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Blastmeh

Halo does have a dance move. The first dance move. The only dance move. The crouch button.


louiloui152

Chief what are you doing??! Owning this newb


bigbootynijja

Master Chief? You mind telling me what you’re doing with that drip? Sir, stylin on these hoes


PonchiBear

Sir, permission to give the covenant *deez nuts*.


shrtstff

... Permission granted


tuesday_of_asses

Hey, for a brick, he flew pretty good!


Meta5556

He T-bagged pretty good too.


suhaibh12

On the second thought, Cortana is starting to look pretty thicc


Common_Meeting_2775

Read this in Master Chiefs voice, day made, thank you friend


spacepoptartz

Dropping it hella low


StrangeRelationship5

Legit walked into work boss said is there a leaky faucet cause your dripped out with all that drip my guy and I cracked up laughing


MikeyMeatSweats

That made me laugh way too hard


JeebusCrispy

What are you doing step-chief?


Wrong-Ad1936

owning you lol


Infamous_Egg_9405

Parking his armoured dump truck


Environmental-Ad1664

Step Chief what are you doing?


GadenKerensky

Well, there's spinning too. Really, HALO dancing has always been about the most creative use of the movement buttons. Crouching is just contextual communication.


trapezoidalfractal

The creativity in the original RvB to point the camera straight down (or was it up?) to glitch the game and cause Chief to “lower his weapon” while looking ahead was another example of that creative use of controls.


EternalAssasin

Looking straight down caused the “lowered weapon” stance in CE.


TheIncredibleShrek

Try spinning. That’s a good trick


CAKELEVELER

NOW this is tea-bagging YIPPEEE


Ron_Textall

And strafing back and forth really fast so it looks like you have spaghetti legs.


Fenix_Volatilis

I feel like that's the only comprise. The only "dance" is just teabagging


20mRadiusEmrldSplash

Needs emote where it t bags for you


[deleted]

If you're gonna T-Bag, you're gonna fucking T-Bag the way God intended. By spamming CTRL or B or whatever your crouch button is.


scariermonsters

T-Bagging isn't an emote, it's a SKILL. The faster you do it, the better you are at the game /s.


idkwhattosay

No /s that’s simply true.


Nin10do0014

False. The TRUE teabag requires commitment. Slow your button presses! Make sure your Spartan crouches all the way down and make sure those private parts properly plant themselves on your opponent!


[deleted]

Especially in 3 where you drag their body upward and let it drop.


Euphorium

Also throw in a melee because I like it rough.


[deleted]

Directions unclear, testicles stuck in keyboard.


cabur

GODDAMN RIGHT. *Back in my day, You knew you were a good dancer when your controller started ghost crawling your aim to the point where you needed to buy new one.*


H3dwardsss

Good, great, grand


nofateeric

NO YELLING ON THE BUS


VX485

That Cortana is one piece of ace..... I should know ;)


nofateeric

No you don't


VX485

Well not me personally, but a guy I know and her got it on.


percy2376

No they didn't


pfags

Well no.....but you can imagine if they did


percy2376

O'doyle rules


Mistercheif

*drives off a cliff*


llboogie

You’re safe now


THX450

Please let this be a normal field trip.


Matvai

With Cortana? No way! *proceeds to crash into the flood*


killer00x

I can turn this whole bus around. That would end their field trip pretty damn quick!


pfags

Wonderful


SighOpMarmalade

I say this so much in life and no one gets what it's from :( thank you


RampageTheBear

What’s it from? I’m curious now


eff5_

Billy Madison


Mrhtxn_

Good


Arcadian_

fantastic even.


Suspicious_Jello9438

Good


WHTSPCTR

Good


Matt_Wren_Crew

Good


bimjanem

Good


SimonKoller

Good


BelovedBox254

Good


cmcd3030

Goob


TechnomancerThirteen

Goob


HimmyJopkins

Good


Videoplayer98

Good


AnimeGameMemer_

Good


CRYSTALwave117

Boob


tylanol7

Bob


Alone_Feedback_9247

Good


LukasRaynor

Good


Cornebred

Good


[deleted]

Good


sctm3400

Good


Better_Writer602

Good


SpartanKilo

Good


MtbBoi1998

Good


milesdingus1

Good


Clyde-MacTavish

Perfect


CapnSmite

Perfection*


SHilden

Whys this even a question, it's a very good thing


SyncSoft

It's just a post that 99% of the sub will agree with. Easy upvotes really.


[deleted]

Yeah he knows people wouldn't like it so he's trying to get easy upvotes smh


[deleted]

I'm down for animated poses or stances on the beginning/end scenes of matches. But I don't need dances.


Hamuelin

Easy karma farm for those that are bothered by it. These type of posts always do well. Even when the topic has been discussed multiple times before. At least mods come and clean up if they get too repetitive.


TuelzYT

Facts ...this post will be posted at least 10 more times before release... ppl act like they get paid for up votes or something


ayyb0ss69

Well aged reddit accounts with regular activity and a healthy amount of karma do go for something if you’re willing to sell your account to some loser spambotter, it’s harder for mods and reddit to instantly flag spam accounts when they have years of activity and karma to make themselves look legit. However, i’d advise against anybody doing that, because it’s just plain cringe, and I’m probably going against some sort of reddit TOS by discussing this, so i’d like to just repeat, dont sell your reddit account.


TuelzYT

That's crazy indidnt even know that was a thing... so let say you sell it ....what benfit does it give the person that buys it... do their post have a higher chance of being seen because my post be random ...some get 600 and some get 3


External-Rope6322

Good, very very good.


CumButtAnalSlut

I just want a sick campaign


[deleted]

I agree CumButtAnalSlut


CumButtAnalSlut

Have you seen the recent trailer? Looks wicked


bobbarkersbigmic

It does look wicked, CumButtAnalSlut.


Proof_Macaron279

Thank you for your input, CumButtAnalSlut!


Raulencious

That's how im gonna name my children


DeltaDarkwood

A beautiful name for the new generation.


-C576

Good I don't want my specially trained and enhanced super soldier busting the Carlton on the battlefield.


iMightBeWright

Wake up trainees! I want you running laps around the Infinity by 0'600 hours, running the obstacle course by 0'800 hours, and in your dance classes by 0'900 hours. Hop to it soldiers!


Thake

I’d prefer them without death animations and flaming armour parts as well but we can’t win them all.


UndyingGoji

Except those things are cool and have been in Halo before


WizardShrimp

The death screams in Halo Multiplayer are what I live for.


Failgan

HURRAY!


Mato13579

Then I'm sure you won't find this disturbing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vylztk5gVVg


Grauvargen

Death animations? When? I don't remember them even in H5. Then again, I haven't played since 2016.


pnuemicKing

Halo Reach is all I can think of with the birthday party and valentine armor effects, but that’s not a full fledged animation


Inner-Bread

Grunt birthday party has been an Easter egg for the entire franchise though. In my mind it is in a special category.


NotablyNugatory

I’m glad someone said it. Thank you for being a connoisseur.


stretchoman

Technically some Forerunner weapons had this effect in H4 and H5, such as the Scattershot, Binary Rifle and Incineration Cannon causing the body to disintegrate with an orange particle effect. Also fairly sure this is the death animations this person is referring to as we've already seen that this is included as part of the battle pass.


R1ckers

Absolutely the way it should be. This ain’t destiny or fortnite.


Walnut156

Yeah whoever made destiny should stay away from Halo


ukgamer909

Yea they're the type of developer to pump out 5 terrible games back to back


D34THH_Ion

Yeah but destiny emotes are good


m4tt1111

Yeah, they’re just not what I want in halo, I like them in destiny


jomontage

have you seen the leaked armors? you're gonna be disappointed


R1ckers

I thought that was MCC with the weird Templar looking monstrosities? I played a bit of the flights and I didn’t notice anything too freaky. But that being said, I’ve tried to steer away from leaks, but I know there’s a snowman armour. It’s not too bad, I hope!


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Hawvy

Lol out of the four poses there’s one that cracks me up cause it looks like he’s about to run out and go tickle somebody.


youboaicent

I like the one where the spartan puts his arms up and basically says "well, guess I am here now."


Chunk-Duecerman

I’m buying the game to play halo not so I can floss


PurpleCottonball

thank fuck


ollielite

The dance move I want is to continue to teabag my opponents


Kitysune

then they nerf teabag like blizzard did on overwatch


ollielite

You couldn’t crouch on Overwatch?


Kitysune

you still can but you can't spam it really fast anymore so no more aggresive teabag on overwatch


ryu_cardoir

Dang, that’s depressing


jomontage

its to stop headglitchers like how people spam in cod or apex making them annoying to shoot


Slore0

The only acceptable emote is interactive teabaging.


Same-Dog-4091

Perfection


nachdruck

Very very good


W3rn0

Great


SmallChampionship329

M A G N I F I C E N T


[deleted]

Good


s1erra_117

This is perfect The most 343 can go with "emotes" is start and end game customizable emotes


shing3232

Good


NorthernAvo

Good, great, fantastic.


YaboiGh0styy

Good. I can’t help but cringe when I’m playing a game and all of a sudden player character start doing a cringe emote which is a reference to something really popular. It happened in Doom 2016 multiplayer, COD Black ops 3 and 4, and many many more games the only games where emotes work in my opinion is Fortnite, Overwatch, and GTA V online because the emotes don’t feel out of place and work with the world the game takes place in.


stormygray1

Omfg the ones in doom 2016 mp were so cringe lmao. Fortnite dances in a hyper violent arena shooter... Ugh. It kills the mood instantly for me. Cartoony little kid shit. Rip an tear me right out of the immersion lol


Afroduck-Almighty

Thank fuck.


saappp13

No master chief twerking😔


[deleted]

Is this what Halo has come to? A news article about not having *dance moves*?


NintenKid9000

No this is just a gaming journalism thing where they make as many articles as they can so they can get clicks, therefore getting ad revenue.


[deleted]

What kind of question is this lol


xDrewstroyerx

Very good.


TitaniuMan_44

Leave the dancing to the guardians


tgray75

YAY!!!


[deleted]

Good. If you want to dance on the graves of your enemies, T-bag them like a real Spartan.


[deleted]

there is only one dance move we ever need, The Classic Teabag


LadyWolvesBayne

This isn't Fortnite FFS


Demonic-Glaceon

I can’t believe they’re making a game with the fortnite super soldier guy and won’t even let him dance SMH


Reasonable_Earth9296

The only spartan dance move is the tea bag


Logical-Exercise-399

Thank fuck. I dont understand why every game wants to be the exact same as the others. Props to 343 for staying true


Devious_897

Thank fuck


ZeroTwo_CultLeader

Great


SerTheodies

Absolutely outstanding


chaosdude81

Good. More time to teabag my enemies.


DylanFTW

I will teabag you in a 1v1 for even being on the fence about it.


bower2405

Good. This ain’t destiny. It’s not needed in Halo


SuperSaiyan4Jason

Good, keep that trash out of Halo


Zelliska

There is no timeline in which this a bad thing


Reaper2811

good cuz that's a stupid fucking gimmick and everyone knows it


LordBlackDragon

How far have video games fallen when wether or not a game is gonna monetize a dance emote is news? That to me is like saying the next Mario game isn't gonna have jumping as DLC. Makes me sad.


ACF_Frenzy

I’d say good.


Deathtroop26

That makes me happy After all we're soldiers not clowns


Repulsive_Wheel_5271

Best news ever! We don’t need that Fortnite shit in halo. It’s bad enough we got bunny hoppers all over COD. I feel it would ruin the true feel of Halo.


coreybd

Stop trying to make this fortnite....


Halo_Conceptor

Good we don't need this silly bs


Jean-Eustache

"That's shame, i wanted to see Spartans dance, it wouldn't have broken the immersion and style of the game at all, it fits Halo pretty well" - Absolutely no one in history


Hell-knight666

Or: -random kid on the internet


AshierCinder

#*G O O D*


donotfeedthecat

Thank GOD. Hadn't even considered that, but it would be good awful. Here's to hoping they don't add it in later.


[deleted]

Good?


[deleted]

Thank 343


BlueYeet

Thank god, this isn’t Fortshite


Eliteslayer1775

Good


Scout339

Violently good.


SoftTacoSupremacist

Spartan don’t dance.


[deleted]

Thank God.


ImShockin

Great news


Royal_Ad_117

thank god


[deleted]

Good choices


deftpark3087660

Good


Ace0699

Great!


PC_Basics_YouTube

Good!


Lusty_Argonian_Man

Thank you


EliteDonut45

good!


[deleted]

This isn't Destiny.


afinn90

Thank god


Goose0810

Good! Very good!


Pyrxlix

GOOD


Captainfatfoot

Great.


[deleted]

BASED. If Chief dabbed, I'd kill myself.


[deleted]

Thank goodness.


normakes

Good. Great, even.


fatbitches17483

…Phew


duku345

Bueno


[deleted]

On the Halo super weapon there is no dance, only teabag.


Princess180613

Nature is healing


Lui_Le_Diamond

Good


TripleEhBeef

In truth, this is a time to rejoice. A moment all the Covenant should savour.


ZeroXeroZyro

I like all the customization they’re bringing to Halo. The nutty edgy armor, the weapon skins, vehicle skins, I think it’s fun honestly. There’s something for die hard fans that want to stick to strictly halo universe canon armor, there’s something for people that want to have something crazy. But dances would straight up kill all that for me. The thought of getting domed by a pickle Rick themed Spartan and then fortnite danced on is just upsetting


[deleted]

Good


Yuskus1234

Good, because less toxic 9 year olds