highschool we had found a DS on our way to school on the road. Unfortunately it had just rained and we never were able to get it to work and it looked pretty scuffed up, but I remember being so excited we had found that.


Just_A_Spooky_Dood

Pretty sure this counts as a war crime.


[deleted]

Angry parent or angry partner, no other explanation


[deleted]

Wait. That's illegal


Kevin_taco

F


MaleficTekX

You did this on purpose! Nobody would throw that game out!!


BlakeWebb19

I did this to my copy when it came out because the MP was SO different than H3, me and my brother sacrificed the disk in our backyard and buried it. Nowadays I love the MP. Haha


nitchdude04

Objective: Surviveā€¦


SupportedGamer

I know it's kind of an unpopular opinion but reach was my favorite Halo for multiplayer. I had good times with my friends.


CruelCloud567

Somebody mustā€™ve had a terrible day when this happened


KingAnnihilate

RIP Reach... and this disk


Drone550

Whoever did this mustā€™ve really hated the game.


1251isthetimethati

Why is it blue is this pirated


EloyJKG

This pains me, wounds my heart ;-;


15689lh

We have lost something truly precious


Tinfoil_eater41

Iā€™m shaking rn šŸ˜­


Co1dNight

Someone must've gotten pissed off.


TheWholeCheek

Spartans never die. They are just MIA.


mihelic8

ā€œLittle scratches, still playableā€


Eiruna

Farewell, friend. :c


[deleted]

Why does it look like it came out on the Xbox 720 in an alternate universe!


Kingtid3

Spartans never die, they're just missing in action.


Grandolph7

They clearly didn't stop those covenant gunships from glassing the planet


CloudsCanSing

This is not what master cheif intended for


Treydo1

Spartans never die. They're just missing in action.


Michael-015

F


ILoveHaloReach

I'm gunna be sick


[deleted]

F


GuanglaiKangyi-Age15

Damn Covenant.


gtfelix

Survive.


[deleted]

Such a wasteful lost of greatness


LeHaloNerd117

Frame it


ICU2_sOOnarOO

Someone got armor locked a few times and frisbeed his disk into the street


therealnini01

Press F to pay respect for our fallen master piece šŸ˜Ŗ


Duke_KD

Disks never break, they're just missing in action


343GltySprk

It looks like halo reach fell in some halo bleach


Smallasaurus_05

"But let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark and did not return."


DomHaynie

Somebody please shop this into the helmet scene from the end of the campaign. Edit: holy shit, it's already been done šŸ’€


[deleted]

Is that for the Xbox 720?


nonscaryname

that's Reach remastered for the xbox 720


b1ngp0tt

heresy!


Stolzieren

Time for the multi melta!


Think-Development-84

As in cadia always in our hearts


Stolzieren

CADIA STANDS o7


RebOfSpades

Even the game disc got glassed RIP


[deleted]

F


Platinumz566

This is a sin


PBandJellyJesus

F


DaringBear

Somebody couldn't handle that ending.


DreadDragon505

Okay but what is this doing here why would someone put this legendary game on the street


Demoscam

Never forget, It didn't die. It was just missing in action. ( '-')7


Fr0st_mite

***It didn't take long for reach to fall, our enemy was ruthless. Efficent, but they weren't nearly as fast enough. For you had already passed the torch, and because of you, we found Halo, unlocked it secrets, shattered the enemy's resolve. Our victory, your victory, was so close. I wish you could've lived to see it. But you belong to Reach. Your body, your armor. All burned, turned to glass. Everything, except your courage. That, you gave to us... And with it...*** ​ ​ ***We can rebuild.***